God blesses Trump's America with Eclipse

>>135855837
>tfw coming from flyover county to another flyover county for the eclipse

>>135855837
thats fine, we will take their money and spit in their food and they will thank us for it

>>135855837
>implying it isnt a bad omen of doom before the fall

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>>135855837

> to make fun of your little whistle-stop

Stop reading right there. You think some city phag is gonna come to MY town and tell ME what the fuck, al'hell'NO.

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>>135855837

THAT FUCKING SHIT WILL MAKE YELLOWSTONE ERUPT

>>135855837
What happens between this one and the next?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_April_8,_2024

>>135856912
>2024
>7 years

Tribulation ....

>be liberal cityshitter
>think the moon going in front of the sun is worth going out of your way to see
i thought they were supposed to be intelligent

>>135855837
Fuck off, libcuck.

>>135856140
Was that pic taken before or after he shot the cop

>>135856311
No logical reason for this, fuck it, can I get a rundown?

>>135857878
It's only an occasion because totality is within driving distance for the entire US minus alaska and hawaii. Solar eclipses happen all the time worldwide, but you need a plane ticket to go see them usually.

>>135855837
First time since 1776. Funny, isn't it?

>>135855837
this will make yellowstone erupt
mark my trips

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>>135855837
>flyover country

anyone who uses that phrase needs to stay the fuck on the coasts in the shit holes they've made for themselves.

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>>135860007
spit my drink out, fuck son

>>135855837
bump

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>>135860007