Why is he so obsessed with trump?

>>135843453
DUDE BLUMPF LMAO

>>135843453
Because he got two scoops.

He's not, Trump is just unpopular and bashing him gets you good ratings. Same reason the MSM does it

>>135843453
His show will die otherwise.

ratings

>>135843453
Two scoops etc.

>>135843453
Poor David Letterman is probably spinning in his grave over this clown

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GARHNNOLD DFFUMMMPH

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>>135843453
idk

I honestly think he is under some sort of orders to do this shit.

I mean, it isn't very funny. Even Colbert would have to understand that at some point.

I'm disappointed with him, I didn't think he was as retarded as he seems now days.

>>135843453
It's his current job as an actor.

>>135843453
He must have something at stake. Maybe he's compromised somehow.

The International Jew will cut his funding if he doesn't

>>135843453
His show was failing before Trump came along now he does well enough to keep his job.

>>135843453
Why are you?

Because he loves that adrenochrome

You know our memes are powerful when multi billion dollar media companies use every trick they have to try to compete. It's a war for minds. And we are winning.

>>135843453

Colbert is the ultimate cuck.

Without Trump he would be nothing. Trump keeps him relevant.

>>135843453
Because he's a peed

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>>135843453
Because there is a large group of Trump haters that watch his show for talking points. If you're smart, you'd at least learn about the latest talking point so you can debunk or counter it.

His sister ran for Congress in some eastern state, the whole family are literally hyperpartisan leftists.

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>>135843453
he's a closet homosexual. its why he's so infatuated with putins and trump cock. colberts cockholster comment wasn't even the first time he talked about penis. he also brought it up back in july 2016 when asked off camera during a commercial break by an audience member that:
>if you could ask trump a question, what would it be?
and colbert replied back "how does putins cock taste like?" its on colberts official show page on youtube.

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>>135844397
This; its more of a desperation out of fear for his career than if i had to wager, he grabbed what was the closest and easiest thing for him to make money on and that was trump. Honestly if he could make better profits off making shit jokes he'd probably do that. Other than that i just laugh every time this fuckwad gets pissed about muh two scoops shit :D

>>135843453
ANy male that shows dominance will make this queers dick get hard and his sphincter quiver.

>>135843453
He's forced to by his masters.

Wasn't Colbert paid off by the Clinton Foundation? John Oliver too...what are both of them doing? Join the dots.

It gives him really good ratings, that's literally it.

TWO.
FUCKING.
SCOOPS.

Tghat fukcing BLAMALD BLOMPF is so fucking LUCKY I am not American because if I was I would WALK UP TO THE WHITE HOUSE and show him what I think of his TWO SCOOPS the fucking racist sexist PIG two scoops two many SCUMPF!

>>135843453
There's not much to talk about. Burgers don't care about geopolitics.

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>>135843453
(((Comedy Central)))

He is a dirty Pedophile cunt mixed in with Pizzagate. FUCK COLBERT.

Look at the weird cunts beeedy eyes.

ROT IN HELL COLBERT FOR LYING AND BETRAYING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

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>>135843453
DID BLORNALD CLUMPFLESTILTSKIN JUST GET TWO SCOOPS AND I ONLY GOT ONE?!?!?!!?!

He's a total gay wad from the south, like Lindsey and honey boo boo

>>135843453
Two scoops are real deal

>>135843453
Why are you so obsessed with Colbert, anon?
At least Colbert get paid a ton of money to complain about Donald Trump, you're doing this for free.

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>>135843453
He was about to get fired over his shit ratings. Sucks too because I used to watch his new show every night until his jimmies were rustled.

>>135845523
But he isn't complaining about him, Dilbert.

>>135843453
His livelihood depends on staying relevant to the MSM's propaganda.
As long as he keep banging the Trump drum the MSM will keep him relevant.
He is an actor. All actors are liars

>>135845371

Southern homos like Lindsey and Colbert prey on young college boys... it's the southern homosexual way of keeping it legal at the edge of pedo

>>135844442
This.

>>135843453
Goes home, looks in mirror, can't handle reality.
Envy.

>>135844718
you said it.
>Colbert is a fag

>>135843453
Literally Jewish producers own his ass.

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pedo empire going down he wants more boy ass

>>135844244
He's under cognitive dissonance. He literally believes Trump is like Hitler.

It is the worst part of confirmation bias. Contradicting information shits down your thinking and you become adamant.

>>135844718
What does that say about the nigger dick posters?

>>135844630
>talking point
It's called logical fallacy.

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>>135843453
He wouldn't have a show without him.

>>135843987
RIP Dev Letham

>>135843453
Because it is easy pickings. You rail on Trump and liberals will eat it right out of your hand. They seriously don't get tired of it. The same jokes over and over again by multiple shows every single night.

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>>135847718
>mfw he's right

>>135843453
It's a gay thing. I'm not even joking. He's gay for Trump.

>>135844244
Have to agree. Liked the Colbert Report even when I didn't agree half the time. He's complete trash now, and I can't bare to watch him anymore.

>>135843453
Because there is dirt on him, and he is doing what he is told to do.

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>>135843453

he's just a comedian who's paid to by his producers to be pretend obsessed with blumpf, he's lowkey /ourguy/

he's not even real
it doesn't matter what he thinks or feels, he is a puppet. he is told what to say

>>135843453
Not good ratings before Trump. Good ratings after Trump

>>135847718
Probably true. He's really crushing the ratings by insulting Trump. How does that fit with your "polls showing Trump's approval ratings are in the low 30s are lying" narrative?
Face it, everyone thinks Trump is a jackass.

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>>135848427

>>135843453
URK! Drumpp! Arahrahabbah! HUEHUEHUE Drumpft! *clap* *drool*

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>>135848467
By the way, the 49th most powerful man in Washington bakes pizza for a living.

Podesta gave him some adrenochrome.

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>pizzagate garbage again
ok

>>135843453
he is owned by jews.

He's a late night talk show host.

They have always made fun of Presidents/People in charge of the country.

I dunno, probably a conspiracy you guys.

>>135848344
Liberals hate Trump. They always did.

>>135843906
>le Trump is unpopular meme

>>135849412
There is lots of evidence to suggest that he is unpopular, and, as far as I'm aware, none to suggest that he's popular.

>>135848894
>during bush presidency, colbert makes a few jabs at him but plays it off as liking him
>during Obama presidency, colbert almost never mentions him and instead mocks the republican party
>Trump is president, colbert is nonstop making jokes about him

Yep I am sure there is no ulterior motives here.

>>135843906
reverse psychology, Trump is actually very popular... is too obvious that MSM hates Trump, this obsession gets ridiculous with time, people see this and ignore News and anti Trump tv shows.

>>135848344
Trump crushes the ratings by speaking anon.

>>135843453
>Why is he so obsessed with trump?
hes a member of the Clinton's owns Bohemian grove sect
https://www.renaissanceweekend.org/participants/illustrativelists.htm

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>>135848344
Remember that poll that had Hillary at 99% chance of Victory?

>>135849525
more people watched his inauguration than any other
he has been mentioned more times in the past 6 months than all previous presidents combined
go ahead and believe its all negative, see where that gets you in 4 years

>>135843453
Why are you so obsessed with him?

>>135843453
He's big into politics and Trump is the president.

>>135850851
I'll admit, I thought someone was going to produce a real piece of evidence suggesting that the populace actually likes Trump. I feel more at ease knowing this is literally all you have.

>>135843453
trump curse on colbert NOW

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>>135848467

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Cont >>135850727


http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1997-01-02/news/9701020171_1_president-and-first-lady-president-clinton-virgin-islands

> Oh, sure, there's golf. In fact, when Clinton arrived Monday afternoon, he headed straight for the links without stopping at the beachfront home he is borrowing here. He also got in more golf New Year's Day before he and his family left to continue their vacation in St. Thomas in the U.S. Virgin Islands.

>>135843453

It brings in easy views. Trump's success was in part to idiots like him that give him billions of dollars worth of air time.

It takes actual effort to make a show covering a variety of topics with witty humor and insight.

>>135843453

Because he wants to be Trump and he knows it.

>>135850851
That's like saying everyone who watched the GOP debates was a republican.
It's absolutely not true because people like to watch things that are entertaining.

Trump can be entertaining and still be disliked.

He is PROMINENT but he is not POPULAR.

That's like saying that the kid who shits his pants is popular because everyone was talking about him the next day.

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>>135843453

For the same reason Jeff Zucker is, it's for their material

>>135843906

You're putting the cart before the horse you doppelneger

>>135851361
But he is liked because he is entertaining.

>>135849862
"Few jabs at Bush, but..."

Do you understand satire, sir?

Failing that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X93u3anTco

Yeah, he TOTALLY likes the dude.

"During Obama..."

Right. Did you read the "People in charge" part? See, there were two parts to the point I made.

"Trump is president, Colbert is nonstop making jokes about him."

I know, right? It's almost, and this is really funny, we elected a idiot to the highest office in the land and, (God, here comes the punchline, get ready) he's kind of a moron? He kind of doesn't understand basic shit about shit? HILARIOUS! The jokes almost write themselves, and this guy who is in charge of coming up with jokes 5 nights a week... MAKES FUN OF THE MORON IN THE WHITE HOUSE. That's simply crazy.

(Please note - and complete seriousness here. I hate the Clintons. Nothing but contempt for them. Honestly.)

So, let's tally this up. Guy plays a satirical conservative, and ends every bit "liking" Bush. Including that Correspondents' Dinner. Man, Ol' Bushie must have ended the night thinking they were best buds.

Then, he makes fun of the GOP when they were the party of "NO BECAUSE NO HE'S JUST NOT US AND SO NO".

And now he rips on the child who sits in the Oval Office.

I dunno, probably a conspiracy you guys.

>>135843453
because his job depends on it. Without Trump, Colbert's ratings would be awful, and I do mean awful.

>>135851559
Colbert was funnier because he was so subtle. Now we have a real man instead of a liberal pussy or a cuckservative.

>>135852203
I completely agree with you.

>>135843453
he wants trump to grab his pussy and is trying to flirt

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>>135844049
>>135847967
TWO SCOOPS
[spoiler]need more of these colbert gifs[/spoiler]

>>135852701
well i fucked that up

>>135843453
Ratings, and (((they))) tell him to be

>>135843987
he's still alive dude

>>135852814
Fucking fag made me check

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>>135843453
Pic related is why. You can envision jewish conspiracies about undermining society all day long but in the end its all about the shekels.

>>135843453
Because his retarded audience needs him to be

>>135843453
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>>135843453
He is a closet homo and wants to have sex with Trump

>>135844630
>talking points
it's a comedy show