"... and then they took my finger nail and inserted it in my nose so it grows like Pinnochio, but, like, very slowly, so it only shows up in time-lapse photography. It's really cool..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmqFUd0LCIw&lc=z13exp0bklqvy12ug23mcldrtwykd544q04.1501464743086333
need a 'vomit' meme