IMPORTANT THREAD: Sleep naked to increase your sperm count for free.

>>135937281
His dick is too small. Not jewed though. I dont know. I have lowhangers already. Want something to keep them from flopping around or twisting somehow. I already soak my entire person jizzing buckets anyhow. And hard, too

>>135937538
You're a fucking faggot. This thread does not concern you.

>>135937281
But then I'd have to get clothed again the next day.
Fuck this it's too much trouble.

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>>135937281
>There people who don't sleep naked or just their briefs.
Even woman like to sleep naked.

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>>135937850
>But then I'd have to get clothed again the next day.

>>135937281

Imo blankets are worse than clothing. I sleep without blankets during the winter with the windows open cause my body produces too much heat.

>>135937281
>exercising costs money
hahahah falling for the gym jew
pussy go build yourself a cuck shed that would probably 5x's your scrawny muscles

>>135938086
Well. On the weekdays. I wish things were different.

>>135937281
>Sleep naked
Yes

>>135937820
Oops i have test you dont even shoot seed. Correlation? Keep talking about dick and posting nudity. Drowning in fucking nasty disgusting womany problems. You stupid cunt. Delete yourself

>>135937281
I sleep in boxers, sports shorts and a t shirt because I'm not a huge faggot. Fuck your homosexual pseudoscience OP

>>135938133
kek

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>>135938449
You are damaging your own body, but you're an American, so to you that's usually called breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

>>135938681
You dont have any ability to fix yourself. Your already too far gone. Corrupted. Defiled. And a sack of estrogen and lady juices. Transition fully you sensitive weak half a man twat

>>135937281
Sperm count is low as fuck because manlets fap like crazy. Stop fapping every 6 hours and that'll boost your baby juice as well.

>>135938789
Gay men are by definition feminine.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/study-says-brains-of-gay/

Researchers using brain scans have found new evidence that biology—and not environment—is at the core of sexual orientation. Scientists at the Stockholm Brain Institute in Sweden report in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences USA that gay men and straight women share similar traits—most notably in the size of their brains and the activity of the amygdala—an area of the brain tied to emotion, anxiety and aggression. The same is true for heterosexual men and lesbians.

>>135939004
And your ass cancer

>>135939004
Fapping does literally nothing to your sperm count. You're just a (((Christian))) trying to get people to repress your sexuality.

Virgin.

How is this not common sense? You're not supposed to impede your morning wood. Fuckin retards lmao.

>>135937281
I can confirm, I've been sleeping naked my whole life.
>20
>6"2
>deep af voice
>hairy body, full beard

>>135939042
I thought we were raped into or something by your noice may mays. Science says the earth is a pear. Xq28 gene is probably right. Youre a woman enabler. A closet case who likes pedophilia scat and gay porn. You coined autogynephilia. You dont know what is vaginism when you talk about yourself. A fucking trap. You make no sense. Ive had nothing but my test. And others'. You have a broken manhood and drink all sorts of woman concoctions. Keep defending them and bashing ANY other males. Im way more of a man than your whiny lying "save my nosperm" ass

>>135938449
yeah, you really got OP good
there's no way he'll recover once he knows you have gay shit on your mind and go to sleep dressed like a street negro

>>135939197
>Hairy body

Hello my non-white friend.

>>135939107
And youre a fucken (((jew)))

>>135937281
I thought everyone slept naked. Weird.
>Eating right and exercising actually costs money
What. Eating healthily is cheaper than not eating healthily. Exercise is literally free. You can even get paid to exercise if you like.
>effort
To exercise, sure. To eat healthy food? Not really.

>>135937281
wont this increase wet dreams?

>>135939284
OP is a dindu who doesnt have dick on the mind at all. Who the fuck doesnt. Just like everybody lies and cant admit this. And worship womany kikes and their women. So too does all this then kill your balls. I couldve went along with him. Spoke of my own anatomy. But now ill be here to destroy his face

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>>135939276

>>135939574
Kys pervert and freak. Hope you find a nice lorena bobbitt to finish you off

>>135937281
>Leaf
Being naked is a sin. We lost that right the moment Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit

>>135939739
how do you shower then?

>>135939739
This. Im gone. Got other things to do. Enjoy the latent bulldyke asshole leaf of a faggot OP. Like all OP :)

>>135939444
Underage detected. No one gets those much after 18.

>>135939817
By staring at men and crying in a corner

>>135939837
No. Lilith that fake bitch just doesnt like you cuz she knows you secretly take it up the ass

>>135939307
Whites have the most hair on their bodies. Don't be such a low-test twink

>>135939837
masturbator detected.
try going for 2 weeks with fap and tell me what happens you leaf.

>>135939998
How do two men cuck themselves? Why do skinny men have huge anatomies? Be contrarian

>>135939817
Thats different. I shower with cold water to prevent having bad thoughts

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>>13593728
>ayylmaos want faster less obstructed abductions
>lets insist they sleep naked!
>thatll boost examination efficiency!
>lord sssszzarhrgreengg will be pleased!

I'm on to you, little bug eyed booty tickler.

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>>135939072
>you're

>>135940123
cold water increases testosterone which makes you more prone to think of sexxenings.

t. uses icy water in country even in crude argie winter

>>135940076
>How do two men cuck themselves?
non sequitur

>Why do skinny men have huge anatomies?
They produce more test

>Be contrarian
ok, I try to be.

>>135940390
Good replies. Except for the first one. But technically youre right and i wanted u to see that. All that's required for cuckery is a woman

another tip:sleeping in the floor is better for your back,it lines up the bones of the spine.

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>>135939107
Faggots don't need a high sperm count, so I don't expect you to know much about the subject.

>https://www.bing.com/search?q=how+long+does+it+take+for+sperm+to+replenish&form=OPRTSD&pc=OPER

There is a reason why they require 72 hours at Sperm Banks. Sperm count goes down after you jerk it. Fucking yourself every 6-12 hours, does indeed reduce your sperm count. It also makes you a one pump chump.

Jerk it all you want. I could give two fucks if your faggot ass reproduces. I have 4 kids, working on a 5th.

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>>135940230
ayyy

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>>135939998
>Whites have the most hair on their bodies.
Yeah on my head.

>>135939817
> /pol/ack
> showers

>>135940365
I'm a female

>>135940657
is that Trodeau?

>>135940657
>There is a reason why they require 72 hours at Sperm Banks.

Unless you're impregnating women every week, twice a week, there is no reason to not fap.

>>135939739
you're making Christians look bad, holy fuck just stop please

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>>135940893

>>135940830
sorry brah but this is 4chin and I can't be expected to believe that
>you know the rules
>>135940860
>he isn't passing his seed on a weekly basis
L E A F
E
A
FEAL

>>135940753
>see thumbnail
>hot aryan
>click thumbnail
>a dude

PLBEGH FUCK YOU

>>135937281
I already do this.

It also helps if you are not sitting 24/7, get a job where you stand or are allowed to stand your entire shift.

My loads are large.

>>135941198

surprise, you're gay

ya I started sleeping naked to boost my testosterone levels. It seems to be working!

I also avoid wearing underwear as much as possible.

>>135941198
He's hot though

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i would if my mother would not randomly enter my room at 9:00 looking for dirty dishes or something

>>135941401

Why not just get naked and start jerkin it at 9:00pm, and when she walks in, mouth agape, ask her "are you just gonna stand there or give me a hand!?".

>>135937281
I don't like the feeling of sleeping naked, can I just stick my dick and balls out through the hole in my pajamas

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>>135941564
Not from Lousiana sorry

>>135941401
how old are you?
tell her to respect your privacy.

>>135941654

There's literally nothing wrong with your mom sucking you off. Just tell her it will improve your test scores.

>>135941897
>test
is that a pun with testosterone?
Carlos?

>>135941704
im 18 and still in school, im not gonna be able to move out for a good 3-4 years due to the insane housing situation in Stockholm.

>>135942496
no, I meant tell her not to enter.
you have own room right?
or put a lock or something man, in the 18th century you would be a mercenary at your age!!

Who the fuck doesn't sleep naked? You have sheets & blankets, why do you want to constrict yourself?

>>135942666
yes i have my own room but there is no locks on them. It's not really a big deal and its always been weird to talk about "privacy" and stuff with my parents.

>>135942909
that's swedish Big Brother mentality, privacy is important issue here for families, everyone always knocks before coming in.

>>135937281
>Peter Duckroll

>>135942909
Just tell them you are going to sleep naked and buy a lock for your door.

>>135943080
Yeah they always knock when im awake but sneak in when im asleep sometimes. I dont want to be caught with my dick in the air.

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>>135937281
>mfw theres people younger than 40 that dont sleep in their boxers or with nohting at all
>then realize most of you still live with your parents

makes sense now

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>>135939307

>>135943247
do it once,then theyll get annoyed and stop doing it.
=D only way to secure victory

>>135943247
Swedanon I.... Just get a locking door for 20 Eurobucks and change it when they're gone. Don't even tell them. All you need is a screwdriver. I have 0 mechanical skills and I can change a door handle easy.

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>>135943586
yep im sure i showed my mother whos the boss of this house while looking like this

>>135941571
Yes. That's also a cool way to take pics lol cough cough imgur cough cough

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>>135943919

sleeping naked is uncomfortable because some soulless monsters stole my foreskin

>>135941897
He's not Asian

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>>135944292
>soulless monsters stole my foreskin

>>135944292
it must be so cold and dry i imagine

>>135944292
*The sound of rubbing hands can be Heard in the distance

>>135939817
I heard Americans shower with their bathing suits

True story

>>135944093
Get the fuck out of this thread and my board. Bash your own head you stupid cuck. Trump made out with him. What about that? He's scared of his wife. He has no listening skills (at NASA) and like his hero Eve. And his "wife" disappears in pictures with mirrors because she's a succubus
>>135944292
Restore it :)

>>135944866
>triggered

you should also wear socks. feet are very sensitive, and will disrupt sleep.

>>135945185
Pussified

>>135937281
>wear something
>then sleep naked
fucking jews

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>>135944292

>>135937538

that's because its art not porn.

the focus is on his form, features, and musculature

>>135945345
>staying mad

>>135937281
Or just sleep with loose underwear like really loose boxers. This is nothing new, all my pyjama pants are loose and I dont wear any underwear and every morning I get a wood but if I wear tight boxers I dont get morning wood

>>135946345
No fuckface. Read the article. Naked is what's needed.

>>135937538
You know why they made them small right? Cuck

>>135937281
So if I slept naked I would need to jerk even more? no, thanks

>>135937281
Eating right doesn't actually cost much more, you just need to know how to cook.
You can get literally kilos of vegetables from supermarkets without even spending £/$5

>>135946004
>staying a woman

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>>135937281
I've slept naked my whole life.

But i have been taking cold showers for the last 3 months now; nothing but.
If you care about your jizz, /pol/, do the same.

Great for testo too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxz8QNqrzwY
(ignore the stock ultra-digestible-youtube-background-music)