Becoming Christian

>>135752820
Recite the Shahada

1) Go to the church
2) Read the 2nd testament
3) Talk with other christians to learn faster and make connections

Note : spamming deus vult or other pseudo christian memes doesn't make you a christian

>>135752820
Name a successful catholic nation!!!

John 3:16. You simply have to believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins and rose again. Simply ask him for forgiveness and to come into your heart.

Don't, just read the old and new testament as entertainment, everyone should desu, because it is the most referenced book of all time.

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>>135752820
Read your bible.

Believe in Jesus Christ.

Repent!

Pray daily.

Dedicate your life to our Christian God.

Change your lifestyle and stop sinning.

Treat everyone with equal kindness.

Continue to grow in the love and care of Christ.

I'll pray for you, Anon!

eat the body of Christ, also the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil- Amanita muscaria. Jesus is the personification/deification os the mushroom's ecstasy

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>>135752820
If someone insults you turn the other cheek and lick some nigger feet

>>135752820
Try lowering your IQ first, it should make the process easier.

>>135754167
Try not being a fag hag, you wicked, wicked sinner.

Just say it, "I'm a brainwashed idiot and I can't think for myself and take in whatever my friends are watching on HBO."

Repent are turn to Jesus Christ.

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>>135753350
This

>>135753001
This helps too

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>>135754438
>I'm a brainwashed idiot and I can't think for myself

Don't be so hard on yourself. Though, technically speaking, it's true.

>>135755279
Edgy

Be careful of which church community you become a part of.

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>>135752820
Here are your holy books, read them and apply what they say to your life, but pretending you're christian instead of imperial.

>>135758053
Nothin' personnel... kiddo

>>135758632
what is that like $800,000 in 40k Rulebook

>>135752820
balls have a ball to me to me to me to me to me to me to me.

>>135758772
Being a christian can get pricey.

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>>135752820
Cut off your foreskin.

you just have to pray and accept jesus