What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTyQgwVvYyc&ab_channel=CollegeHumor

>>135909599
They've become too feminised for any to exist any more

>>135909599
I'm making so much money reading another persons script

~Every actor

>>135909599
he meant for you to look at the catalog for the same fucking thread you stupid worthless faggot
saged

>>135909634
Don't give them views
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=YTyQgwVvYyc&ab_channel=CollegeHumor

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>>135909634
>>135910114
>Chads d-don't even exist

>>135909599
He meant he's not Alpha. Isn't it obvious from the purposeful denialism?

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>a beta cuck tries to say alphas dont exist

An example from recent memory; I was walking through the mall with my gf, and as we were heading to the food court this 6'6 shredded motherfucker wearing a tanktop, tanned, nice hair, mid 20's walks past us with his girlfriend (who was seriously out of his league) walks past us and even I was like "God damn, i'd let that dude fuck me" to my gf.

Obviously I made the comment in jest, but alphas do exist in multiple forms. It can be physical or mental superiority that is wielded non-nonchalantly. imo. Someone that isn't trying but rather just is alpha, like a state of being.

Beta cucks are too egotistical though to even comprehend it because they're so fucking beta they can't process the idea of another man being superior to them.

The only thing Adam ruins is healthy skepticism.

That humans are complex social creatures that can't be rigorously defined by such black and white terms and the entire concept of alpha and beta is based off of wolves, who in fact only show that behaviour in captivity and its not normal or natural for them? Idk OP you tell me.

>>135909599
He is just mad because his dad was a tranny and a cuckold

>>135910114
It doesn't count as a view if you watch less than 30 seconds.
I assume most of us just open link, downvote and leave.

>>135910755
Dude you are mentally retarded

>>135909599
He's kind of right.

Go try to be alpha and see how fast someone reports you to the police over hurt feefees. If that someone is a female, you are going to be arrested even if you didn't commit a crime.

You can't out-alpha the state.

>>135909599
He's partially right. There's still plenty of individual "alpha" men in society but they've been completely supplanted by the state. Women now view the state as the ultimate alpha and are married to it now. Individual men are now just used as sex or free stuff.

>Dogs don't have alpha males, therefore alphas don't exist in any society
>be a good little cuck and let the feminist degenerates dominate your lil toosh
My God, this degenerate propaganda needs to fucking stop!

>>135911404
>kekistani flag

are you?

WHY ARE THERE 10 THREADS ABOUT THIS?
MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>135909599
>beta male says beta males don't exist because of incorrect wolf research and bonobos have a matriarchal society

Try explaining that to your oneitis after I fuck her mercilessly for months behind your back

>>135909599
>alphas are parents
uh-oh, how are they gonna squeeze trannies in here?

>>135911075
But that's the point I don't understand, we may never know if there truly are or aren't any alpha/beta structures in humans because we aren't in our natural environment either, just like the wolfs the current way of living for most of us is unnatural.

Being alpha is having much money.

>>135911412
>You can't out-alpha the state.
Holy fucking Christ is this ever wrong.

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>>135909599
>overweight fat male saying anything

All you stupid faggots who subscribe to anything like this fail to realize its the exact same thing you are trying to get away from. Fucking shameful idiots.

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>>135912730
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings#Perpetrator

>>135910755
>Beta cucks are too egotistical

It's more omega tier imo, to have a baseless sense of ego or superiority. Most men are betas.

>>135910755
this is irony right

>>135910755

That's not an alpha. A true alpha is the White Man like Bill Gates, Donald Trump, or Mitt Romney.

Bill Gates can pay an army to fuck up that 6'6" dude and humiliate him through his accrued wealth and intellect.

He can hire him and then fire him to establish dominance.

This is why manlet alphas are dangerous and violent. They have to humiliate other dudes to establish dominance.

Being an alpha is a mind game for fucks sake.

Somehow, Adam seems to be the last person I'd expect ro know anything about being 'alpha' since he looks like a cookiecutter numale beta.

>>135909599
>CollegeHumor
Listening to Jews...

>>135912730

It's like being Mark Cuban and collecting giant niggers like Pokemon and trading them.

That's how your prove you're alpha. You literally "own" big motherfuckers.

Mark Cuban and Robert Kraft probably get their dicks hard when they sell a white QB or a huge nigger like a slave.

That's what being an alpha is all about... having power over other people. These billionaires have power to fuck with the lives of rich people who can throw balls through holes or long distances.

>>135910755

/pol/ is satire

"ZERO" sense he says. ZERO sense. he can't even deny the female preference, he uses a game of D&D to prove that 'alpha males arent alpha in every situation'. kfine, tru, yah, but when it comes to PROCURING A MATE? the alpha male hierarchy will always hold up. 'tsjust the way it is. ~that 1986 classic starts playing~ i'm surprised he stopped short of telling the girl her preferences were due to 'societal norms', probably because any woman watching wouldn't be able to help scoffing at the asinine insinuation.

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>>135909599
beta males want the woman to take charge of him lolz

>>135911412
That says more about the sad state of society than anything.

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Beta cuck fag is the new alpha, because canines,this fat ugly retarded shit begs to be bitched slapped by a real man

>>135911075
>humans are complex social creatures
Nah, we're like any other predatory social mammal, get over yourself, faggot.

>>135912693
>we aren't in our natural environment
It's natural for sapients to build civilization, the process of our evolution and our development of societies and technology followed a completely natural course (unless you believe aliens were involved).

>alpha males don't exist

Alpha male is just a term for the sort of person who rises to the top of natural hierarchies. Any retard who's ever interacted with other human beings knows that we tend to naturally form hierarchies, whether as a group of friends on the individual level, all the way up to how our governments work.

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>>135909599
he's a fucking kike and has been for a while

>>135909799
Pretty much this.

>>135915366
Jesus, that is so fucking disingenuous. Yes, it's conceivable that you MIGHT be able to have children after 35. But they become exponentially more likely to have birth defects, and fertility goes down in the mid thirties and 35 is the AVERAGE point where women stop being able to have kids. For some women, it's younger. For others, it's older. But that's the general rule of thumb.

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>>135909599
He's wrong. He's pretending like he's never seen a charismatic leader who gets tons of tail. They exist, and he knows it.

He also just came out with a video debunking personality types. I suspect he's on a "people are all born blank slates" politically correct crusade right now.

>>135909599
Jews can't be alpha so they try to brainwash dumb white betas into being more beta by brainwashing

>>135909599
>hey look at me i'm a shalom sandnigger that makes faces
funny right???
righth?

>>135915060
What I mean is that our mamal bodies and brains aren't exactly configured to work office jobs, slave away for money and etc.. That is why (imo) the amount of mental disorders is on the rise.
>It's natural for sapients to build civilization
It used to be, but at this point we're bending nature to our will (to somepoint), so it is quite unnatural. Many people live unnatural lives, eat unnatural things and so on...

>women want the attentive sensitive guy
gets the grey matter electrified to be honest

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>>135911929
>mfw I consider the sorts of things my ego suggests to me that I should do in the event of being cucked
I understand more clearly now how someone could be the kind of person who derives satisfaction from harming others.

>>135916358
I thought this meme was dead

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>>135909599
Rugby players are alpha as fuck.

The rugby team I know went out drinking and one of the players got beyond wasted.

One of the other drunk players (a friend) punches him in the face.

The drunk friend blacks out and the guy who punched him, picked him up and put him to sleep in the back of the car before returning to the bar.

The guard for the bar said it was the manliest thing he'd ever seen.

The drunk guy doesn't remember getting punched.

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>>135911412

AHHHAHA. Look at this Anon. Look at him and laugh.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/news/from-criminal-to-catwalk-convict-jeremy-meeks-wins-modelling-contract-for-a-fashion-career-after-10084874.html

>>135917051

https://archive.is/A3Vvc

>>135916003
This

>>135909599
It's a complete straw man, but the left need an excuse for their cuckolding.

Alpha males are a thing, and first off, this guy is such a beta he wasn't even able to pull an alpha male character, he basically just played a beta that pretends he's alpha. If he were to approach a woman, she'd instantly smell the beta in him, and he'd have no chance.

Secondly though, yeah, alphas are parents, how does that destroy the wolf guy's theory? Alpha male is set to procreate, beta will not procreate. Beta can only procreate in utilitarian, highly-materialistic society, as long as he's able to accumulate enough wealth, which brings women to him, however even then he'll never be sure, the children are actually his. Females are married to his money, but bound to alpha's dick.

>>135909634
bonoboos are our closest relatives? ya no. Now that is some feminist propaganda right there.

>>135916780
It'll be dead when I say it is

>>135909599
reminder college humor is owned and gets funded by a literal shlomo shlekstein type jew.

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POL BTFO

>>135909599
>Alpha's don't exist, here, let me act like what I think an Alpha would act like
Chad Thundercock would give him a swirly, fuck the girl, make the women walk around him and leave the D&D game.

D I S G U S T I N G

this is how the betas must look at us. they must think i'm trying to be alpha.
in reality it's just that i'm better than them, i don't try to be alpha, i just am.
this is some of the most cucked shit i've seen yet

>>135909599
CollegeHumour is agenda-driven.

The problem with the alpha beta thing is that you could take 10 different guys, and each one would have a different version of what they think an "alpha male" is. We can't seem to agree on it. But you're kidding yourself if you think there aren't guys out there that naturally attract women, and crush pussy without trying. Above average height, masculine faces, deep voice, wide shoulders. Its completely genetic. Does that make one alpha though? What about leaders like putin, to me he's alpha as fuck just not genetically alpha.

>>135918200
Relying this heavily on strawmanning unironically delegitimizes your position

>wolves don't have an alpha
>people are more related to bonobos than wolves
>bonobos are a matriarchy
it almost seems like these ideas are related. that's the beauty of this show, the illusion that you're putting things together.
bonobos and wolves are a unimportant, because humans, as of now are a patriarchy, and fits into the ideology of alpha males. just because wolves don't have an alpha male, the idea is still valid.

>>135918200
>nationalists belong in gulags
Found the beta.

>>135909599
>Catty gay tone
>ACKCHUALLY ALPHAS DONT EXIST, SWEETIE
I'd be okay if Mike Rowe told me alphas don't exist or someone who's clearly got the build and attitude of someone who has used a socket wrench before. But catty gay dudes aren't convincing me on anything

>>135911412
nice shill post bro XD

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No seriously, this is one of the most funny videos I've seen in the week
The logic the toothbrush applies is so fucking erratic, it cannot comprehend that the man can take many postures and not just a stereotypical one
It's fixated view of masculinity is so ridiculous it shows the insecurity from him by miles
Funny guy

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4chan is alpha :^)

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>>135910755
>I'd let that man fuck me
>I-I-I'm albha as buck to ebin :D

american education

>>135909599
Adam Ruins the Holocaust
Adam Ruins Islam
Adam Ruins Feminism
Adam Ruins Nihilism
Adam Ruins Globalism
Adam Ruins Welfare
Adam Ruins IQ
Adam Ruins Zionism
Adam Ruins Communism
Adam Ruins that boipucci

>>135913577
No, you're wrong.

Alpha is all about how many women you can get laid with.

Bill Gates is rich but women still consider him a disgusting nerd.

>>135918200
You know we have mirrors, right?

Literally just a variation of "toxic masculinity"
Who would've guessed a progressives are fucking braindead retards

we're reaching testosterone levels that shouldnt even be possible

>>135909599
When liberals living in their California bubble wake up?

>>135912730
Which is of course explains why wives of rich men fuck the pool boys.

Stay mad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E&app=desktop

>>135909599
He took the term Alpha male and then changed its actual meaning to something entirely different and argued against that
Strawmanning

He acted as though people believe an 'Alpha Male' is a biological category
He also incorrectly insinuated that specific actions or phrases could create an alpha or that someone can emulate an alpha personality and have it be the same

Alpha men do exist, because the term just refers to a specific personality type. Specific personality types exist. Some are better.

>>135919451
>cliche from the 80s
Is this a joke? -78604527458/10

>>135913114
Do it then you fucking neckbeard

>>135919585
Shhhhhhhhhh let them keep beating the scarecrow it's making them fee BIG

>>135909599
>*jewish tricks intensifies*

Alpha males aren't real goyim, hypergamy isn't real goyim, you just need to work harder goyim.

>>135909599
>beta kike says alpha males aren't real

Noggin: joggin'

sage

>>135909599
>Chad appears
What now?

>>135918846
>the strong prey on the weak
>on 4chan
The only possible way you're gonna get "preyed" on, on 4chan, is if your mental stability is made out of fucking glass, and shatters the moment someone calls you faggot or throws a good counter-argument at you.

>>135919622
Kind of. But it's all true. Money might get one laid but its not what makes one "alpha".

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>>135918417
I have always attracted women fairly easily. I just think attraction is sort of like instinct in certain people. I have three of the things you mentioned though, and have a tendency to get what I want. Rather it be a better job, a girl, or the leader in a situation. I think alpha is a state of mind and genetics never hurt anything. I sort of think the immune system has a lot to do with it, if I'm being completely honest.

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>>135909599

Notice how he strawmans the fuck out of the "alpha male" and portrays him as a moronic brute. This was created by a person that was so indoctrinated by feminism to interpret any form of male power and dominance as negative and ridiculous.

An actual alpha male doesn't display any of the behaviors shown in the clip. They're trying to portray a highly insecure male as an alpha.

>>135909599
the betas are new alphas
truly the end times are close

>>135920315
So this is why this toothbrusuh wrote this garbage ass video. Ty for getting inside your retard cage that easily

>>135918417
This is true. Putin has many talents though and emits power. Something about Putin is very alpha. He was very good looking when he was young though (still looks pretty good for his age) and he is strong.

>>135920697

Exactly. His "alpha" was a horrible person you all know who tries to act like that but alienates himself. Real alphas don't need to try or act.

>>135920053
[rationalization intensifies]

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I can't believe this faggot got a tv show.

>>135909599
was waiting for him to say that alpha wolf meme I've been hearing lately

>>135909599
Go MGTOW.

>>135921591
He's been selected as (((their))) guy to push betaism on boys as good and cool

>>135909599
>woman describes "alpha" as a confident, assertive leader
>alpha is portrayed as insecure, approval seeking, aggressive and stupid

SEE KIDS, DON'T BE ALPHA, LOOK HOW DUMB THEY ARE.

>>135918333
This. I've always just naturally risen to the top without actually really trying to. I'm not a dick about it. I'm actually a pretty nice guy 90% of the time. I just have a good time, I'm not afraid to stand up for myself or others, I have discipline and I get shit done. I've never really cared what people thought of me or if they approved of me. I just live my life and people end up following me.

If you have to TRY to be alpha, you're not alpha.

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>>135909599
>>135909634
The Alpha wolf parents because he fought for the right to use the most of the pack's food resources. Lower tier wolves often have starving children due to being later on the food line. Pernting is not a sign of un-alphalfaness.

In a welfare society chads run around and fuck as many women as possible to get to the pack's resources.

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>>135909599
>>135909634
I'm not going to watch the video but I agree with the title. Alpha males don't exist, only attractive males. We assign traits based on looks, so an action performed by a 10/10 male is considered "alpha" whereas the very same action performed by a 2/10 male is considered "creepy".

>>135913577
This is pretty beta. Buying stuff just to show youre better than everybody else, thats pretty nigger tier.

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>>135927082
...also the beta meme on here is used incorrectly. The beta wolf is the one kiss ass wolf to the alpha. No one usually challenges the beta, they skip right past and fight the alpha. The beta is basically Smithers. What you call beta doesn't even exist in a wolf pack. It's more akin to a lone coyote.

>>135913195
He'd probably still wreck you in a fist fight

>>135909599
>(((College Humor)))

>>135909634
>What is the Male Dominance Hierarchy for $2000

Classic leftist tactics used ahead, grab a bunch of statistics and facts and spin them to trick people into thinking they're related to the discussion.


All they did was """prove""" alpha animals aren't as alpha as we think, literally nothing about humans. Silly fat lesbian Amy Schumer.

>>135919054
>Ruins that boipucci
>that boipucci
>boipucci

you're projecting too hard. just got ask a trap to let you slip them your little willy. you'll probably feel better and, if you don't, you'll probably kill yourself in shame. win win.

>>135918874

Why are Americans such cucks?

>>135909599
My dad is a cunt but is the definition of a mans man and is 50 yet has all the old milfs trying to sleep with him. Alpha's really do exist in human society. A strong aggressive male = more protection to your offspring. and even if you dont want kids. your body does and that's how it reacts.

>>135909599
While faggot ass Adam was making his videos, an alpha male was cumming on his girls face. True story.

This alpha beta shit has always been a post-modernisits wet dream. It is a ridiculous and simplified view of the most complex known thing in the galaxy, which is us.

>>135925904
>this

she days alphas get what they want, not take.

Also, how can betas be better? Better than what? You just said alphas dont exist.

>>135921591
The black part around his hair looks like the BLACKED hand.

>>135911929
I just made it my life's goal to cuck this faggot and send him pictures of his girlfriend gagging on my ballsack, on their wedding day. I'll sneak it into the slide show. She will be 3 months pregnant at that point.

>>135909599
He meant that the alpha male is subjective, a myth, just like having a big dick makes you a better lover. we're looking at it wrong.

>>135936817
it's not a myth though, the confusion might just be how we define it or look at it, as if this "alpha" is going to "lead us all" the same way the alpha does in a wolf pack. For humans we don't need small-group leaders, we're free to do as we please, we can be independent, we can move between groups/environments, so we don't need an alpha tell us where to go or how to behave (although it might actually help some people), but alphas do exist in that some men are better than others but more in a "complete package" sort of way. If you're big and strong but really stupid, you're lacking, if you're extremely smart, but frail, awkward, and pathetic, you're lacking. You want to have it all, intelligence, looks, physical strength, communication skills, charisma, the kind of guy, as the saying goes, "that woman want and men want to be."

If you've never been "the full package" you don't know what it's like. You might have a nerdy girlfriend who you watch GoT with every week and give each other handjobs, you might have a fulltime job in the tech industry, maybe you make good money, and you have a few good friends who you go out for craft beers with and occasionally play some D&D or video games or go to the movies with, you visit your parents occasionally and are on good terms with your siblings. Everything in your life "seems good enough" and you're reasonably happy. But in reality you're experiencing maybe 1/10th of the intensity that a true alpha experiences, your life pales in comparison and you lack the experience to realize it, it's as if you're living under a veil.

Also a big dick might not make you a better lover but it generally makes you a hell of a lot more confident. When you have a 6" dick deep down you know it's not impressive so any dick-related confidence is faux at best. When you have a 9"+ dick you know you're well equipped and can outright brag about it to women.

Some men have sex with hundreds of women and some men have sex with none. Some men have dozens of children with different women, some men have none. There's no point to lying about this.

REMINDER:

If you're under 6'2" you can never be an Alpha Male

>>135939118
This right here. I'm still working on making myself more well rounded. I've got everything but the body so far, but that will be finished in the next year or two.

>>135909599
What is it with reddit nerds giving ONE arbitrary example saying "AKSHUALLY" and then making a sweeping lisa simpson smarty pants statement when if you actually examine their argument without the syntax and pompousness it's hollow as fuck?

They do this shit about race aswell, they rote repeat stuff they read in a Jared Diamond book as if they can just regurgitate the snopes green tick official opinion without any critical thought. It's like what stupid people think a smart person does, just memorizing factoids which can be of dubious origin. There's no fucking way a book written by a jew on why whites aren't good just lucky is going to be objective, it's racial warfare. And you can guarantee if something is positing itself as objective facts about masculinity on the telavivision it's just going to be some sort of jewish maneuver.

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>>135909599

This guy is such an insufferable faggot. I know someone who cam-oped (and still does) on his tv show and has told me stories like you can't believe. Once, they waited 2 hours for him to come out of his trailer, (that's 2 hours past call time) because he was jerking off and yelling obscenities, then stumbled out a drunken mess.

Other times he's talked off handedly with crew members about open relationships and cuckholding and how his wife loves it. The dude is as horrible as he looks

>>135940907
it's an American thing. Our education is actually terrible. Like unbelievably bad. These people don't know any better.

>>135909599
beta uprising for normies

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>>135909599

I wonder what (((agenda))) this video pushes?

>>135939118
fuck you, leaf.

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>>135918200

the problem with the very simple-minded view of an alpha male is that it is only a manifestation of a deeper truth.

A dominant male in one arena is at the top of that dominance hierarchy.

A true Alpha male ends up on the top of → many ← dominance hierarchies, and learns the commonalities between all pyramids. He traverses up all of these pyramids, and ends up outside of the rough-and-tumble of most men.

Pic related

>>135909599
Producers on this show are jews

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Ruins_Everything

>>135909599
He is a cuck

>>135909599
Weird because im an alpha male and i will fight any nigger faggot that steps to me. Having kids makes you extremely violent

>>135909599
I hate this smarmy cunt. Fucking College Humour.

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Why are you niggers playing by the "rules" laid upon you? There is no such thing as a true Alpha, or Beta. Humans are way too flexible to be so black and white. What's stopping anyone from shooting and killing the so called "alpha" of a group? No one is bullet proof no one is super man. On the flip side, there are hierachel structures in human society but they ebb and flow with the tick of time.

Don't listen to this bitchy motherfucker in the video too. Don't let yourself be subjugated and think that you're weak. That's what they want you to think.

>yfw

>>135909599
stop shilling that filth on here op
gtfo

You can't ruin alpha males if you yourself are very clearly a gay faced beta male. Maybe if Arnold ruined the concept of alpha males. But you can't look like a rejected hunger games fashion designer character.

>>135909599
>collegehumor
kys faggot

>>135909599
holy shit and i thought i was a faggot

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>>135909599
I would never a villain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffZgq3yvB0

related video

There's one where he tries to justify dieting and exercise won't make you fat. I've only seen his videos when they're posted on 4chan, but it seems like he picks a viewpoint that he agrees with and grabs some "professional" to skew some facts his way. Unfortunately for his young audience He is a clear cuck and anyone that watches his videos will argue his skewed cuck viewpoint.

>>135948235
Tries to justify that dieting and exercise won't make you lose weight*

Damn that paragraph is kind of a wreck.

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>>135909599
czech'd

>falling for this shit
>greatest fucking goy

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>>135911404
>>135911674
fuckin rekt

>>135939589
Conner McGreggor would disagree. Actually he wouldn't have to because that's how much of an alpha that short mofo is.

>>135947507
>when even flaming homosexuals think you are gay.

Dark days indeed.

>>135939118
A little too deterministic, but basically sound.

>>135939589
About as much as a girl with no tits can never be a 10.