If you had a time machine what would you do ?

Kill Anne Frank before she became famous so you would stop making these threads.

>>135717239
She became famous after dead, imbecile.

kill first rothschild
make sure hitler catches soros
buy buttcoins on day 1

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>>135717138
tell her father not to fake her diary

>>135717329
I'd kill her BEFORE her dad thought to fake a diary for Shekels. I'd kill her BEFORE the Nazis came to power.

I would kill three Jews: Abraham, Moses and Yeshua

>>135717138
Show her the pasta of her getting fucked while in labor

>>135717138
pull a george soros and lead the nazis directly to her attic.

>>135717138
Marry Genghis khan's daughter.

Kill Hitler before he could empower the Jews

>>135717138
Go back a small amount of time, make smart investments, and become absurdly wealthy. Use that money to effect change in the current year.

Stop the French Revolution

>>135717138
Semen stains the mountain tops.

>>135719731
The world would have been worse if those 6 gorillion Jews weren't killed.

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Save her

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>>135717138
Keep a personal harem of hot jewesses in my basement whom I would get regular blowjobs from under threat of turning them in. Then if the nazi's came, I'd just turn them all in and start over.

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i'd go back in time and tell you to kys for making such a faggoty thread.

>>135721034
Semen stains the mountaintops

>>135717138
Join the Nazis. Part Jew by the way. Or go die at the Alamo with some of the last true texan men. Or texians or whatever the fuck the called themselves.

>if I had a time machine
>if

Sheeeit semen gon stain THOSE mountaintops, nawmean mah nigguh

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>>135717138

I'd save Kennedy from that assault limo.

>>135719731
2 problems with that. 1 jews were already in power
2 hitler was the rider of the first white horse of the apocalypse.

Which brings me to point 3. Would you have killed hitler to take his place on the horse or just to trigger WW2 a la WW1 assassination tactic. Jews still would have been slaughtered. The Rothschild France would be even stronger. Lloyd's in London even richer and the proletariot labor class would continue the slavery to corporate autocracy.

>>135717138
kill the snake in the garden of eden

>>135717138
Help Hitler and the thousand year Reich.

Go and fuck alexander the great in the ass.

>>135717138
I would stop those slave boats before they got anywhere near America.

>>135717138
Sink every jewish ship that brought niggers to the americas. Then do what Hitler should have done 250 years before he existed.

Join SS and make sure hitler succeeded
Kill all Rothschilds
Make sure usury never became a thing ever again
Make white traditions continue and prosper
Buy bitcoins on day 1
Stop parents from going through divorce

Basically free the world

>>135717138
Sell my house, my truck, my car, buy as many guns and as much ammo, along with a reloading machine and casts for more rounds to be made, as I could with 6 years worth of equity and savings. Get a few books with horse racing results. Start a real holocaust of Native Americans. Sometime after the civil war.

>>135717138
Position myself so I'd be masturbating in the camera frame right when JFK was shot.

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Go back and fuck Lucy, the Australopithecus.

>>135722459
And thats how niggers were born

>>135722581
Nah man niggers don't have any Neanderthal in them. This would potentially mean niggers never existed.

>>135722262
>Stop parents from going through divorce
following up all that edgy shit with some hard core blue pill.

>>135717138
Give my past self the lottery numbers for like 5 years, all around the world.

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>>135717138
kill Bill, marry her and redpill her for good
yes, I'm taking one for the team

>>135723466
>66
Yeah sure you'd be the one influencing her. You'd be selling your soul. You can't convince evil to do good.

>>135717503

Kill the Dad. Rape the Daughter. Marry Hilter.

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see if the rumors were true

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>>135717138
Abort myself.

>>135725184
>Shadman drew Anne Frank porn

Why am I not surprised?

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>>135717138
Live it up in the post WWII economic boom of the 50's and 60's, find a wife in the time before the Internet perverted all conceptions of love and intimacy and hopefully make her happy. Would probably drop out of school and support us with some shitty part time job and start a noise band.

>>135717138
Tell Genghis Khan that there were more muslims talking MAD shit about him and his ambassadors.

>>135717138
Go back and tell your mom to swallow you to stop the 4chan cancer threads

>>135717457
this