/NZPOL/ GENERAL - Labor is Fucked Edition.

Redpill me on National

National confirmed for record fourth term.

Ardern will give Labour a little boost but she's a meme candidate. Similar to Trudeau with all that virtue signalling. Outside of the central cities, New Zealanders are still red pilled enough to not buy that shit.

Is Labour actually fucked boys? I dont know who to vote for now, anyone but national is alright i guess

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>>135738006
>red pilled
>voting National

Might as well just sell the country wholesale to China. last one out turn off the light.

Fucking great news. Hopefully National can go further right economically to destroy leftism in this country.

>>135738322
This

At least we can all live together on the streets in a few years, we can have a little cardboard castle on a street in Wellington and suck each other off for warmth

>>135738213
Labour is definitely going to lose. They must have figured that their polling is about the lowest it's going to go, so changing leader would either leave them at the same level, or slightly raise their vote. They still can't win though.

The best potential outcome would be NZ First holding the balance of power, in the hopes that National's sell-out policies might actually be able to be curbed. If not, expect some kind of local Trump in 2020.

Im going to probably vote for NZFirst how about you?

>>135736125
The Key national government is almost exactly like what nine more years of Helen Clark would look like.

Brash was a huge dumpster fire but he was the last conservative leader of National.

>>135738681
Yep. I don't know how much influence they might have, but it's really the only chance for something to be done about NZ's problems. Labour/Greens or National governing without any brakes on them will continue the same shit that's being going on for years.

>>135738681
Maybe Winston
Maybe ACT

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>>135738984

>>135736125
They are basically our version of Hillary Clinton.

>>135738681
ACT. NZ First has too many leftist policies like "free" university and shit.

>>135739032
But they'll leave the boongas and degenerates on the streets, and I'll be step closer to my own house with a tax cut. You've gotta take the good with the bad anon.

>>135738213
Labour lost me years ago when they had cuntlips apologizing for being a man. Then they tried to introduce "sex-contracts," and legally change the "innocent until proven guilty," status to "guilty until proven innocent," for males charged with rape.

At this point, labour would basically have to come out and say "gas the Jews, all niggers back in the fields," before I would even consider voting for them again.

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>>135739107
I guess it's a matter of choosing which policies you're willing to hold your nose about, and which ones you consider the most important. I'm in Auckland so to me the rampant immigration problems and (related) housing prices are the big thing for me. In other parts of the country the priorities probably look different.

>>135739032
>it's happening in new zealand as well
the minute a war with china kicks off, i am fucking enlisting

>>135739303
Chinese immigration has been helping the economy, they work hard, are intelligent, don't cause any crime, usually create small businesses leading to work for kiwis, etc. Fix foreign investment and it'll work out.

If you're voting for ACT or Nats riddle me this, will it matter whether this country is left or right when it isn't yours anymore?

>>135739495
So who does that leave?

>>135739303
Yeah I guess you're right, I've barely even come across any chinks and here the housing market has eased off a little. Properties sitting on the market for ages, good if your buying.

I feel we need a new real conservative party in New Zealand.

>>135739457
Hows the portfolio doing Chang?

>>135739457
visited Auckland recently?

>>135739374
there's been a war on both your countries by the chinks for centuries
a slow one
one youve ignored
they fight it with weapons that dont kill but corrupt, with money, with houses, by fucking your women

>>135739457
For whom does it help the economy?

>>135739550
NZF. They may be center left, but they're the best shot we have at preserving the foundation of our nation: The people.

>>135739559
Are we ready to forgive Colin Craig?

>>135739550
Death squads.

>>135739617
Lol, we haven't been known about for that many centuries.....

>>135739642
If the economy is good, businesses will employ more people and give higher pay. Economics 101.

>>135739617
>Centuries

>>135739792
Importing people from countries like India and China suppresses wages because they're desperate and will work for peanuts. To increase wages we'd need to bring people in from first-world counties.

>>135733766
Winnie for pm

Bring it on motherfuckers

>>135739792
Businesses will employ whom?
What I'm getting at is that if the stock of New Zealand isn't our kind anymore then what is the bloody point of a good economy?

>>135739032
I believe Winnie correctly called seymour a cuckold and political prostitute

No coming back from that

>>135739882
Yeah Winne, they might be slightly lefty on some things, but they are the best chance we got.

>>135740163
Nationalism mixed with one soclism.

Sounds a little familiar

>>135733766
So is New Zealand First like the Trump version of New Zealand? Are they red-pilled?

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>>135739881
We are seeing dramatic increases to wages under National. You're arguing against hard numbers.

>>135739946
All of us. My family has amounts of money that they wouldn't believe 15 years ago.

I'm not going to let these actual morons who are now millionaires because they owned property in the 90a and sold it now, get away with it.

Until I make millions in property myself I will do everything to keep prices increasing higher and higher.

>>135740245
Yes, they are, on things like immigration. They want to have tighter immigration and they believe in law and order. But they arn't really traditionally conservative. They are basically populist.

>>135733766
The only way Ardern can save the Labour Party is to lie through her donkey teeth like Corbyn did.

>>135740245
Yeah, their leader even held up a picture of him as Pepe.

>>135740304

We are also seeing living costs rise accordingly.

More importantly the country is being less and less New Zealand and is rapidly becoming a shitty country full of chinks and Pajeets

>>135740245
>>135740245
>Red Pilled
Not by any definition, Imagine what /pol/ thinks of "civic nationalism" rolled with free shit for old people.
>Trump version of New Zealand
Winston peters frequently triggers cucks, so you might say yes in that regard.

>>135740304
Is this real wages?

Still nothing to brag about when you consider how much minimum wage has increased

>>135740304
>My family has amounts of money that they wouldn't believe 15 years ago.

Is that from selling property that was bought decades ago or is it from wages?

>>135740245
Nope. Ol' Winnie will prop up a Labour government if they chuck him a morsel of power.

>>135736125
Corporate kiss asses. Will do anything to please foreign investors and companies but couldn't care less about fixing any real problems

>>135740587
>>135740587
>We are also seeing living costs rise accordingly.
This
>Tfw I spread my buttcheeks to pay rent

Turns out the conservative party still exists
https://www.conservativeparty.org.nz/
But that banner. And that donate button....
who designed this website?

>>135733766
Thank you, OP, for taking time to post the latest news and polls instead of the same dry boring documentaries.

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Who else is on /TOP/ here?

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>>135740245
America's problems aren't exactly the same as New Zealand's problems, but essentially yes.

>>135740304
Lmao what a graph.
In 30-40 years there will be a Chinese Prime Minister in NZ and you will regret voting against your own people. Doesn't matter how rich you'll be, we live in a democracy not an oligarchy.

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I think we know the real savior of this election bros

>>135740893
My rent's gone up ridiculous amounts in the past few years. Everything else is getting more expensive too. Meanwhile my income has barely moved. I get fucking sick of hearing house-owning Aucklanders virtue-signalling about how great immigration is.

>>135741063
Top is literally just greens but with a smaller voter base

>>135733766
no u

>>135741130
Nope. Keep listening to cucks, mate.

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>>135741129
>mfw at least 6 people i know are visibly worried about the electricity price hike because they're going to have to pay at least 10% more

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>>135739374
Tensions between India and China have been escalating slowly for the last 50 years. If war broke out, which would your country side with?

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>>135741063
>mfw come election night this man will be stalking the streets hunting knife in hand butchering every cat in sight.

>>135739654
I miss the Conservatives. Gave them my party vote last election.

Will likely vote ACT this time. Am keen on NZF but I can see Winnie siding with Labour and greens. That concerns me enough to not consider giving them my party vote

>>135741258
i think i can put up with poor hygiene if it means being able to kill chinks. most of my country would probably side with the indians too. our current government is in bed with the americans where it counts.

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>>135739559
Why haven't I seen a single campaign sign for conservative party yet? Have they given up? I hate them so much, but I was counting on them to dilute the National voters this year.

Is /nzpol/ for or against marijuana?

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>>135741063
I can't think of a single reason why anyone would vote TOP.

>unoriginal policies
>meme party
>inexperienced candidates
>cringey as hell
>literally this election's equivalent of the Internet Party
>narcissistic know-it-alls

Sorry for the repost

Half of you guys are a joke.

Too much of politics in this country has just become a desire to spite property owners.

>>135741343
Why not make a poll about it? I'm personally against.

>>135741321
No idea why you think nats are any better than lab/grn.

>>135741343
I'd be for it, but stoners are a worthless pack of layabouts so I oppose it on general principles.

>>135741380
Meme arguments. TOP literally has the best policies this election.

>>135741515
All of their policies are similar to ones already invented by Labour, Greens, ACT, and NZF.

>>135741515
Only TOP policies I've heard about were the cat-killing one and $200 gibs. What else are they for?

>>135740893
>spread my buttcheeks to pay rent
Shit's fucked, even in Christchurch. Engineering students bust their balls working part time to be able to afford food while pulling 40 hour weeks in their classes alone. And all that for 4 years to earn what, 65k a year? It's no wonder 20% of the country fucked off overseas.

Can anyone in this thread name 3 good things that National has done this term?

I can't understand the mentality of anybody voting for them this year.

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> ausfag lurking /nzpol/
> Same issues with Chinese colonialization
> Same issues with autistic party choice
> Same issues with affordability
> MFW thinking about an ANZAC red pill party

>>135741746
Would we let Canada in? Vancouver has the same issues as Sydney and Auckland currently.

Also Melbourne is the current equivalent to Wellington I've heard.

>>135741746
Perhaps we can...

>>135741640
I'm a uni dropout who has managed to turned it around and land a pretty gud blue collar job and pay off my student loan completely.

I can't image ever going back to study, there is just no way I will EVER be able to cover costs.

>>135741819
>Canada
>Fidel Castro's illegitimate son as PM
More work required.

>>135738876
>nine more years of Helen Clark would look like.
without the surpluses

>>135741837
What were you studying anon? Was living costs your only reason for dropping out?

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post ya winnies

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>>135741321
>ACT voter in an /nzpol/ thread
R A R E
A
R
E

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>>135741746
That'd be a dream come true

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>>135741957

>>135741604
>>135741618
Stopping unskilled Immigration and closing immigration loopholes, Taxing assets (Double for foreigners), Income tax cuts, Needs testing the pension, Legalising cannabis, Creating a Constitution, Taxing unhealthy and subsiding healthy food, education reform, UBI.

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>>135741906

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>>135741728
I can't. National is only so "popular" because they became labour-lite, all the Helen Clark voters became Nats. Honestly, if Helen was still PM they'd be very little difference about now.

>>135741746
Can this please be a thing

>>135741906
Pic related

I am lazy Anglo, please tell me who is /ourguy/ kiwifriends.

>>135741515
>>135741618

Reminder that Gareth Morgan attended anot Amnesty international event and promised to quadruple our refugee quota to 4000 at a taxpayer cost of $400m

>>135741215
>Keep listening to cucks
so thats why you like Gareth Morgan.

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>>135741990

where the fuck is auspol?

>>135741343
Personally support for taxation purposes. Weed culture is cancer though

>>135741618
Raise the purchase age of alcohol to 20.

>>135742049
Yeah same.

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>>135742049
>>135742173
Winston Peters, New Zealand First

>>135741893
I studied Anthropology but soon my dreams of becoming the worlds best educated homeless person were crushed and let my family members pressure me into attempting Nursing. TLDR Don't listen to anyone ever. I failed that too. Seriously contemplated suicide.

Some months after I responded to an ad for a new Beekeeper, I got an interview and managed to convince them I was bee material.

Well it turned out I'm pretty good at it. Looking at buying a house by the end of this year too, so thank God I managed to turn it all around.

>>135741321
Left is far too fractured to hold a coalition. NZF wouldn't Coalinga with green, which leaves Labours only shot being a green, TOP, Maori coalition. Best case scenario NZF is Kingmaker for National.

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>>135742049
This guy. I think the image sums it up rather well.

>>135741746
>not just going the whole way and creating a CANZUK party
UKIPs going down the shitter becoming a one issue party and infiltrated with faggot leftists, and we need something too.

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>>135741977
>Stopping unskilled Immigration and closing immigration loopholes
Labour
>Taxing assets (Double for foreigners)
NZFirst
>Income tax cuts
ACT
>Needs testing the pension
NZFirst
>Legalising cannabis
Green
>Creating a Constitution
Gotta admit I don't think any parties are campaigning for this one this year, but it's still an unoriginal concept.
>Taxing unhealthy and subsiding healthy food, education reform, UBI.
Green

>>135741977
Weak weed policy. 2 plant limit personal growth. Plus they want to quadruple refugee quota.

>>135742278
Is this man my friend? Does he gas the chinks?

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>>135742281
don't feel bad

i tried to make it in the audio production industry, accumulated 50k student loan, and now work in a call center and struggle to keep up with things

mean while friends who have never read a book are doing quite well due to family, lucky breaks at work etc. (they are smarter than me though)

none of what i was taught at school or by my parents helped. in fact, listening to them fucked me over. so yeah you are right

i dunno, can't do much about it now, nearly 28 so i am probably gonna an hero in my 30s

>implying anyone cares

don't forget to like, comment, subscribe

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This Year is Winston last chance for power otherwise he will be gone by next election he is too old so now hopefully he will break the system for last time and leave it shattered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK5Qq8KHFRw

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>>135742482
(((John Key))) said he was the New Zealand equivalent of Nigel Farage

>>135742412
>>135742412
>>135742412
id much rather my children smoke weed then drink alcohol.

>>135742314
Good points.

If he went with the watermelon coalition I would be angry as fuck. Turei is a fraudster and her party are smelly cunts who hate white kiwi males, TOP are the worst virtue signallers possible, Labour will usher in policies promoting trannie, faggot, maori rights. And they all want a massive increase in our refugee quota. So I doubt Winnie would go with them, but if they offered him the PM role and Ardern as Deputy PM I reckon he would take it.
Would love to see him as our next prime minister but only literal retards could ever consider that mess as a viable option.

>>135742071
> People living in cars in Auckland
> Better get more dead weight

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>>135742278
Richard "Wogistan" Prosser is the most loyal lieutenant of Winnies

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/christchurch-life/8372553/Richard-Prosser-after-Wogistan

>>135741837
Dole bludgers get at least the same amount as students, all while doing absolutely fucking nothing. The fact that you have to pay it back while bludgers don't is even worse.

>>135742482
People call him racist because he once said "Two wongs dont make a white". He has been bashing Chinks since before anyone in this thread was born.

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Is mummy going to win?

>>135742564
>equivalent of Nigel Farage
He is more of a enoch powell than a farage because Winston talked about back in the dark days of the 4th labour how the asians will flood in and they have

>>135736125
selling state assets
multiple conflicts of interest
dismantling national parks at the behest of what ever foreign company will give them a kickback
defrauding housing and travel subsidy

all they do is scams and Confidence tricks

>>135742489
Being a poor student from a low income family it tilts me to no end seeing people my age pretty much have there parents sort there life out for them, and it happens far too often, but dont an hero bro, if it ever gets to that point just throw caution to the wind and live life however the fuck you want, get on winz and drink shit homebrew all day and make an instrumental hip hop crew

>>135742585
>but if they offered him the PM role and Ardern as Deputy PM I reckon he would take it.
What an incredible trainwreck that would be, I'd watch it though.

I think people really miss the point on why people are voting National, basically right now it's pick one:

>National
>Greens get into power in a coalition

>>135742767
I wish my parents would keep their noses out of my life.

>>135742585
Maori, Greens and NZ First have all been ripping into each other during this campaign. No chance of them together in coalition.

I actually see TOP as a pretty pragmatic party, and I'd be happy for them to split the left vote. But their refugee and weak Marijuana policy put me right off. NZ First all the way.

Also, I recommend everyone check out the NZ tax payers union. They rip shit and tear into every political party and scrutinize their spending.

>>135742687
I was about to say she would be Helen Clark 2.0 but then again we already had John Key and Bill English so Helen Clark 4.0

>>135742693
He doesn't talk about Asian immigration so much though anymore... disappoints me a little. Anyone else notice this? I'll still be voting for him though, there's no better option.

>>135742489
Where are you based

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Anyone else want Crusher as Nat leader after bill gets rolled and Winston has left politics

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>>135742877
>Anyone else notice this?
he did let rip a little before

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/92163124/winston-peters-says-immigration-is-all-about-ethnicity-and-race

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POST YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR NEXT POLL RESULTS

>>135742316
Well they're both frauds who ended up propping up their respective Labour parties so it fits.

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>>135742977
Plus there was the thing about the reporters if you heard about that. I still worry he's becoming a little bit too (((moderate))) though

>>135743109
And we have a better option?
>inb4 National
No.

>>135742794
>National
>Greens get into power in a coalition

That's the choice. You've summed it up perfectly.

>>135742840
> TOP splitting the left vote.
Not bad eh. They are polling 2% atm. Theyll never hit 5% so those votes they take from the green and labour and are wasted. Its a win/win.
Althoug there's talk Gareth Morgan might run against David Seymour in Epsom. If he pulled of a win (still unlikely in that seat) he could bring a couple of list MPs in with him and it would be the end of ACT as a party.

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>>135742625
Based Prosser

>>135742687
nope

>>135742840
>NZ tax payers union
Jordan Williams is NZ's Ben Shapiro

>>135742877
Winston focuses more on Chinese acquisition of NZ assets these days, but he is as consistent as ever on immigration.

>>135742906
Na... Her husband is a corrupt Samoan.

>>135743239
>Na... Her husband is a corrupt Samoan.
A chink samoan too if I'm not mistaken

>>135743193
Even better. If National sinks a few below 50, and ACT gets wiped, it will force NZ First as the Kingmaker.

>>135743239
>Jordan Williams is NZ's Ben Shapiro
Stereotypical long nose, beard, sweaty, bad teeth and ugly hunchback? Oy vey shill for the high score, muh Israel?

>>135738681
TOP if they poll over 4.5% before elections, otherwise NZ First.

TOP just have better costed policy and the immigration policy is very detailed.

https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/garethmorgan/pages/414/attachments/original/1500500221/01237_TOP_Policy_2_-_Immagration_description.pdf?1500500221

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Pretty stoked to have a general lads
Thinking of instigating some high concept billboard vandalism this time around

>>135743239
>Na... Her husband is a corrupt Samoan.
can you find anyone better in the nat caucus

>>135743513
Immigration policy is fine. But 4000 refugees is not. $400m better spent elsewhere.

>>135743551
I was hoping to go around and put triple parentheses around Key's name but fortunately he's not PM any more

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>>135743551
Labour's going to be replacing all of their billboard signs soon with the sudden change of leadership.

Please vandalise National and TOP. For me. <3

>>135743513
TOP is a walking meme. You're a chump if you've bought into any of their bullshit.
Literally greens except they hate cats, authoritarian leftist parties can fuck off

>>135743639
I haven't even seen a TOP billboard yet but they're a high priority

As much as Jacinda is useless and won't make a lick of difference I'm just glad Robertson didn't become the Labour leader. Our media would go fucking crazy sucking his dick because of his faggot status. We have so many recent homo media graduates forcing their agenda from stuff to tvnz breakfast. We don't need any more high profile faggots.

>>135743551
Greens billboard around the corner from me had 'benefit thieves' written on it

>>135742489
Check out Jordan Peterson's self authoring programme

>>135743758
Turei defrauding the dole has been a godsend for my twitter shitposting.
Making Wellingtons lefty twitter faggots defend fraud, theft and lying has been so much fun

>>135743513
>We are strongly pro-immigration
Stopped reading there. Actually no I didn't, I skipped to the part where they laid out their policy
>1. Bring in more highly skilled immigrants
OK, I actually did stop reading there. Seriously?

>>135739792
>If the economy is good, businesses will employ more people and give higher pay. Economics 101.

Importing people and outsourcing is methodically a "race to the bottom".

More people means less jobs.
More unemployment means lower spending (working class is and should always be the driving force when it comes to spending)
Less spending means more cutbacks, which eventually means less jobs and more unemployment.

The campaign money given to the establishment and globalist politicians is always corporate.

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>>135743712
I think one just went up next to me. Thinking of changing it to "VOTE SPURDO SPÄRDE :DDD FUG NATIONAL!"

I'm just waiting for the right night. I could possibly think of a less cringey idea before I do it.

>>135742767
My uncle is a dairy farm owning act voter with 2 kids working in Washington and United nations. He married some rich woman who never worked because she inherited a bunch of Auckland property.

Nice guy but fuck I hate everything about the values that family stand for.

>>135744001
The 10 kiwis on /pol/ would find it hilarious
It would be easy to knock out a stencil of a hanged cat

>>135743594
Oh fuck. Well I don't want rapefugees so that rules out TOP. Even Winston wants more though.

>>135743631
I know that feel anon.

>>135744106
That would be hilarious. and a lot more people would get it.

>>135743890
What's wrong with that? Don't you want to get rid of Indian students and chink landlords?

>>135744330
Under TOP's plan we'd probably get less bungas and flips but more chinks because they have muh skills

>>135744217
Why even live

>>135743883
Got any good screen caps of raging commies?

>>135743569
Dr Jonathan Coleman will be the next leader of the National Party.

>>135744330
Nothing in their plan about getting rid of landlords and students.

>>135744509
why would caucus ever choose him even joyce would beat him

OP formatting is a shit show i just threw up there and hoped it stuck. I will do better next time lads.

>>135744509
>implying he won't be John Key-lite

>>135741235
>tfw
http://www.herinst.org/sbeder/privatisation/NZelectricity.html#.WYBLEBA81lY

>>135739457
Traitor

>>135744478
Na sorry, my twatters too tied to my identity to post here
Searching for "turei" and calling her a thief is guaranteed replies

>>135742071
He wants everyone to get a living wage. He'd just become a socialist dictator, or pave the way for one.

> voting for a guy who wants Maoris to ask the UN for help against mean old whitey

Fucking kill yourself you dumb nillmenials

>>135744713
You are an angel sent before us, OP

>>135744637
He is more charismatic than Joyce, and hasnt been hit in the face by a dildo. Joyce would be Deputy.

>>135744717
Thats exactly why National will choose him. Its not like i'd vote for him but Nats would.

>>135745101
>charismatic
>coleman
what the actual hell mate

Which NZ party is actually going to do something about the huge meth problems and youth suicide rates? None of them seem to be addressing the issue which makes me saddies.

>>135741746
At least we don't have your dirty muzzies down here. You can keep kebab

>>135745221
I'll take ALDI though. A cabbage here is like $3.99!!

>>135745159
More charismatic than Joyce. Would you prefer Paula Benefit?

>>135745172
Mike King spoke on the subject of meth and youth suicide at the New Zealand First party conference.

>>135745172
National knows the chinks the are bringing the meth and most likely get a cut
Labour has no idea about anything
TOP will probably legalize it

>>135745172
Arguably greens or Top. Surely cannabis = less meth

>>135745407
Stop shilling an authoritarian left party. TOP are cancer and if this isn't bait then you are too

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Give a bong immigrant who can't even vote the basic gestalt.

If anyone people voted NZ First, so many problems would be solved.

>>135745350
I would prefer gerry over them both

>>135743558
>Going to that extent to hide her teeth

hahahahahahha

>>135745445
Don't worry I'll be voting WINston. But frankly he is just the least shit.

>>135745407
>Surely cannabis = less meth
lolwat? They're completely different drugs with completely different effects. I don't see how they would be correlated.

>>135745612
How's he shit in the first place?

>>135745172
What the fuck else is there to do in most of these shit towns except smoke meth?

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>>135741380
And they want to increase refugees along with the Green Party

Labour Changes leader. They need to change their policies.Enough of this far left sjw shit. They aren't gonna win.
Top party's leader, Gareth Morgan wants to kill cats. we need cat memes for top party.
Im voting national im sick of these lefty fucks.
I hate benny fraudster Greens the most.

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"I'm With Her"

>>135745612
Welcome to the adult world

>>135746013
Why not vote NZFirst? Greens hate them.

Jacinda is waifu.

>>135745612
How is he shit in the first place?
I don't think you know what you're talking about m8.

>Lower tax rate.
>Anti-Establishment
>Strict Immigration (wants to drop it from 75k too 35-10k)
>Wants to establish an anti-corruption commission.

>>135745817
Free shit to old rich baby boomers. Free shit for students. Dumb GST off vegetables policy which just creates more profit for supermarkets and accountants.

Oh and all this shit costs money. About 10 billion or $4000 per tax payer every year.

I want a party that actually rewards hard working people not boomers or landlords or beneficiaries.

>>135746071
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY KWEEN

>>135746071
>>135746359
shook

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>>135738322
Checked! If you support National you're a fucking sell out. Remember that if you're not voting NZF for Winnie Peters then you're a traitor.

>>135746071
She looks kinda like a girl I fucked once

>>135746501
For real though, I think she would look good with a ball gag in her mouth.

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>>135738482
Fuck off with your /ptg/ tier shite.

>>135746590
She looks like a cum fulled shell.

>>135746340
Worry more about RMA reform, Maori Seats, Immigration numbers, Foreign Investment, Foreign banks and Finance. These are fundamentals that will be put first.

>>135733766
What you niggers think of act?

>>135746825
>RMA reform,
the nats pledged to fix this but instead all they did was enforce tribal oversight on it which causes more bloody bureaucracy

>>135746871
Free shit for Chinese people.

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>>135745568
Sorry m8 Big Gerry will never get to be leader. I would prefer him also but it won't happen.

>>135746673
lol

>>135746920
Brash is on it Key dropped it for Maori party coalition.

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>>135746013
National is the party people vote for when they think all is fine and dandy in this country.
National voters don't think that there's any problems in NZ, socially or economically.
National voters can't name three things their party has done for NZ this term.
National voters think that since NZ hasn't devolved into a third world country yet, everything must be ok.
National voters would rather choose the safe option, and leave the big scary politics to Bill English and the team.

>>135742384
there are 2 pukekos that walk around that sign all day, they've been there for like a year or more

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Remember to vote for legalise marijuana this election!

>>135741977
>>135742384

Respond to my excellent rebuttal, you swine.

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>>135746071
Let the shilling begin.

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>>135747182
Didn't they step down and endorse Green?

>>135747268
This terrible. But I could probably fap to it. Anyone got any Jacinda Arden fakes?

If anyone felt like making a winston spurdo saying fug immigrants I would appreciate it

>>135746999
checked

>>135747325
Yeah but they would definitely be down with the sickness. Remember the Nazis were full blown meth heads!

>>135747398
Onto it brb

>>135733766
Not that I follow much kiwi politics, but act, your version of our liberals, they used to be 5% popular support or so. What happened?

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>>135747445
legend

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>>135746871
Chi naaa

>>135747516
They started speaking in Chinese >>135739303

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>>135747398
Here ya go

>>135747905
Sorry it's pretty shite hahahaha

>>135747516
they collapsed in 05 when the nats went to right on social and eco and took all the small parties votes

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>>135747905
fuggin saved

>>135736125
National are center right. John key dragged the entire party leftward hence it's huge popularity for the last decade after nearly being dead.
National are great for the sole fact that they have cock blocked the social marxists, feminists and the 'gaggle of gays' from the labour party for what looks like is going to be a 4th term.
They have also kept the Greens away from the government benches.
The NZ Green party are literal communists, not even memeing. They survive by relying on students, clueless undecideds going for the feel good vote and now social welfare fraudsters after their leader admitted publicly to defrauding WINZ.

>not voting TOP for that sweet UBI

>>135748158
still waiting on the damned RMA Reform

>>135738482
With Key gone we are seeing a slow drift back to Nationals roots.
The lefties are going fucking insane over at the standard. People are being banned just for posting poll results or pointing out polling trends over the decade

>>135748326
I was hoping Bill English would take National back but it seems he's fallen for the (((centrist))) meme

>>135739457
They also assimilate after a generation, unlike the niggers and rapeugess Labour want to import.

Labour only hate immigrants that vote right wing and after a decade on the sideline with the party practically broke they will tell you whatever they need to for power

>>135748396
He's playing it safe mate. Election coming up and the support hasn't really budged

>>135748495
It's kinda funny to see, Labour started the mass immigration in the 1980s and now they're getting fucked over by gooks who are a solid National voter base. The thing is, nobody believes what they say now since they're the reason why we're in the shit in the first place.

>>135748530
And I doubt it will budge either, even with Ardern. It makes the public think of instability, the Jacinda effect fizzled when she was deputy so I don't see it working to a great degree here. Reckon English will try and take National back to their roots after he wins?

>>135733766
I only have a passing knowledge of NZ politics, but NZ First is more or less /ourguys/, right?

>>135748701
>Reckon English will try and take National back to their roots after he wins?
Only if Winston forces him.

>>135741343
against

>>135747049
You can a Uni faggot Labour supporter by their negative outlook on NZ.
I'm a blue collar worker raising a family. My wages have risen sharply over the decade, my taxes have dropped. Car rego plummeted, ACC plummeted. Work is pumping. I got fiber installed to my door for free. Public sector has been SLASHED and this pleases me. Changes to employment laws have worked out tops for me and my boss. Life is going good.
I don't have to worry about the National party bringing in a "man ban" and diversifying the government benches either.

Oh and my house value has gone up.

>>135748829
see pic related

>>135742559

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>>135748829
Pretty much. I mean they're not as god-tier as some European Nationalist parties but they're the best we've got (I'd say they're like a multi-issue version of UKIP).

>>135748886
Let's hope he doesn't go with Labour and the Greens then, I cannot for the life of me stomach PM Ardern.

>>135749024
but kow iwi have control over the RMA process and have unelected officiasl appointed to local government

>>135736125
The best party in New Zealand. The whole 'selling NZ to China' is a shit meme

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Don't forget which crown you serve, you fucking cucks.
Yours eternally,
Dad

Vote Winnie if you don't want to be a chink colony in, fuck, what? Fifteen years?

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>>135749171
"meme"

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>>135749024
Apart from record high immigration and a housing crisis, yeah, everything's going good.

>>135749171
>The best party in New Zealand
Apart from NZ First.

>>135749179
Don't listen to the republicucks, I serve one head of state and one head of state only.

>>135749179
our own crown and not yours its a personal union of monarchy it is a different crown that she holds of NZ as well as UK

WINNIE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL STOP THE CHINKS

>>135749305
In 0 years. We need to go back.

>>135749179
Get your shit together Cuckistan and we'll restore the empire.

>>135749024
"I'm fine selling my country down the Yellow River as long as I get my cut"
-T. Mr Key.

>>135748701
>Reckon English will try and take National back to their roots after he wins?
I think they have all learned from Key how to gauge the voter base and play the smart game.
He's not the socialist at heart that Key is though.
Winston will be part of the next government. He's a wildcard so who knows?
Winston's policies are all over the spectrum.
Immigration is the same trick he's used all his career, oh and he HATES the Greens which is a major problem for Labour

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Winston will do anything for your vote, even if it means eating his biggest policy. It's sad that you deluded cucks want to vote for him so badly but I suppose he's better than the greens/labour

>>135749639
Lot of kids in here who haven't seen the bauble prince in action yet

>>135749639
>votes Nats
>calls others cucks
good one chang

>>135742687
What would it feel like to be sucked off by a horse?

>>135741258
The poos are part of the commonwealth so the poos would be who we side with.

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>>135749359
>>135749482
Good lads. Extra pocket money coming your way.
>>135749367
Come on. You didn't really fall for that one did you? gif related.

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>>135749589
I sure as hell hope so, plus at least English isn't a kike and has the right credentials (Southland etc etc). The issue is people like Adams and Kaye so I just hope Winnie reins them in somehow.

>>135749639
And we have a better choice?

>>135749885
This. Plus I wouldn't side with the chinks in a million years.

>>135749979
Thanks dad. Now we need to get the Empire back.

>>135748701
Watch the media push the "yas kween slay" shit for the next seven and a half weeks.

>>135750147
This. The shilling has begun
Hopefully labour just cannibalize the greens like usual instead of claiming the center

>>135749774
Most of them were probably 11 years old when Winston was Foreign Minister.

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>>135750147
Ardern as leader is exactly what they wanted. I just hope the people don't fall for their bullshit. She will take the party in a hellish SJW direction and the threat of her being PM is the only reason I'd be prepared to have National in for another term.

>>135742314

With the amount of Chinks in our country I'm not surprised some have found their way here

>>135750269
Funny thing is that's what the polls were indicating anyway. Does Donkey Jacinda really have more appeal than Tubby Turei among the Wellington cuck set?

>>135750311
She's done an incredible job getting as far as she has, and that's mostly because post-Helen Clark Labour is so utterly devoid of talent because she positioned and manipulated the party into various groupings by identity (gay, Maori, women) rather than ideology (centrist, far-left). It's pretty amusing.

>>135750288
They were toddlers when he was tearing down governments in the 90's

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>>135743002

>>135750483
Definitely. I suspect her gender probably has a hand in her getting there, I just hope she and Tubby Turei duke it out for the urban liberal vote and just end up cannibalizing each other and eventually Labour dies as a relevant political force.

>>135750563
Fucking kek, stealing this to show to some nat shill "friends" of mine, but...
>implying there won't be a Jeb surge

>>135750097
I'll see what I can do. Might be easier if you just came home though lad. My door is always open - haven't shut it for fucking decades.

My maori auntie said tonight
>I wished they'd picked Grant Robertson because he's gay and it's about time NZ had a gay Prime Minister, we lead the way in things like that it's just what NZ does you know?

>>135750839
I can tell, neither have we unfortunately. I guess me not being Pakistani counts against me but I too will see what I can do.

>>135750888
*Tinkerbell Robertson

>>135743631

That was my idea dickhead

>>135751142
Well this is /pol/, I never thought nobody else would have the same idea.

>>135750952
Nah we hate pakis now. Thought they would stop raping kids and blowing shit up eventually, like the Irish sort of did. No such luck though, I'm afraid.

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>>135751142
Fuck off mate, that was my idea

>>135736125
national: owned by kikes, filled with kikes, basically fat pig eating at the trough, shitting on NZ. Globalists, liars and thieves.

Make some rich people even richer, and manage to appeal to the greed of the generally low IQ NZ populace, whithout ever actually delivering. Case in point: utility sales. Took our stuff, sold it to us & overseas. NZ peeps could only by a small number of shares each, random kikes from anywhere else could buy as much as they wanted. Net result, transfer of assets off shore with a bunch of braindead middle NZ families thinking they've done well to get their token shares.

eat the rich, and i mean that in a national socialist way.

>>135742559
underrated post. Winnie reads /pol/

>>135742637
do you even /pol/?
'dole bludgers'?
this is a shite society, where 90% of Kiwis are nothing but slaves. Build a NatSoc Aotearoa, help families get into affordable housing and well paid jobs and stop buying the D&C political BS

>>135752566
>Aotearoa
fuck off Hone

>>135752613
bi culturalism will save us from the NWO. deal with it. Its not as if the ruling maori class don't have a shed load of caucasian in them, we can work together.

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>>135739374
How unfortunate that we live in countries full of boomer cucks that literally feel the exact opposite

From http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4702192/Time-capsule-letter-hidden-Sydney-home-predicts-future.html

Jacinda waifu.

>>135753862
yeah china will inherit the earth

who doesn't know that lol