If you had a time machine what would you do ?

>>135799404
smash her front teeth out with a small hammer

I would kill jeff mangum

Punch your pregnant mother in the belly so you don't make this thread everyday.

Go back i time and rape myself as a toddler

>>135799404
Tell everyone Hitler was funded by the Bush family and American corporations.
Actually save Germanyy/Europe, rather than destroy it.

>>135799404
Kill everyone that was instrumental in Hitler's defeat.

>>135799960
So....Hitler?

>>135799404
Fuck Anne Frank and help Hitler win the war

>>135800039
You know what I mean, Tyrone.

>>135799404
Prevent women's sufferage

>>135800290
I am afraid I do not; White Who Acts Like Jew.

>>135799829
Honestly I would do this to A.) make whiny faggots shut up when they say "I've been through some shit" and B.) prove that being molested doesn't ruin your life.

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>>135799404
Go back to 1973, learn Spanish, move to Chile, enlist in the army, and throw some filthy commies out of helicopters.

>>135799404
Introduce modern day tech to the Germans as well as giving them all known data on WW2 conflicts

>>135800664
Only a cuckstaini would say some shit like this.

Give her a ball point pen

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>>135799404

>>135800173

>weeb goes back in time
>fucks Anne Frank
>she had her 1st period when she was nine
>assist Hitler in the quest for world domination
>meanwhile
>young Anne Frank is pregnant with child
>she gives birth before she is taken away by SS
>gives her child to a German sympathizer to the Jewish cause
>Ms. Frank dies in the camps due to massive typhoid outbreak
>Modern day
>With Hitler ruling the world with an iron fist to anyone who isn't Aryan Nazi Germany enjoys what is to be considered the 1000 year reich
>until present day 1989
>A man born out of wedlock leads the resistance to fight off the Nazi Empire and succeeds in destroying everything it stands for at the battle for Detroit
>all the minorites who have been fighting for their right to survival have successfully beaten evil men bent on genocides
>That man is your son anon
>you did this to yourself.

>>135799404
I would travel back in time to when i was three. I would live my life again only this time with all the knowledge, reasoning memory and philosophy from this timeline, but will gain it gradually as my brain develops.Then i could be a genius and might avoid all the stress that ruined me and avoid becoming the failed piece of shit i am now.

I miss my child hood so much, i was some boy, much better qualities than i have now.
No restart though, i just have to make with this life what ever i can of it, how ever i do that...

>>135803182
These stresses are directly caused by modernity. Our natural growth has been replaced with a grooming process that produces god goy consumers not able to justify why they get up in the morning or what the reason for striving is.
Don't give up.