(((Cuckstianity)))

Obviously, the Greek-influenced ideals of Christianity were so appealing that every single European people abandoned their folk polytheism to be ruled by Christ. Christ's ressurection was so important that it caused the Pharisees to split from their own religion and embrace a thinly-veiled Babylonian mysticism instead. Good thing Christ warned us abput the false Jews or Europeans probably wouldn't have kicked them out of their countries for 1500 years.