Well I fuckin hope you're happy /pol/.
He thought his government would be PROUD of his accomplishment, but instead they KICK HIM OUT!
Welcome to Trumps America. Just remember this is all your responsibility!
>>135972788
>be in the country illegally
>voluntarily go to immigration officials about being in the country illegally
I'm not gonna bother reading the article you didn't source, let alone archive, but why would someone be this retarded?
>>135972994
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/immigration/he-went-to-ice-to-tell-agents-he-had-gotten-into-college-now-he-and-his-brother-have-been-deported/2017/08/02/11b10772-779a-11e7-8839-ec48ec4cae25_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories_soccerbrothers-7pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.c5ac00e92c64
>his country
>>135973069
Fixed the unarchived clickbaiters
https://archive.is/oIDE6
>>135972788
lol
>>135972788
>>135972788
Emotional slide thread .....
Dnc murdered seth rich. Russiagate was a CIA op.
>>135972788
Being is a country without proper documentation
is a crime,they are criminals, they got deported
>>135972788
you just made my day anon thank you.
He was here illegally. He absolutely should be deported. Doesnt matter if hes in college or not. Cant expect to stay in a country if your here legally.
>>135973310
10 and 13 year olds cannot be criminals under US law. Sad when an undocumented patriot knows and loves his country more than you.
>>135973127
And yes, HIS COUNTRY.
>>135973812
the USA is not his country. They were born in el salvador and are here illegally. Thats like we walking into mexico and saying mexico is my country now.
Fuck off kike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsC5fHwo7lQ
>>135972788
He knowingly and illegally came here.
Fuck him.
>>135972788
>>135973915
>nazi flag
"opinion" discarded.
>>135973979
This is how we should treat undocumented Americans.
>>135972788
>>135972788
>>135972788
as a spic I feel ashamed how dumb that dude is
>>135972788
>my illegal ass took the spot a legal citizen could have had in college!
You dont say.
>>135972788
Its like illegal immigration and ICE has gone a complete 180 since Trump came into office.
During the Obama administration we had illegals protesting in front of the White House, while claiming they were illegal and "what chu gonna do about it gringo?" We had valedictorians come out as illegal and get praised for it.
These two tried the same stunt as the woman to the left did- tried to gain pity with their education prospects. But instead of internet praise- they got a swift deportation back to El Salvador.
Nope, still illegal
Cure cancer and Illegal immigrant? Thanks but get the fuck out.
>>135972994
To show how evil le whyte mayn is.
>>135972788
Can't wait till all the illegals are purged from the country
Good
>>135974598
And rightfully so. What is law when it isn't enforced.
>>135972788
Based ICE
>>135973155
Based Bot
>>135974296
see left
>>135974505
legal spic?
>>135972788
>his government
Fuck off.
>>135973155
God bless you, fjeldabe.
>>135973069
>h-he went to illegal immigration units to provoke them about him getting into college!
>why would they throw him out of the country?!
>>135973979
>see vid
>remember the 100s of videos over the last 6~ years of illegals taunting ICE with their illegal status
D-did anyone save all the videos/instances of this? Someone on the internet must have.
>>135973812
His country? Yet you use that fag flag? Really makes me think!
>>135972788
> his government
> HIS government
> as in the possessive pronoun
If you aren't a legal alien, permanent resident, or citizen, it's not your government. Period.
>>135972788
I'm not happy because Mexico should be making reparations to the US for the cost of their garbage disposal.
>>135975170
he was trying to explain to them that he was doing more for his country than any ICE agent ever could, and they still deported him. No decent human would ever do this.
That's like someone finding your wallet, returning it to you at your home, and then shooting them for it.
But no, "Muhmerica is white!"
>>135974296
as a legal and documented foreign resident of a country that is not my own, I think this gives me just enough social justice points to demand that you slit your own throat immediately.
>>135972788
>both entered US illegally
>neither have a criminal record
>>135974598
What isn't Mayate still at University of Texas and "Afraid," Of being deported
>>135972788
Obviously not on an academic scholarship
>>135973812
>he thinks children cannot be criminals
>under US law
First of all they are not US citizens and so they are not protected by the Constitution or any other US law.
Second, the USA is one of the only countries (I think it might actually be the only one) in the world which sentences minors (i.e. children) to life in prison.
>>135975817
can't have a criminal record without a social security number chump-o!
>>135972788
fuck you UN goy.
>>135975741
Actually it's like stealing your wallet, using your money and then after all this returning it. He got what he deserved.
>>135975760
usaisnt a country though
you know what it is?
some yuropean garbage colonize native american lands, turn it into a multiculti babylon , pland a flag on it and pretend theyre some "great nation" when all it is isjust a failedyurotrash attempt to colonise that continent
just like south afrika.
>>135972788
The illegals should be blamed here, not the ones who restore law and order.
>>135976581
Typical /pol/
Focus on the only minor negatives and ignore the positives.
>>135972788
>neither has a criminal record
Well, they do now!
I love when cocky spics get deported.
>>135972788
>entered in 2009 illegally
>have "no" criminal record
Back to whence you came from, bean niggers. Hope they get decapitated
Are there no colleges in Mehico for this dreamer ?
>"Hey I broke the law"
>Gets arrested
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
If Spics can be this stupid and still get into America then I might as well give it a try
>>135972788
Shitskins BTFO
>>135976700
put your penis back in your penis case and take the bone out of your nose because I can't understand what you are typing with your thick nigger lips
>>135972788
>tfw the law gets enforced
Must feel good.
> “The system is supposed to deport criminals — I am fine with that,” said Jonathan, 29, a carpenter. “But my brothers did nothing wrong. They’ve had their futures taken from them.”
dense motherfucking beaner
>>135981804
Jesus was a carpenter as well.
Oh but wait, he wasn't Hispanic, so it's different.
Because reasons.
>>135981804
>they did nothing wrong except continuously break the law and steal public services for years and years
>>135982972
Jesus didn't advocate lying like every illegal does did he, you dumb fuck?
>>135984090
Sorry for double. Damned Captcha!
>>135972788
Nice
They should take his legal family members too
>>135974296
I'm going to break into your house and say it's mine.
Same logic.
>>135972788
How low are college standards in the US if a retard like this can get in?
>>135972788
>Be me.
>Be illegal.
>Get into college on the stupid gringos dollar.
>Need to brag to somebody.
>Pick ICE.
>They stare at me when I tell them.
>theirsidesareobliterated.gif
>Get deported.
>Ayy
>>135976339
>First of all they are not US citizens and so they are not protected by the Constitution or any other US law.
See, I agree with deporting all 20 million leeches, but you aren't going to win any arguments by being wrong. Neither being a criminal, nor a foreigner, stops a person from being under the protection and penalties of American law, so neither part of the illegal immigrant term bar them from them.
>>135972788
He much tax money they stole?
>>135972788
>both entered the US illegally in 2009
>neither has a criminal record
>entered
>illegally
>neither has a criminal record
>illegally
??????????????????
>>135972788
I can only imagine the ICE officers' reactions being something like the police in this clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr_yKijVV7Q
>>135985950
kek!
>>135972788
ICE ICE BABY! chk
Dum dum dum d,d,dum dum
bling bling!
>>135973812
>10 and 13 year olds cannot be criminals under US law. Sad when an undocumented patriot knows and loves his country more than you.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/22/florida-boy-10-arrested-4-times-in-6-weeks-for-allegedly-stealing-cars.html
He doesn't.
>>135982972
Jesus was a barnacle who loved off the charity of others.
>>135989985
>carpenter who did hard labor for a living most of his life
>barnacle who lived off others
sure anon
>break law
>sulk when you get punished
Only shitskins are this stupid.
>>135990067
>>carpenter who did hard labor for a living most of his life
Prove it.
>>135972788
Get fucked
>>135972788
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>135982972
Your mom was a whore as well. Really makes you think.
>>135972788
>Well I fuckin hope you're happy /pol/
I am.
>>135972788
I'm extremely proud, these kinds of stories make my dick move
>>135972788
>Sam Clovis: Trump's pick for top science job called progressives 'race traitors'
>Donald Trump’s nominee to be the department of agriculture’s lead scientist used to run a blog that also likened Obama to a ‘communist’ and ‘dictator’
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/02/donald-trump-sam-clovis-old-blog-progressives-obama
OH YEAH!!!
>>135972788
>is in the country illegally
>goes to uni to prove his race isn't dumb/worthless and whatever else he wanted to prove on top of that
>goes to immigration dep to say he's in the country illegally
fucking dumb worthless idiots
op you're an idiot too (and a faggot) for not being able to mentally grasp the fucking point and making this pointless thread
>>135972788
Back to your beaner buddies in los zetas lmao
>>135990965
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
>>135976406
>fuck you UN goy
Hey, man, fuck YOU
>>135972788
What a fucking idiot
>hola i am taking up space in your education system and will try to take a high skilled job from someone here legally
>are you proud of me amigos?
>>135991122
yeah sure buddy
>>135991127
NO FUCK *YOU.*
>>135972788
mfw
>>135972788
ANOTHER ONE TO THE COLLAGE
>>135972788
>He went to ICE
Im guessing
>He thought he would be cute and went to taunt immigration officers and rub it in their faces
REKT
>>135990883
This is truly the best timeline.
>Murder someone
>Take all their money
>Start a business
>Ask a cop if they're proud of your new business
>go to jail for murder
wtf i only broke the law a little
>>135975284
This.
Anons could actually make a positive difference with their autism for once
>>135976954
How is there anything positive about illegal immigrants? It's a net drain on society no matter how you look at it.
>>135992048
HIV
>>135976700
I think you mispelled greatest nation on Earth lol
>>135991507
God I live this shit.
>>135972788
y no go 2 mehiko collage?
mehiko the best! mexifornia 2 better but not as best as mehiko
>>135972788
>Break and enter
>Deprive homeowner of posessions
>Brag about acquiring said posessions
>Go to prison
>Why.jpg
>>135972788
Holy shit, americans truly are uncucking themselves
>>135973155
Gott mit dir, Archivierboter !
>>135972788
>Muh college
Who gives a shit. If you're here illegally you should be deported. Simple as that
>entered the U.S. illegally
>no criminal record
>>135972788
How could any of them have a criminal record if the US doesnt even know they exist? Does that worry?
>>135972788
ICE scholarship... this should be a meme.
>>135972788
>his government
>entered the U.S. illegally in 2009
kek
>>135972788
are we tired of winning yet, /pol/?
>>135972788
Well, he should've entered the country legally then.
You know, like everyone else who wishes to have a normal life in any country?
How the fuck are illegals even able to apply for university let alone how the fuck do they even get accepted into the highschools?
Seriously don't your schools do background checks like every other country? You can't even get a fucking job or education anywhere here without social insurance. Burgers, please tell me because this shit really perplexes me
>>135972788
It's not easy to get the boot.
Instead of enrolling in college, maybe they should have showed up for one or two of their court hearings or filled out a fucking form like the were told 1000 times. They're in college, they can read and write.
tl;dr Bye Felicia!
>>135992704
>wat do
neoshits want ultracheap labor and to kill off any already poor in US.
result: millions of criminals allowed every priviledge in return for working for shit wages and driving whole regions into unemployement and bankruptcy.
>>135992704
Lol you don't get it
States make rules and say fuck you to the feds
Washington state for example. A sanctuary state. As long as you make it there, you can do anything. Work, go to college, etc. King county is literally full of Indians and spics
>>135990883
>According to CNN, a USDA spokesperson defended Clovis. “Dr Clovis is a proud conservative and a proud American,” the spokesperson said. “All of his reporting either on the air or in writing over the course of his career has been based on solid research and data. He is after all an academic.”
Is trump actually a sleeping white nationalist? Holy fuck, Fourth Reich on boys
>>135973812
You are not an American, unless you have citizenship. Sorry, but that is fact.
>>135993012
but how do you even function as a state if everything is that undocumented and unorganized??
You're seriously telling me I can just lie about everything on my resume, apply for a mortgage broker position in Seattle without a work visa and nobody will give a shit?
>>135972788
>Neither of them have a criminal record
uhh honey... their criminal record is "Entering the country illegally
>>135972788
>Gotten into college
LITERALLY HOW
How do you even apply to a college if you're an illegal immigrant? You just walk up and make up a name or something?
Someone explain to me how this even work because it boggles my mind how this would. I can barely do anything without an electronic ID card these days.
>>135975741
Could this analogy be more retarded?
>>135990883
based sam
>>135975741
>he was doing more for his country than any ICE agent ever could
>playing sportsball and taking a scholarship that could go to a real American so he can get some half-assed business degree with a 2.0 GPA
>>135993486
americans are too dumb to use computers, anyone with a us flag on /pol/ is a smart chinese canadian how illegally refugeed to america
>>135993486
in america, asking for ID is racist because only white people have enough money for one
it costs 20 bucks
>>135972788
Maybe he should have applied for citizenship before applying for college.
>>135972788
So he went to be a gloating little douchebag and karma kicked him in the ass instead? Neat
>>135972788
good riddance
>>135972788
>neither has a criminal record
They do now, since they were caught committing a fucking crime.
>>135982972
You are fucking mentally stunted. Jesus being a carpenter does not mean all carpenters exhibit behavior similar to Jesus. This level of retardation is how people reason that all black people are criminals, or any other form of dumbass bigotry.
>>135972788
>be ICE
>I'm a US citizen so automatically I get fucked with taxes
>live a modest life
>have kids
>puts a bit of strain on my wallet but try to give them a good life
>they're going to college now
>they're not accepted to their school of choice because my children didn't fit the diversity quota but Pablo did
>kids finally find a somewhat respectable college
>they don't qualify for scholarships because Pablo needs it more apparently and I'm racist if I say otherwise
>gotta struggle to get my kids through college now, maybe work overtime if possible
>if not they'll have to get student loans which will fuck them over for life
>one day at work
>Pablo decides to walk up to my face and brag about being illegal, not paying taxes, getting into that college easy, and having everything paid for with my tax dollars
>mfw
>>135972788
>Well I fuckin hope you're happy /pol/.
YUP
>>135972788
I am happy. Deliriously. I'm proud I did this.
Here's your (you) you fucking cuck.
>>135993662
Hispanics and blacks get preferential treatment within the educational system here in the U.S. because of the large disparity seen within that group of people, I'm not sure the degree that person was getting, however, being an illegal immigrant is a problem and if your so smart, and you are gonna benefit this nation than you should be able to find ways of becoming legal and contributing to the U.S. If you don't want to play by the rules than get out. we have laws and are going to uphold them to the best of our ability.
>>135994012
>This level of retardation is how people reason that all black people are criminals
No, people come to that conclusion based on statistics. Black people have a pretty shitty record compared to most races.
>>135993745
No, computers are racist because they are made by whites and chinese.
>>135975493
Right with you bro. Meme flaggers are cancer and possibly AIDS...
..mostly cancer though.
>>135978845
If we can now be sent to prison for having an alt-right opinion then we might fit the criteria for getting asylum in the US under "political opinion" and now Trump only wants white people...
>>135972788
>gone to ICE
Why not instead settle papers for legality? Criminals are starting to get confused and their neurons are starting to get fired in brains, any day now they will start to think under pressure of law and maybe some day they will think rationally.
>>135972788
>getting into college
>accomplishment
I thought everyone could get there if they put even minimal effort into it
>>135994267
>>135991508
Why else would you go?
>>135972788
Proud of you burgerbro
>>135994632
Pol should track that bitch down and get her deported.
DAS RITE............
And soon the great anchor baby purge will begin!!! I love that the anchor babies think they are safe in this country and will be grandfathered in as citizens. HAHAHA. NOPE!!!! Your going home pedro. Soon, very very soon......
>>135972788
>Be illegal
>Tell government agency responsible for rounding up and deporting illegals that you are illegal
>Get deported
And nothing of value was lost
>>135973812
>10 and 13 year olds cannot be criminals under US law.
Yes they can. We send kids to juvie all the time
>>135993229
Only if your brown.
>>135972788
He should be glad, and think of all the wonderful adventure that awaits for him in the murder capital of the world
The fuck you go into a country as an illegal and build a life?? then you are surprised when you have to go back.. Try and get in the normal way instead of whining.
>>135972788
Stop ruining this noble organization's good name you filthy american!
>>135973812
Reveal yourself, leaf
>>135972788
>Illegally in the country
>Gets kicked out
I see nothing wrong here. If he wants to go to College he can go in his own country.
"The USA sucks!"
The USA: "You have to go back to your country"
Tears
>>135972788
Don't they love their mexican heritage? Are they not proud to yo back to their country of origin? Good luck burrito brothers is what I say.
>>135972788
>Illegal immigrant getting deported. "Sniff, sniff, I hope you're fucking happy now, /pol/!
Litterally, where is the error here?
>>135972788
wait he gets into college but is actually still this stupid!? how do these two things go together?!
I mean its not exactly a secret that trump gave ice a carte blanche to do their job because they got cuckblocked the last 8years by obongo.
>>135995877
Football scholarship
>>135972788
Why the big noise ?
He's being deported. Not into a gas chamber. Into the country of his ancestors.
Is it really that bad ?
>>135973812
The only way a 13 year old spic can get into a college is to be a janitor.
>>135972788
>when you think life is a videogame so you walk straight into danger
>>135972788
>>135972788
how can illegals register at university ?
they don't have to prove their american citizenship ?
>>135972788
>SENT BACK
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>135973812
Just think about how much better they're going to make El Salvador? Everyone wins now!
>>135996126
Nope. Liberals have made it so cops can't even ask them.
Can't even be asked for ID when we go to vote.
>>135972788
You really gotta thank Obama though for making the "Hey, ese, being here illegally isn't actually a crime" atmosphere. I mean what kind of retard admits to a crime otherwise?
>>135996126
universities will take anyones money they dont give a flying fuck give them money and you can have a retard graduate with honors in basket weaving they will make a major just for you if you donate enough for that new sports stadium.
University one of the biggest scams of the 21st century.
Are we supposed to feel bad because a college spot has been freed up for an American who might make some use of it?
Not reading the story, but what are the odds that he wasn't getting some sort of preferential treatment or affirmative action because of his illegal status and/or race?
>>135974944
He's no bot.
>>135972788
>my responsibility
Feels good mang, I didn't think Trump would be this great honestly. I was a "better than that witch" but now he has my full support
>>135974598
>4.5 GPA
>only goes up to 4
>>135976339
Before 2005 the US still executed people for crimes committed before they we adults.
>>135974944
It's a guy.
>>135972788
>both entered the US illegally
>none of them have criminal records
Evaporate.
>>135972788
Good
>>135972788
Not happy yet. I will be happy when ALL of their kind are sent back.
>>135972788
>both entered U.S. illegally
>neither has a criminal record
>>135972994
>Be a moron
>Get into college because race quota
Bye. This is the type of shit that's bringing down our expectations in our higher learning institutions.
>>135972788
>>135972788
>>135972994
Well he was going for a college degree, can't be that wise.
>>135974598
These people claiming to be so damn smart but don't understand how legal immigration works.
Naked self-interest is not a virtue it's fucking primitive, it's acting like a dog. I'm not impressed with human acting like dogs. I am not impressed by humans claiming to be wise, whilst acting like dogs.
Nice bait though 3/10, these threads are getting old.
>>135973812
leaf or kraut
>>135974944
nah man, I think it was 2 days ago, norway posted in a thread first, then later posted an archive
it was beautiful
>>135997537
criminal record means convictions
>>135976700
fuckin niggers
>>135972788
>No Criminal Record
>Came to the United States Illegally
Only a retard breaks the law then go taunts the cops.
>>135996746
not in texas high schools
if you take Advanced Placement classes, they give you a bonus
some jackaninny had like a 5.6 at my high school
numbers lost all meaning
>>135972788
Must not been planning to study immigration law eh? dumbasses
>>135972788
ILLEGAL
L
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>>135998002
>this stupid
>still got in to college
Says a lot more about the state of academia than anything else. Why do we still pretend getting in to college is an achievement? Its not.
How the fuck was he even able to apply? Americans talk about how cucked the UK is but you can't even rent a flat without going through formal right to rent checks, which requires a government issued passport or driving licence. Are you guys retarded or something,? Make it a criminal offence punishable by a fine to discourage these organisations like Britain has done.
>>135973979
>da greatest artist of our time, Beyance
kek, this girl was a valedictorian? american college standards must be shit
>>135972788
Just goes to show he wasn't so smart.
>>135972788
>being this much of a fucking retard in 2017
WEW and this guy was going to college too?
>>135972788
We need no borders ! And therefore abolish the wellfare state !!
The original article says
>“The ICE agents told me they were deporting the kids because Lizandro got into college, and that showed they intended to stay in the U.S.,” Katz said.
Bourke said that is not how ICE conducts enforcement actions.
“They were issued a final order of removal by an immigration judge in 2012. That’s why they were removed,” Bourke said. The brothers were granted a stay of removal in 2013, but subsequent applications for stays were denied.
They weren't deported be cause ICE decided to do that in that day, they were deported because a judge said so 5 years ago. ICE only did what they were ordered to do.
That immigration judge, heh, fucked their lives here.
They got what the law says will come to them.
>>135972788
>His government
Kek
>>135972788
ROFLLOLOLKL
>>135972788
Good riddance, an educated criminal is even more dangerous than a dumb thug
>>135972788
Very pleasing indeed!