What the fuck is wrong with Neogaf?

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You don't know me. You DO NOT want to know me.
Stop this now.
Signed, I control your food.
I'm not fucking around. Wanna see food prices quadruple overnight? Fucking test me.
I own the full rights and patents to zero-light crop production. I am the future of your full belly, and the full belly of your children. Understood?
I have the tech. Nobody is even close. I'm half a century ahead. Let us dance, mods. I can and will do what I can to make you feel the wrath of a truly free man. You'll never get close.
You dismiss reality as crackpot fantasy. Welcome to reality, you ill-educated fools. I can save Texas and California from their drought, but they refuse to listen and as long as they do, it's your asses on the line with regards to either buying food or paying for your over-priced and tax-stolen internet/money.
I'm just going to sit here and let you deal with it until you get smart and stand up. Fuck you and your food prices. Not like I have to pay the price you do for food and comfort