/vzg/-Venezuela General- Abduction Edition

>>135952190
>Jungle niggers

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While Venezuela starves the USA has so much of an egg surplus that the prices are absurdly low.

>Capitalism wins again!

>>135954175
>35 cents for a dozen large eggs.

>>135952190
You should also add that today Smartmatic's CEO, the company responsible for supplying the venezuelan government with voting machines has made a declaration stating that they know for sure that this whole constituent thing was heavily tampered with.

Basically the people responsible for the voting machines are saying that the july 30th events are a fucking fraud

The president of the venezuelan Electoral National Council has obviously answered saying that Smartmatic's claims are made up but nobody believes them at this point.

bump again

Bump

Stay strong venezufags!

God bless the Venezuelan people!

I hope those fuckers don't head this way if a war breaks out.

>>135952190
You forgot that 5 Venezuelan politicians are staying in the Chilean embassy as guests to avoid being sent to prison

>>135959192
They're not, 30k went to Mexico already, 25k go into Colombia daily, others go to Argentina or Chile

If any went to America they either have family there or lots of money

>>135959693
You know what to do with the socialist ones right?

>Abduction Edition
Did something happen? Been a while since my last /vzg/

>>135962621
opposition leaders Lopez and Ledezma have been abducted by la guardia nacional

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Fuck the Dominican Republic

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>>135952190
I keep seeing these threads but when the fuck is shit really gonna hit the fan over there? When some of the protesters get a hold of some RPGs and shit?

Why hasn't civil war exploded already? I'm afraid the same will happen in the US someday. Nobody will feel like anything is worth fighting for so they will languish for a while before just leaving.

>>135965605
A couple more days anon, Ukraine and Syria took around 130-40 days to go from protests to civil war. Venezuela is around 110~

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>>135964984
Going to take a while since they have 0 guns

>>135966308
In the meantime, anyone has new .webms?

>>135965707
It seems like there has been a lot of civil unrest in Venezuela going back longer than 110 days.

Maduro won.

>>135965605
>Why hasn't civil war exploded already? I'm afraid the same will happen in the US someday. Nobody will feel like anything is worth fighting for so they will languish for a while before just leaving.

Because Mercosur did not apply the Protocol of Ushuaia yet.

From the moment he was active, it was already the whole bit of stability.

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>>135965605
>>135965707
How to become paramilitary? CIA needs to help them more.

>>135966952
>Because Mercosur did not apply the Protocol of Ushuaia yet.
The Protocol of Ushuaia can lead to military intervention right? I don't see how that could be a popular choice for any country in South America.

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You know i got an idea on how we can kill Maduro.
>Have a useless neet fly there
>bring a lot of money on you
>walk up to a GNB
>Pay him like 100$ which is a shit ton of bolivars
>Because they only work for the GNB to survive and get free toilet paper they'd probably do anything
>ask for their gun
>find out where Maduro is having a speech or something
>Frank Castle him on live television
>Be considered a hero by most venezuelans so you could probably hide in the favelas and leave the country without any country really wanting to arrest you because you did their bidding
>"But anon what if that doesn't work"
>Make a bomb out of shit materials and carry it in a backpack, it's not hard

>>135968363
>The Protocol of Ushuaia can lead to military intervention right? I don't see how that could be a popular choice for any country in South America.

Protocol of Ushuaia expels Venezuela from Mercosur.

Using it, the Presidents of countries that are part of the OAS can pull the Democratic Charter as a Combo to force an External Intervention.

Just like Brazil did to intervene in Haiti

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>>135968643
>Just like Brazil did to intervene in Haiti
That went well.

There isn't much talk about Cuba anymore. Are they still providing support to the Venezuelan government?

>>135968928
>That went well.
>There isn't much talk about Cuba anymore. Are they still providing support to the Venezuelan government?


Yes, Cuba supports them.

Like Bolivia and Ecuador (both ruled by Socialists and Communists)

>>135968382
If i was still suicidal i would, but I got a qt I'm planning to fug. If I fuck up look for me in the papers

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>>135969247
Same here anon, same here

>>135963805
What is the Venezuelan military like? Are the ones in command corrupt and own state enterprises? Whats in their interests?

>>135968382
You can probably convince some /r9k/ anon

>>135970092
the higher ranks are the corrupt ones, most of them are in the drugs business but they also own a lot of companies and even some are investors in PDVSA (Venezuela's oil company) their only interests is to get stacked on shekels

about 40 or 50 percent of the rest are brainwashed, they are sent to military camps in Cuba where they learn to love the government (the Castro brothers and Chavez mostly) these people actually believe in la revolucion bolivariana and put Chavez on a motherfucking pedestal. most of them are corrupt as well

the rest are a bunch of people from ghettos that couldn't make it to college and need a way to make money and sociopaths that join the military to kill people and get bribed

any decent man that were in the military are either in prison, out of the country of hidden in Maduro's forces waiting for an opportunity to make a coup

sorry for the english, i only speak basic

>>135971477
You speak better English than most teens in the USA

>>135971686
thanks

>>135952190
Annex to another U.S territory. Seize oil, no longer need Middle East sandniggers.

>>135963839
Lol, they are americans like you, they have DVDs coded as region 1 and you can't do anything to undo it