Daily reminder burgers haven't discovered the electric kettle

>>135890461

i've got one

fuck yourself nigger :)

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>>135890461
they literally use a microwave to do it aswell how disgusting is that

>>135890461

What would you need one for?

>>135890461
They have a different voltage. Kettles take ages to boil.

>>135890461
You can buy an electric kettle at any store, dumbass.

>>135891590
to heat water very very fast?

>>135891432
yeah you probably use it to boil hot dogs while you microwave water to make coffee

>>135890461
It's energy inefficient relative to gas

Cucked no gas kiwi?

This thread is 10x more golden if you read it with an Australian accent.

>>135890461
Where do you put the kindling? I don't understand.

>>135891652
They only have 1kW ones. Not gonna heat water very fast.

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>>135890461
>be me in college in Wyoming
>be drinking everclear with cowboys and rednecks
>be 930 pm, just took 4th shot of everclear, only me and one other redneck left drinking, most puked after the 2nd shot, the rest puked after the 3rd
>fast forward to 4am because I dont remember anything else from being blackout drunk for the first time in my life
>wakup in my dorm to fire alarm and strobe lights
>dorm is on fire and the place is being evacuated.
>find out at the end of semester that the other redneck I was doing everclear shots with, put an electric kettle on the stove top to heat it up.
electric kettles, not even once.

I use my electric kettle almost every day. Especially during the cold winter. I love it. It's one of my favorite appliances that I own.

>>135892082
you guys are allowed to own guns but electric kettles are a danger

>>135892082
Obviously the fault is with the kettle, not the mong.

inb4 /bant/

>>135892082
>just how I like my coffee, thick and noxious

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>>135890461
>current year + 2
>drinking the herbal jew

>>135891677
you jealous that you can't eat hot dogs, mohammed?

we don't really drink as much tea as other countries so we don't need electric kettles generally. that being said they're convenient if you like tea and make multiple cups at a time. i own one.

>>135891563
and what's wrong with heating up water using a microwave? if you're drinking black tea and the only criteria is that it's boiling water, and you're making an individual portion, microwaving is quick and easy. if you want to make tea for multiple people you can use a stovetop or electric kettle, or if you need more precise temperature control for teas with lower temperature requirements (green tea and oolongs for instance) then an electric kettle is great.

>>135892005
this doesn't help. our appliance sockets are half the voltage so at the same amperage it takes twice as long for our electric kettles to heat up. stovetop is generally faster and if you have natural gas its also cheaper.

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>>135892180
the dorm we were drinking in was full of shotguns, rifles and pistols, yet the only problem we had was when someone tried to make a cup of tea.

>>135892348
nah I eat hot dogs, if I lived in seppoland and was muslim or a jew I still could since you guys have all beef ones

But I use one.

>>135892435
I just find it weird that the guy had access to firearms but managed to fuck up boiling water

>>135891432
You probably a spic

>>135891613
>They have a different voltage. Kettles take ages to boil.
We use the same voltage as the yanks and it only takes under 5 minutes for mine to boil 1.5 litres of cold water.

>>135890461
I have one too and i make stronger better tasting tea as well.

>>135891563
>Heating up water more efficiently is gross
Go to bed Seamus, youre more drunk than usual

>>135890461
When it comes to cooking steaks and burgers, I start by shooting something like an elk and aging it properly. On the day of cooking, I also split a bunch of wood, start a fire, and cook them over that. I get higher quality food than you youropoors and emu slaves, and you faggots feel superior over how we boil fucking water? It's a matter of knowing when something makes a difference or not.

>>135892570
Exactly. That would be less than 2 minutes here. Better off using the stove.

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>>135890461
Americans have electric kettlemachines, we just have the brains to combine heating up water and making coffee at the same time. Eurokeks and strayacunts still haven't figured out how to do that yet with tea.

>>135893162
we have that shit here porky, maybe I want boiling water for some other reason like dipping my balls in it while I wank because it gets me off

I use an electric kettle for making green and black tea. And yes I put milk it my black. It's how my mother takes it.

>>135892542
a shotgun is a shotgun is a shotgun. It has an unmistakable purpose.
Then you have an electric kettle with a bottom made out of plastic and the rest metal, so it looks exactly like a kettle that belongs on a stove. Do you think you're going to get out of it clean when you try to make tea with a belly full of 190 proof grain alcohol?

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>>135893434
>a shotgun is a shotgun is a shotgun
never underestimate the power of american ingenuity

http://www.guns.com/2011/05/12/gun-flashlights-crazy-like-foxes/
>The first of their hold-out guns is a .410 shotgun/flashlight, the Companion, which where a fourth C battery would normally go is an all-steel fire control group, chamber, and extremely short barrel. Pull the pin, rack the button, and pray you hit what you’re aiming at.

but yeah, I get your point how someone drunk in college could confuse an electric kettle with a regular kettle.

>>135893434
Fair enough, but who the hell, when drunk, says no to another drink and makes tea instead?

>>135893434
an electric kettle is an electric kettle. It also have an unmistakable purpose, to boil water with electric power. If would be like if I buy D batteries in a shotgun and wondered why I got shot by the nigger who broke into my house while I tried to shot at him

>>135893327
>we have that shit here porky
nigger, we get instant hot water from the sink.
>instant-hot-water-systems
get out poorfag

>claim burgers don't get your kettle
>said kettle lists its temps in Fahrenheit

>>135893988
hot is not boiling unless you yanks have boiling water taps

>>135890461
They sell them at Wal-Mart. I have one as well. Wtf are these people on about?

>>135891563
Microwave is faster, cheaper and greener.

I thought you Europoors were supposed to care about the environment?

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>>135894072
those are a thing, most of them can dispense near boiling water. this model for instance can dispense water at anywhere from 160-210F (71.1C-98.9C) based on user preference.

>>135894072
>you yanks have boiling water taps
yes
>http://www.homedepot.com/b/Kitchen-Kitchen-Faucets-Instant-Hot-Cold-Water-Dispensers/N-5yc1vZbu2t

>>135892005
You mean to tell me they make better ones?

DO WANT!

>>135894374
>Instant-Hot-Cold-Water
I know this is a link but this is funny

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>>135890461
Why the fuck do we need one of those? We have keurigs.

>>135893879
we're talking about a guy who sat down in a room with a group of some of the toughest people from the frontier and drank them all under the table.
That person will leave you with some unanswered questions
>>135893981
>If would be like if I buy D batteries in a shotgun and wondered why I got shot
wrong. Because he didn't buy the kettle. it was left out by some slack lining hippie kid.

>>135894340
>>135894374
well ill be dipped in shit

>>135893327
Listen faggot we got the same electric kettles over here without the loud mouth birtish larp.

>>135894744
you have to admit the dude was fucking stupid to put it on the stove

>>135894295
We can plug in 3kW appliances. A cup of hot water in a kettle takes 20 seconds. A lot quicker than a micowave.

>>135894792
do they play the star spangled banner when the water boils?

>>135890461
we have and it makes the best tasting coffee.

In my office they have boiling hot tap water. Shit's amazing.

>>135894860
>Doesn't know that Americans can have 30 amp circuits.

>>135893981
Stay out of the sun emu-san, your brain is turning to mush.

>>135895136
it's winter here mate that's why I need to warm me bollocks

>>135894875
Close,
Guns n Roses

>>135894701
using a kuerig is pretty dumb for a variety of plastics. subjecting many types of plastic to extreme heat still leeches chemicals even if it isn't bispheonol A. and the k-cups are designed to brew through the kcup, not bare with nothing in there, who knows what the machine plastic has in it.

also, keurigs brew at 192 degrees which is quite a bit short of boiling. it's 20 degrees F short of the recommended brew temp of black teas and far in excess of the brew temps for green teas. once you hit 185F or higher (with recommended brewing temps generally being lower) you will destroy the aroma and retain a shitty bitter flavor.

>>135890461
I don't drink tea enough to own an electric kettle.

>>135895285
what about covfefe?

>>135895281
what song I want one, love me some gunners

>>135894749
they're really convenient. the benefit of the electric kettle is you can just plug it in wherever, even in dorms or rented apartments. but if you are willing to either pay someone or install an instant hot system yourself, it's fucking amazing. with many of them having capacities around 7.5 liters, you can just push the lever and instantly have hot water for a single cup of tea or multiple.

had one in my last house, can't put one in given my current living situation, will probably install one when I buy a condo in the next few years.

>>135895386
We have coffee machines that run on a timer every morning.

>>135895071
Obviously, you have ovens and washing machines. Not for kettles though.

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>>135893162

>Filter coffee

Disgusting.

>>135894835
ill give you that. yes

>>135895457
yeah we have them here but it's mostly only at work places since people would sook if they had to wait for the kettle to boil on smoko

>>135895071
thats a pretty standart thing for a not third world country
do you still have to pay extra for that second and third phase?

>>135895471
which is a shame, because coffee loses shitloads of its flavor once its ground. even grinding it at night and then putting it in the coffee machine causes it to lose a lot of flavor.

there are a handful of machine in which the machine grinds the coffee when the timer goes off in the morning and then immediately brews it, but those are expensive. I just use a french press.

>>135894701
Enjoy your now toxic caffeinated Jew.

>>135890461
I own this exact electric kettle you dirty kangeroo fucker. Better question. Why are abos superior to Ausies in every way?

>>135895541
As long as you don't GAF about it being inspected, it's a matter of changing out the breaker and installing a new receptacle. The specs for our electrical are often overspecified anyway.

>>135895571
That shit is for hipsters. Might as well just have an Apple and Starbucks logo on it.

>>135895471
>he fell for the coffee maker jew

>>135895455
Paradise city because thats what it feels like.

>>135895749
they can't handle their piss so they can get drunk every day off dole payments

>>135895612
with the prevalence of natural gas in the US and the quick heat from that on a stovetop, most tea drinkers at home in the US will use a stovetop kettle and get equivalently quick heating. pretty much all natural gas stoves will self-light meaning no matches or lighters required to ignite. very easy to put the water in and turn the knob. some enthusiasts will put in the hot water system.

other people nowadays halfass it by using a keurig, posted earlier why that's kind of shitty for tea drinking (plastics of unknown safety in contact with water, brew temp too low for black tea and too high for green tea).

>>135895617
Third phase is not standard on residential as most people don't run heavy equipment that would require it in their back yards. Two phase comes into every house that I've ever seen though. My drier and my welder run on it.

>>135895796
Well sorry but after throwing all the tea overboard we decided to go with better alternatives.

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>>135895802

>>135891590
Rapidly boiling water to throw on women's faces.

>using electricity instead of gas to heat water
>not using a faggot French press for best possible tasting coffee/tea

>>135890461
>have a stove that can boil water and cook food
>have a microwave that can boil water and cook food
>decide to buy a 3rd device that is only good for boiling water

Do you have a propane torch for making toast? One that you keep right next to your toaster?

i love how pol can just jump into instantly discussing electric kettles

>>135896162
I do but the propane torch is for smoking meth

>>135890461
Yeah, we have those but few people regularly drink tea or that garbage instant coffee, so not so many people actually own them.

>>135894527
>I know this is a link but this is funny
we do everything better, including cold water

>>135890461
I own one because I'm not a nigger. It's great for literally everything.

>>135890461
I've had one for probably 10 years now you gunless eurofaggot.

>>135895943
I think 3rd phase is usually on top of the line. Its run around where I live, I don't know why, no shops or large buildings around here.

>>135896330
>discussing electric kettles
everything is political
not having a kettle is a lifestyle choice, therefore cultural, therefore political.
because culture creates politics.

>>135890461
>USA doesn't have something that I have in my kitchen
We've had them for a while, and they're nice

>>135896416
do you live in a rich area that a lot of people on hot tubs?

where on earth are you from?
we're from england
where you come from?
do you put the kettle on?

>>135890461
Why do inferior countries take such pathetic stabs at us? We invented that shit kiwi

>>135896416
It's a matter of what the electric company runs to your house out of the transformer. You can get three phase residential, but unless you have a machine shop in your backyard or some shit, there really is no need.

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why would you use an electric kettle when you can just put a pan of water on the stove?

>>135896162
Kek

>>135890461

Electric kettles are a common appliance here.

When is Austria going to get TV? Even the Br*ts have TV (even though they're required to by the state), why can't Austria do the same? Your country is literally third-world, """mate""".

>>135896605
why would you use a conventional oven when a microwave oven kills jews faster

>>135895786

Nah son. I own one because there's like 2 good places to get coffee in my city and none of them are near my commute. It's paid for itself long ago.

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>bongs will defend this

>>135890461
bitch I own 2. makin some tea right now

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>>135896518
True, im currently on the Kettle train but i dont use it as much as i used to.

>>135896541
>USA doesn't have something that I have in my kitchen
>We've had them for a while, and they're nice
nigger
>>135894374

>>135896542
No not really. I always just assumed that at one point someone had some kind of shop set up around here. >>135896558
I have 2 old lathes that run on 3phase, but I've never used them.

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