Black Ops Assassin needs your assisstance

Why? Just keep up the good work, soldier.

>>135759944
>kekistani flag
>black ops assassin

15 year old retard confirmed

>>135760181
You try maintaining after the cartels put heroic doses of LSD gel on your doorknobs and car handles. You try maintaining when the mafia kills your girlfriend. You try maintaining when you are being followed constantly. You try maintaining when you have been ignored by two presidents. You try maintaining when the only thing that helps you sleep at night is a plant that government says I'm not allowed to grow. You try maintaining when if you try to tell your loved ones about it they will have you committed to an insane asylum.

I'm fucking tired of killing people.

>>135760327
I'm asking for advice, not insults from new fags that don't follow the frog.

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>>135761078
>calls me a new fag
>not a newfag

>>135760697
>LSD gel on doorknob

fake and gay

Summer

>>135760697
LSD isn't absorbed quickly enough through skin to give you a heroic dose. Albert Hoffman had liquid LSD all over his hand and he had a mild trip. You're full of shit

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This is the shittest laziest LARP I've ever come across
Congratulations

>>135759944
Just dump it anon

>>135761717
How would you go about it? Email a news agency? Tweet to Hannity? How would you provide proof?

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>>135761891
you could start by not swallowing every dick you can

This forum used to be so helpful 10 years ago. I understand now that the real players have left. And all that's left is beta cucks that will never know what it is like to hunt men and be hunted my men. I'll figure it out on my own like I've been doing for the past 7 years. Just remember you are in the jungle. And in the jungle those who kill will always be king.

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>>135762496

saving that as a pasta, thanks

>>135762496
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.