Please stop

Does he pay you well?

>>135871682
He is a jew, so take a wild guess, anon.

>>135871682

No. And you don't understand. HE LIVES ON /pol/

He knows everything

Hes becoming a super Jew

>>135871063
you should go back to India

>>135872007
Wut? I heard he was an atheist.

>>135872244

He considers himself a god so it's kind of true


He smells like bad old spice. I think he gets the shitty smells for free

>>135872007
He needs to be skullfucked.

>>135872420

Hes lactose (((intolerant))) and the only reason I know is because I needed to take a chipotle dump in the staff offices once but it was before the ice cream social so I went to the secret bathroom on the executive level (ice cream social started I was cool)

But zuckerberg was first in line (like he always is) and got his Sunday with way too many sprinkles and toppings. The dude doesn't know how to make an ice cream anything he ruins it with appropriation but I digress.


Fast forward half an hour. My poop clogs the toilet and I start freaking out because I'm not supposed to be there let alone beat their toilet. So I'm trying to unclog this behemoth and leave to get a plunger.

When I get back the doors locked. I should've prefaced, its a one person bathrooM. Gender nuetral

I knock on the door and hear zuckerberg groaning and the sound of what I can only explain as Jewish diarriah.

The toilet was clogged and I left. I missed the social but the next day zuckercuck got his own bathroom and no one is allowed to use it. Not even for the sink

>>135872781
Nice.
You should have recorded it.

>>135872781
wtf is an Ice Cream social?

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>>135872951

You get ice cream: then be social while trying to eat it


Apparently it's different in gay communities

>>135873016
sounds fucking gay already

>>135872857

If i did that I'd be fired and blacklisted on sillycon Valley

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>>135871063
Never.

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>>135873048

It's more about support and teamwork

>>135873103
why ice cream though, why not burger social

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>Body language analysis of Fuckerberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F9JfZDJKCQ

>>135873159

Zuckerberg can't eat red meat. He's on a strict hormone regiment and if he gets too much testosterone he needs to up his estorgen and when he does that he usually makes an emotional poorly thought out decision

>>135873291
what happens if your refuse to go to these ice cream socials?

>>135873377

There aren't any real consequences but the only way to get in is thru a secret Facebook group

Once you refuse to go you're out of the group and zuckercuck sends passive agressive memes to everyone but you until you decide to quit


Hes really a prick bro

I want to believe

>>135872951
What do you think it means? What does ice cream mean? What does social mean?
Being a friendless koala, this was probably made more difficult for you. It's literally just a little get together where you just talk and eat ice cream that is provided. You get chocolate or vanilla, maybe some toppings to put on it. The point is, you suck. I can't stress that enough.

>>135873537
we don't have ice cream here it's too hot

>>135873537
Shut the fuck up zuck you fucking homo.
Everyone hates you but you're too well off for them to admit it.

>>135871063
How do I into job at Silicon Valley, anon? Can I just make my way over there and do ground work?

>>135873670
I'm sorry. As an american, I can only imagine the toil that is your daily struggle in a world without ice cream.

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>>135873670

.....

>>135873713

You need to be related to an executive or pledge your first born to the cult that runs it

>remember 7 sisters in Korea? Kind of like that

>>135872007

Wouldn't that have to mean he would find this thread...?

>>135873877
It's ok, I'm trying to check out the cults around there thats actually why I'm interested.

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Kill youtube kill facefuck
this should be Trump's #1 priority

replace them with a meshed network of competing platforms so they're not data scams hoarding all the data the users have put on over the last 8 years. you'd have meshtube and meshbook and youtube and facebook would just be one company of 10 or so competing all interlocked together so that users see videos/posts even if the friends/creators are using another platform. end this data scam rape of the public square & ideas

end Zuckerfuck Data Scam Enterprises and ADL terror thoughtcrime YouFuck

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>>135873933

That's the plan

>>135871063
Tell him he has a weirdly deformed head shape. It's like one of those drawings of 3d mathematic graphs. Look it up.

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>>135874356

How old are you?

>>135874351

Does Zuckerberg know that Americans would not elect a lukewarm bowl of oatmeal that knows everyones secrets as President? Or does he think he can win them over?

>>135874475
Old enough to party.

>>135874582
anyone who doesn't vote for him will be banned from jewbook

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>>135872781
HOW MANY SCROOPZ?

>>135874621

/Pol/ is 18+

>>135874351
Then give us some proof you actually work there and aren't just a larp faggot

>>135874754

7 at least 7

>>135872244
He also owns a BMW car, how is that relevant?

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>>135874782

Pic from my commute this morning

>>135871063
Then tell your sperglord (((boss))) to not give people reasons to make fun of him.

>>135874582
I don't think people understand that no american will actually vote a jew into the white house. That's why they are always having to use proxies via the legislative, judiciary, media, monetary, etc., because at the end of the day, no one wants to see a jew in power.

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>>135874759
Here's my license.

>>135874855
that's London

source: I live in London and get the tube

>>135874855
Does he realize what an unlikable goofy creep he is? I hope he runs for office so when he campaigns in my city I can laugh in his face.

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i´ll stop complaining about this sperglord when facebook is dead and gone

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>>135874994

>>135874212
What retard uses a single account for everything these days? Even worse, who makes accounts on different platforms with the exact same name? Just look at how that turned out for Linkara.

>>135873291
Why is he taking E2? Does he want prostate cancer?

Is his wife hot?
Do you think he's in to being a cuck?

>>135877447
shes a gook just use google. he probably fucks little boys

One can only hope that Zuckerberg lurks here obsessively.
We all know the outcome of that.
But, then again, most of us don't have the "Jewish perspective" when we ate a bunch of redpills.
That undoubtedly changes things.

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If he does lurk here...

He probably feels excited that a bunch of autists are more relevant and influential than he will ever be.

Death to all Jews. Let's start w this one.

>>135873291
HRT won't make him as Chinese as his wife
Why is he on a hormone regimen?

>>135872007
>HE LIVES ON /pol/
proof or you're the jew

>>135878740
I'm thinking probably to maintain a "youthful" appearance without resorting to HGH. Growth hormone would induce acromegaly, a.k.a. a "caveman" appearance, requiring regular painful facial surgery to resolve (not to mention larger hands, etc...). Still, though, E2 is just asking for prostate cancer. In men with chronically low T, breast cancer is a real risk as well.

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>>135871063
you are so done, mark
you down own nothing kike

>>135878870

Do you live in Iraq or something? 4chan runs the culture now

>>135877145

No one wants prostate cancer

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>>135874475
you're missing the point
zuck's alien features are crucial to any serious discussion about his agenda and power

>>135874855
Idiot. Why do you try to spread this agenda. And why the fuck would Zuckerberg even share a bathroom with anyone at any point ? He doesnt have a private bathroom in his office with showers ? He probably has a fucking closet in his office with clothes.

He is a fucking billionaire. This is like baseline comforts for even the most humble billionaires.

>>135879995

Hes not the brightest. He dreams of a world with a solar powered Facebook drone that beams down Facebook for 5.99/month

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>>135879964

...r u calling him an alien?

>>135879678
Can't argue with that

>>135880108

So you think there is no way Facebook datamines their own employees ? You think there is no secret divison monitoring your activities ? They have a profile of your behaviour. Maybe they can already identifiy you based on the location and the websites you click on. You dont even need to use facebook or any of their products.

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>>135880424

I always use private mode on my computer when I'm looking at porn

You dont work at facebook. You have no clue.

>>135873182
Clearly you've never been under a literal spotlight. There's no way that you're not gonna be sweating your ass off while wearing a black sweat shirt. It has nothing to do with body language.

We really just need white nationalist anons and rich donors to help set up parallel alternatives for social media platforms like kikebook, twitter, jewtube, etc.

Or do what Bannon wants and declare these all as public utilities, which would mean they can't censor freedom of speech.

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Skiddie kike niggerloving commie fuck is skiddie.

>>135873182
I fucking hate Zuckerberg but I feel like this whole thing is really pseudoscientific. You could watch a video of anyone and make a bunch of statements about what their body language means and most people would believe it

>>135881840
You're probably right. However, that doesn't change the fact that you can look at the way Zuckerberg talks, moves, and reacts and see that this guy is trouble.

I didn't see the interview video until after I saw the Sam Hyde MDE skit. I thought it was some sort of exaggeration, but no, it was basically a 100% line for line portrayal

>>135882005
He's probably just autistic.
Could have had any woman, instead made the weeb choice.

>>135882005

No Billionaire is right in the head. To have that amount of power and to get to that amount of power requires a skill set that is out of the ordinary. So those people are generally somehow twisted. Unless they were born billionaires.

>>135881840
>pseudoscientific
Well, I you get good at reading other peoples body language you pretty much straight away can decide if this person is sincere or not. It's an amazing talent to have tbqh.

>>135882180
That choice was actually calculated. Jews have been breeding more and more with chinks to create asian-jew hybrids that they hope will do a better job of infiltrating asian societies. Another example would be Emma Sukowicz, the mattress girl. They're gearing up for their takeover of the east.

>>135873048
They're holdovers from when TV had 3 channels. We used to do them at my elementary school.

>>135871063
Zuk here, I have the whole of the IT security team hunting you down as we speak and I will be taking the cost of replacing that executive commode out of your last paycheck. Hope it was worth it sweetie.

>>135883320
Rank imposter.
I am the real Zuckerberg.
Everyone on this thread is invited to my next ice cream social.
Also if you are ever near my ranch in Hawaii please drop in and bang my wife.
Serious bros. I want a son who will grow taller than four foot three.

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I have deep kinship with the Jew as an Irishman

>>135872007
>he lives on /pol/

Good, he might become redpilled then and decide to gas his kind

>>135880731
Ended as a 2/10 LARP at best.

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>>135886693

>please clap

>>135883320
>>135884790

Will the real Zuck Shady please stand up.

On the less than <.001% chance he does read this, good luck spreading your Zuckbergoid seed throughout China and eventually the Galaxy, etc...
You did it JewBro! You capitalized on Humanity's urgent need for deep emotional connection to become a Deity.
But what you failed to account for was a 19th century, time-traveling scion named Baron Trump, who has already penetrated your AIs, databases and code repositories to terminate all future collateral damage of the ill-advised, Zionist weoponization of your social network monetizing.
You could have prevented this, but you over Schekelized.

>>135887640

Is this a poem?

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>>135871063
>afraid of his boss
>calls him zuckercuck

I think it's a ruse, fellas.

>>135872420
His wife needs to be skull fucked while he watches

>>135871063
Should be Cuckerberg

>>135873182
I could have gone an entire lifetime without know this Youtube channel exists.

SO FUCKING CREEPY

i'll take care of him soon enough