CPD

>>135956268
Is this the first thread of the night?

>>135956353
To my knowledge, yes. Just saw it pop up and I've been on for a bit.

Evening, Roberts.

>>135956468
How is everyone tonight?

>>135956268
Thank you OP. Stay safe Roberts and may the male blacks always go down easy.

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>>135956353
Yup, I always check the catalog before making a CPD thread and there wasn't one yet tonight it seems.

How long have you been listening, OP? Anything interesting happening tonight?

>>135956736
Just got on now, been a busy evening for me.

>>135956524
Doing well my friend! Settling in to get some work done while I listen to Chicago's most bizarre stories.

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Also I found this buried in an old folder, if any other Roberts could check it for accuracy I'd much appreciate it.

>>135956801
I'm looking to move into a new house with a storage shed in the back yard so I'm going to get set up for hand loading ammo.

>british national wanted for homicide

Did I hear that right?

>Both suspects considered armed and extremely dangerous
This could get good.

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>>135956736
>>135956861
I think the story that takes the cake for last night is the 245 lbs green mohawk female black on heroin prostituting herself at the gas station.

>>135957054
I heard the same. Said theyre armed and dangerous. Could see some shit go down tonight.

That was a beautiful noise.

SOUNDS LIKE ITS TIME FOR SOMEONE TO CHECK THEIR KEYS.

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>cant pronounce the last name
kek

>>135957069
Yes!! Was there for that. Did you catch the pajeet beat down in the alley? They ran over him after it, the poor bastard. My wife was singing 'bully in the alley' from AC Black Flag but replacing it with 'pajeet in the alley.'

Fun times.

>>135957770
Yup! I heard that one too. There were like 3 pajeets last night. Pretty rare.

As important as Robert is lets not forget our brave ICE agents keeping male hispanic off the streets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2AO4uU1LLA

>>135958240
Lol, this is from today, isn't it?

>male black banging on the windows
>mental
>wearing a straw hat
>has a club

Does the count still post here?

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>>135958383
Fuck this is one of those stories that need a hastily drawn paint pictures, damn I wish i had some of those saved.

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REMINDER

Chicongo Sugar Tax went into effect today, so if you hear people stealing more grape drink than usual tonight you know why.

>>135959461
>Sugar tax
What a statist hellhole.

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>>135959518

and a plastic bag tax, AND an "amusement" tax on their internet bills. There's one more fake tax away from white flight happening over night. Yes I know that rhymed. Thank you.

>>135959664
Why the fuck does anyone live here, honestly.
Also did anyone just hear that dolphin?

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Good evening, getting /comfy/

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>body removal

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>>135959733
>Why the fuck does anyone live here

Chicago is the most segregated city in the country. You could drive just 5 miles & see it turn from gay town, to goy town, to gringo town, to nogery park, then back to a rich jewish neighborhood. If any cross neighborhood riots ever broke out it would cause a chain reaction like you've never seen.

>>135960015
That sounds pretty vibrant. I want to be enriched now.

>>135959461
I thought that didnt go through?!

>>135959930
Nice, haven't see this one yet--love the lettering. Thanks for posting.

>>135959930
Where do you find source images for things like this?

>>135960711
No idea I got it on here a couple weeks ago. I'd say just do an image search for chicago crime scenes

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10 minutes to go

>>135961050
I'm trying to get started in photoshopping aesthetic things like this, but I'm not particularly good with my vision of aesthetics.

getting so fucking comfy for this shit
Hump day bitch chimping intensifies

>battery in progress
chimp dispute

>>135961941
Afrocentric conflict resolution in progress.

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>>135960292

>there's no master list of what should & shouldn't be taxed
>artificial sweetener, that contains no sugar, is taxed anyway
>This somehow passed as law

It's somehow even worse than I thought.

>>135961979
Niggress cop chimpin out over the radio 10-4

>>135962081
It's even worse than I thought. How the fuck is Chicago even real?

>Gang loitering
a pack of chimps moochin by the korean corner shop

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>>135961509
Godspeed Robert. They don't have to be amazing, any oc is a great thing. I remember asking one of the old oc creators what his technique was, I think I screenshoted it. I'll go looking.

>Punched him in the hands
Why would you even call the cops about that?

Spidernig

I just heard something about "a man in a spiderman costume scaring people"

wtf

>>135963173
hahahah same

>>135956268
Bump
I love these threads

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>this thread is dead
we got a dindu robbing a store with a gun

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>>135956268

How go'eth the chimping, Roberts?

>>135963901
I'm still waiting to hear shots fired so I can see if the count is still with us.

>>135962081
Yeah I thought the law has been postponed for that reason. A lot of stores were threatening to sue because a restaurant could serve tea or coffee and put the sugar on the side to avoid the tax.

>the ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend is bothering kiara

>>135964022
>Very High
we got some decent chimp action starting up with midnight coming soon

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>>135964233
kek

>>135964233
I was honestly unprepared for that call because I had no idea what dispatch was saying was going on.

In teamspeak trying to understand the scanner at the same time

>10-4 gguuuuddd
Nigga cop kek

>>135964117
> a restaurant could serve tea or coffee and put the sugar on the side to avoid the tax.

Holy kek. This what happens when you have niggers and cat ladies in charge.

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Get /comfy/

Who keeps 10's of thousands of dollars worth of shit in their car?

>>135965536
Lollapalooza is this weekend so probably rich, stupid tourists.

>>135965672
Why even call the cops? Did they not like their experience in the vibrant city of of Chicago?

>>135965804

True they are just paying the local nigger tax.

>Description of offenders from last night's robbery have cropped up.

Get em' Robert

>>135966157
>nigger tax
kek had a buddy with NYPD who called it that when tourists/suburb cunts would cry to them after returning to their cars, parked on or around Jerome Ave of all places, and their windows were all smashed by the local gangs of din du's or PR's roaming the streets while the games happening.

>drunks setting up a tent under the viaduct

Good evening Roberts. I'm home and ready for /comfy/ before bed.

>how's it going?
>we good, we flippin it (?)

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>8 Rounds Shots Fired

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>EIGHT
>EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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My friend (pic related) decided to holiday in Chicago, and he's just eating pizza and staying down town.

Any chance he's going to get robbed or shot at?
It'd make my day Tbh
> 20 Shots heard

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>TWENTY
>TWENTY SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>135967146
>staying down town
How far downtown? he looks like a mark

>Sit and watch thread from very beginning
>Kind of boring
>Step away for 3 minutes to reheat food
>Miss a total of 28 shots fired

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>>135967161
Male blacks got himself some high cap mags.

>Child calls, "Black uncle fighting black auntie".

>child caller, uncle fighting aunttie

Damn, dispatch sounded more shaken about 'aunty' going after the senpai than she did about the gang shootings.

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>>135967299
Theres a reason they call it real roberts hours. Niggers are nocturnal

>>135967288
As in across from Trump Tower.

>whole lot of people hopping fence on north bound side from the ball game(?)

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>>135967369
I don't know why they would, every time I arrive there are more males beating females then I could even perceive.

>>135967288
He's also a limp wristed rich kid musician who went to chicongo to fuck some Kansas girl.
Prime dumb ass

>shirtless old guy walking into traffic

>>135967876
>Aussies coming to steal our Kansas girls
I'm going to go kick your friends ass myself, anon.

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>myra said she was brought to shelter but missed curfew.
I'm really digging the art effects on this art more and more. It's a brush stroke kinda effect.

>>135967502
It's sad how I got used to domestic calls. I swear the psychos out number us all. I need to find a respectable woman to listen to /cpd/ with. ....How hard can that be to find?

>drunk woman pulled a knife on a dude in an autopart store parking lot, she's in the car

>>135967876
>caller is looking at home though binocluars and sees 7-8 people fighting.
Uh.....that's not creepy at all

>seven people fighting
>caller is watching them with binoculars

>4 male blacks attempting to stop traffic.

>someone yelled "what the fuck"(?)
I think i miss heard this

>found missing and or lost 12y/o
>person hit by a car "has some time on it"

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>>135967952
It's a shit story since he's a spastic narcissist
> Kansas girl does studies at university in Melbourne (pozzcapital)
> meets rich fuck edgy autist
> eventually they fuck
> she invites him to come home with her
> he stiffs her and leaves her at the airport, she goes home alone
> fast forward to yesterday
> Melbourne rich kid visits Chicago.
> messages Kansas girl, she's up in Milwaukee interning
> she fucking drives to chiraq
> they get drunk, ditch the friends, fuck
> she goes back to cheeseheadland the next morning

Nothing of value was lost, mate

>>135968192
Might not be though. South side has a lot of open lots next to tall projects. If I were a scared, holed up resident, I'd probably peep out into the darkness to see if anything is about to go down. Especially if I have to hazard a trip outside.

>7 people fighting
>caller watching with binoculars

>life support beeing sounds

>>135968522
In before she has a half aussie baby. Best to luck to them both I guess

>person has been driving around with insanely loud muffler for 3.5 hours

>>135968525
You have a good point here. I'd be doing the same thing really.

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>stop paying attention for a second
>refresh thread
>some serious shit is going on and I fucking missed it
Every time

>Screaming for the past 3 hours.
That is some dedication to the art of insanity.
>Male yelling at a car in a Alley.

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>>135968525
>>135968192

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Question Roberts:

Will August Outpace Last August, or will it settle down?

One anon commented on the power vacuum left behind by el chapo in the chicago drug market which is creating a syria like clusterfuck, but I'm not sure how long that will last.

>>135968522
Why is she so desperate? Also isn't that Mike's girlfriend in the gif?

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>>135967424
Eh
>>135967876
Find better mates. He sounds like a poofter
>>135968522
kek some dipshit will marry her one day

>>135967502
>Asian and trying to join CPD
>mfw that could be my face one day
chilling

>>135969076
God speed hopeful Robert. Get us good OC when you can.

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>>135968828
I don't get it either, he's a meek little bitch and incredibly edgy ("my favorite movie is A Clockwork Orange, I'm so normal, my parents bought be behavioral psychology self help books for Christmas, I nearly pushed an ex girlfriend in front of a train" etc.) And generally an all round cocksucker

>>135969198
Why don't you just beat him up, anon?

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>>135969197
>Get us good OC when you can
I just don't want to become the OC if you get my drift. I will try to low key give shoutouts to /pol/ when working nights(hopefully in 07th or 015th)
>>135969198
sheeeit seriously how are you friends with a twat like that?
> I'm so normal, my parents bought be behavioral psychology self help books for Christmas, I nearly pushed an ex girlfriend in front of a train" etc
Yeah he's a faggot

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>>135968895
I talk to him because he's the only person I know who understands political shit, but he's absolutely useless for anything else

>>135969387
I don't even live in the same state as him anymore, he's more of an online friend nowadays.

>>135969604
It's only a 12 hour drive. I'll do what needs to be done, anon.

>>135969472
I have to wonder what the girl is like. To talk to a guy who stiffed you and sent you home alone, then have to drive to chicongo to meet and fuck him. I know people are desperate but that's a stretch.

>sounds like there is a car chase as we talk about autism of love

>Robert didn't know how to work his radio, dispatch sounded very unhappy
>talk about a motorcade(?)

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>>135969691
Nah, he'll probably pay the local nigger tax when he makes the eventual wrong turn on to Milwaukee Ave

>>135969726
Let find a picture of her, I gotta wonder if she's fat or mentally ill

>disabled ram truck
>unit 825 is quiet and dispatch needs them

>long west bound coming though for motorcade(?)

Someone just tried to kill himself.

>Man tried to kill himself
>Mother found her son on the ground.
Muh baby

>>135970063
>American chick
>mentally ill
Yeah she's fucked in the head, also prob a fatty if she's from WI or anywhere in the Midwest for that matter.

>son said he was going to kill himself
>mother got to house and found him behind the shed on the ground, fire rolling
F

>13 y/o son on meds for ptsd is not on meds and baradaced self in room

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>>135970063
Lel, I think she's 4'6

>yes m'am, for real, good night!

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Evening Roberts, dropping in for my nightly /comfy/'s.

Sounds like a hell of a suicide call.

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>>135970609
Kansas womanlets
When will they learn?

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>>135970609
She doesn't look took bad I guess. Pic related is the kind Im most attracted to. The smart science girls are total QTies.

>>135970684
>They come, they go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHYiyv68q2o

>>135970684
Only 11:30pm in Chiraq my friend, plenty of comfy calls left...

what was that about female blacks in masks?

>male blacks two with guns stole stuff, and maybe the callers pizza too.
.....the fuck

>..and the pizza, maybe?

lawl

>>135970593
She's gotta be fucked in the head, just going off his ex girlfriends
The last one was a triathlete/sonic autist, and the one before her was a Californian who shacked up with a brit using his money

>man from suicide attempt is awake and has everyone from his family around him

>>135970826
>>135970861
Nigga gotta eat

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>>135970750
> tfw my ideal girl is my best friend's girlfriend

>30 year old male threatening suicide

>>135971369
I would too

>>135971369
It's a suicidal night in chicongo it seems
>>135971222
such is the frustrations of life

>the brother was hit by a car
>he's not walking well

Amberlamps!

>>135971667
An old accusation is that cities are used as labs where they put chemicals in the air as chemtrails or in the water and see how people react. Sudden spikes in fights, suicide, etc.

>>135970609
>>135970712
Eh i'd smash. Not saying much but still.
>>135970932
>the one before her was a Californian who shacked up with a brit using his money
Classic

Chicago is having a suicide fest aren't they.

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>>135971667
I've buried it deep and they've been together for 4 years now.
Doesn't bother me too much anymore, Tbh.

> suicidal night in Chicago
Super tax making purple drank too expensive.
Do you know how hard it is to balance a crackhead budget?

>>135971792
Scary idea but chicongo is the perfect stand in for anyplac else. Not like anyone would notice a few extra bodies really

>go notify this dindu's parents that their son is in custody

"Do any of you guys speak Spanish"

Also some kid got arrested.

>>135971792
I'm no blackie but I kind of subscribe to the theory Crack was introduced to the ghettos by the FBI

>People holding a person against their will

>male who got hit is really out it, saying he's trying to leave but is too drunk.
my god man, it's a Wednesday night! get yourself together! We're not playing by vegas rules!

>I don't know how he can be out of it if he's trying to leave.

>>135971815
That was the woman he wanted to push in front of a train, Tbh
He always puts on this voice when he tells the story like it was some great painful tragedy

>taser deployed

>>135972490
Do you think one day, niggers will evolve an immunity to tasers and bullets?
Only the strong survive

bum fights!

HOMELESS FIGHT

>anyone else need a pick up?

>>135972643
I'm sure that's it's common to adapt to traumatic disruptions of vital structures of the body via small bits of chemically accelerated metal.

also
>BUM FIGHT

>>135972792
You jest but one day niggers will grow a Carapace through some forms of genetic manipulation or evolution

We wuz armadillos an shiet

>>135973010
Now we talkin about mutant crack baby turtle niggas.

>>135973152
Teenage mutant nigger turtles?

>ER room 19, woman by O.M. in the room for rape.

Man I miss bum fights.

>>135973356
Oh gee I wonder what the race of the rapist is.

>>135973356
Yeah, this one sounds like it might make the news.

>man drinking in car, throwing cans out the window.

Wow a rape in Chicago?
Who would have known.

>blood and shell casings

>>135973618
Raping someone in a hospital is a special brand of heinous.

>>135972302
are vegas scanners worth listening to?

>male Asian
>we get this all the time
NO. MALE ASIAN IS R A R E

>>135973798
No idea, I stole that line from some low budget movie.

>>135973356

O M?

>>135973798
Pretty much any major city in the US will have a busy scanner. I also listen to the Detroit feed. I feel like it was more interesting than Chiraq a few years back, but now, NOW the Roberts of Chiraq are fighting battles in authentic warzones. Absolute insanity what I've heard listening in.

>>135956268
This cracks me up every evening. Does the same guy post this thread at the same time every night? "But who the fuck is Robert????" - I love the consistency.

>>135973978
was thinking that vegas, being vegas would have some pretty damn interesting scanner traffic

>>135956268
This thread is awesome.

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>keep thinking a cop sounds like pic related
>search for pic related find out he used to be in CPD

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>>135974342
Grandpa Robert must have had some stories.

>>135974455
Wow. That Robert looks like he has zero bandwidth for any coonery. I wonder what he would say if he could see his city today...

>>135973951
They got only her initials.

>just broke in to a car, male black white coat.
>grab that backpack.

>Male black in white collar and jeans in custody

>>135958383
Commence the jigglin'.

>Covert narc car
>Can't pick up witness

5:30 hours until sunrise. How much more coonery to come?

>>135975164
it dies off around 3am local time....It just depends on the luck of the night.

>baby
?

>Robert talking
>unable to make it out (?)


>baby (?)

>Suspicious blue BMC van in front of the Bacon House, unknown number of occupants

>>135975164
Friday, Saturday and some Sundays will see a solid pace of gang fights and shootings right up until sunrise.

>Male Black beating up Destiny ( a hooker? )

>Motorcycle robbing

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make /cpd/ great again

>Male white with long hair in cargo pants pointed a knife at a female
>Male black in white striped shorts holding a purse

>>135975347
>>135975372
heard that too.

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>>135975164
Some times this feedback gives entertainment up to 5:30 A.M.
>Male Black holding a purse
Oh lawdy call the police
>Several Shots !
30+ shots tonight

>>135956268
I moved to New Orleans four days ago because my gf got into Tulane for grad school

how fucked am I /cpdg/?

>blood spatter near crime scene
>not actually part of THIS particular crime scene

>>135975794
I'm glad i did not imagine that.

>>135975717
not that fucked, they exported most of the real nigs after katrina, it's mostly white hipsters and squatter wannabe scumfuck kids these days anyways

>male going to female

a wild trap appears!

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>>135975602

>Uncooperative victim stabbed on the right side.
It does make me wonder how many assaults among more things a like go without alerting any authority.

>Car accident, exchanging info
Last place I would want to get into an accident. My car would disappear before I had completely gotten out of it.

>>135975602
I live right by that building

>>135976309
Have they replaced the G in the sign?

>husband said he wants to slit his wrists
>husband is not home, he said he'd be waiting
(?)

>Male black's wife hasn't come home
Must be the worst feeling in the world.

>>135976485
it's like he's reliving how he felt the night his father didn't come home
and how his kids felt the night he didn't come home

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>>135976388
Anon I...

>>135976609
Shhhh.....it's ok...we understand.

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>>135976609
I had heard that Illinois was having financial problems...

>Shots Fired !
Approximately 40 shots and 0 fatalities tonight how disappointing.

>>135976694
With the new Social reform 25% of Chicago shall lose it's free gibs and the mandated requisites to show you're unable to work and thus able to accept the free gibs.

>>135976678
>>135976694
They didn't test it down, I'm just saying it's really fucked up. I'll take a picture tomorrow and put it on

>>135956268
Before cell phones were digital,I could listen to peoples phone calls all night on my scanner. They still work on cordless in the neighborhood. Very interesting shit some times.

>>135976972
Stories?

>male not breathing
F

>Homeless male appeared not to be breathing
>Two males, one tall, fighting a female

>the neighbor is mental
>his name is steve

>male sitting on bench by parking lot taking off clothes.

>Threw his stuff AND the dog outside

>>135976768
>>135976768
that's why everyone is an-heroing.

>>135977331
Awww poor dog : (

Crowd by Springfield [?]

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>>135976972
800mhz brah
>>135977340
>that's why everyone is an-heroing.
tfw I want to move to Chicongo just to an-hero on some of that sweet sweet heroin

Some homeless guy just died.

>an issue with somebody power washing the rooftop

>>135977639
The midnight washer

>>135977555
le cheque

>>135977567
F

>>135977639
because that's normal...at 1am.

>>135977639
>>an issue with somebody power washing the rooftop
did he forget to invite the mariachi band? amateur

>Sylvester Stallone says "six six two"

>two male whites wanted for murder
>one with UK passport
>armed and dangerous driving a 4door Hyundai
>arrest warrants issued

That's a scary statement. Shows how the police are more an army against the forces of chaos at times.

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>>135977219
>Two Armed and Dangerous Boomers known to commit a homicide any active units engaging with the culprits must proceed with caution.
Be careful and finish them.

>>135977995
Are you relatively new here ?

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>Two Shots Fired !
>No Description.

>Male black 27 yo tried murdering a policeman, no gang member affiliation, shot at the cop, 190 lb

>Male Black attempted police murder
>Open fire on cops
>Let homeboys...police know to be careful.

>attempted murder of police officer

>officer responded and opened fire 27 yo male black

OH FUG

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>3 Shots Fired
50 ish shots this evening and 0 homicides, son of a bitch.

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>1 Shot Fired
When it nig it nogs

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>Several or Seven Shots Fired.

>>135978632
Thanks for keeping track.

I just heard that seven more shots were fired...

>7 more shots.

should we take a shot for each shot?

>>135978808
60 shots = suicide.
>Boyfriend holding (ex)girlfriend at gun point.

>>135978808
I'm down to play Friday night and die of alcohooze toxicity before midnight.

>12 Shots Fired
Wew approximately 72 shots

>>135978808
Not even a Russian could survive that much alcohol.

>>135978808
Maybe shots of sake (not distilled) where you fill the cup only a quarter of the way or something.

>>135978885
60 1oz shots, in for some pain, maybe a night in the er
60 1.5oz shots = dead

>>135979074
A shot per shots fired call is more possible.

>male hears female screaming for help at the top of her lungs

She's going to die or get raped.

>caller's neighbor is screaming for help

>>135979106
I was brought up being use to double shot = to single shot.
>Son's Father trying to break in.
>Female Neighbor screaming for help doesn't know what is going on and isn't going to check
>Large group of male black fighting 1 person with a gun.

>>135979222
trips of troof
shot for shot of beer might be reasonable too, but who the fuck wants to drink beer

>neighbour screaming for help

>2 make blacks fighting one with a gun

This could be good.

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>>135979222
>Male black drinking in public

>Shots Fired
72 accounted shots probably 110 shots in total.

>Male hispanic outside in underwear, sex offence

>>135979222
and toast to Robert all night long.

>male outside in his underwear

why is this such a thing there?

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>>135979289
i take them the same way, unfortunately i'm currently at the "try not to drink the whole liter tonight" phase right at the moment, will eventually get over it and put the bottle away for a few years

>sex offense, male Hispanic in his underwear

>Hit and Run
Robert was just there.
>Disturbance Male Black keeps ringing door bells.
I guess he got the ding but forgot the ditch aspect.

>male Hispanic outside in his underpants

>>135979222
That sounds like fun.
>>135979297
Beer is a good chaser for chilly vodka, yum.

it must suck to be a black dispatcher and have to hear night after night after night how your own people are fucking things up.

>>135979758
You can hear it in their voices for sure. Sometimes the cringe is audible.

>>135979758
And then go home to more of the same dysfunction. You could never escape the niggering if you're a nigger.

>>135979758
No shit. I bet they have some fucking amazing "this is why I hate nigger" stories tho.

Had a rough day today lads. The usual grind - unsuccessful job hunting and less-than-enjoyable networking meetings and whatnot.

So fucking /comfy/ and glad to be chilling at home with these peaceful lo-fi sounds of chaos and violence coming from Chicago with you guys.

G-d bless.

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>>135979621

>>135979758
They probably come from the similar backgrounds to the perps but they chose a different path.

Yes it must be cringey for them, but at the same time these cops are helping defend the city.

>>135979925
Not sure if troll, but I hope you find a good job soon.

>two males were talking about having sex
>security didn't care
>now there's a woman screaming

>2 Males contemplating having sex with a patient (Of what?)
>This is not a prank call
What the fuck is going on here ?

>>135979925
Keep your head up leaf, keep looking and keep pride in yourself. Canada might be in a sad shape but you'll escape the rake.

>woman was having sex with a pt. in a hospital (?) Another pt. is jelly and calling it in
Did i hear this right?

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Good evening, Roberts, anything juicy tonight?

>>135980097

No trolling (unless you meant me typing 'G-d' for laughs). Thanks man.

I've only really been listening to the stream once in a while for a few weeks now - why do they say Robert so much?

>>135980299
>Approximately 110 fires shot
>Robert almost murdered
>Boomers murdering people.
>Multiple Suicides and or Attempted Suicides.
>Multiple Rapes.
>More things I have probably repressed.

>>135980364
kek good luck then

I believe Robert is like a call sign for the night patrol, but an anon who knows more might be able to tell you more.

>>135980445
Just another night in bongo-town

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>>135979621
Literally nigger knocking.

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>>135980530
this is more or less correct, it's LAPD phonetic for R, Relief, nightshift car

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>>135980364
We are all Robert here tonight.
>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

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>>135980623
>Literally nigger knocking.
oh shit i haven't heard it called that in over 20yrs, you deserve a (You)

>>135980701
Cool thanks for the info

we morse code now?

Weren't they going to send feds to help the police? What ever happened to that?

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>>135980734
Is he a robert cop?

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>>135980988
>Weren't they going to send feds to help the police? What ever happened to that?
male black carjacked them and ran off with their m4, 2 glocks and a bunch of tac gear

>>135980988
an FBI agent got car jacked and all his tactical gear, including an m4 was stolen.

>>135981094
>>135981117
Oh yea, I was listening in when that happened. Didn't realize it had that much of an impact

>Male Black with a gun.
How are the strictest gun regulations going for this city ?

>>135981094
>>135981117
holy shit

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>>135981258

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>>135981258
Like pottery

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>>135981200
>Battery 6 people fighting and 1 on the ground.

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>>135981117
jinx 1-10 you owe me some coke
>>135981200
i think the actual announcement was to do with DEA and ATF but that was one of the single most entertaining calls
>>135981274
i was hoping he would unload on the 4th, but it was relatively tame compared to last year

>>135981528
fucking kennypowersposting made my day
let the jigglin' commence

>>135981601
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what happened last year?

>>135981601
That was my first 4th of July Robert Edition after 6 months prior lurking and that was a hell of a day to morning I couldn't imagine how the prior year was.
>4 "Youths" grabbed and ran.

Somebody backing new bread?

>car alarm going off for oven an hour

>>135981754
straight mayhem, over 30 murders
>>135981791
looked like the day was quite exciting, if i had known it was going to be a 24hr robertathon i'dve just stayed up for the whole thing

Went ahead and started a new bread
>>135982364

>knocking over garbege cans
wtf. this is my first time here and im hyped

>4 Male Blacks went past security.
Okayyy 10-4, my thoughts exactly.
>The last 3 calls sounds like gibberish.
>Breathing Dangerous (?) in a Uber Vehicle.
>30 to 45 Males fighting in the back of a property.
>Female Black stole a phone out of a backpack and fled.

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>Male Black with a gun in a rear porch.
>Battery in progress one big fight
<For any new Roberts this morning.

>60 year old Female Black harassing Male Black, he is trying his hardest not to pepper spray a bitch.