EU in ten years time

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> Be me
> Ten years from now.
> Go on holiday to the United States of Europe (It’s all one Country now)
> People shooed off the runway before plane can land.
> Bomb goes off in the airport terminal as I approach, no-one seems to even notice.
> try to leave airport, so much un-checked immigration that it takes two me weeks to get out
> People are carrying loaded guns through customs.
> Leave airport in standard taxi with 30 other people in it
> So much overcrowding that whole continent has been turned into a city.
> Get raped by 5 different immigrants on way to hotel.
> Police do nothing.
> Hotel has been destroyed by ISIS.
> Say “This is Shit. Boy am I glad we left the EU”
> Get Arrested for it.
> “The King of Europe, Jean Claude Junker the 1st, decrees that it is illegal to dislike the state of Europe.
> Say “I have diplomatic immunity” #Lying FTW
> 5 Muslims burst into the police station.
> ohshit.jpg
> get shot and then blown up
> dead