Why aren't you orthodox yet?

>>135698221

Because there is no hope for man. He is a servile dog bereft of grace whose soul is only meant to fuel the infernal engines of hell.

>>135698221
Because Jesus told Peter that HE will found his Church and Saint Peter founded the Catholic Church.

Also, the only Crusade that were won were made by Catholics. Orthodox got completely BTFO by Muslims time and time again

>mfw Orthodox lost Constantinople yet Catholics reconquer Iberia

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Because I don't want to go to hell.

>>135698658
Orthodox lost Constantinople because Catholics fucked them up and formed the Latin Empire. It's the equivalent of shooting your friend in the foot so the bear gets him first.

If the Greeks had held out a few more centuries to invent better guns, there might not be an "Istanbul" in the modern day.

>>135698658
>Orthodox got completely BTFO
>what is fourth crusade

>>135698858
Norwegian Jesus?

Korean Jesus is cooler atm

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>>135699139
Can you imagine? A greek empire all the way to the Arabian peninsula.

>>135698658

why is this major doctrine only teached in Matthew 16:18 ? while other important doctrine are 3 times in the gospel sometimes 4 times in john

>>135699139
>>135699310
>m-muh Catholics were evil they betray us :-(
Orthodox are cucks. That's why Russia (Orthodox) is the Christian country with the most amount of Muslims yet the most Catholics country (Poland) have almost 0 Muslims

Also, who manage to conquer at least for a time Jerusalem? Catholics or Orthodox?
Who free Europe of Ottomans? Catholics or Orthodox?
Who made the Reconquista? Catholics or Orthodox?
Who is the Church of Saint Peter?

Sorry, Orthodox bois but you can't compete with Catholics.

Catholic

Real Presence of The Eucharist
Apostolic Succession
Scripture & Tradition

>>135698221
It's called Homodox, the opposite of Heterodox dumbass.

>>135698221
I am

>>135698221
They look like shiite Muslims except white chador instead of black.

>>135698658
Did Jesus mention anything about that infallible Pope fella? He, didn't? Oh, OK. Carry on.

>>135698858
Jesus wasn't white, nigga.

>>135700612
You're right, he was closer to a Serb.

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>>135698221
soon, russian bro, soon.
>>135699894
>t, Pope Franciscuck.

>>135698658
No proof that Peter founded the Catholic Church.
All Christians at one point could trace themselves back to him. And the Catholics took control of all the records.

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If God is good, then why did he create me, the ultimate shitposter?

>>135698221
Religion is gay.

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>>135700725
das rite

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Because I'm not Jewish? I dunno man, why else?

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>>135698221
Because Jesus gave the command for everyone to go and make disciples at Matthew 28.

Orthodox reject evangelizing.

>>135699925
this.

Because they have no babies.

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>>135700725
This is what Jesus looked like.

>>135698658
>mfw Orthodox recovered while your church is falling to the great apostacy (Satan)
fuck you Argentina

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>>135698221
I don't want to go to hell.

>>135698658
Faggot

>>135699894
this isnt football your imbecile ape, you don't have a church at all you have a child molester ring that sells forgiveness to heaven sham bunch of clowns

>>135701242
why they have a mission in africa?

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>>135699925
>scripture
Come on man you know that's a lie.

>>135700846
because he's good

>>135698221
White Sharia

>>135698221

Because it looks like a fire hazard.

>>135698366
Wow, did you think of that yourself anon? That's pretty deep...

>>135701700
Weren't the Jews of that time famous for their short hair?

>>135698221
Because I'm not a fucking Jew.

/pol/ is Orthodox

>>135702451
if god is the lord of light(and fire) is he the lord of hell too?

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>>135702360
dude! hide! tutsi attacking!

>>135698221
>implying your denomination is "orthodox" for more than slavs and greeks
Ivan, please.

>>135702936

I was just going by OPs pic but yeah thats pretty deep lad im down with that...

>>135703038
Antiochian Orthodox exists too and is very popular with converts who finally saved themselves.

>>135698221
Fuck off, amhed. We don't wanna become part of your muzzie clan.

>>135703789
>>135703038
>>135702815

kikesin general hate Orthodox but slowly but steadily it is gaining traction and those who want to be near Jesus Christ, finally can.

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>Catholics and Orthodox will never merge into a unified religion of God
Feela bad man

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>>135704105
Martin Luther pointed out the false teachings of the Catholic Church and wrote 95 theses, and instead of having reformations, the Catholic Church decided to persecute the Protestants.

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Why would I be