STARBUCKS IS HOLDING A COFFEE DAY FOR ILLEGALS

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Poster 2, perhaps needs fixing

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lul this isnt your country anymore puto

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>>135972910
How exactly would they prove you are undocumented?

Sounds good, just camp the place and deport them

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WHY CAN'T I JUST DRINK COFFEE IN THIS COUNTRY WITHOUT HAVING TO FUND GOMMUNISM

>>135972910
Does ICE know about this?

>>135972910

Sounds like a day for ICE to enjoy some coffee and maybe hang out at Starbucks.

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>>135972910
>>135973144
this has got to be a honeypot
or should i say coffee pot

>>135972910
Lmao what if this is a trap to get tons of Illegals in one area and then have the place surrounded by ICE agents. Lets meme this into reality!!!!

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>>135972910
Wink wink

>>135973249
>Brown
>Fat
>Shitty English

>>135973144
>>135972910

This is fake as fuck and doesn't exist at all.

What the fuck are you doing?

>>135972910
Call fucking ICE. They're gonna have a goddamn field day with this.

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>>135972910
Sounds like an ice psyop!

*sips iced soy mocha frappe*

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>>135973489
That's a great idea. Let's help Starbucks push their own campaign. If it's big enough, ICE agents will take notice.

Spread it on Twitter. Print the posters and put them up in your neighborhoods.

My fellow anons, spread this on all of your social media accounts. Report this to ICE so they can be ready. Let's try to break a record for most deportations in a single day.

>>135973318
make it yourself at home, you donk, shit takes like 5 minutes

>>135973489
Code name : iced coffee

y'all are fucking retarded. this is fake af

>>135973607
Get the fuck out normie.

>>135972910
>They aren't going to get away with this shit.
This ad was made up by /pol/ within the last couple of hours. Now, you are playing the part of a butthurt lefty trying to rile people up.
Sad!

>>135972910
bro we need to have ICE raids that day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_QnE9-iK80

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>>135973607
Chaos

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>>135972910
This whole thing screams of Starbucks Socialist, fittingly, LOL.

>be upper-middle-class hippy faggot
>support a globalist coffee corporation's ad campaigns encouraging the importation of 3rd-world nigs that decrease the value of native labor and increase crime in working-class neighborhoods

Illegalls are going to send their friend to scope it out first..
"Si, Jorge. We are okay."

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>>135972910
>tfw ICE works with Starbucks

>>135972910
>call ICE and inform them of illegals at Starbucks
>???
>profit!

Guys I googled Starbucks dreamer day and didn't find what I wanted. Operation ICED COFFEE is a failure if we don't get this into the mainstream

>>135972910

Citizen's arrest

>>135972910
Where did this calling illegal immigrants "Dreamers" come from? Calling them undocumented was stupid enough, but now "Dreamers"? Come the fuck on

This shit sounds like something the ICE would do. I'm sure ICE will be near by.

>>135972910
Should actually do one for Tim Hortons to make sure the illegals go to Canada for that cuppa

This is why I only drink Great Value brand K-Cups

>>135974159
That doesn't make it clear that its for illegals.

>>135972910
call ice

>>135974146
Dreamers specifically is meant to overwrite the "anchor baby" name. It refers to US citizens born to illegal immigrants as per the 14th Amendment (originally intended to grant citizenship to recently freed slaves in 1868, by the way).
Really it's just your standard liberal doublespeak trying to rebrand the bad as good.

>>135973144
translate it to spanish and you might be on to something

Anybody good with photoshop? We need as many good, convincing "advertisements" as we can get.

>>135974555
checked

Well fuck!

More reason to boycott them

This has to be some ICE sting or something I'm telling my cousin and he's friends to lay low for awhile just in case

>>135972910
Yay! Let's call ICE!

>>135972910
Help me in texas too many of them here bad drivers and cause alot of traffic

>>135974440
Good idea

>>135972910
Its a /pol/ plot to get all the illegals together for a massive ICE raid. Operation iced coffee

>>135972910
Someone needs to tell ICE about this self constructed honey pot.

>>135974437
first they stole our jobs, now they steal our dreams.

>>135974146
There was a bill proposed about 15 years ago called the "Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors Act", or DREAM act. The act was designed to give legal status to people brought to the
U.S. illegally when they were kids.

The law never got passed. Later, Obama issued an executive order affecting the same people who would have been covered under the law.

But if someone is here illegally because their parents brought them here when they were kids, they are still called "DREAMers" after that bill that never got passed.

>>135972910
>People show up to get cheap coffee
>Get arrested and deported
Genius

>>135972910
So I can just go in with a funny accident and get a discount?

>>135973144
Translating to Spanish (I'm not a native speaker)

Día de los soñadores
Aug 11
Todos los estadounidenses no documentados recibirán un descuento de 40% en algún producto* de Starbucks
#cafésinfronteras
¡Use el cupón "SIN MIEDO" por una fría bebida grande por GRATIS en alguna tienda*

*sólo a las tiendas participadas


We'll need a native speaker to correct this

>>135975591
Correcting my own errors

Ago 11*
En alguna tienda! *

I'm still unsure on the use of "por gratis" here.
It might just be better to say: una fría grande bebida gratuita

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Yea

>>135975918
I can't help but feel that the plain white background needs to be addressed.

>>135972910
>inb4 starbucks gets all the info of the illegals and passes it onto ICE

>>135976035
Ok hit me up with ideas

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>>135976084
I googled Starbucks ads.
It seems that they like to have a background that resembles old ass paper.

Pic related.

>>135972910
>criminal walks into sbux
>swaggers up to counter in his cowboy boots
>Lee dungarees
>red plaid longsleeve button-up with gold bead flair on the collar
>elbow on the counter
"Buenos dias, señoritas..."
>1 easily 7/10 if it werent for her half-shaven head of hair dyed blue and purple
>1 beta-cuck numale with top cut, man-bun, lumberjack beard and sleeves rolled up to reveal his "Feel The Bern" tattoo
>1 what appears to be a manatee that learned english and is wearing ill-fitting human clothing
>they all smile and greet Señor Venti
"I heard you guys geeving free coffee to... people like me..."
>they confirm, sweaty
>Señor Venti grins under his moustache
"I'll take a Grande..."
>lowers his aviators
>stares directly at the quivering aquatic mammal
"ICED COFFEE"
>the employees let out a collective sigh of relief and wipe their brows as they get to work on his beverage
>Señor Venti has a hearty chuckle and goes to wait for his drink
>the moonlighting social justice warrior brings the coffee to the gentleman
"S-Señor Venti...?", it enunciates
"Simón"
>the gentle giant is visibly disturbed
"Simon...? I-Is that y-your first name...?"
>Señor Venti laughs
>he looks down to his cup, forgetting whether he gave them his real first name or the one on the social security card in his wallet
>he sees it
VENTI GRANDE ICED COVFEFE
>Señor Venti is sweating like Skippy in Florida on a warm July afternoon
>he looks up
>all 3 employees are lying on the floor with darts in their necks, stiff as boards
>he spins around to face the door
>floodlights concentrating on his piss-soaked form
>only a massive silhouette stands before him and sweet freedom
>the wind from the open door blows and the figures golden locks flutter at the yop of his head like elegant bald eagle feathers dropped by an angel
"Q-Quien eres tu...?", Señor Venti sputters
>he hears a whisper under the sound of swat boots, radio chatter, megaphoned orders and helicopter blades

"You have to go back..."

if someone did that here I would burn down their shop.

I don't give a fuck, unlike you cowardly americans who are willing to watch your country be burned down instead.

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Ha ha ha /pol/ sperging out again by something that isn't real. You guys are easier to troll than weebs.

>>135976547
U don't understand;)

>>135975591
Stores always uses a more direct spanish:

Día de los soñadores
Aug 11
Todos los estadounidenses no documentados recibirán un descuento de 40% en su próxima compra en Starbucks*
#cafésinfronteras
¡Usa el cupón "SIN MIEDO" y obtén una bebida gratis*!

*sólo en locales adheridos


We'll need a native speaker to correct this

>>135976806
The troll started here

>>135976846
Wouldn't it be "use" becuase it's formal?

>>135973249
racial profiling. liberals sure are racist.

>>135976806
It's worse than that...
/pol/ illegally created this a few hours ago and now fake sperging out to it in order to make it be something.
Sad!

Watch as starbucks is redpilled and right when some spic buys coffee and gets a 40% off, two border guards just jump him and deport him right then and there

make it in spanish

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>>135972910

Big fan of your work senpai.

>>135977034

also this.

>>135976967
Since it's an ad, it's on imperative form, you must use the code.

>>135973249
I'm going to go to this and throw a shitfit when they say I'm a citizen.
>wow, just because I'm white? Could we just NOT??

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>>135972910
Write "no ICE allowed" to lull the illegals into a false sense of security.

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>>135977474
No. That'll make it too obvious. They'll be on to the hoax much faster. We can't make it sound too good for them.

>>135974159
> USE CODE: ICE Coffee
>> ICE Coffee
>>> ICE
to obvious anon, doesn't need to be in all caps.

>>135977625
We won't be using that code. Anyway. Its a dead giveaway

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>>135973769
>ICEd coffee
u n d e r r a t e d

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>>135972910
>literally placing a trap with a FREE GIBS sign

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Dress up as a Ice agent, and stand outside in some dark glasses looking mean

>>135977179
Ok dude got it

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idk if this is real but i forwarded it to ice anyway

>>135977880
Like one of those cartoon traps that's just a box held up by a stick.

free ICE coffee for all illegals

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>>135976846
Fixed

>>135973379
Lmao my thoughts exactly

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>>135973318
>drinking the caffeinated Jew

>>135978886
I drink 5 espresso shots every day to work you fucking pickle

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>>135979189
>drinking the caffeinated Jew

>>135979644
you fund the energy jew in some other way, fag. Either that, or you're not a wagecuck and a neet cuck using autism bux

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>>135980088
>using the currency jew

>>135972910
im just gonna post a bunch of fake pics of ICE vehicles sitting outside local starbucks waiting for immigrants

>>135973489
Seriously this

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>>135972910
Well ICE knows where to go now

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>>135976416
>that detail tho
*hefty kek*
>>135973916
Fucking Ayy! Noice.
>>135980332
>>135978139
>>135980600
>not knowing it's fake
I'll tell you what boy, them ad and faux-news pic seem hella legit though.

>>135973379
>not making a pun out of that like
>Sounds like a good day to have some ICE with that coffee
Missed opportunity.

>>135973769
Vanilla Iced Coffee

>>135972910
This was a brilliant idea but we need to make this more.

Like a poster which says Rowling has invited people to her office at xyz address if they are muslims from africa and don't have a place to live.

Or a poster which says CNN is interviewing muslim africans for the post of an anchor at their office address

basically all these virtue signallers need to be fucked

Tell ICE

>>135972910
Soooo? a couple of ice patrols should just wait infront of the star bucks and pick the people off lel

>no sources whatsoever
>not even one
>/pol/ takes the bait

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>>135972910

>>135972910
Citation for this?

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Here's a better resource:

>>135972910
(((Starcucks))) literally owned by Jews

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use it wisely

>>135983601
This isn't bait for /pol/, anon.

>>135983601
just.....just leave..... you don't belong here.

>>135972910
Just sit a truck load of ICE agents outside every starbucks in the country and deport anyone who gets a free drink. Job done.

>>135988009
Gen Z might be right-wing, but nobody ever claimed they were smart.

>>135974159
its actually "Iced Coffee", not "Ice Coffee". When duping people its all about the details.

>>135988029
This, please do it