Sept 23

S H E M I T A H

>>135965813
Looks like Leo is a about to drop a fat steamer on the virgin's face

>>135965813
u wont even survive aug 21 to see it

>>135966037
The eclipse?

>>135965813
Everything all at once.

>>135966149
;)

>>135966245
What's an eclipse going to do?

>>135965813
I really,really,really hope something happens

>>135966245
Will the gravitational and magnetic alignment of the celestial bodies pop the boil that is Yellowstone and end this goddamn nightmare?

>>135966409
Nope. Muslims

>>135966409
Yes, it passes directly over YS for a reason.

>>135966534
What the hell are Muslims gonna do in the states besides Bitch

>>135966651
Massacre people, as an eclipse is a sign from Allah to do so

>>135965813
The same thing that happened during all the other happenings

>>135966735
blasphemer

>>135966714
Dude I live in the south and idk about the rest of the US but we will fry those faggots like fucking bacon

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>>135965813
>the day after my birthday
>babbys for space paranormal happening fags ITT

Nothing ever happens, so don't fall for these.

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Be ready when they come.

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>>135965813
I've taken the day off and will sit home waiting for Christfags to go crazy because once again, nothing happened

>>135966534
>Small shitty rock moon eclipses great source of energy and power
>Small Shitty rock and a star also the symbol of islam

You might be right, in a way, anon. The solar muslim will probably blast YS to bits.

Hitler will rise from the ashes and finish what he started.

Then there will be peace on Earth

>>135966926
No digits in the thread so far so maybe you're right

>>135966910

There are almost half a million muslims in Texas alone. Yes, they'd get rekt, but they could still start some shit. The other thing is if they attack, you really think the dumb nogs and other brown people and libs wouldn't join them in a fight against whitey?

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>>135965813

>>135967251
Nah man we'd still kick ass

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I'm praying for something pic-related.

>>135967459
Jesus has to come back before that

>>135967340

Oh I agree, but it'd be chaos for a couple days until there were just no more living muslims in the state/region.

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>>135967223
I was one of those Nibrufags in 2012 and also an eleninfag in 2011. I'm not falling for the bait again.

>>135967825
I'm not making any prediction. Just wanna hear opinions. It is crazy how the stars line up to the verse though

I'll commit suicide when nothing happens so that the world will end from my perspective

>>135968089
Will you livestream or are you a faggot?

>>135968273
Yeah sure just for you I'll livestream it to /pol/ and pull the trigger right as the cops arrive. Pinky promise

>>135965813
That's the day after my birthday. Yay

>>135968476
If you're not being a faggot right now, there's a guaranteed happening

>>135965813
Hopefully the birth of the antichrist so we can leave this place soon

Sing along faggots

I'll be alone each and every night
While you're away don't forget to write

bye bye
so long
farewell
bye bye
so long

See you in September, See you when the summer's through

>>135966910
Like you fried the stormtroopers that came to take your guns after Katrina??

>>135968747
same, big boy

>>135969393
I live in Pensacola. We take no shit from niggers

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It's been a while since a thread about this on /pol/, all the ones on /x/ are all about "muh rapture", etc

>>135969503
I was in Pensacola a few weeks ago. It seems that's all you take from them.

>>135969711
Knowledge bomb from our friends up north

>>135966651
Bowling Green be happening yo. Thats why Kellyann mentioned it. It hasn't happened yet because its from the future.
Thats why Trump was pushing so hard on that travel ban.
Too late now though!

>>135969930
Muslims would be raped if they tried an uprising in America, this isn't Europe

Probably nothing.
There are a few different ways to draw leo in the sky with different numbers of stars. Stellarium just happens to use 9 stars. If the number of "stars" don't match up then the entire thing falls apart.

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>>135965813
Pizza gate blows up and the global elite try to take us by force

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_QnE9-iK80

>>135969661
Repent, fool, or you will be left behind with the rest.

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wait when is eclipse and can I see it in Cincinnati Ohio (no I'm not a nigger) I have never seen one I really want too though.

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>>135965813
Some retarded (((event))) that we'll spend the next 15 years debunking. Earth is flat, the stars are a projection, stop buying into this space crap.

No, the iss isn't real it's just cgi feeds.
>But anon! The self landing rockets from space x!!11oneone
Fucking cgi.

>>135967171
God, I wish this was the happening. I have a raging Hitler boner just thinking about it.

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>>135969361
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>>135970031
I accuse you of this being bullshit
purely because I really, really do not want to deal with the fucking rapture
that would not be enjoyable at all

>>135970756
If you're Christian why would it be bad

>>135969361
>>135969402
>>135969504
>>135969652
>>135969661
>>135969711
>>135970031
>>135970756

Reading all these for the first time I got the same "ohhhh shit" feeling that I did when spirit cooking first came up.

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>>135970873
I am not, and do not have the spiritualist mind and soul to become religious
it just doesn't click for me, so I focus more on just being a decent person than to pray and pretend to be

>>135965813
My birthday. I'm glad everyone's excited. I got an ice cream cake on order.

>>135966943
Good musings Sean, keep it up and best to you.

>>135971114
Maybe you haven't prayed enough. Obviously something's there

GET IN HERE, AN ANON MADE A PLAN DURING THE ECLIPSE!!
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>>135970465
Fox news mentioned this book on the radio today. They said "Is Trump a time traveler? Well he may be because a book has been found from the late 1800's that is based on Baron Trump."
Was pretty surreal.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n67VYGh0Ug

Why would we discover meme magic only for it to be immediately taken away?

>>135971830
Need sauce

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Notice how the lettering for "Fontana" (on the See you in September record) looks exactly like the arches at Fountain Park in Bowling Green, KY. According to their website, the arches are located to the north and south. The eclipse will be visible from one of the arches, therefore the Fontana picture found on the record appears to be a depiction of the eclipse as seen from under one of the archways.

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>>135970274
Dope neatz

>>135972171
can i get a quick rundown?

>>135965813
The ozone hole over antarctica will finally kill everyone.

>>135971954
There is no source. I heard it on the radio going into work. it was Fox news station on Sirius radio.

>>135972287
You'll have to settle for a slow-walkup. I'm fresh out of accelerated summaries.

>>135972411
It would take whole light years for it to reach us. Do you even space lad?

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>>135970465

I'm gonna be in Wyoming to see the eclipse. What's gonna happen to me?

>>135972873
You'll probably evaporate from the Yellowstone explosion

>>135965813
we're all gonna fucking die nigga

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>>135972873

>>135967459
>jade helm

>>135966534
>whats the difference

>>135972368
here's a quick rundown
>Bogdanoffs bow to Barron
>Helped Create the aliens
>Possesses all supernatural abilities
>Controls Earth with an iron but fair fist
>Owns everything universally
>Direct Descendant of a godly blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on every planet (Trumpberg) will be the first
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Trump babies
>Has said to have 1488+ IQ such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries, Area 51, & 1890's books
>Ancient Aryan Scriptures tell of a young man with blonde hair and blue eyes that will save humanity and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Trumpbots inside you right now
>The Trumps are in regular communication with God and Jesus, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Trump bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent German and Russian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Trump
>Barron is infinite year old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

wew, had to carefully think that out

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>>135972287

>>135973465
HE'S COMING

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It will be the end

We are all finished

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>>135965813
cabal brainwashing op.
get with the fucking program, newfriend. you're supposed to lurk for months before posting so you can absorb information like this and not shit up the board with repetitive questions.

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>>135971878
speaking of that
https://www.discogs.com/search/?limit=250&q=923&type=all&page=1
here is a list of all songs that have 923 on the record label, even some you might know.
>>135972235
hmm 33rd parallel...
https://www.ancient-code.com/mysteries-of-parallel-33/
UFO, phoenix lights, Roswell, JFK and rfk murder, first nuclear explosion, Iraq/Mesopotamia, garden of Eden, 2 Japanese cities on 33rd parallel bombed by 33rd president, Saddam Hussein's palace at 33' 33'N, cape town, sydney, ISRAEL, Bermuda triangle

I really hope it's the end of everything, there is no solution to the current problems, there never were but always tenemls the hopes of, the human has proved that he can not govern himself, it's the turn of God to come back and govern us to all

Repent / pol / are still in time to ask forgiveness for their sins

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Nothing will happen.

>>135970873
because your god sent a bear to attack children

>>135965813
virgo will lose her virginity

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>>135970885
You must be prepared to die at the hand of the NWO when the day of tribulation comes. They will try and sell you the new religion of the earth/satan

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>>135974754
next nuke will be on the 33rd as well in california it seems

>>135974754
>posting that unclean spirit near me

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guys, i may have found something
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Buchanan
>He is the only president from Pennsylvania, the only president to remain a lifelong bachelor, and the last president born in the 18th century
>The Last President
April 23, 1791 – June 1, 1868
1868
1+8+6+8=23
June 1
6+1=7
United States Minister to the United Kingdom
In office
August 23, 1853 – March 15, 1856
President Franklin Pierce
Preceded by Joseph Reed Ingersoll
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Reed_Ingersoll
June 14, 1786 – February 20, 1868
1868
1+8+6+8=23
June 14
Born exactly 160 before Donald Trump.

>>135974284
>>135975014
also interesting thing
September 23rd is 33 days after the eclipse

>>135976096
2nd reply meant for >>135975836

Moa references to the bible pls

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>>135975836
praise the frog god

>>135970485
I need to know more about this map desu

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all this shit is actually starting to worry me, I kind of want some big shit like this to happen, but I also really don't

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>>135977197
If your a christian or become one you will be fine, Also if you knew how fucked the world was you would embrace the end :)

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>>135976051
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Henry_Ingersoll
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_H._Ingersoll
Interesting thing about the brothers that founded the watch company is that they both died in september, 20 years and 17 days apart
and another thing
James Buchanan died at 77 years old
77

>>135965813
ur mom gettin a gangbang

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>>135977473
also their mom
>Mary Elizabeth Beers
>Mary
>Donald Trump's mom's name is Mary
>Elizabeth
>Donald Trump's grandma's name is Elizabeth

Absolutely nothing, christfags overreacting as always.
Screenshot this.

>>135977951
the sheep are panicking

If the last time this happened it marked the birth of Jesus, which most people wouldn't have recognised the significance of until much later, even if something significant does happen we might not necessarily be aware of it right away.

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>>135977399
> only recently stopped being a Christian
I am starting to reconsider

>>135977399
If God wants people to become Christian why doesn't he just reveal himself so we can get a scientific consensus on his existence and put an end to atheism once and for all

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>no man knoweth the day or the ho-

Let's all visualize the Apocalypse and maybe it will manifest! The earth needs a good cleansing.

>>135965813
I can litteraly draw any shape in stars and say pepe is gonna fucking come to life and fuck trump in the middle of a live broadcast that dosen't mean it is gonna happen

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>>135966597

RIP NORTH AMERICA

>>135979121
R.I.P. world idiot

>>135979121
TFW I live in New Jersey and won't get killed by a volcano and escape this shithole of a country

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>>135965813
celestial pepe is coming boi

>>135979511
You'll get killed by a 3 mile high tidal wave.

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>>135978471
did you read anything in this thread

>>135980005
Fantastic

>>135979539
I hope someday we figure out what that actually is.

>>135971904
Lol. Was actually the first thing I thought when I saw the original image. Any updates on the "red dragon"? Haven't heard anything new about this.

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>>135972961
Hope I get to live my fav video game in a dust like apoclalips. Gonna bring my inna woods backpack and gun just in case

Bump for interest.

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>>135965813
nothing

Tell me what will happen right now so I can consider converting to Christianity.
I feel a longing towards it, but when one foot goes through the door, the other stays still.

>>135965813
My mind is ready but not my body. Be gentle on me God.

> nicknamed Black September....it is the favorite month for Jews to stage their happenings.

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>>135989669
Man is god's brother. He is within you. Take some magic mushrooms and he might speak to you. But first doubt as Thomas did for it was only he who touched the flesh of Christ

>>135989669
"For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it." - Matthew 16:25

If you are coming for the sake of self-preservation, don't. You still have time to confess faith and learn through Christ, but you better make sure your motives are in check.

If you are not prepared to die with Christ, do not expect to live with Christ.

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>>135966926
September 22nd is my birthday too. All I want for my birthday is a big happening.

>>135966597
this would be so fun, way better than the staged alien invasion bullshit, muslims worldwide staging attacks etc.

Yellowstone blowing up would be an amazing catalycysm

>>135978471
And remove your free will to choose? God just doesn't "exist" in the way materialist want Him to. If you are looking for the location of his Throne you will be looking a long time.

>>135992338
you don't have a choice. you cannot choose believe in god. it's not a test of individual, but rather chain of individuals, how long it takes for them to kill their god

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>>135970485
i'll post it again. why not, because i feel pity and i'm sad by what i see here every day. so perhaps this will help you to come back.

>That's when they'll make their move.
they are trying to make their moves, but they are failing so far.

>The plans laid long before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.
plans are not made by them. and it's not a plan but it's event that is repeating every cycle.

>They're trying to force God's hand.
they are trying, but the steps below are not their moves, but a moves of a hand of god. they are failing to overcome them so far.

>Watch for these signs:

>A killing bolt will shine in the night but not kill.
the red planet, but it was being covered by chemtrails - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaT8KiXYEPc
it's the last way to repent your sins. it didn't hit us, it was only very close.

>The star will gorge itself on clay.
the star of david is getting heavier each day so it will eventually hit it's rock bottom. so you may expect that they pizza network will collapse.

>Idols will speak and move about.
per above

>The black flag will fly above the dome.
it's the slow firmanent opening.
it will be a warning to people to act and leave. this could take weeks.
the people i mean believers, others are left to die.

>The belly of the dragon will drip water.
firmanent of the dome will open and there will be a flood.
this is so obvious that it cannot be more obvious.

>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
lots of people drowning in the water will create echoes through the whole plane for weeks. you will hear them better during nights. two voices of people while they are drowning will be reduced to 'oh' and 'god'.

>A rock will stand on seven hills.
a rock was called one of the saints of jesus

>The ravens will starve.
pedos/masons cannot exist without their star of david.

>The rod and the ring will strike.
ring is god
rod is jesus

>>135965813
What if the sun turned off for three days?

>>135979121
would probably be even worse for the rest of the world desu

>>135997821
i hope it will, but for a month. would be interesting stories from gov.

An American virgin fucks a cat

>>135965813
Return of the Dragon

>>135966337
the combined gravitational effect of the sun and the moon is going to suck the lava right out of yellow stone