Post state constitutions
>>135921569
Starting off with best state
soon
No one post the Georgia one I made with all the airplanes. It wasn't my best work and will come up with something better.
These are some of the best memes
>>135921569
>>135921980
You're welcome
>>135921569
Greetings from white paradise.
template?
yas
>>135921569
Requesting wyoming, I have never seen one
>>135924621
That's because like 5 people live in that state
Need the Tennessee one
>>135922679
I don't see a Menards Logo anywhere on that
>>135922679
>hideous
Here's the Wisconsin that doesn't suck
>>135922504
in my experience this guy should also be wearing these bad boys
Requesting north carolina
>>135921569
Can we get a Georgia one?
Anyone have Arizona?
>>135927857
Put Harley on that and its pretty solid
I used to have a Tennessee one but I don't know what happened to it.
Someone do North Dakota.
Casually posting the most humble, yet best, state.
I have never seen one of New Hampshire. Does on exist?
>>135925030
>cheap gas
>>135927857
>New Glarus
I'm from Chicago and even I'm aware that only yuppies from my state, Milwaukee, and Madison drink that beer. Drink a real beer you cheese eating hill person.
>>135922504
>speed limit 35
Oregonians are the slowest drivers
>>135931942
Kek
Indiana
>No KY with Corvettes, Bourbon, Caves, fort knox, Toyotas, and knob creek
>>135931283
>>135931464
you have to add Coastal Carolina in there. They won a national championship in baseball in 2016.
Requesting California
Why cant I live in the land of the free :(
>>135933268
Went to NDSU
Needs more wind and less trees
"why doesn't North Dakota have a pro footbal team? Because if we had one, then Minnesota would want one too""
t. Minnesotan
This thread needs more loyalist sentiment
Requesting Connecticut if anyone has
>>135934563
>Stan Rogers
He didn't die, lads. He just took the Northwest Passage one last time.
>>135933268
Love it
>>135933268
>oil field closed no more jobs
>shieeeett
100% accurate. So many fucking darkies moved up here for oil and now it is gone and they keep coming. I could go WEEKS without seeing a black person in 2008.
>>135925251
>>135930835
>>135936099
dank this one was really well done all the otger states should feel bad
Muh Empire state of the South
>>135935989
TN is the rarest. Apparently Tennesseans dont save pictures.
How come you have it, Icelandbro?
>>135936544
should be a brown dude
Hail the White Commonwealth of Kentucky!
Fuck Louisville!
>>135936693
i have just saved most states i have seen. im at 30 states now :P
>>135936824
pls no bully
>>135931464
Boy-toucher Lindsey Graham is your Senator, you can't be the best state until you fix that.
here we go
>>135931942
>fuck Kentucky
What the hell, Ohio? You're the only state that borders Kentucky that I don't feel a natural rivalry with, just pity. Well,, fuck you, too, Ohio!
>>135937290
cant believe this isn't on there
and also Mountain Dew
>>135937268
drinking a boh right now FACK
who has the cali one
>>135937801
Here it is
>>135937801
socal etd
>>135937959
socal >>>> Norcal
best an worst state in the South reporting in
Anyone have a better one for Nevada?
>>135938333
Give a template and I'll make it
>>135921569
>>135938106
Greetings from palm beach and also alachua county brother. I love our beautiful state.
>>135922832
>Maine
>Grows potatoes
>>135938333
Nice trips
>>135925030
too true. I fucking hate my state
>>135935793
Minot here. The nogs just. keep. coming.
>>135938533
UF? i'm at FSU originally from based Collier county. Glory to Florida Brother
>>135938809
>Minot here
Oh shit. You want to hook up for some spicy pie and go plinking?
Has anyone bothered to make an Illinois one?
>>135938971
Sure. I'll be at the gun club range Saturday 10am
Post Pennsylvania
>>135939434
>>135939371
Work Saturday. I have Sunday open if you want to go through with this catfishing honeypot.
>>135939520
Thanks
>>135938052
>socal >>>> Norcal
nigger what? Everything south of redding is socal, because everything south of redding is full of niggers, spics, and fags.
t. jefferson master race
>>135939371
oops i mean the pistol and rifle club range.
>>135939790
NorCal includes the Bay area and Sacramento, which drags you guys down to the absolute bottom
>>135939754
Yeah Sunday is good. 10am
>>135939790
Bakersfield master race
>>135939931
>NorCal includes the Bay area and Sacramento,
lol, no it doesnt. the gay area is central at best.
Lmao american state flags are absolute shit.
Only retards and arabs (I'm repeating myself) actually unironically put text on their flags
>>135939434
Wheres the vermont one ? i know it exists
Indiana
>>135934708
>CT cunt tears
Dude most of us forget you're even there
You wish you were relevant
>>135939434
>>135939757
>>135938333
This is the only one I've seen.
requesting massachubutts
>>135939790
>>135940393
Best state in the union brother.
>fuck illinois
They're the worst drivers on the road.
>>135940731
nothing I enjoy more than hiking/offroading in the black rock desert. The emptiness of Nevada is extremely relaxing for me.
where's the socal one?
>>135940797
this is why I unironically support calexit.
jefferson would be able to break off from the south with federal backing and there's nothing those faggots could do about it.
>>135939790
>Everything South of Redding is SoCal
W R O N G
R
O
N
G
>>135936544
Dammit.
>>135941470
literally no one up here agrees with you :^)
>>135921569
>tfw you go to BYU
Any /pol/acks in Orem or Provo want to hang sometime?
>>135941752
Wishful thinking doesn't make you right :^)
>>135941752
>:^)
>>135940909
Same. I can just go in any direction and find myself completely alone.
Arkansas baby!
>CT such a garbage state that no one has made a CT version
God I hate the fact that I still live here
>>135927857
I-is Wisconsin the GOAT state?
>t. WHITE Californian looking to escape
>>135932133
its only to piss off all the callifags.
>>135931942
fuck ohio
Also anyone have Michigan?
>>135942612
>Midwest
>GOAT
>>135942561
>>135942561
I feel for you bro
Eastern CT fag here
>>135925030
Montana State Constitution:
Article 1
Fuck off
Article 2
No Californians allowed
Article 3
If you don't like steak, fuck off.
Article 4
If you're a hippie, drive on through to Minnesota
>>135934708
I do love the Curry & Kebab on Thayer.
t. Masshole-turned-Jew Yorker
>>135927664
this one is better
>>135922832
Is Lewiston still a shithole?
Someone post IL please
>>135934708
Never forget you guys elected this faggot.
>>135942937
>>135925030
added something
I've never seen one of these for Delaware. Does anyone even live there?
>>135921569
This meme needs to be expanded to sub-states and districts in Europe.
Someone do Bavaria:
>muh Augustinerbräu
>muh Brotzeit
>König Horst
>muh BMW
>muh Neuschwanstein
>fuck Austria
>but fuck Prussia more
>muh Lederhosen
>Gott mit dir!
>>135931595
Fuck yeah
>>135937268
So many fucking niggers man I hate it here
Does anyone have a Massachusetts one of these or at least the template to make one?
>>135931873
well, guess i'm drinking again tonight
>>135943696
I would love to see some European areas.
Anybody got Alaska or Colorado?
Requesting alaska
>>135943696
get on it then Ahmed.
>>135932960
God bless this country.
>>135942979
no more hippies damnit, keep driving until you hit illinois
>>135943696
>tfw no one from /pol/ lives in West Virginia
Maryland sadly
>>135924841
>>135924621
Wyoming resident 1 of 5 checking in. Muh bison and muh constitutional carry
>>135931942
As a Kentuckian, you're our own little Canada.
>>135936934
Gotta have Mammoth Caves, maybe Abraham Lincoln/Jefferson Davis, Daniel Boone, and KFC for sure.
>>135931595
yee
>>135938582
great potatoes.
>>135943036
yes.
Shieeeeet
>>135940909
>The emptiness of Nevada is extremely relaxing for me.
that drive from vegas to mesquite
>>135945431
>t. mountain momma
>>135927857
>>135922679
You're both shit.
>>135937268
>>135933550
FUCK YEAAAAA
>>135940797
I'd probably move to Yreska if Jefferson ever got off the ground.
Anyone got a template? The Minnesota one I've seen is terrible
>>135938938
yep UF. fuck college tho.
>>135944252
Colorado pls
>>135945500
wrong, you would be 2 of 5
>>135936693
I just forget to save it since Dixie generals are uncommon lately.
>>135933550
thanks for this
>>135931942
touched it up
Went ahead and made some changes to the one that was in this thread already. Probably will change some other stuff eventually.
>>135922832
Missing muh opioids
>>135922679
Even usingers got a mention! Atta boy
>>135921569
Anyone got Connecticut or Georgia?
>>135946274
>fuckin DNR
Accurate
>>135938106
oh angie...
>>135948420
honestly, i have no idea what goes on there. kinda curious, but theres no way i could get a job there
any illinois or are we too cucked?
>>135933550
Geaux Tigers
>>135947965
>Ohio
>Reds
Get out of here Cincy shill
>>135945497
lived there for three years. never again
>>135947965
Need to add skyline chili too!
>>135932669
>Wearing a degenerate IU shirt and not a Purdue master race shirt
Disappoint
>>135921569
FUCK DOWNSTATE
>>135939520
Can confirm.
>>135934177
>>135933268
>NDSU
>good
UND or bust
>>135942377
>Our-Kanasas
Does it grind your gears?
also, clark county, nevada has a publicly-operated shooting complex. fees are $9 for all day, and they actually limit .22lr sales so you can always purchase two boxes for retail price. our county actually spends tax money on it.
archery, shotgun, rifle, pistol, and trails.
>>135935060
Burger who loves Stan. Canada, thank you for your heros.
>>135949184
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
>>135948868
LSU LSU
>>135949660
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>135948979
running out of space
also
>>135948893
im a cleveland fan, but pete rose is a fookin legend
>>135942561
found this one
>>135949449
Upstate are good people. Sick of having the dumbasses in the city micromanaging our lives. It's why there is such a 'split the state' attitude upstate.
Also Dixiebro, my tire guy is named Cletus. Dixiebros tend to be surprised that there are NYers named Cletus.
>>135949932
You already know more people named Cletus than I do and I've lived in rural Tennessee all of my life. Although usually people use Biblical names around here while the older generation had more interesting names.
>>135922832
>Maine
>Manie
>Amnie
>Anmie
>Anime
>>135931942
I live in Ohio and this isn't good, it only works for Ohio near Cincinnati and Indiana
>>135943957
Same for same reason
>>135950270
>kurt cobain
Requesting Massachusetts constitution
>>135950100
I used to work with a Tennessean, great guy. He used to give me endless shit because I pronounce creek as "crick."
He reveled in the Dixie using the proper pronunciation and the Yankee talking like the redneck. But I am from cow country.
>>135921569
>muh mormons
>fuck protestants
Pick one
OC HERE
>>135942690
Really surprised no one's posted it yet. Any more Michiganders?
>>135921569
This is mine.
>>135950410
Already posted one
>>135947412
I want imigrate to America soon because my girlfriend doesn't want to move here.
What state is
>Comfy
>Redpilled
>Muh guns
>Nice woods and mountains
>Maybe a lake
>>135942377
Based, nwafag reporting in
>>135951136
Wyoming, Colorado, Tennessee, Alaska, Montana
>>135951452
Fuck off we're full
anyone got one for bama?
>>135950729
Accurate
>t. 18 years in MN
>>135950784
I already hated you, but could you possibly ruin pizza anymore? Jesus.
>>135921569
i'm working on one for MS.
>>135951136
Come to eastern Idaho.
>>135931464
>most humble
>hurr USC was founded before California was a state
>>135945431
I live in WV
>>135938533
Im a wpb anon too
>>135951967
Any IDbros here?
>>135952002
meant for
>>135951894
>>135938106
Palm beach best beach
>>135921774
Nigger, oh better add Greg "Wheels" Abbot and a switch blade as well as steak, and some stars and shit. Oh must be from Austin to suck this bad at representing the greatest state(or country as some see it) in the fucking union. Also, oil.
>>135921774
God I love Texas
>>135937268
Too real
>>135945497
I'm in Howard county. please help me. plz...
Any Illinois out there?
>>135951136
Most states are comfy just stay away from cities
>>135946302
Fuck dude, I used to stay in my friends apartment which might literally be on that annapolis road on the top left. If not it's definitely within walking distance.
>>135936934
A few suggestions:
Muh horses
Muh bluegrass
Muh coal
Muh tobacco
Muh bourbon
Muh gold
Muh cave
Muh black people
Fuck black people
Muh Cayuts
Muh history
Muh foothills
>>135951894
East Idaho, best Idaho
>>135950270
Go Sounders
>>135945497
Every time I drive threw Maryland I feel black people, poverty and despair. I not even sure how that is possible. I go down to Virginia from time to time and drive right on by. I was asleep while my brother was driving once, and when I awoke -
after being passed out for a good hour not knowing were I was or how long I was asleep - I said shit were in Maryland - and sure enough it was. Good God what a hell hole you have there.
>>135940016
bakersfield is so mixed and shit though
>>135921774
/thread
>>135952002
>>135951894
ID is the best state i've been to.
>>135942730
Lel, you requested California and bashed NorCal so I can only assume you're in Socal
Enjoy your "white" hispanics and <30% white hellhole (which includes jews and shit lel)
Would gladly be in the midwest to be in an actual WHITE place not a <30% "white" place
>>135953776
I am from Idaho Falls
and I can confirm the american dream is still alive here
>>135936544
>CNN
>>135952782
Could be worse
Howard is probably the nicest county there is
>>135921569
Kansas pls
>>135930534
reporting
>>135924621
Wyoming resident 2/5 here, Worland represent.
Muh Yellowstone
Muh Tetons
Muh guns
Anyone got Kansas?
>>135945991
Fixed
>>135939520
EVERYONE HAS GUNS. CAN CONFIRM.
>>135939520
My wife is from Pennsylvania. She agrees on potholes, Yuengling, tastycakes, and dippy eggs.
>>135922832
FUCK SOMALIA
>>135921774
fpbp
>>135955508
I thought this might be India but then I remembered they wipe with their hand
>>135925030
>cheap gas
oh im laffin
>>135952782
At least you don't live in PG
>>135931595
Damn straight. Low key the best BBQ in the country.
>>135939520
>Sheetz better than Wawa
>Wawa better than Sheetz
I can't breathe. This is so true.
>>135939520
Also fuck Ohio
>>135921774
yep
>>135921569
I'd post my MA constitution but I don't have gay porn.
>>135947412
>no full autos
Semi autos are banned now too, with some exceptions. AR-15 is banned.
>no mags above 15 rounds
It's above 10 rounds
Please nuke us.
>>135957847
ma fag also, feels bad
>>135921774
>being brownified hard by pablos
>barely majority white, soon to be minority white
>soon to turn blue
>thousands of pinko commie leftists from California moving there and keep voting left
>state that received and settled the highest number of refugees in the United States.
>literally California 2.0
>>135943957
This.
They're the worst type of niggers too. Atleast the ones in the south know they're niggers, but the ones here act like uppity indignant assholes.
>>135921569
fuck philly
>>135958116
At least you're not near Worcester. Nothing but crime, gays, and seltzer.
The seltzer's alright.
>>135931595
Can someone make one that doesn't look like shit?
>block u drum and feather
>byu y
kys provo fag
>>135954234
>>135933550
>>135932133
And the safest fuck off cali fag
Any for new york?
>>135931464
>muh cockroaches
>>135959037
>North Louisiana
Heeey, fuck you.
Made this a while ago on.
Anyone have oklahoma??
>>135921569
>>135960092
Needs corvette and Father Johnathon but otherwise good
>>135931464
>most humble
Does anyone have virginia?
>>135921569
Delaware,
>muh tax free shoppin
>muh rehobothbeachfags
>muh slower lowur
>muh first state
>muh crabz
>muh zwanandeel
>muh towers built by kikes
>muh dewe beach sorostitues
>>135959942
fuck off fag.LA>ARKANSAS
>>135961716
yup, just made this one.
Mfw there’s a Starbucks in my workplace
>135949764
GE should be made into a transparent ghost, Or make it holding a suitcase with "I <3 MA" on it.
>>135942561
I literally moved to the other side of the planet.
>>135939520
desu grew up around everyone having guns just lying around their houses
>never a south dakota or puerto rico
they must be so poor and uninteresting...
>>135936099
Fuck Flagstaff too.
where the goddamn is iowa
>>135921569
more demographics
>>135946274
>fuck DNR
Lmao holy shit I forgot about this.
I grew up in Wisconsin and forgot how much everybody bitches about the DNR.
I hate living in wisconsin so much
>>135938938
seminole here, ready for us to kick 'bama's ass this month
>>135940116
What the fuck are you talking about no it's not. So cal stops along the northern border of San Bernardino county
Not a desert =/= not SoCal
>>135954234
Tech fag here, fuck uga
Can someone do my state Nebraska
>>135936544
I moved to GA from IN... Fuck this place...
>>135935989
Elvis was born in Mississippi.
VERMONT ANONS REPORT IN
...all seven of us
>>135964492
What would it include?
>Muh no civilization west of Lincoln
>Muh Beets
>Muh Huskers
Great capitol building tho
>>135932669
You make other Hoosiers disappointed to call themselves Hoosers.
>Purdue
>Notre Dame
>Ball State
>Indy Car
>Lincoln's Boyhood Home
>Mad Anthony Wayne
>>135939933
To be perfectly honest. I'm not all that comfortable with meeting other anons. I was saying let's eat a meal as a cheeky ironic faggot. Maybe someday but even the mention of 4chan at my current occupation could mean dismissal. Big corporations love to fire people because of hurt feelings. Another time.
>>135921569
>no "muh fry sauce"
you fucked up senpai
>>135952880
I got you anon
>>135969783
One more
>>135936544
don't worry, Charlotte will be the capitol of the south in less than a generation from now
>no South Dakota as usual
>>135938106
Trump has a very heavy presence in Palm Beach. Mar-a-Lago, Golf Course, etc.
Does his 360D backgammon game go as far back as 2000? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election_in_Florida,_2000
>>135934708
>spoiled college girls
Tru
>>135969879
>>135969783
Cheers mate
>>135970630
dude i miss living in WPB and working at The Breakers. Half my buddies worked at Trump's place in catering. Good place.
>>135958130
You're in no position to talk shit. Especially about demographics, forget where you posting from boi ?
And Banzer help me if you're a colla.
>>135965773
Yeah and
>muh guns
>fuck you east and west coast
>fuck you Colorado
>muh dirt roads in Omaha Nebraska
>>135948141
>you all
>you'ns
y'all nigga YALL
>louisville
loo-uh-ville
west ky best ky