CDN Morning News: IF Only-ada Edition

Humans are garbage.

>Strokes on the rise among young people, doctors say

http://www.metronews.ca/news/edmonton/2017/07/31/strokes-on-the-rise-among-young-people-doctors-say.html

>People aged 20 to 59 are having more strokes because of poorer diets and less active lifestyles, according to experts.

Humans have always sucked.
Plagues have wiped out humans over and over again throughout history. If humans weren't crap, a simple virus wouldn't kill them.

Nothing new.

Bitches be feeling that burn

HA HA HA

GOOD!!!

>Thinking about divorce? Think twice, researchers warn

http://www.metronews.ca/news/edmonton/2017/08/01/don-t-rush-out-of-marriage-study.html

We all know , most divorces are initiated by women, cause of "reasons" and there is none, they just got the idea put in their head from kike media and it backfiring and screwing with their hardwiring.

Women are so angry cause they're NOT acting like women.
I'll follow this post up with a REAL woman

Big shout out to my comrades at the vatican and the Norfolk Island Shitposter. them niggas always be lurkin with they silly ass flags..

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>>135883350
This is the wife of Big Wave Surf Legend, Laird Hamilton. Her name is Gabrielle Reece.

>Gabrielle Allyse Reece (born January 6, 1970) is an American professional volleyball player, sports announcer, fashion model and actress.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrielle_Reece

Self-described "Hyper Alpha Female"

She divorced Laird for a couple years a while back and begged for him back.

She says nothing makes her feel more womanly than SERVING her man.
She does her shit, she handles her business, the kids and she makes sure she takes care of him.

That's what makes women feel like women.
SERVING THEIR MAN

This woman is more accomplished than 99.9% of women.

its the OP that tries to trigger canadians with random articles he don't even read

SAGE

>>135884203
triggered

I got fans. Deal with it.

If Don Pittis comes in one of these threads and says
>Son, you need to stop
I will.
I'm talking time stamped face shot of him in front of the CBC with a shirt of his own face and sign that says "Hi Son"

All Fucked Up-ada

Thanks Kikes!! /sar


>More Canadians than ever before are living alone, census shows

http://www.metronews.ca/news/ottawa/2017/08/02/stat-canada-census-data-shows-people-living-alone-more-.html

Stats Can data shows people living alone, more same sex couples, more people living at home.


>Growth of same-sex marriage in Canada more practicality than principle

http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/08/02/growth-of-same-sex-marriage-in-canada-more-practicality-than-principle.html

Wow, another article promoting females marrying each other and not men.

>SURREY, B.C. — Laura and Jen O'Connor got married for all the romantic, fairy-tale reasons: after seven years together, they were deeply in love and wanted to start a family. But on another level, they thought it might just make their life together a little easier.

>After all, being gay comes with its own unique set of challenges — challenges they hoped might be easier to navigate if they shared a last name.

What challenges are those??
No seriously??

The challenge of what??

>We get treated differently !!! WAH!!

Ya cause most of you act like shit shows. Whining all the fucking time about everything.
No one would know you're gay if you just didn't tell them

IT'S 2017

NO ONE FUCKING CARES ANYMORE IF YOU'RE GAY!!

ALL THE KIDS DON'T CARE!!

I don't even care if people are gay. Just don't try and fuck me and respect I'm not homo.

Canada is literally some Kike Experiment started in the 1980s by a jenky fuck Commie lover named Pierre.
Now his son runs the country and called Canada
>A post-national state with no culture
>Immigration, aging, housing costs fuel rise in multigenerational households

http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/08/02/immigration-aging-housing-costs-fuel-rise-in-multigenerational-households.html


What a country................holy crap I wish I was an American..........

>>135884628
>i-i've got fans
>makes 7/9 posts in thread

just kill yourself faggot

SAGE

A seriously Shit Place to Live-ada

>Mental health expert to present recommendations after Cape Breton teen suicides

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/08/02/mental-health-expert-to-present-recommendations-after-cape-breton-teen-suicides.html

The youth are dying in droves from OD and suicide.
Boomers refuse to die
Seniors refuse to die

The Old Outnumber the young.........

I really really really wish I was American............


One of the dancers has dual citizenship, I'm joking with her all the time about getting married and moving back to the states.
She'd be a dime but she drinks too much.
Alcohol is pure sugar and calories. Another reason everyone is so fat.
They drink too much alcohol cause of Kike promoting the lifestyle.

>>135885903
TOP TRIGGERED

W_E_W_L_A_D

Need a diaper change??

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It's the painted fake tunnel of countries. Looks real on the front but it's just a 2D display.

Maybe it was a "Romantic Suicide Pact" cause they married each other and realized they REALLY like men, but could never get one now and decided to off themselves in their high rise condo surrounded by high end expensive shit that is actually fucking worthless.

>Two young women died of suspected overdose in Toronto: paramedics

http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/08/02/bodies-of-two-people-found-in-toronto-highrise.html

>>135886237
kek

Looney Tunes was SO GOOD. Do kids watch that shit these days?? Like the OLD ones??

Nothing better than a fall afternoon with some Lonney Tunes and snacks.
/comfy

On Fire-ada

>Residents back home after forest fire in New Brunswick forces evacuation

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/08/02/residents-back-home-after-forest-fire-in-new-brunswick-forces-evacuation.html

I wonder how BC is doing................probably really bad.

I try not to have feels. They're for women and pussies.
Being Canadian is sad as fuck though..........man...................

I'm out for the day.

New Tavern Brawl at 12PM if you play HearthStone.
I'm not paid by Blizzard to promote the game, That's how I pass my time if not outside. It's fun.

Just remember
>Don Pittis lead the Canadians to lower cell phone prices, better parking and all sorts of other amazing deeds that make him worth of Sainthood

Can I get a Stained Glass "Don Pittis" made up??