HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>135741339
Nice try
https://archive.is/7qHeK

>>135741357
god bless your autism

>>135741339
>freshly funded by a least two Jewish investors

>>135741339
>gets 200 mil
>redesigns website
>goes chan style for $50

>>135741339
> Base value on users
> Leave out adBlockers
> Realize value is half what you claim
> YikYak/10

>>135741339
The investors are retarded. Even hardcore redditors are sick of the site and it's inane culture. Everyone is aware that it is being heavily censored by the admins. The mods of each sub have picked up on this and removing anything they don't agree with or are locking threads constantly so people can't voice their opinions.

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>>135741339
>you live in a world where there is a giant newfag lightening rod that keeps most of the shit away from 4chan

>>135741357
I hope this a mod bot. I wanna think that they're against all the blatant shilling. And i dont wanna imagine someone posting this much on 4chan. Thanks if u arent

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>>135743329
oh boi, man I love you (no homo) but wtf are you doing with your life

>>135741339
>redesigning website

Remember Digg?

>>135741801
That's exactly why this is happening. Every time theirs an exodus from a social media site such as Reddit, they run some fundraising and claim to be worth much more than they actually are. Then a certain amount of time passes and it dies out completely, (((investors))) get screwed and the cycle repeats.

>>135741339

I don't get it.

The last thing that needs to happen is any sort of real funding for 4chan. No investors. No CEO's.

Hiroshima's hafl assed attention is the best thing that happened since Moot got cucked and reinstated /new/.

>>135743329

Be honest with me - Are you Abatap?

>>135741339
> Huffman

>>135741801
Just need to stop people from buying Reddit gold. After all the boards were banned, you knew they wouldn't survive.

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>>135741339
This is actually an example of their failure. They've fallen into the trap of modern "tech" companies, where they don't have a working business model and success is measured in the repeated ability to raise venture capital.

The same is true of Facebook, Twitter, Uber, Slack, and a large number of other "successful" companies. They gain a large userbase / audience on someone else's money, fail to produce / find a working business model, and ride the "too big to fail" train of venture capital investment and share dilution. All of their evaluations are ridiculous by even a rudimentary analysis; these companies have absolutely no way to produce the assets needed for their evaluations.

tl;dr all of these "tech" companies bleed tonnes of money every year and can only survive on capital investment that's made under the delusion that they have value because they're popular.

>>135744076
Beats playing video games and I juggle a lot of projects. A bot that uploads certain ephemeral video stuff to YT/etc is probably my next one.

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>>135744258
This.

Hiroyuki Nishimura has actually been better than late-moot and maybe even better than moot ever was.

>>135744298
I don't use that board.

>>135741339
at the price of becoming a facits echo chamber.

the chans are all about the underground and counterculture
no matter how hard you faggots shill your msm headlines, twatter feeds, and fagbook screencaps
this shit will always be about anime

>>135745347
To follow up on this, they have about 40m user accounts (total), and serve about 230m unique pageviews a day. They would need to be able to PROFIT (after operating expenses and liabilities) $45 per user account every ~3 years to meet that evaluation.

The value of this kind of enterprises goes like this:
How many users we have? X
How much money we get from each user with advertising? Y
How much money we spend to retain each user? Z
X * (Y-Z) = value
And... It's a mistake, what about the daily expenses? Addblock+ghostery+self-destruction-cookies? The advertiser pays the same to an american visit than a visit from some -stan?
Another bubble.

>>135745462
They think you are the bot. Thanks for your work though, buddy. It is not a waste of time.

>>135745462
So how exactly does it work? Do you click on a thread you find interesting and it auto archives any link it sees? Would it be possible to get the source code to it?

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I bet you still wont be able to post image responses like you can here even after the redesign.

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>>135745347
meanwhile 4chan operates on hobbled together code, onahole ads, and passes that allow people to shitpost faster. i wonder which one could get a president elected?

>>135747699
>source
Oh man

4chan would be unusable, you know why

>>135749020
Worth a shot. Keep doing gods work.

>>135749020
do you use a pass?

Sure would be a shame if someone had evidence that Alexis Ohanian had Aaron Swartz murdered and was part of pedogate.

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>>135748198

>>135741339
>The Open Society Foundation donated 6.000.000 $ to the funding.

>>135741339
4chan is always at its best when something happens to draw people away from it. It returns to being more like the super secret kleb we all wish it was.

Less normies.

>>135741801
where did your tree go

>>135741339
oh no, that means all the normies will flood reddit. Whatever will I do?

>>135749602
Time to impeach drumpf

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>>135748198
We don't do this for money.

>>135749595
Cut it down to make charcoal.

is there ever a more revealing photo of blind uninformed bugmen than these two?

>>135741339

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot-com_bubble#.22Get_big_fast.22

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is there a more quintessential Bugman?

>>135749941
Amen

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why do millenials take the bugpill?

>>135741339
>rewriting website and UI
Remember Digg 2.0? It's going to be awful.

>>135751907
Physgionomy is real

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>>135752570
is Physiognomy the final redpill?

/pol/ needs to create an AI that automatically classifies the pedos, communists, jewish plotters with facial expressions

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>>135752570
I think you can accurately gauge political IQ just with resting facial expression

>>135741339
how scary.
leftists have shown how they can expertly use all their (((funding)))

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>>135752570

>>135753120
That's a shop.

>>135751907
YOU MERELY SINGED MY FINGERS

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>>135749532
Doesn't even think about him anymore!

>>135751907
That shit ain't human.

>>135753228
There's a .webm of this thing lifting somewhere.

I think it's just lifting the bar.

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>>135741339

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>>135741339

>200 million dollars!

>>135741801
>A scam so bad a Nigerian Prince knows it won't work

>>135754836
first thing that made me smile all day, thanks anon!

>>135741339
Reddit thanks denizens of r/pol/ for funding us with your reddit gold

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>>135741339

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>>135749595
It's being replaced by an arrow.

Nobody heads to Reddit for breaking news... they always go to /pol/

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>>135754836
top jej

>>135755545
A fucking arrow

>>135741339
Doesn't mean they aren't massive faggots

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>>135754836
kek

As they've all said, "Follow the money."

Reddit just announced a "No evil" Reddit. That just means no conservative thinking allowed.

Lmao. Fuck 4chan

>>135749595
eat a dick

Now that most posts on the first few pages of reddit are complete astroturf and the comments as well, its valued at over 10 billion dollars!

yes reddit is a great site you all can fuck off back there and never come back

>>135745462
You're doing God's work. Bless you, archiveanon.

>>135741339
>Mainstream Silicon Valley business started by professionals versus an obscure hobby site started by a teen comparing revenue.

>Haha, your orange is not as red as my apple.
Yeah, okay. Different function, and being anon will always be superior to pleb namefags. We don't have to fear CNN sellouts as much.

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>>135741339
>moderate normalfag popularity contests are more popular than unregulated truth
Wow color me surprised.

>>135757415
Someone needs to Photoshop a picture of the Norwegian flag with green text going diagnose in honor of this foo saying: >Archived

>>135757779
diagonal*

>>135741339
What is that retarded mascot even supposed to be?

>>135741801
Who should I believe, a negroid with a 68 IQ or the tens of millions of people using reddit on a daily basis, having replaced the old western forums and "ask" websites, being insanely popular with the consumer demographic (18-49) and generating so much traffic even from content posted 4 years ago?

Unlike 4chan, everything interesting/useful on reddit stays archived.

>>135745462
all hail the great archivator! doing god's work!

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>>135748198

Ahhhhhh shhhhhhheeeeiiiit

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>>135753120
WHAT TA FUCK IZ DAT MANE!!!???

>>135758641

Cancer

>>135745462

bless you norwayarchiveanon

>>135759438
FtM transsexual. Trust me, I'm a leaf.

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>>135760265
Nigger, what? Sauce?

If that shit hole is so much better why does these faggots keep comming here?
They know we dont want then here, they lnow we despise then more than 9gag these days for shiting on good threads and they know is realy easy to identify then by the pattern of faggotery on their posts

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>>135761238
Porra Caralho, someone is venting!!!
Relax,enjoy pic related.

>>135745347
>Facebook
I'll agree on the others, but Facebook is the second largest advertising agency in the world

>>135747699
I'm still convinced he's botting and just pops in every now and then to convince us he's not. That or he actually has some chatbot functionality added to his code, since his replies usually seem very generic. A simple RSS feed wouldn't allow him to respond so quickly.

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>>135756370
>A WHOLE TREE FULL OF LEAVES
We're gonna need a bigger rake for this one.

>>135745462
Have you considered opening up an avenue for donations?

>"funding"
>implying that isn't code for "agreed to censor for a bribe"
>meanwhile 4chan is underfunded at all times and still is the most known of the imageboards due to memes

Let reddit be the normie-trap that rich idiots constantly push as some new-age facebook

>>135756222
checked

everyone says follow the money but it tends to swirl in spirals around a huge elite that we can't seem to stop (yet)

and "no evil" is an evil by restricting freedom (insert libertarian memeball)
reminds me of google
>do no evil
>surveil and shape the global internet for financial profit
`

>>135741357
Norwegian bot needs to be promoted to be on all boards of 4chan

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>>135751907
Those eyes remind me of Nathaniel Rothschild. Is this some specific eye condition? Perhaps even genetic?

>>135743329
You are hero we need but not deserve.

How can a company go up in value if it's income is donations?

>>135753228
That flag

Does anyone know if Reddit posts gains quarterly or is it the typical fail until venture capitalists give up losses till you drop?

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>>135763163
>Is this some specific eye condition?
It's called being a reptilian

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>>135741339
>the lowest common denominator attracts the most people
>wanting 4chan to be anything like reddit
>wanting more newfag cancer on my cartoon porn imageboard

>>135741801
Is it very hot in Nigeria?

>>135741801
niger, please

>>135745462
I am rich Indian with a hot sri lankan girl friend.
How do I donate you

>>135741339
>leddit worth 1.8 bil
>/pol/ operates at a loss

The free market has spoken, drumpfies!

>>135741339
>The money comes courtesy of a number of well-known Silicon Valley investors, including firms like Andreessen (((Horowitz)))

>>135741357
sorry for being a retard newfag but what's the difference between Mr Norway's link and OP's ?

I just borrowed 200mill so now I'm worth 2 billion

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>>135763163
Zuckerberg and that google ceo have the same shit. All these people look like aliens, most don't even act like humans. Some uncanny valley shit.

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>>135763163
The Rothschild Eye

>>135765302
When will you just admit that David Icke was right and admit these people are inter dimensional reptoid beings

>>135765302
Its called being a fucking nerd

>>135741357
This single poster from Norway is worth more than the 200m raised on dildoes and butt plugs for reddit. Don't worry, just like twitter, through their censorship they will fall

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>>135741870

>>135765091
Norway bot's link doesn't give the site any clicks and thus no money.

>>135741339
we dont give a shit
you know we fucking HATE this place dont you homo?

go back to your containment website

>>135765091
Archive link won't give ad revenue to the site it was archived from. It's a way to deprive clickbait sites of revenue.

>>135741339
>giving yor money to spreddit
>keeping your money
who's the cuck?

>>135741339
They can raise as much as they want, but it's still a money pit.

>>135765932
>>135765921
bless ya

>>135765091
>>135765932
It also lets you get past some paywall news sites that require you to log in to read the whole article or pay for more than x articles.

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