New Zealand General - My Little Pony Edition

>>135988076
>my little pony edition

please die

>>135988076
I wish I could live comfy in the south island.

>>135988076
Visiting Kiwi land next week.

What areas should I avoid while there?

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>>135988076
>My Little Pony Edition

absolutely degenerate.

>>135988710
the north island

>>135988710
All of Auckland. That city is so different to the rest of NZ, it's like another country.

what is te puke like? kiwi

>>135988076
what's the opinion on chinese subversion over there

New Zealand builders are the shittest on earth. They actually believe having a non airtight house means it 'breathes' and its good for you. No wonder we have cold mouldy shit homes.

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>>135988076
SO yall think that 37yo mormon art graduate bucktooth 2hole is gonna become PM?

>>135989637
Not gonna happen, they're just hoping to not lose too badly.

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Reminder

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>>135989637
gimme dat ane

>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11898661
>Metiria Turei's mum lived with her when she claimed benefit
>Metiria Turei has confirmed her mother was a flatmate for part of the period she claimed the benefit.
>Turei has also admitted to enrolling to vote at the same address as her baby's father - despite not living there - so she could vote for a friend who was a candidate in Mt Albert in 1993.
>An electoral law expert says enrolling to vote at an address you do not live at is an offence.

If the leader of any other party had done this, they would have had the decency to quit by now.

>>135991006
Do you think Maori or Maori lovers actually give a fuck about the law?

>>135989422
'struth

Two questions if i may

1)whats the likely election outcome? is winnie gonna pull it off?

2)How bad has auckland, specifically east auckland gotten with chinks and shit?

>>135988076
How hard is it to immigrate, will you mind if I get a Hobbit hole and chill out in the shire?

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GREENS ARE FUCKING FINISHED!

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>>135991204
u 'aving a laff m8?

>>135991204
>designated shitting shire

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>>135988076
Gayest general out boys!

Keep it up.

>>135991320
>Implying Hobbits fell for the porcelain jew
>>135991299
It was a serious question

visiting NZ in october for the first time, litterally going all around the Earth just for you guys.

And your fauna. Your birds are awesome.

>>135991204
>>135991415
You should stay in your shithole of a country, there are enough disgusting fucking indians here already. You people are reprehensible, revolting to behold. When one enters the vicinity you can smell the curry and shit sweat, it's a miasma that burns the eyes. Take a plunge in the Ganges to swim with your rotten grandpa and don't come out.

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>>135991201
60% likelihood for a National win
39% likelihood for a Labour win
1% likelihood of a NZFirst win

Take a walk through central Auckland and you'll hear more people speaking Chinese than English. Auckland's third biggest street was recently given a Chinese name because the English name means bad luck in Mandarin. Pic related is a billboard sign from last election.

In terms of personality they're not bad people. I simply dislike the ones who bring crime and drugs, and the ones who invest in properties simply to drive up the prices or leave them to ruin.

>>135991688
You must be part Maori cause that was savage.

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>>135991476
I like the native birds, but unfortunately in the city mostly you get sparrows, blackbirds, mynahs and rock pigeons. There are rare occasions where you see a tui or native pigeon.

Man, now I feel like visiting the countryside.

>>135991204
Indians in NZ have no respect for women. Are you one of those kinds?

>>135991713
>third biggest street
which one?

>>135988710
Don't listen to these fags.
There are a few south Auckland suburbs that are no go zones at night but you have no reason to ever be there, not even to buy drugs.

Avoid anything that looks like a tourist trap because it is. You'll get ripped off hard.
Also don't give tips here. Tipping is not a thing here. Don't bring that shit here.
Many (mostly gooks and maoris) will take tips off tourists and even try to make you feel like you're supposed to. Tell them to fuck off.

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>>135991869
Dominion Rd, see pic. Auckland Council nearly named it "Auckland Chinatown" but they decided that giving the road a Chinese second name would be less racist.

>>135991688
Kek I'll still come
>>135991841
No I am interested in nz just because of lotr

>>135991282
Aren't they polling higher than ever atm?

>>135989637
na I think Kelvin Davis in 2020.
She'll be the turning point for the leftist revival though. She aint no leader, she can't hack it.
You think she can keep all of Labours special agenda factions happy, keep the communist Greens happy all while wielding king maker Wild Winston?

>>135991204
It's near impossible mate.
Also shitting on the street is frowned upon.

>>135991801
come to australia cunt we have kookaburras

>>135992287
>kookaburras
Sausage stealing cunts you mean?

>>135991006
"OMG check out this dank Maori committing fraud. Fucking based #IAmMeteria" - Greens 2017

>>135992068
They took all the support off Labour though, they are essentially the same party.

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>>135992314
better than pigeons

>>135992068
Problem for them is all that support is coming from their political allies voter base.

>>135992400
Which in turn are better than Ibises.

>>135992489
surprised you didn't mention emus to our Aussie friend.

>>135992581
Because Emus are delicious.

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>>135992489
say that to my face cunt

>>135992581
he knows if he does that i'll start going on about sheep

>>135992581
>>135992617
Also Ibises are bin juice drinking cuntstains.

>>135992326
The #IAmMetiria hashtags have given WINZ the easiest strategy ever for catching fraudsters.

>>135992652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN7yy2O6u5A

And oi, we're cattle country now.

>>135989422
3 year apprentice anon here.
wtf are you talking about? this is the first time i've ever heard of this airtightness thing?

COOK THE MAN SOME EGGS

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Pretty sure all of /pol/ can agree that New Zealand has the cutest political candidate.

>>135992933
It's a thing with Islanders.

>>135992862
why can't I stop laughing

>>135992971
>those dead commie eyes
Would hate fuck

>>135992068
>>135992415
To add, the reason for this is pretty disgusting.
One of the Green leaders (There are 2 leaders, a male and female, next will be a fucking 3rd tranny no doubt) The female leader was about to be ousted for committing benefit fraud during her life long career of being a social welfare recipient before leading the Greens.
She preemptively admitted to it and claimed she has no regrets because she was "fed muh chilluns", yet somehow managed to remain obese.
All the useless welfare scumbags from Labour (half the support base) who think defrauding the NZ taxpayer is their entitlement, switched from LAB to GRN.
Pretty fucking sad.
The result was LAB plummeting to a 23% record low, causing the leader to resign the next day.

>>135992287
Crowes everywhere. Squak squak

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>>135988076
>My Little Pony
MODS

Any Auckland uni bros here? I'm seriously considering making a right wing club or hosting anti communism speeches/events in the uni

Would that be something yall would be into?

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>>135993081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWhkSbTU

>>135992862
what, you've figured out that you're not supposed to kill the sheep after you fuck it?

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>>135993253
Heh.

>>135992971
>bFM mug
Another one straight from academia into politics huh?

>>135992014
what are you talking about it has not been renamed

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>>135993327
/nzpol/ discord is a better place to discuss this. eBHj49

>>135993381
>what, you've figured out that you're not supposed to kill the sheep after you fuck it?
If I said yes would you still buy our mutton products?

>>135993327
>making a right wing club
Not allowed.
Didn't some of you guys start a 'European Culture' club that got shut down recently?

>>135993327
why did you go to UoA its full of gooks

>>135993497
i don't eat sheep.

>>135993400
Dear god bFM is terrible. George has some complete shit daytime radio, but bFM takes it to a whole new level. Just complete flaming garbage all the time.

>>135993508
Nah I have immunity because I'm Asian as fuck and if they try anything I'll say they're oppressing my speech

>>135993529
You're talking to one :^)

>>135992986
just why would anyone think to reduce airtightness, i can understand extraction fans for airflow at choice. But man there are some cowboys

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>>135993407
I didn't say it was renamed, I said it's been given a second name. Google it!

>>135991476
If it's not too much trouble could you take another crack at GreenPeace when you're here?

>>135993529
> Studied engineering starting in 2012
> Finished in 2016
> By that time the comp labs had gone from a quite place to study to an asian gathering place where half the comps are used to play OW
The irony is that I would hog two computers, one to play OW and the other to run simulations for my FYP. Lmao

>>135993635
Dumbass cost cutting cunts.

Yet somehow better than chinks at building, god knows how.

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>>135993613
Are you a part of this group yet, anon?

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>>135992971
wrong, pic related is

>>135993613
if this is nick chen or sylvester kuo then fuck off

>>135993327
>>135993613
Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker.

>>135991908
Good advice. Also it's winter here in NZ so the south island will be looking good. But hey NZ is good everywhere, and tipping is NOT required.

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Posting Pony in My Little Pony Edition Thread™

Ban me, faggot mods.

>>135993381
>This cocktail of burnt tobacco, chicko rolls and bin juice will keep this demanding chick satisfied for the next ten minutes

Kek, why haven't I heard of these vile birds before.

>>135993688
geez, and I thought that was the main grudge you guys were holding towards us

I'm thinking more along the lines of bringing a Sonic & Knuckles cart, plant it in the ground, and ask my friends in France to put their Sega console upside down on the floor to make the biggest Sega cartridge tower ever

>>135993830
Don't know who they are but judging from their Facebook profiles, I'm much less autistic looking/acting and actually a great public speaker.

>>135991713
my visa depends upon NZ first not getting in but i would still vote for them if i could

>>135994308
Where you from?

>>135988076
Winston Peters for God Emperor of Aotearoa

>>135991204
I have indian neighobours and they fuck me right off

>>135994356
The motherland r kid. Just not got my residency yet

Do white people outside of auckland still view asians as human?

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Anyone remember this dude? He called out the NZ Blood Service for being homophobic because they didn't accept blood from gay men.

>>135994432
Do you live in the shire?

>>135992014
Dominion road renamed? What? Bullshit.
This would never be allowed. Heads would be rolling
The road is iconic and even got a song about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfdvAVkg1X0

>>135994596
Oh look, the brown eye of Sauron gazes over us again.

>>135994594
What a silly egg

>>135994594
hahahahahahaha wtf has donald trump got to do with it

>>135994594
head look like penis

Just knocked up a 16 y.o half cast maori girl from NZ. How best do I get rid of her?

>>135994917
maoris don't get abortions. Good Luck

>>135994917
Make her sign a treaty.

>>135994917
Get rid of her the traditional way. Say you're going to the store for some ciggies, then never return.

>>135993896
how about you neck yourself instead, loser

>>135994728
>brown eye
Teehee

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>>135994917
Good luck bruh

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>You will never be as autistic as this guy

Feels fucking good brehs

>>135994917
Deport her to an empty continent on the other side of the world?

>>135995383
Well I'm getting a flu shot tomorrow so I could be.

>>135992971
>wearing shoes indoors

>>135995009
kek. underrated response

>>135995383
Based Nick Chen, the only decent Chink in Auckland.

>>135995383
Doesn't seem autistic. Succeeds breeds envy.

>>135995530
I got mine earlier this year. It was better than last years.

>>135995924
>>135996163
Wow you're right, what a #basedchink

I mean who cares about subtly redpilling people and slowly waning them from the MSM when you can autistically screech about jews and scare off people that could've hit self awareness.

Inb4 "they're a lost cause"

Fuck off. I've redpilled probably a dozen drumpf-tier sjw's, all it takes is to confidently and slowly drip feed them with information

>>135993400
She kinda runs that olly cafe with her friends

>>135996620
You can subtly redpill friends irl while also enjoying the autist antics of Nick Chen the based gook on an anonymous imageboard. In fact Chen displays a lot of what is wrong with immigration, it leaves people culturally isolated and often leads to mental instability making assimilation impossible. He is crack up.

>>135997283
Ok that's a great point. Dont know why but its probably because I used to be autistic as fuck so seeing someone do something that I would've done in the past triggers the fuck out of me desu

>>135992654
Man, FUCK the Ibis, seriously.

>>135988076
Praying for more earthquakes to NZ

>>135994432
Its slightly culturally uncomfortable that India has a very big presence in every single facet of life I have come into contact with in New Zealand.
I suppose its to be expected.

But its weird.

The people that run our curry shop? Yeah, it makes sense.
But they're in IT here. They're all running BOTH pizza places opposite the curry shack. The hamburger joint (wisconsin) and Hell Pizza cost more, and the impicit principle seems to be if your meal is made for less than 10 dollars its pizza by indians, and if it costs more, its either a curry or its from whiter staff.

Do you think the staff there get more? I'm dubious. The prices are higher however, and the food is supposed to be nicer. What do you think though?

>>135998691
we would deserve it

>>135998921
It's all part of the biryani mans plan

>>135997969
We have all had embarrassing moments of autistic sperging but thats the life Nick Chen lives 24/7 and it takes guts, like I said before he is the only good chink in Auckland. NZ Herald used and abused him for their hit piece on the alt right in New Zealand, but it backfired and made them look like fools on a witch hunt so i've decided he is a good cunt.