Coal burning is the backbone of the German economy

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>coalburning
anon...

>>135981273
>Coal is clean,
Coal became clean when nuclear became safe.
>readily available,
After cancerous mining techniques?
>easy to burn
Badly, it's easy to burn coal badly.

I'm mad, but this is /pol/ related.

>>135981273

thousands of refugees will be getting jobs with coalburning women. This will help the economy, jobs, and is also eco friendly as the energy harvested from german women coalburning will go towards powering the entire country.

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>>135981273
I absolutely believe you when you say coalburning is so very integral to germany.

>>135981273
I laughed

>>135981273
>BREAKING NEWS
>GERMANY BANS COALBURNING! MASSES OF GERMAN WOMEN SEEN FLEEING INTO FRANCE AND ITALY IN UTTER DESPERATION

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>>135981273
>Coal is clean
lol no it's fucking not
>readily available
Yeah after destroying landscapes, mountains, and costing literally tens of thousands of lives a year to harvest
>, easy to burn
So are the jews.
> and has been the reason we got out of the dark ages.
wew. wood and stone got us out the hunter gatherer age, guess we should give up on steel and plastics and nuclear power and ((((((((coal))))))

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>>135981619
>Coal became clean when nuclear became safe.
Nuclear IS safe.

>>135981273
Germans have a sense of humor after all

>>135981273
Kek

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>>135981273
>germans love burning coal
yes they do

>>135981273
>Germany
>Coal burning

>>135982918
Yes it is.

>>135982918
why are you so against coal? Are you a... demorat?

This is pretty good. Almost believable that someone from germany could actually be this deadpan.

>>135981273

Gee, Germany is all for the environment until it hits their shekel wallet.

>>135981619
>Coal became clean when nuclear became safe.

So like 1970 in the west?

Good job, I spilled my coffee just reading the title

>>135984727
Point is we don't need "clean coal" because we have "dirtless, zero carbon nuclear"

>>135981273
Are you delusional?

>>135981383
fpbp

>>135984654
>Gee, Germany is all for the environment until it hits their shekel wallet.

Germans are at their heart nationalists. This is why we have a strong export economy and love our coal power plants. We have coal mines and burn our coal. Coal is cheap and lets us sustain our industry.

We are all about the shekels in our industry wallets. You cannot take away this mindset.

>>135982982
This

>Disregard the opinions of my faggot countryman, he's probably from Melbourne

>>135981273
>Coal is clean
Wut.
Coal and tidal are best. Wind following that.

>>135986083
>Coal
Well shit, i apparently had a stroke. Meant to say nuclear is best.

>>135986130
>Meant to say nuclear is best.
No, no, you were right. Coal and tidal are best.

>>135986187
Proof of coal being better than anything but solar?

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>>135986259
>Proof of coal being better than anything but solar?
Look what coal can do. Can solar and wind do that? No.

>>135986431
I already said solar sucks. And wind is a supplement, but it could do that on the proper scale.

>>135986502
>I already said solar sucks. And wind is a supplement, but it could do that on the proper scale.

Fact is, unless you start with massive, cheap buffer systems (e.g. reverse flow batteries on a huge scale), you ain't going to get rid of coal.

And it doesn't matter. Coal power plants are perfect to even out intermittent demand as you can see in the UK. Just use them when you need them.

>Dark ages
Wow, learn history anytime. When Rome fell they saw it as the end of Roman enlightenment hence "Dark Ages"

>>135981383
Wow you understood the joke, guess two minds think alike. Have you prepared your bull yet?

>>135986933
Or you could just convert a couple of (((coal))) stations to nuclear, and save everything?

>>135985088
We get it, Franz. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/8560815/Germany-officially-the-worlds-least-funny-country.html

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>>135987222
>convert a coal station to nuclear
fuck you're an idiot

>>135989379
Oh, do explain why. So i can laugh at your idiocy.

>>135989830
you don't "convert a coal station" to nuclear, you demolish the coal station and build a nuclear power plant in it's place. fuck you're dumb.

>>135989887
Which many people would declare a conversion. But besides that, you can in fact convert them, changing only parts which need be changed. Ya know, like the Americans have done.

>(((green energy sector)))

>>135981273
Burn the coal...