Dante's Inferno General

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>>135872828
Sweet

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

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Level 6 sounds aesthetic as fuck

>>135872828
Seems that I'm damned to 5th Level's Styx, like the gloomy piece of shit I am.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Purgatory.

>Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country?

at least formulate it a bit subtle
honey pot much

6, would be more if i had money

>>135872828
Really surprised I got Purgatory (0) when I answered truthfully.
Level 8 sounds horrible.

>>135872828
Have fun in pussy heaven I'm going to the halls of my glorious pagan forefathers.

"First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."

> Cloudwalkers BTFO

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My score

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Comfy

>>135872828
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

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>>135872828
Ausome possum

>>135872828

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RIP AND TEAR

>>135873132
>>135873633
>>135874138
>>135874318
>>135874468

Alot more good goys than I expected

Don't have time for this right now, but probably just 0 and/or 6

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Purgatory! Hurrah.

Surprised that believing some people deserve to die would bring me CLOSER to Hell.

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Really makes you think.

>>135875208
Confirmed edgelord

>>135872828
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level 2 is for cheaters you retard.

Wtf is this??

You rename the levels to fit your edgy humorous world view?

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>>135873425
>>135874798
>forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked
C'MON COLLEGE BOYS

>>135875208
I think we need a more in depth test with more grades of answering rather than just "yes or no"/"true or false". But i guess this is based on the whole religious thing where a sin is sin regardless of situation.

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Sheeeeith...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus | Extreme

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

>>135872828
>Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

>>135872828
Damn it, first level limbo.

>>135875739
O SHIIT NIGHA

>>135872828
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

I guess I got the best result here, right?

scored comfy purgatory, I will be chatting it up with Socrates, Aristotle and Cicero before ascending to glorious heaven.

I imagine purgatory would be what most people score.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

>Seventh Level of Hell
Just for being a fag :'(

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>>135875739
>>135875739
you beat me by one level!

>>135875757
Purgatory
Repending Believers
Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo
Virtuous Non-Believers
Very High
Level 2
Lustful
Moderate
Level 3
Gluttonous
Low
Level 4
Prodigal and Avaricious
Very Low
Level 5
Wrathful and Gloomy
Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis
Heretics
Very Low
Level 7
Violent
Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Low
Level 9 - Cocytus
Treacherous
Very Low

>>135875976
pagan worshipping is worse then being a fag? I got 8th.

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>>135875897

>>135872828
Doesn't really make sense that Socrates is in purgatory since he killed himself. And he definitely fucked boys.

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>>135876068
damn....when will this meme die?

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>>135875739
Wtf, this is fucking bullshit. I'm just like you guys, so why did I got sent to the deepest level of hell and most of you to comfy purgatory and limbo? Obvious broken test.

>>135876125
he was forced to sudoku

yep. im a sinner

Purgatory Repending Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

>>135876161
youre a swede, faggot, youre so degenerate you cannot even see your own degeneracy

>>135872828
>Level 3: fat cucks
fuck

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>>135876161
looks like you got cucked in hell as well

I got lvl 6. In not even an atheist.

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>>135872828

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>>135872828
Layer 8.

Feels good man.

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>>135876158
May God have mercy on your soul.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Honestly, I think the main reason I got level 7 was due to being suicidal. Kinda makes me wonder if I could totally cut out porn and triumph over my depression where I'd be.

I know I took this in my teens and got high for a lot of things when I was actually going to church, so this is ironic.

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>Level 8: fortune tellers and pimps

even in hell i have no idea what i am doing

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I got Fifth Level of Hell, seems comfy

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

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Which level will Hillary go?

>>135872828
Level 1, virtuous non-believer. Yet again I cheat God and avoid punishment while spending my afterlife with pagans and atheists. I have a few questions for the artist who carved the runestone near my childhood home.

Seems like the 5th level of hell is /R9K/ central.

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I'm a good boy
I got so high there because I belive the jews need to die and so do any muslims comitting any crime in Christian lands

>>135877043
T R A I T O R
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>>135877043
Divide her soul to each circle it belongs to and distribute accordingly so that she may experience all at once. lol too harsh?

>>135872828
>7th

Also, is this made by actual people with educations or just som god fearing teenager who's read a bit of philosophy and psychology, because it sure as shit gives a lot of ultimatums to questions you can't state as either perfectly true or perfectly false

>>135872828
Philosophy question:
Why are usurers (merchants) and sodomites placed in the same circle of Hell?

>>135876554
roll

>>135877234
It's based on Dante Alighieri's Inferno
So all the answers and questions are based on what Dante describes there

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>>135872828
Seems fun

>>135877324
>implying jews are not sodomites

>>135877411
In great part.
C'mon you can do better.

>>135877330
Roll what?

>>135877324
Because they both do something unnatural.
Sodomites take what is fruitful (the sexual faculty) and make it sterile.
Usurers (charging compound interest on loans) take what is sterile (money) and make it fruitful. Think Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice.

This is why contraception and coitus interruptus (pulling out) is considered sodomitical in nature and would earn you the same fate as a sodomite.

>>135877086
more like /pol/ central

>>135877442
>when the entire population of the USA goes to level 3

you lardasses sunk charon boat, I hope youre happy

Where my Level 7 Niggas at?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

>>135877324
Level 7 is for violent
Violent is not used in the modern way of the word, it's a word to say "to go against"
Sodomites are Violent against Nature
Usurers are Violent against God
I can provide further explanation if you're intrested

>>135877675
Yeah, unnatural behavior is violence toward the natural order.
>>135877580

>>135873692
Lol this
>would you order an assassination on someone
>do you hate your fellow countrymen

>>135877336
Oh, so basically it's made by what is essentially a god fearing caveman. Why do people let themselves be controlled by what would be called literal fucking retards in today's society? It seems very counter productive to follow these doctrines

>>135872828
>http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

No shit, this is accurate :O

>>135872828
Made it to purgatory.

>>135877849
>caveman
Clueless descendant of the iconoclasts that busted the faces off statues and stole precious gems out of Bibles.

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I'm an exreme level Heretic.
This looks like trouble.

>>135877805
do you? I mean, theyre leafs. its understandable

>>135877234
This is just fun imaginative play.

>>135877900
High violence, lust, and wrath though.

>>135872828
Where are people who take bribes

Bring out the tar vats

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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell
Y
ou have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


>what's it mean?

>>135872828
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

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i was probably a bit easy on myself, methinks i should be less virtuous and more lustful but oh well

>>135877916
>be sent there
>still not believe it

those guys are fucking stubborn

>>135877745
>natural order

Which is what, exactly? You can think, other than scientific laws, there is any order in Nature?

>>135877979
You're traitorous and you think with your dick too much.

>>135872828
Level 2 representing in

>>135878076
>hoes before bros
apt

>>135878061
Oh absolutely not. The seasons are not ordered, nature is not hierarchical, and unnatural behavior does not lead to bad consequences.

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Who lvl5 here

>>135877849
Nah, it's actualy made by one the most intelligent (probably a genius) men of the 14th and early 15th century and one of Europe and Italy's greatest writers, his writings admired and studied for centuries.
But you wouldn't know that since you're a highschool dropout with a stiff sense of superiority due to being enlightened by your own intelligence and not some phony God

>>135878061
>The process of reproduction and selection
>evolutionary stable strategies
>avoidance of parasites
>continuance of the species.

Yeah there is actually very rigid order in nature. Read a biology text or at the very least a popsci book on evolution.

>>135878058
I just can't believe this shit I'm in right now.
-Sent from my Burning Tomb.-

>>135878179
You haven't posted your score. There is natural order, just moralizing is falsifying natural order, because nature is an amoral thing.

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>>135872828
Expected Cocytus.

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>>135878210
unrepenting hateful edgelord reporting.
Gas the fucking kikes and muds

>>135878403
Don't forget, uncovered.
But hey atleast when somebody passed by you get to have a nice chat

>>135872828
i got level 8 regardless of saying pimping is wrong and a few others. Must be purely because i touch myself. Everything else was low.

>>135878431
You're confusing Nature proper and the natural order.
For instance, the biological orientation of male and female is not Nature, but the natural order.
I came for philosophy.

>>135878480
Holy shit, you're just a degenerate Neo Nazi, you're like a muslim with another coat of paint

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>>135872828
'tis the Jew's fault.

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>>135878594
enjoy watching your religion fade into dust as the muslims conquer you, id sooner see the world burn then pass it to the undeserving through mass suicide.

>>135872828

Off to the path of salvation i go.

Man i do not even know why i scored so high on level 2. I only had 2 girlfriends, never had casual sex with strangers and never cheated.

I just wank a lot

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

>>135878480
Again, what the fuck?! How did I end up with a worse score than someone like you?! See >>135875739

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Sounds like a rave

tfw level 7

>>135872828
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

So I'm doomed to level 2 because I like freaky shit sexually, but am a good person "otherwise"

>>135878702
No, you don't understand I'm all for killing Muzzies and Jews, but you're just a degenerate in general. You're on the chopping block list as much as the others

>>135878574
>semantics
>ping pong definitions
>"see? I am always right!"

If you like philosophy then I suggest the early moderns- Machiavelli, Bacon, Hobbes, Spinoza, Descartes

>>135878841
>forever BTFO

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>>135875158
Limbo- Not an Argument Man
Level 2- /pol/ Lauren Southern Threads
level 3- Boogie
Level 4- Greedy Jews and tv pastors
Level 5- Niggers
Level 6- The cancerous plague within the Christian Church
Level 7- American Niggers
Level 8- E celebs, the Fed government
Level 9- All traitors whether federal employee or citizen

Level 7 fml

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repending Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8 - The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

How'd I do?

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Mostly atheist-lolbertarian.

Take me out boys.

>>135878965
>niggers
>having souls

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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>>135872828
2nd level of hell.

>>135878906
Hobbes? Descartes?
These modernists were philosophical iconoclasts. Descartes simply took his Jesuit schooling and turned it upside down. It isn't "I think therefore I am", it's "I am, therefore I think."
These men were certainly intelligent, but they were creating justification for the destruction of the philosophy and religion that built the West.
Without Hobbes, Locke, Voltaire, and Jefferson, we would have no SJW.

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I have some stuff to work on

>>135878020
>Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

You should kys. That way you won't be suffering the worst fate of all.

Please improve my post anon, the higher levels could be better.

>>135872828
>dante's inferno
>the tool that made catholic jewing happening

>true hell is being all alone in darkness,knowing that their was a god, but you did not believe so now your in empty black hole with that knowledge

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>>135878786
because you're a filthy traitor, the lowest of the low. my bloodlust is for my enemies and id see like to see them dead by any means necessary, preferably in a painful way.

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See yall mutha fuckers on level 8 dawg.

>>135879272
>the tool that made
He simply drew on principles that existed before him. He didn't draw it up.

>>135879272
you probably know a lot about living in hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

t-thanks god

>>135872828
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

>>135873272
Lvl 6 is full of all the people who have never even heard of christianity or the catholic church

Limbo, at least I won't be tortured

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

>>135879472
could be worse, you could have been reincarnated in brazil again

>>135872828
I got level 6, which is fair considering im a volatile violent degenerate.

>>135872828
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

>>135872828
LVL: 6, Heretic

knew this shit before i even started doing the quiz
book is amazing

results:
>Purgatory Repending Believers
Very Low

>Level 1 - Limbo / Virtuous Non-Believers
High

>Level 2 - Lustful
Very High

>Level 3 - Gluttonous
Low

>Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious
Very Low

>Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy
Moderate

>Level 6 - The City of Dis / Heretics
Very High

>Level 7 - Violent
Low

>Level 8 - The Malebolge / Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Moderate

>Level 9 - Cocytus / Treacherous
Moderate

>>135879130
Without the moderns we would not have any substantial technological progress. They destroyed a malignant tumor, ie superstition. The west is better than ever you contrarian. If you do not like it, stop posting on western inventions, and move to a secluded island and practice Aquinas theology.

>>135872828
Level 8 here.

>>135879597
>forgot text

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

>>135872828
> Guess hating monkeys and murders and wanting the best for you people is a bad thing

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

>>135879698
>hair of serpents
Idiots.

>>135879649
Yeah, man. Good thing we debased philosophy and destroyed theology, otherwise we would have never gotten to this point.

>1000+ years of Catholic rule in Christendom: Western Civilization
>200 years of secularism: children confused as to which bathroom to use
Funny how when you take out the foundation, everything just falls apart.

>>135879226
From the higher levels, level 9 actually sounds like the best to be in desu.

>>135879802
You really like to exaggerate.

>>135879918
Just a demonstration; one that illustrates the point.
The liberalism we see today is just the natural continuation of theological, philosophical, and social liberalism of the past five hundred years.

>>135880037
>theological, philosophical, and social liberalism
And in that order.
>1517
>20 years of Father Luther's new doctrines gave rise to 40 new sects
>Christendom fractured into theological rivalry via theological liberalism, aka protestantism
>200 years later
>hundreds of individual Christian sects all claiming to be the true Christian sect
>protestant principle of private interpretation infects all streams of thought, seeps into philosophy
>protestants disillusioned with the sectarian and subjective nature of protestantism begin a humanist philosophical revolution
>Renaissance
>1717
>Masonic lodge founded in London based upon the egalitarian, Judaizing principles of Anabaptists and Jacobite/Whig revolutionaries
>Masonry quickly abandon Christian religious foundations and promote secularism and overthrow of authority, namely the authority of the Catholic Church and Monarchy
>(Judaizing) Masonry uses Protestantism as a weapon against the foundational principles of Christendom: Catholicism
>Secularism rises
>Christendom further weakened; theological wedge + philosophical wedge
>1776
>America founded
>First secular, godless nation on planet earth in recorded human history
>1789, French revolution
>Protestant private interpretation altered philosophy and manifested itself in political realm in the actual overthrow of altar and throne
>Christendom shattered
>Today
>American Protestants hail the rise of the secular republics as the "best government on earth" and "protected by God"
>200 years of secularism has led to children confused as to which bathroom to use
>Classical liberalism has spread into all facets of the world stage, including the hierarchy of its natural enemy: the Catholic Church
>"Conservatives" wonder how we got here, but still say "We need to get back to the Constitution and everything will be ok"
Remember, there is no slippery slope.

>>135879802
> Nazi Germany was the country that recovered the quickest after the crash in 1929
> People had strong morals
> Were against religion

Having no religion isn't what fucked us over. Believing in the lies and deception of certain individuals and satiating their selfishness did.

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So many fakes - liars. Stand aside, truthful one is passing by.

>>135879918
but he's not exaggerating one bit.. there is a golden thread running from aquinas to nichetze. aquinas false theology (divine simplicity, analogy entis) leads directly to atheism and the modern world we are in.

the orthodox east never had this problem. in fact atheistic communism is completely alien to the east.

>>135879802
>1000+ years of Catholic rule in Christendom: barely any progress
>200 years of secularism: from sail boats to landing on the moon

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>>135880240
nobody ever landed on the moon. its a hoax. its impossible to land on the moon. impossible. start here: http://centerforaninformedamerica.com/moondoggie-1/

>>135880141
>Were against religion
The hierarchy was literally resurrecting what they believed was the pagan religion of the Norse, mixed in with all sorts of nonsense.
Initially Hitler wanted to use Christianity, but could not overcome Lutheranism and the Protestant disorientation of private interpretation.

>>135880271
This.
>>135880240
Our entire scientific foundation is based upon the discoveries of the so-called "dark ages". Hell, since the scientific method itself was further developed into a systematic method by a priest, should we throw that out?

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I got 7

Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

>>135880124
Reformation was a mistake

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