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>Info wars pays for my interview in Texas
>Started in LAX layover in Vegas otw to Texas
>Thunder storms in Vegas so 4hour delay
>Before I know it I'm sitting in my terminal and Alex Jones is sitting next to me
>Alex?
>He says follow me
>We enter a mysterious jet airplane looked like it could fly in space
>Needed a job so I joined Alex on his journey
>Lee Ann was sitting next to me
>Alex said join me up front for a cigar
>I said ok despite the fact I do not smoke
>Alex asks me do you hear a deep rumble anon?
>I feel the plane begin to shake violently
>ANCAP is the only way Alex Jones proclaims
>I walk to the front of the plane and sit down
>Turn around and Trump is in the Plane sitting behind me
>TFW austism
>Lightning strikes!
>Plane drops 100 feet in air!
>HELP.jpeg
>I squeeze Lee Ann's breasts...
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Did you really interview for infowars anon?
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>>135995559 this
if your famous you can fuck my boipussi
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>>135995354
OP is a faggot water filtration system. Kys
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>>135995354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJUtbH9zDD8
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>>135995787
Kys? what are you a globalist?
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>>135995947
InfoWars controls the lizard people who intrun control (((the globalists))). Oh, and we have a sale on UltraMaleVitality, just what you need in your underground bunker and your Waifu Sarah Palin pillow.
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>>135995354
I remember when /r9k/ was filled with green texts just like this back in 2009 - instead of the FAG HAGS who are currently on the board.
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>>135996535
I'm cool I browse 4chan
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>>135995354
Sounds like Infowars is about to introduce their hire of a lifetime!
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>>135996703
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
GO KISS YOURSELF ALL OVER THE PAVEMENT
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>If its brown it's flushed down Jones explains
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>>135997993
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>>135996535
In 2009 you were supposed to be on /b/ not on r9k you MASSIVE FAGGOT BITCH
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>>135997993
Godspeed burger king
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