REICH CHECKPOINT

cunt

>>135867262
>tfw kriegmarine

>>135867262
hehe nutsacks

File: En Gaurde.jpg (198KB, 950x977px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 950x977px

>"NOT SO FAST SONNY! I'm going to have to ask for your papers."

This man asks you for your ID.
>White = The president (take over the thread)
>Green = Marine Corps Commandant (Pass)
>Purple = US Marine/Soldier (pass)
>Brown = Respected Jew Capitalist (Pass)
>Pink = US Navy Sailor (Complement, and pass)
>Black (or any other extremely dark color) = Nigger (Pass)

>Grey = Jap officer (arrest on sight)
>Orange = Jap soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Ask for papers again- even number ending= pass odd number ending = arrest)
>Blue = Japanese American citizen (Arrest on sight)
>Yellow = German American citizen (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the European Theatre
>3-6 Sent to the Pacific Theatre
>7-9 Sent to the Air Force
>Doubles = Collect welfare checks by feigning illness
>Triples = Your country joins the Allies and you personally lead their liberation of the country flag above your post
>76 = Promoted to General and lead your own battalion
>1941 = Remember the day in infamy and counterliberate the country above you
>Quads= Allies conquer Europe

>>135867262
Roll for Death's Head brigade

>>135867436
hohoho

>>135867262
Roll

File: poo.jpg (11KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 225x225px

ok

File: IMG_0760.gif (610KB, 500x270px) Image search: [Google]

610KB, 500x270px

Rolling again !!! HEIL!

>>135867262
wew

>>135867262
>Wehrmacht
Wer in der Fick sind Sie, um einen Vorgesetzten für ihre Dokumentation zu bitten, zugrunde zu legen?

>>135867262

All this cultural appropriation. Absolut degeneriert !

>>135867262
Sage because it's a slide thread but I also wanna play.

>>135867262
rollo

File: 1500968176257.jpg (186KB, 883x882px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 883x882px

>>135867262

rolleru

File: 1490836286225.jpg (147KB, 904x832px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 904x832px

>>135867262
Ja soldaten

Here they are.

yeeeeeee

File: IMG_0142.jpg (36KB, 443x455px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 443x455px

>>135867262
>tfw colorblind

File: 1501626379023m.jpg (55KB, 1024x571px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1024x571px

Rollin

>>135867262
rollan

>>135867541
>wehrmacht
>sent to the front lines

How do I get myself into these situations?

File: 1490596815227.jpg (33KB, 392x500px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 392x500px

>>135867623
>German High Command

>>135867262

H-hey

>>135867436
yeeeee

>>135867262
hallo mein fellow sturmweenie

File: 1468729016749.gif (306KB, 300x225px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 300x225px

>>135867262
eck em

File: hitlerfed.jpg (43KB, 700x609px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 700x609px

>>135867262
H-hail victory?

File: tanya.png (169KB, 600x816px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 600x816px

>>135867262

File: 1457667242832.jpg (35KB, 377x527px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 377x527px

>>135867262

I always seem to roll positive on these threads.

this doesnt seem very political

>>135867262
Rolling

>>135867602
Step this way, please, we have a "private room" ready for you over here.

>>135867262
heil hitler

>>135867436
>Trombones led the big parade

>>135867262
Alea jacta est

test

>>135867262

>i'm calm, officer

File: ENTER THE DELEGATES.png (155KB, 471x441px)

155KB, 471x441px

dahnald

>>135867802
>this doesnt seem very political

The the gas chamber with your heretical faggotree

>>135867262
lol

>>135867262
HEIL

>>135867825
fugg, gay AND raped by bolshevics

>>135867262
Rollo

>>135867262
ok lets seee.

>>135867837

>tfw when you are a commie AND WAS GASSED
F U C K

>>135867262
rollin

>>135867262
Herr Fraulin

>>135867262
>Luftwaffe

Please!

>>135867262
Roll

>>135867890
>Tfw commie or Gyspy, gassed either way
>Tfw also shit for defeatism
I always get the worst rolls in these threads

File: swag as fuck.jpg (105KB, 503x800px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 503x800px

>>135867262

Guten tag, sógor.

>Gib paper

>>135867262
haha ebin ::DDDD

>>135867262
Uhh schnitzel to you to?

Pls be SS

File: 1498755736706.jpg (22KB, 322x322px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 322x322px

>>135867262
Ich bin gar kein Jüde! Stamm aus Stüttgart, mein Herr!

R r r rollin

>>135867262
privjet

>>135867978
Reroll

>>135867835
The skies are yours, Eisen Engel.

>>135867262
Black pls

>>135867262
Time to roll the dice

File: 1500970402258.jpg (65KB, 279x372px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 279x372px

>>135867262
SIEG HEIL GOYIM

>>135868068
Rereroll

>>135868033
>overusing ü
You sound more like a turk

File: 1500711246944.jpg (434KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

434KB, 700x700px

>>135867262
Step aside.

>>135868088
Good enough

>>135868088
Also 88 ;)

>>135867262
roll

Guten Tag Kamerad!

Mein nigger

>>135867262
Heir Hitler!

>>135867262
SLIDE THREAD!!!!!! SEYMOUR HERSH TAPES MUST BE SPREAD ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous ## Mod 2017-08-02 09:28:09 Post No.135868205
[Report]

Anonymous ## Mod 2017-08-02 09:28:09 Post No.135868205 [Report]

This thread was moved to >>>/bant/1648834