ITT: We discuss this pathetic failure of a President and all the things he promised to do and never did.
>>135799410
Slide thread.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>135799454
Just because i don't support your precious Trump doesn't mean i'm sliding.
>>135800982
bumping your own pathetic thread doesn't work, faggot.
BAMP
>>135799454
its not sliding faggot
Sage
This is now a Gadsen Flag thread
>>135799410
>Pedos will hang
>Podesta, DWS, Hillary, 0bama to prison
>Deep state is kill
All within the first year
Is this the new share blue of the right?
TIDF? Or Russia bots?
>>135799410
Remember what DC Anon told us
>The smoking gun in the Seth Rich case is out of the hands of the conspirators. The DNC is freaking out.
This was soon followed by:
Debbie Wasserman Schultz freaking the fuck out and threatening law enforcement officials over the return of a confiscated laptop. Her bizarre behavior clearly indicates her guilt.
This was soon followed by:
Imran Awan attempting to flee the country. The second this man heard that his hard drives were in federal custody he instantly packed his bags and tried to flee the country. His wife also successfully fled the country. Imran Awan was also PARTYING WITH SETH RICH ON THE NIGHT HE WAS MURDERED.
But wait, there's more....
This was followed by DWS trying to pay of Awan while he lived outside of the country. The information he has on her and the DNC is so utterly devastating that she was willing to bankroll his lifestyle while he was on the lam.
SMOKING GUNS
DNC BTFO
PRISON FOR CLINTON, DWS, SHARE BLUE
ALL COMPLICIT IN MURDER
>>135799410
Very tired of winning
B E G O N E S H I L L
>>135799410
>>135799410
Remember when American presidents still had dignity?
I do.
>>135801692
>how about a nigger hate thread?
This is an orange nigger hate thread
>>135801755
Announcing your reports is against the rules, botfag.
>>135802022
>This is an orange nigger hate thread
Is Trump nigger scum? Think about it
>5 kids from 3 different women
>loud
>vulgar
>treats women like objects
>prone to sexual assault
>likes to show off his bling
>brags all the time
>is inarticulate
>neglects his kids (pimped his own daughter to Jews and gave autism to his son)
>hasn't seen his father in DECADES
Inconvertible proof that Trump is an albino nigger.
>>135802108
>>135802143
This is the ultimate redpill. Thank you for sharing.
>>135802009
That ass is disgusting. Revolting. Phew.
The important thing to do when you sage is to only do it if you're the first poster. If you're the first poster,
1) type sage in the options
2) type sage in the message field to signal others to turn away.
3) the most important thing to do is to hit the back button and then hit R. And VOILA! The post is gone.
If you're NOT the first poster to a shill thread, simply skip right to step 3.
Sage
>>135799410
Making threads bitching about why there's /ptg/ threads wasn't good enough I guess?
>>135799732
>>135800982
go to leftypol faggot. you can discuss how problematic he is with the other retards.
sage
>>135802108
Pic proves it. Thx
>>135802304
>WAHHH LEAVE MY ECHO CHAMBER
Must be rough being an unemployable cuck. Has your dad killed himself yet?
>>135799410
hope he will lead america to its collapse
>>135801554
Six months in and nothing. Think about this post in 3.5 years when still nothing.
>>135799410
>spic invasion worse than ever
>no wall
>billions in weapons to terrorist saudis
fucking drumpf, you were supposed to help us against the spics and all I see all day long are more of them with more kids and more welfare. give it a few more years I'll be a minority in this city
>8/5/16 endorses Ryans and McCain
>8/1/17 Where's the fucking wall?
>>135802009
>tfw when you won't ever get to salute a thicc ass
Is gravity Trump's most dangerous enemy?
>>135802427
>six months and nothing
kek
>>135802009
>knowing putin has gotten in that ass
How long?
OP is right. Trump is failed. No deals. Not one single law passed in Congress to make good on a campaign promise. no leadership.
worst start since William Henry Harrison (for obvious reasons).
weak. failed. sad.
>AHAHAHAHA FUCK THAT STUPID BLAUMPHEDY GLAUMPHY SPLORP AMIRITE GAIS!?
I just want a simple explanation why Trump is a mega-hitler on steroids, I can never get a straight answer from you incompetent whores.
>>135802377
>calling /pol/ an echo chamber
ya that pretty much confirms you're a leftypol shill.
>>135799410
>>135802377
>commie banter
>>135801666
DC Anon was a LARPer, end of story
Niggers go to nigger hell
What has trump done as president that you hate so much?
>>135799454
fpbp
Is this the most iconic political image of the 21st century?
>>135802713
He would love to be the autocratic leader in his mind, he'd love to be the next Putin. A decade or two ago maybe he could have managed it. But right now he's a sundowning would have been self styled mobster in denial about his entire world crashing down on him.
>>135803165
Tell me about how you enjoy paying taxes towards reparations for the holocaust which goes directly to Israel which is already doing just fine.
>>135802381
we're on our way russkie lad, and it won't be war that does it. it will be the swipe of a food stamp card by a five foot non-English speaking shitskin that now outnumbers us five to one after only ten years
>>135803165
nah, I'd say its pic related
>>135799410
He pissed off a bunch of smug leftist cunts who think that a degree in sociology means you're skilled labor.
Success!
>>135803165
No this one
>>135803358
Uhm, are you saying taking responsibility for your ancestors sins is a mistake?
Grow up, Trumpcuck.
Is this the closest USA will come to having a Jewish president?
>>135803590
>that dumb, mindless look on Trump's fat, bloated face
Even a toad like Kissinger looks more presidential than Fat Donny.
>SHUT IT DOWN
>>135803078
They turned that shit so hard. I remember the days when plebbit was 100% anti-shillary and then the moment she got the nomination it turned into 100% anti-Trump.
>>135803631
>growing up is destroying your nation in order to make up for sins you didn't commit
German autism at its finest, everybody
>>135802143
obama
>the first terrorist president
trump
>the first smart president
fixed that for you
>>135803799
Uh look, the Trumpcuck resorts to drama and hyperbole. What a surprise.
Your vagina has no power here, snowflake.
>>135803880
cringe
>>135802528
I'm reporting this post to the STASI as possible hate speech
>>135803631
Your ancestors are Red Army enlisted men.
>>135803889
>your vagina has no power here, snowflake
do you think if you just string random words together it makes a cohesive insult?
>>135804125
Your ancestors lost the Vietnam war.
>When you try to take healthcare away from millions and fail by one vote.
>>135799732
It does mean you are a Nigger.
>>135804215
>I demand to be insulted in a cohesive manner, thank you very much
Trumpcucks, everyone.
>>135804234
We didn't get mass raped by the NVA afterwards
>>135802377
LOL
>>135804359
No, you're getting mass raped by Jamal now.
>>135804325
it's not even an insult, m8
>>135804453
Happy New year Dieter
>>135804512
>please lob insults at me, i'm a cuck and it gets me off
Trumpcucks, everyone.
>>135804540
Yeah, you still top that by an order of magnitude. Every year.
If only you guys had some sort of 2nd amendment rights you could use to keep your white pussy safe from BBC, eh?
Sad.
>Before her wedding, in July 2009, after studying for over a year with Rabbi Elie Weinstock from the Modern Orthodox Ramaz School, she converted to Orthodox Judaism
>took the Hebrew name "Yael"
>She describes her conversion as an "amazing and beautiful journey" and that her father supported her studies from day one, due to his respect for the Jewish religion
>She attests to keeping a kosher diet and observing the Jewish Sabbath
>"We're pretty observant... It's been such a great life decision for me... I really find that with Judaism, it creates an amazing blueprint for family connectivity."
Why did Christianity fail to give Ivanka "Yael" Trump the "amazing and beautiful journey" that she found in Judaism?
>>135803078
>conservatives: "poor people have no money because they're bad at decision-making"
>bernie bros: "NO WE'RE NOT! MY ENTIRE PAYCHECK GOES TO MY FAMILY AFTER MY $100 DONATION TO BERNIE!"
>>135799410
>all the things he promised to do and never did.
>barely started his first term, already tried to do everything and has been fought by the establishment
yeah, fuck you shill. sage for Seth Rich
>>135804741
>(((((((((((((((Trump)))))))))))))))))))
>>135804700
If only you had some sort of Constitution that wasn't dictated to you by an occupying military force these hateful posts you're making would be protected speech instead of a criminal act.
>>135805031
lmao
>>135799410
>Anti-Trump General
Stop associating with his fake changed name, he's a failure lunatic ''business man'' who we can't associate with a name that is associated with wealth and prosperity
His actual last name was fucking Drumpf xD
That's what we should call him. I now present to you, the ABCs of Donald Drumpf
Asshole
Bigot
Crap
Dumb
Evil
Failure
Goon
Hitler
Idiot
Joke
KKK
Loser
Monkey
Nosy
Offensive
Problematic
Quack
Racist
Stupid
Transphobic
Ugly
Violent
Waste
Xenophobic
Yok
Zilch
Now please every last few Drumpf supporters out there, just really...no one, NO ONE likes him anymore, not even his old supporters like me.
Just stop and realize, his last name is FUCKING DRUMPF XD
>>135803358
> being so poor you have to look where every single cent of your taxes is going
>>135805108
Still not using those 2nd amendment rights to keep BBC out of your white pussies, eh?
How unexpected.
>>135801546
>>135799454
>>135801070
Go to the gay karen thread reddit spastics
>>135795413
JOHN KELLY AND MATTIS SAID BEFORE JOINING THE CABINET: ONE MUST BE IN THE COUNTRY AT ALL TIMES IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
if you dont support trumps policies then why are you mad that he didnt implement his policies
lmao
>>135805135
Still sounds better than soetoro
Two constants on /pol/
1. Trump general will never die
2. There will never be a consistent anti-Trump general
>>135799410
you know what to do with these faggots hijacking a legitimate thread guize
Better call this dickwad to cook up another story for trumpfags to swallow.
>>135799410
Nigger are subhuman
>>135805367
>Trump general will never die
Unlike his Obamacare repeal lmao
>>135804741
>>135805031
>>135805124
Imagine being so retarded that you really believe the Trump's aren't playing the long con.
>Punished Trump
>>135799410
He did nothing and will do nothing.
He failed to make place for European nationalists, the only Thing he could have done,
Are trumplets the new fedora bearers?
>>135799410
Gay and homosexual
>>135805424
Its being taken up again this week tho
>>135805135
drumpf voter here, honestly regret voting for him after reading this post 2bh
utterly BTFO
>>135802108
O R A N G U T A N
R
A
N
G
U
T
A
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DRUMPF is the ultimate disappointment-pill
>no wall
>no hillary in jail
>no bitchslapping china
>lies every step of the way
>lies about his tax returns
>lies about russia collusion
>hires incompetent people who like him
>fires people who don't like him
>racist, bigoted, climate change denier, thinks vacceens causes autism, started the birther movement
>plays golf or does business instead of being a US president.
>his tweets are embarassing
>will be impeached before the 365th day
MAGA MY FUCKING ASS. THIS GUY IS AN EMBARASSEMENT.
>>135799410
He's been your president for what? 6 month now? Fucking quit crying or do something. Still so much butthurt. Stfu or handle the shit, wtf are you planning or crying straight for 3,5+4years?
>>135805536
>Its being taken up again this week tho
Exellent, that gives him yet another opportunity to fail and embarrass himself in front of everyone again.
>>135805663
>>135805227
I see that you are interested in BBC. Don't worry Dieter, right now there is a number of heavily armed American negro men in your country right now. Sometimes they leave their legacy in German cunts before shipping home
>>135805505
MAGAPEDES,Bongs and Polacks ruined/pol/ and let it degenerate to be filled with fake-Nazis, Balkaniggers and actual SJWs.
>>135805673
>embarassment
tehe
>>135805728
>I see that you are interested in BBC.
So are your women.
>>135805724
>>135805728
>there is a number of heavily armed American negro men in your country right now
Should've sent them to Vietnam instead, may you would have won.
>>135802108
>inconvertible
Are you this stupid for free?
>>135806053
Hello <3
Trump sucks
>>135805844
Right back at you Dieter. Our negro soldiers love being posted to your ridiculous little country cuz them German bitches give it up like nothing. It's actually an incentive used by recruiting sergeants
>>135806164
Yeah. Bump. Triggered? :^)
FUCK DRUMPF
>>135806210
Thanks for the visibility.
sage'd again
>>135806192
>Our negro soldiers
You'll have to more specific, the term "negro" seems to cover the entire U.S. population these days.
>>135806308
Thanks for the (You). And the bump.
>>135806148
>implying
Guess so
>>135805941
Too bad we didn't have the German military geniuses that lost a third of your nation to Poland to help us
>>135805310
It was a game-time decision. If he was gonna bring back our jerbs and fix infrastructure, it woulda been worth it. Then I looked at Trump U again and remembered he's always been completely self-serving and full of shit. But if the Trump that ran with those promises had delivered, I'd be #MAGA2024.
>>135806308
Announcing sage is against the rules :) (: :)
>>135806332
Those are beaners, Dieter. They like going off base to get cheap German pussy too
>>135806332
>Posts list of criminals
>all black
>because that's representative of US entirety
Squarehead, have you been reading /pol/ at all?
>Russian sanctions got worse
>NK is under threat
Nothing else matters for me. Good for him. Its "by the book" GOP tactics and I love them in terms of international diplomacy.
>>135806665
I thought squareheads were swedes
>>135806789
>I thought squareheads were swedes
>Implying
All squareheads and boxheads are the same from the North Pole to the Alps. Anglo masterrace
What ever happened to the swamp drainers?
>>135806475
>being this new
>>135804700
Go home hans, achmed is through fucking your mommy and sister
>>135806956
Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed. :)
By the way, every other reply on /pol/ wasn't SAGE SAGE SAGE until the 2016 election. It started gradually in 2015, but ever since, there's so many people who don't read the rules. Also, I've been here 8 years sweetie. Started on /x/ :)
>>135801692
We wuz kangz n sheeeit
>>135802009
>>135807319
>until the 2016 election
>really showing how new...
>>135807606
>>135807606
Whatever homie.
>>135807319
>By the way, every other reply on /pol/ wasn't SAGE SAGE SAGE until the 2016 election
I wonder why. Maybe the first page of the catalog wasn't all /b/-tier and shill threads?
>>135803880
>trump
>smart
>>135805536
What, with both the Senate and the House recessed? That would be pretty fucking impressive.
You twat.
I fucking hate Trump so much.
>>135802108
>>135802143
This x1000 t b h
>>135799410
>promise things
>try to implement it
>fail in congress
He tried and I don't hold it against him.
>>135799410
I heard Trump killed Seth Rich to frame DWS and Hillary.
True or false? Better wait for Snopes.
>>135799410
Daily reminder
>>135810428
>>135799410
>>135806939
Those arrows sure are good evidence!
>he a good boy, he dindu nuffin
>>135803880
> trump
> smart
ayyy lmao. i'm still glad that trump is the president because it's a lot of fun to watch, but saying that he's smart is just.... JUST
>>135809945
He's own manly wife is a whore and his daughter is a jew cock sucking bitch lol
Hahahhahah.
The voters wanted an outsider and they got an outsider. He has very little political contacts and no real allies. Everybody is using him for their own gains and the people he really trusts, his daughter and son-in-law are retards in politics.
>>135799410
This is now an Akko thread
>>135799410
Talking about orgies at the boy scouts.
>MFW
>>135799410
He's gonna need that JUST cut now that everyone knows he's responsible for Seth Rich.
>>135811483
Mueller is on his way... just wait 4 it.
>>135809480
Nice 'discussion' champ.
>>135799410
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA STAY ASS MAD FAGGOTS, AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA LEFISTS/ESTABLISHMENT SHILLS BTFO CRY MORE YOU STUPID NIGGERS
>>135799410
good goy 1 shekhel for you
>>135799410
>>135799410
Hi shareblue.
Bye shareblue.
Sage.
>>135812173
>leftists actually tell themselves this to sleep at night
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>mmmm yes I'm so smart DRUMPfs just a big dumb meanie he's so idiotic he speaks like a 2 year old omg he so stupid an absolute idiot, I'm just so intelligent and smart and Obama was the best president ever, seriously Obama made no wrong move and he's the best oh and I'm so smart *huffs own fart* awww mmm yes so good yes *huffs own fart again*
>>135799410
You fucking fat cunt, your the only pathetic failure here
>>135812522
Obama was the best POTUS ever... Trumpy is fucked in the head.
Fuck off shills
Trump and Millania were beta as fuck when they were younger.
>le god emperor
Comey is the bigger man... Trumpy is a Pygmy.
>>135799454
Back to deddit with you.
It's funny. Make an anti-trump thread, and people throw a hissy fit and post non-related bullshit in the thread.
>>135799410
>Burnie gets jipped by Hillary
>Hillary loses to Trump
Hows it feel losing twice lmao
>>135812711
look at her, crushing that wimp's hand
Those faces hahahahahahah... what a clown show this presidency has been and it's gonna get better in the future. That huckleberry hukabee sanders butch queen in drag is hilarious and they try to pretty her every day hahahahahah. MUELLER IS THE KING. Coming soon JAIL TIME.
Have we forgot that Trump is a literal child rapist? Why isn't /pol/ doing more to bring this angle back into public light. It's more of a sure, provable thing that "Muh Russia".
>Donald Trump raped and sexually assaulted numerous women over several decades. (This includes a case where a 13 year old Was raped by Trump while he was at a party hosted by personal friend and now convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3578088/Dark-tales-molesting-beauty-queens-raping-ex-wife-Claims-racism-cosying-mafia-gets-closer-White-House-TRUMP-stripped-bare.html
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/donald-trump-accused-rape-woman-7858242#rJUj9YEHx7x9Hf8m.97
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/donald-trump-denies-rape-teenage-7857357
https://www.mrconservative.com/2016/04/72311-breaking-trump-accused-of-raping-13-year-old-girl/
http://www.inquisitr.com/3044556/donald-trump-rape-lawsuit-claims-trump-forced-12-and-13-year-old-girls-to-peform-oral-sex-on-him/
http://www.redstate.com/sweetie15/2016/04/29/donald-trump-named-lawsuit-alleging-rape-teen-girl/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3546047/Beauty-pageant-organizer-accused-Trump-unwanted-fondling-contestant-claimed-said-women-bimbos.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/gossip/harassment-suit-trumped-article-1.764918b
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-unsettling-behaviour-dozens-women-a7030506.html
http://therealdeal.com/2016/06/20/jane-doe-files-civil-rape-complaint-against-donald-trump-in-ny-court/
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/294361/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-teen-girl-rape/
>>135813002
It seems to be one buttblasted /r/T_D drone who's upset someone doesn't worship his god.
>>135812522
>le 5d chessmaster retort
>>135813166
Checked. Please archive or screenshot:
>http://mirror co uk/news/world-news/donald-trump-denies-rape-teenage-7857357
https://archive.is/yvaDA
>http://independent co uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-unsettling-behaviour-dozens-women-a7030506.html
https://archive.is/mJarB
>>135812711
Billy's had her...
>>135802753
not all of /pol/, just /ptg/ and the ones that go there all the time
Pic related is the assblasted trumplet auto-posting all these images in an act of clear desperation
>>135813171
See, I don't care if people like Trump or Hillary. It disturbs me when you vehemently defend someone's actions, no matter how bad, to the death. It's ok to criticize people you like. Hell, it's normal.
>>135813558
Russia defrauded it...illegal Trumpy farts.
OMG y'all! I'm #resisting on like a level 10 right now. Told some of my white friends off last night defending the honor of Tyrone. Can't mess with me. Yasssssss!
#NotMyPrezzy
Can't wait to get on Twitter and see what news jokes all the washed up C-list celebs have come up with today about Drumph McGrumph.
Man, Russian amirite?
>>135813176
Whoever made this meme has serious autism, kek
>>135813628
With this logic, would you also call /sg/ and /britpol/ echo chambers that dont take kindly to disruption and shitposting?
Why is /ptg/ being singled out?
>>135799410
Losers, all of you.
>1/10 bait
>>135814250
She's not... Trumpy is fucked mueller soon b coming hahahaahhahahahah... he's immune and will throw Trumpy farts in jail.
>>135809945
Who wants to cum splatter ivankas face? I do....
>>135801566
>dworkin
Nice clothes hahahhahah.
>>135799410
Where is the wall?
>>135812522
>he's proud that the duly elected Leader of the Free World resorts to having 140 word tantrumps on a social media platform when things don't go his way....
Frankly a little goncerning that people actually try to justify this sort of shit to themselves like this.
>>135800982
>Bump.
What is something Hillary does off of Huma Abedin's brown tits?
>>135799410
Bump
Hope there will be also new editions and pastebins
>>135799410
You mean like every politician does? Shocking stuff!
>>135814099
>with /sg/ and brit/pol/ users at least you can still have a rational argument if you just don't jump in there going "lel you're all ebin redatds :DDD", while on /ptg/ for every attempt you get is just "shill" and the likes of that
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
“What’s up Draco?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
Chapter 2.
AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
>>135814998
Just don't vote for him in 2020
>>135799410
Trump is a bit of a letdown
He's done some of his promises(except the wall) and is a cuck to the Saudi's
But I think /pol/ meme'd him to godlike status,when in reality, hes just a business man who showed up at the right time to defeat the evil that was the Clintons/bushes dictatorship
>>135807568
Thanks anon, I have not seen this one surprisingly. Gave me a good chuckle.
>>135799410
Also OP, I sage'd your faggot thread.
Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
>>135806182
DRUMPF BTFO HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER
Is Bannon here? He has to kiss Kelly's ass to see Trumpy farts also prostitute ivanka does the same ... she is 1 whore.
>>135815861
BRAAP
>>135815749
He won't recover he's gonna die in prison...
>>135799454
You are the one who is shilling. Quit sucking Trump's dick.
>>135816022
Nigger Flag Detected
>>135815861
Damn that ass is perfect
I would gag her with my socks to make her shut up and would fuck her brains out
>>135816163
THIS THIS THIS...
What happened to spicer? Hahahahaha mooch the hooch is fucked hahahhahah
>>135816301
You want me to rape those tits?
>>135815595
>he thinks this administration is going to make it to the primaries let alone survive the upcoming articles of impeachment...
Butch queen... hahahahahah. They doing a makeover on her cos Trumpy thinks she's ugly like her dada hukabee. Hahahhahah lipstick on a pig.
Kushner has the wimpiest gay voice ever,.. hahahahahahah
>tfw your administrations cyber security head gets phished....
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-02/donald-trump-white-house-email-prank/8765736
Every day is a fucking laugh riot with these clowns on the WH. Now Trumpy has no balls for n Korea. Kim is calling him out and Trumpy s a coward. Hahahhahah.
>>135799410
Fuck this lying, orange, piece of shit.
God, it's so fucking obvious that he colluded with the Russians. How can you still defend this asshole? Oh wait, you don't care that he did, that's how deluded you Trump supporters are.
But.. I don't get it. Like why aren't we making process.
THE EVIDENCE IS THERE
HE COLLUDED WITH THE RUSSIANS TO WIN THE ELECTION
HE FIRED THE FUCKING FBI DIRECTOR TO PREVENT HIM FROM DIGGING UP MORE INFO FOR THE PUBLIC
HE'S UNDER INVESTIGATION BY A SPECIAL COUNSEL
And now, FINALLY, the articles of impeachment have been presented. There are slim chances of it passing the house right now, but if it doesn't happen soon, he'll completely ruin our country with his racist and fascist rhetoric.
The soonest way to do this is by TAKING BACK the government from these corrupt republicans with a blue wave in 2018. That, combined with the crippling amount of evidence of Trump-Russia collusion will practically FORCE an impeachment vote, swiftly passing the house and senate, and freeing our country from the grip of this fascist asshole and his horrible cabinet.
I can't fucking wait to see all of you racist Trump supporters in MAGA hats crying and throwing tantrums as he gets sentenced to jail time on national television with hundreds of millions of viewers from around the world. He'll leave the courtroom in handcuffs, and will finally get what he wanted: A WALL. A wall around him in jail, that is. He will go down as the worst President in American history and republicans will have egg on their face for the rest of their existence.
Hey nice I like this Idea, get all the shills off all the other threads and group then into one big massive shit thread
/pol/ is back boys yeeee hawww
>>135799410
When is tangerine buffoon getting impeached?
>>135817307
This...
>>135817363
R Crumb will sue u for copyright.
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>>135805505
Collecting Ips for later release shills.
Your vpns are just ADORABLE btw. Y'all just fell into a honeypot thread amateurs.
>>135801666
satanic trips of truth
>>135799732
Faggot leftist. You never liked him.
>>135812711
I betcha bill had her b4 Trumpykins...
Does the left hate when their tactics of shutting down discourse is used against them?
I think it should happen for EVERY fucking liberal POS thread, since it's their primary tactic for debate and "progress".
Fuck you worthless pieces of anti-American pig shit. Go choke on a discarded tranny cock.
>>135802566
>pulled of of (((paris climate accord)))
pls fix
>>135802566
Don't forget
>Now have access to chinese beef markets
>Can sell natural gas to china
>Beginning to make us into an energy exporter with Polska
>>135818187
Jokes on you I'm in incognito mode