AUGUST 21

Would an automobile with a decent (or supplemental) air filter be able to drive with volcanic ash everywhere?

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>>135979244
>mfw floridian

>>135979348
No

>>135979413
Northeast doing me a solid for once!
>>135979413
Best coast confirmed.

>>135979244
>the volcano misses me by a couple of kilometers (less than 5 hours of car travel)
>it will also probably make the days hotter
>we're already going around 40°C
>it won't kill me
>it'll just fuck my shit up even further
>mfw

>>135979244

>Time to move to Australia i guess

You can't run from it, ash cloud will permeate the atmosphere and block half the sunlight.

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Post yfw not in impact zone

Get fucked, there's no room!

>>135979704
We know, you've got all those Chinese and rapefugees to take in!

>>135979244
For once it pays to live in FL

Please destroy Portland Oregon, Magma

>>135979244
cool, did you make this?

>>135979560
>half

The solar eclipse will hide the us from the volcano

>>135979665
>>135979556

Dont worry, you will be culturally enriched with American refugees

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do I flee? Or do I embrace?

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>>135979665

>>135979868
sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

>>135979803

nah, i stoled from some DA faggot.

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So Long Gay California

>>135979244
>Barely live in the ash zone in Pennsylvania
>we have less sun than alaska in this fucking state so literally nothing will change
so your telling me the only thing left to remove after this is nyc? sounds good.

bull
crap

>>135979348
I imagine you wouldn't get very far until the thing was totally clogged with hot ash.

>>135979244
Welp time to move to Florida. There's tons of us there already.

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>>135979665
>everything west of the Appalachians is gone
I don't know that I'd miss them, to be honest.

>>135979755
Calm down son, you're just mad that your country is getting blacked.
At least our black population is too busy huffing petrol fumes instead of burning their own cities down.

>>135979868
I think I'd rather go in the explosion than suffer that sorry fate

>>135979704

Say that to your Govt.
https://www.intellihub.com/report-brazil-argentina-australia-sign-contracts-worth-hundreds-billions-dollars-house-u-s-populace-yellowstone-supervolcano-erupts/
SAD!

>>135979244
As long as you speak English.

>>135980016

Well you have Argentina.

only people who can handle bantz are let in
sorry seppo

>>135980069
Still.

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>>135979665

A super volcano eruption has major implications that can last for years. When that thing goes, be ready for a long mini ice age, in which that is the true apoclypse for every country worldwide.

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>>135979244

We're going to throw in Hillary, so the gods will be happy and we'll have another 1000 yrs of good luck.


Fear porn loving fags.

>>135980024

>brazil promises to take gringos

>fake news

>>135979244
Fuck off we're full

The entire world will suffer if Yellowstone eruts though. We will get a long winter. 2-3 years, crops will fail famine etc

>>135980143
Virgins only... Throw her in and it WILL erupt

>>135979244
Goddamnit I love living where i do

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>>135980011
kek wtf, the land down under is a strange place.

>>135980173
Why doesn't america just drill big holes into yellowstone to relieve the pressure?

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>>135979244
Proof?

>>135980143

U FUCK, YOU WANT A APOCALYPSE FOR THROWING SHIT?

>>135979244
>>135979892
Get a milsurp gas mask that takes NATO 40mm filters and stock up on supplies. A few guns that you can shoot while masked is a good idea, so red dots or high irons. Remember to brush up on fieldcraft, especially building shelters.

>>135979244
I will pray each day for this. May the frogs flee eastward.

>>135980129
All the latest computer models say it will be mostly a Northern Hemisphere event with the southern hemisphere being almost untouched, thank god for roundearth science. If it does turn out to be flat we're all fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

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>>135980277

Eclipse

>avocado hurricane devastates east coast at same time as volcano eruption
>there are no safe spaces
>entire country is punished by God for California's legendary faggotry

>>135980372
Eh. I'll believe it when it happens

>>135980261
The magma is too deep to relieve pressure

>>135980129
>When that thing goes, be ready for a long mini ice age

Take that, global warming!

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>tfw new england

>>135980448

>entire country is punished by God for California's legendary faggotry

Well, we did enable it.

I'm cool with this. We need the population drop and the eruption will probably set off the cascade fault too. Clean slate. Plus the ash will make things hella fertile afterward.

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>>135980282
>U FUCK, YOU WANT A APOCALYPSE FOR THROWING SHIT?

two negatives equal a positive, kek.

Surpised you didn't know that.

>>135979244
We are full cunt.
You chose your country, now stick to it, for better or worse.

>F
>U
>L
>L

>>135980529
>ash will make things hella fertile afterward.
That's what I was thinking. My area will get a light dusting of ash. Till that shit into the soil and enjoy the fucking massive harvests for decades.

>>135979348
You would need to drive an electric car like a Tesla to drive out of the evacuation zone. No air intake for that one. If you drive in the 50km/h area, you could go up to 800km with a charge.

>>135980609
LOL no one's serious about moving to Australia.

Christ, we'll live in the Ashlands before anyone even considers moving "down undah".

>>135979892
I'll be an Ashlander with you

t. Colorado

>>135980261
because America is a nation under God and this world needs to be cleansed of all the subhuman nigger cattle that can't survive a supervolcanic winter

>>135979244
and yet faggots keep wanting Cascadia to happen. gotta move that shit way more north. west is fucked from juan de fuca as well.

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>>135980574

>>135980344
That would be true, for a regular volcano. For a supervolcano, the effects are global, as the ash just spreads out over a long period of time. Btw it would be a global -6.5°C average drop.

Let that number sink in.

>>135980372
How about telling us wtf the eclipse has to do with instigating a volcanic explosion.

>>135980609
>>135980163

Aussies are scared of People that actually can beat a bunch of Emus.
SAD!

>>135980529
>hella

I wish you lived in the kill zone.

>>135980129
u.s. gonna be like a wounded animal, and the vultures will be watching

>>135980850
>global -6.5°C average drop.
Maybe that'll finally get the liberals to stop bitching about global warming.

>>135980876
>How about telling us wtf the eclipse has to do with instigating a volcanic explosion

Dude, they're autistic, so...you know.

>>135980876
Will the gravitational and magnetic alignment of the celestial bodies pop the boil that is Yellowstone and end this goddamn nightmare

>>135980976

>thinks it ends

oh are you going to be in for a surprise

>>135980529
>and the eruption will probably set off the cascade fault too

As long as it doesn't fuck with the New Madrid fault. That would be far more damaging than the Cascadia fault being set off.

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Alright, someone give me the rundown for the Portland metro area please. How bad will it be and will air filters/purifiers help? What else will I need?

>>135980975
kek

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See you in september

Oh and watch out for the cannibals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94KcI0gLq1A&ytbChannel=apnatvHD

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>>135979665

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>>135981144
>Alright, someone give me the rundown for the Portland metro area please. How bad will it be and will air filters/purifiers help? What else will I need?

Run out, get some cash. Take half and send to me. Then take the other half and flush it down the toilet. There, you're done.

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As one of the last white Los Angeles residents, I welcome the coming ashpocalypse.

>>135979244
>Time to move
>MooV

>>135980953
It would get liberals to stop bitching, but at the same time. A 1° drop is already a big deal but the temperature drop I mentioned means that the Middle Eastern, and African deserts can potentially turn into frozen shitholes.

Well atleast less shitskins am I right?

>>135980922
That's norcal scum slang so he's in the martial law zone

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post yfw yellowstone erupts, the long valley caldera erupts, and the cascadia subduction zone causes a massive tsunami to hit the west coast

Threads like this are the reason pol is considered one of the dumbest boards

Nothing will happen, not with the eclipse, not with yellowstone. Those types of supervolcanos (there are dozens around the world fyi) take years before they erupt. Before that, there's a lot of minor eruptions and seismic activity. People will have plenty of time to evacuate when this happens. Stop fear mongering with bullshit.

>>135981333
Whites are adapted to such a place. BRING ON THE VOLCANO! FREE US FROM THE DARKNESS

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>AUGUST 21

Are you implying that thing is going to blow up on that date?
Isn't people predicting the next doomsday since 500 BC?

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>>135979941
>less sun than Alaska
>Alaska getting 18 hours of sunlight per day

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>>135981453
>Threads like this are the reason pol is considered one of the dumbest boards

Excuse me, sir. That is very hurtful.

>>135980876
I'm assuming they're suggesting that gravity deforms the leeward half of the planet when both moon and sun are aligned. It's the only thing that would half make sense. However it's far too small of an effect and occurs too frequently for it to be reasonably considered a significant risk.
all in all my findings are that this eclipse is a big fat nothingburger. just more of the same from the cabal, and frankly America deserves better.

>>135979665
I have fucking asthma, man.

Fuck offffffffffff we ARE FULL

>>135981310

>this goy

Sucks its gotta be Yellowstone but if it takes out the Boomers fuck it. Let em burn.

This captcha with the faccacta surveillance photos, its like 6 in a row sometimes. Is this a spying aid now? Captcha used to be a way to help translate scanned books, why can't I just type nigger like I used to?

>>135979868

ok Il admit I laughed

>>135979244
I'd be happy to home an amerilard providing they do my menial work

>>135981664

We will kill your Emus and take your womens.

>>135979413
I feel like this is some sort of Karmic justice to compensate for the tragic fate of being a Floridian.

Keep trucking anon, just because your state is a national embarrassment doesn't mean you should kill yourself!

>>135979244
>living in East Texas
>watch California and Dallas and Austin get fucked
I'm OK with this

>>135981453
There have been a lot of minor seismic activity..

>>135981700
>settings
>use legacy captcha
you're welcome

>>135981742

>Living in place that is literally 1984
how about no.

>>135980008
Do you like eating?

>>135979244
You want to go to that shithole? Fuck that I'm going to Alaska

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>>135980344

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>>135981225
Can someone please, pretty please, with sugar on top, please explain EXACTLY why Publix sandwiches are supposedly the best? I need details: is it the bread, bread choices, condiments, 17 varieties of mustard, quality of cold cuts, exceptional produce, what the fuck is it? All I see is a bunch of faggots shilling for it but GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO KNOW THE DETAILS.

Is this Five Guys level shilling or is this some kind of fucking sandwich masterpiece? A glorified Subway or some kind of outstanding shit I don't even know about?

Expanding upon all of this, if I were to go to a Publix with the express purpose of getting a sandwich, what should I get? With what options? Is there shit not on the menu like In-n-out? What the fuck is the deal?

>>135979244
Fuck off were full!

>>135981742
I'm of Irish descent so this arrangement of yours won't really work out for me all that well.
Maybe a job at a filling station or something.

>>135981827
>>135981827
Where the hell is 'settings'? All I've got is 'privacy' and 'terms'.

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>>135979244

tfw alaska

>>135981876
>not absorbing nutrients from your surroundings

Not gunna make it, brosuke

>>135979244
time to move to wyoming and pray for the end of days

>>135981946
upper-right

>>135981954

Expect Russian troops taking his rightful clay back

>>135981946
yikes newfriend. yikes.
top right hand corner of thread

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>>135979665

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>>135981921
Of cock.

>>135979665
I live in niggerdelphia, sadly it won't strike here.

>>135981946
>ctrl+F
>settings

>>135981963
There wont be any nutrients left IN the surroundings anon!

>>135979776
Lol

>>135981897
meh i dont even like subs, their tendies are god-tier though

>>135981921
Come with us.

lhohq.info

>>135981893
It's almost like there was a new discovery that occurred in there somewhere. I think it was the invention of peanutbutter that expanded our world view into the third dimension.

>>135980285
m8 you know how many filters you would need to go through? a new one every 4-5 hours

>>135981921
Play with us.

lhohq.info

>>135979348
>>135980655

The thing you havent considered is the temperature of the ash.

Ive seen bushfires melt cars that didnt even get burnt, just the radiant heat melted it.

As an Iowa resident, I must say I wish I lived closer. I'd rather die right away than have to wait a week.

>>135982228
I second this,heat is going to fuck you up

>>135979665
I'm in a respirator handout zone, doesn't sound too bad.

We probably need them in LA anyway

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>>135982012
>>135982032
>>135982094
yeee

we have threads on this like every months, it'll never happen

It's actually the rapture that's happening. You're going to be real mad that you're all sitting here on your boards while I'm crackin open the coldest one with the only boys that matter, our creator my main man GOD and his only son Jesus. While you've all been sitting here preaching hate and violence, I've been praying for you to save my spot on the sweet sweet gravy train that is everlasting paradise.

Enjoy your Mountain Dew faggots, on the 21st I'm kicking it with Christ

>>135981505
You are severely underestimating the massive apoclypse this will bring forth to the world. a 6.5° degree drop will probably mean the pacific ocean freezes over or some shit.

However this could be the worldwide redpill thats needed for a global 1776.

>>135982099
Volcanic flows and ash are crazy nutrient rich, broseph. You've just gotta believe.

Fun fact: anyone with Mac OS X or Windows (sorry Linux fags) can press Command-W (OS X) or Control-W (Windows) on 4chan map threads to overlay where 4chan thinks your IP is located on top of the original OP image.

>>135982373
The Rapture is fake. Everyone will face the final test.

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delete.win65

>>135979413
Me too. Looks pretty comfy in this scenario.

>>135979244
Oh look Yellowstone is erupting again for the 23rd time in the last month according to /pol/.

Fuck off you faggots, this shit gets old.

>>135979244
Oh fuck I'm moving to Oklahoma in a few weeks for 4 months, how fucked am I

>>135982467
Yeah, going shot for shot with St. Matthew at the Vatican

>>135982471
Thats an old one that is

>>135982600
Depending on the spirit I am in (Yes that was a pun)

>>135982419
Brometheus, you are taking me far too seriously. You need to have a beer, calm down, and learn to enjoy life. Shit, I'll cross the Ambassador Bridge and blow you myself, if it'll get you to loosen up.

>>135982671
You'll get shot in Detroit on your way. Good luck

>>135982499
The past 2 months though we have said it will erupt on the 21st Aug, keep up.

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>>135981954
Enjoy the mini ice age. If you aren't able to go full Inuit and hunt some seals and whales for food you would die in the famine this would cause.

Hell, if the planets albedo goes high enough it might send us into a full on ice age.

>>135979244
It passes thru Charlotte SC, located on the 33rd parallel of latitude.

>>135979244
As a Delfag, I'm okay with this. It almost makes up for CNN being incorporated in my state due to our extremely lax business laws.

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>>135979556
>mfw
>no mfw.jpg
>mfw

>>135979868

>roll into Juarez, shoot all the foreigners..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgY4Twg9w5w&ytbChannel=OreganoDealer

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>>135979665
Is kinda funny but I don't want to see 90% of my country get fucking obliterated desu. Also not to mention the world would collapse without the Midwest farms producing food for everyone.

>>135982768
I'm a good ol' boy living in the northern part of the Mitten. They can shoot at me, but I can assure you, I'll have more firepower, and better aim.

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Unfortunately, the aussies don't want us. Howabout we all flee to Europe since they're in such a refugee-taking mood? At least we (or the whites at least) will work for our keep and help fight back the nog-wave.

>>135981781
youre confusing us with commiefornia. why would anyone shit on the gunshine state?

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>>135979244
Surviving states report in with your constitutions.

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>>135982890
>thumbnail
no (you)

>>135979704
I only came in thread for Aussie fuck off, we're full post. Now I can leave.

>>135979244
haha Americans btfo

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>>135980261
I don't think that's how it works but I don't know enough to dispute it

Mt. St. Helens' ash didn't kill us all. More ash won't do much more, unfortunately.

>>135979244
Sorry mate, but we're full up.

>>135982790
What'll be the new date when nothing happens?
Better pick something that doesn't have anything to do with astronomy, gotta mix it up.

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>>135983159
>btfo
like, literally, dude

>>135980876
Someone post that giant image macro with all the evidence pointing to some big event with the eclipse and St. Louis and Sept. 23 or something

>>135979244

It's hilarious how the zones get larger and larger as time goes on. Bunch of sensationalist bullshit.

>>135982133
Had a box o chicken tonight with some wedges and Mac and cheese. Publix chicken is god tier.

>>135982999
im pretty sure mexico has more farming land in use, since the US is pretty unfertile

>>135983267
Tell me your Bday and I will pick it.

>>135983233
We'll make room.
>Purge Melbourne and other leftist degenerate shitholes

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>>135981259
>implying cash will hold value in a post-apocalyptic society
>mfw

>>135982202
So you need a lot of filters and a good shelter to limit your time exposed to ash.

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>>135979665
Charlotte, NC

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>>135983233
as if youre gonna call the shots when we have nowhere to go. what are you gonna do? even the emus defeated you.

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>>135979244
go wherever you want just stay the FUCK out of Canada, we're full

>>135979244
I'm right on the line where I might get just a respirator and survival kit but might get martial law

I'll ride it out and then head inward and score a trade job during the rebuild

>>135979665
Don't post worst gem

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>>135981893
I heard the Mayans believe in a tree situation, similar to the Norse. With the roots being the underworld/hell, the world being the middle, and the branches being the heavens with the gods. Then the gods might reincarnated you and you fall from branches back down like the fruit of some tree.

Also the Navajo also believed in the Turtle's Back origin story, unless I'm confused with some other tribe.

>>135979244
take your meds, imbecile

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>>135983646
canada is fucked as well,dummy. look at map.

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>>135979665
driving to Western Carolina mountains, perfect place to view apoc'eclipse and only receive severe radiation poisoning.

>>135981333
>>135983444
>>135979665
>>135982999

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>>135983371
http://imgur.com/a/OTG6F
here's the updated version
also
yqVKdY
on discord to discuss

>>135983770
volcanoes don't radioactive

>>135983760
>Canada would melt, turning into a green paradise

>>135979244
There isn't a thick enough plug to cause an explosive eruption this time. Ask geologists who work on it. If the caldera erupted it would do a basalt flow like it did during the Miocene. Which is also bad but not as bad.

>>135982999
Fuck it I'll check myself then

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>>135983819
We're fucked hah.

>>135983049
Here are some headlines that come out of Florida:

>Florida Man attempts to smoke crack in ICU, almost burns down hospital.

>Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food.

>Florida Man bites off neighbor's ear because he wouldn't give him a cigarette.

>Florida man claims wife was kidnapped by holograms.

>Drunk Florida Man attempts to ride bike through Taco Bell drive-thru, fights with police.

>Florida Man holds up Domino's delivery man over pizza and wings.

>Florida Man escapes adult novelty store with $300 Jenna Jameson doll in tow.

>Elderly Florida Man caught masturbating in McDonald's parking lot, claims his privacy was invaded.

>Florida Man attacks nephew over undercooked noodles.

>Florida Man sets apartment complex on fire after manager told him to stop masturbating in front of windows.

>Florida Man arrested for smoking pot in hospital maternity ward.

>Florida Man calls 911 to check on his tax return.

>Florida Man convicted of burying ex-reporter in concrete for his "Magic: The Gathering" collection.

>Florida Men attack ice cream man who wouldn't take counterfeit $20 bill for pickled sausage.

>Florida man arrested after urinating on in-law's carpet during Thanksgiving gathering.

>Florida Man attempts to shoplift from store with chainsaw stuffed down his pants.

>Florida Man sentenced to prison for attempting to start "race war" near Disney World.

>Florida Man proposes to girlfriend, ties ring to alligator.

>Florida Man removes facial tattoos with welding grinder.

>Florida Man convinced school tests will turn students gay.

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>>135979244
post yfw you realize that the US has multi-billion dollar contracts with Mexico, Brazil, and Australia to house American refugees should Yellowstone blow

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>>135983839
this pic needs to be in it

>>135983901
You think you're hot shit Lucifer.

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>>135983052
PA. Let's do this

>>135979244
Lol

>>135984054

>>135983463
http://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/100615/4-countries-produce-most-food.asp

Two minute Google search shows US as #1 global exporter of food. And I'm pretty sure you won't find significant farms in California/Florida/New England (maybe a bit tho)

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>>135979665
>cuckfornia destroyed
>rednecks and mexicans gone
>east coast completely unharmed
feels fucking good

>>135979941
Nepa or Sepa?
570 here

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>>135979244
SEATTLE HERE
FUCK!!!
BETTER HOPE THE WIND BLOWS EAST

>>135983839
>fidget spinner
Kek

>>135984155
America dominated by the Jew York and Florida.

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>>135983987
>999
>Lucifer

>>135979244
>LA and NYC spared

>>135983770
>radiation poisoning
this isnt Fallout

>>135984241
I don't care if I die as long as Seattle's fucked too.

>>135981954
If I were you I would learn how to beg for mercy in Russian.

>>135984361
How is LA spared, you actually think anyone in that zone is getting shit? You're going to be left to your own devices. Evacuation means VIPs.

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>>135979244
>it's going to blow says increasingly nervous man for the thirty-sixth time this year

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>>135979244
>california and entire west coast will be buried under ash
lol

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>>135983953
But Straya is full already.
You also know Canada isn't allowed to turn away refugees.
They want strong American bulls to plow their chink pussy.

Day of the Grill soon

>>135984441

Я cocaть хyй, ecли пoзвoлю жить

>>135979244
If you're of Anglo heritage, come to New Zealand please. We need to regain our numbers, burgers.

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>>135984570
post yfw you will get to see commiefornia perishing under hot molten lava

>>135984560
>plow leaf chink pussy
sounds like a plan

>>135984699
It won't be hot molten lava, it will be the winter that fucks up California. Oh and roach you aren't safe from it either, that ash is gonna eventually spread over to your part of the world, and you too will know what a winter is like, along with these nignogs and sandniggers who will freeze to death cause they dont know what winter is like.

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Posting volcano-themed Pepe.

>>135984934
That is a rare pepe thank you I needed this for my collection.

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>>135984874
>unstoppable volcanic fuckup inbound
>better attempt to jab this dude to gain hopes of survival

kek'd
almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

>>135979244
Can I take your place?

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>>135984241
Should have stayed in Florida...

>>135979244
fuck off we're full

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>>135984874
Good point. The nogs can't survive a volcanic winter. 80% of Africa will die off, pavement apes will chimp out over lack of food, further red-pilling the populace, hopefully sparking a race war and leaving whites to rule the earth.

Please someone stimulate Yellowstone!

>>135985062
Oh I'm just saying that you will know what winter is truly like, and why driving on the highways here in leafland is a nightmare.

https://www.discogs.com/search/?q=923&limit=250
here is a list of all songs that have 923 on the record label, even some you might know.

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>>135985272
dw lad I know what a winter is, a -30degree one at best
I hope you know what "getting culturally enriched by ashlanders" mean

>>135979348
I suppose if you could set up a system that works like a duramax intake system except for your cabin where it periodically discards all debris out the side for efficiency

>>135979348
no. your engine would die.

>>135985343
One of them is called "Snow in Spring time". Could mean the volcanic winter?

>>135979892
embracing means inadvertently suffocating because ash and water from your lungs form a cement-like mass in your lungs.

your only chance would be to get out as soon as you hear something about "Yellowstone outbreak" in the news.

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>>135983945
theres a law in florida when it comes to disclosure to the press. thats why theres so many news articles with wacky shit from florida. i bet your state is just as fucked up unless you live in montana or some shit.

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>>135979244
>tfw ohio

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>>135981443
>Massive tsunami
Posting Tsunami Pepe.

>>135980285
great idea. until the roof over your head collapses because of ash and rainfall.
>ill just sweep my roof
good luck with that. wearing a mask and sweeping every hour your roof clean.

volcano outbreak is one of the scenarios where bunkering down and staying is the worst thing you could do.

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>>135985889

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>>135985925

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>>135979244

All that area covered by magma

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>>135985951

>>135980344
what if it's hollow?

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>>135985974

>>135984570
>I will suck your dick if I allow you to live.
What m8?

>>135981561
well he isn't wrong

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just curious, in pic related looks like letters, what do they spell?
this is sfd where skypepe is.

>>135985921
When it reaches all the way to the coast, there's not really much of an option.

>>135986027
Follow it backwards..
It is begging the Russians not to kill him.

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sorry but we're already full

>>135981144
you're dead

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>>135986108
Ash? Yellowstone confirmed.

>>135979244
>Quebec untouched
indeed God is with us, Anglo cochons are cursed by God

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>>135986108
I should have posted the more accurate interpretation, my apologies.

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>>135986108
Ummm...
Is Hillary's demon coming for revenge?

>>135979244
If yellowstone blows, you can bet that their will never be any notice right up until the very end. So speculating about it does really nothing at all. Plus, every time i see the ash projection map in a thread here, the fallout range gets even bigger. Realistically even the lightest of ash fall would stop around Ohio

>>135979244

It would be a huge loss for everybody but think for a minute:

>America is destroyed
>America is the 1 import nation of Chinees "goods"
>America exports shitton of food products

The day the yellowstone explods this will happen:
>Every stock in the world will crash
>The absolute majority of chineese companies will close because there wont be America to buy them
>Hndred of million people will lose their job in China and other shitholes increasing the pressure on society
>In Africa Millions of people will starve to death because no american aid more because the ash has contaminated the fields in America

>>135979244
Right on my birthday, thank god i'm a new yorker.

>>135986853

Better start to save a ton of food for that day then.

>>135979244
We're full fuck off.
Unless you are white and not obese. Welcome!

>>135986918
I'll just pillage afterwards.

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>>135986108
got it

>>135986992
>accepting betas, cucks, weebs, and wimps

>>135979244
Mexicans should shoot everybody who is trying to escape, no mercy for those pigs

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>>135987092
>weebs

>>135979244
I'm right out side the border of the last circle. Sucks to be you fags lmao.

>>135979244
Fuck yeah NJ

>>135979244
huh. desu for the world as it is now, thats an extintion level event.

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>>135987034
Or this.

>>135979244
Fuck off we're full.

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>>135983839
>>135983371
Oh, so this is the, hmm, evidence, yeah

Good job Americans, I'm really proud of you, we can all see that you're really trying!

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>>135984033
>>135983052
Gentlemen

>>135979244
Well, gives my university reason to shut down and I can start to live a comfy life in the ash winter

>>135980129
>When that thing goes, be ready for a long mini ice age

great

I can leave my a/c off

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>>135979348
DEJA VU

>>135982999
Well yeah but that also means a lot less fat Americans to feed

Feeding 1 American is like feeding 2 Canadians

>>135979244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnLdrAvb4w

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>>135979665
You have laughed at the sunshine state long enough.

>>135979244
come to anchorage if you're from dallas or phoenix, otherwise fuck off to wherever.

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>He isn't going to stay in the ashfields and start a religion

Beats going to work

>>135979244
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ancfun2U04s

>>135984033
>that isn't a cheesesteak
What IS a cheesesteak then?

>>135980285
Honestly gas masks are pretty trash if you are going to be using it for volcanic ash, unless you live in the insta Auschwitz zone of the volcano I recommend you get a respirator with n100 rated filters, overall far better against the particles in the air and is the same price, if not cheaper.

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It will literally never happen.

>>135988259
One day you are borning.....then another day you have to say goodbye

>>135988051

Why i would want to go to a place that will be under russia control soon?

I honestly think around Aug 12 a comet will hit Earth causing all Volcanoes to erupt.

I'll be eating some gumbo and bbq laughing at the destruction

t. SE Texas

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>>135979665
>mfw

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>>135988395
this is now prep game tread

>>135988445
because mainland US will be under shitskin control soon.

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We are full.

>>135988795
no you aren't you shitposting faggot, now take our refugees bigot.

>>135988395
>>135988602
What was the name of this game again?

>>135984155

east coast would be swamped with refugees, then a break down of law and order.

>>135988878
>am blind
Innawoods.swf

>>135988858
You're not being the man that Adolf would want you to be.

>>135979939
>>135980448
>>135981807
>>135984103
>>135984480

I'd love to see a 2.2 Trillion dollar market collapse and all out tech set back 10 years too you fucking cucks.

Now pay me for your smartphones muahahahahaha. Going to get 8 figs off you fucktards, then jet to NZ or where ever the next SV will be.

>>135980844
>Extra
>WARNING
>44
wew...good luck burger bros

>>135979244
Yeah, but wont the blast effect the entire world though? Like temperature wise.

So everyone is fucked.

Also, fuck off cunt.

You do realize that the Midwest pretty much grows all the worlds food? and it is only stored here right? you shitbrains will all die if America falls, we've saved the world from mass famine many times over. if something like Yellowstone going off stops us from producing your food needs for 5+ years you'll all die out while we'll have the food stores. fuck off you aussie and Eurocucks, you deserve what is coming due to your cuckery and ignorance of your races needs and pride.

The only thing that will happen to true Americans is all the cucks that follow the Jews will die and all the colors will die. leaving whites to inherit a new and fertile earth.


not bad.

>>135982999
lelelelel XDDDD stupid fat stupid useless worthless amerishart no one uses or wants you're stupid shitty fodd dumb fat amerifat day of the vegatable soon amerikan pig shit XDDDD I hope you all fucking burn

>>135989797
>Midwest pretty much grows all the worlds food
kek

>>135979244
A bombs radius wouldn't be like this anyone who believes this drawing isn't smart.

>>135989797
Aus can feed 61m Aus Pop is 24M
A lot of people will die but not the world

>>135990216
Um... Air currents and mountain ranges would affect ash fall

>>135990216
>A bomb
>anyone who believes this drawing isn't smart
irony the post

A lot of the doomsday yellowstone maps are overblown though and tend to show the literal worst case if everything lines up in regards to wind and it's a bigger eruption than any previous.

i'm only 19 I don't want to die :(

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>>135983371
>The belly of the dragon will drip water.
firmanent of the dome will open and there will be a flood.

>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
lots of people drowning in the water will create echoes through the whole plane for weeks. you will hear them better during nights.

>>135991212
le sigh..