/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - I HATE MONDAYS EDITION

REAL ROBERT HOURS, WHO UP

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>>135698382
Good to see you Robert, after all need to count with friends!

>CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:
>
>INCIDENT:
>
>1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
>2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
>3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
>4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
>5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
>6 ILLEGAL PARKING
>7 SICK REMOVAL
>8 INJURED PERSON
>9 PERSON DOWN
>10 ANIMAL BITE
>*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
>*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
>*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
>11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
>12 CALLING FOR HELP
>13 LOST PERSON FOUND
>14 ALARM
>15 AMBULANCE
>16 FIRE CALL
>17 ESCORT
>18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
>19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
>
>
>POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
>
>ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
>BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
>CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
>DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
>EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
>FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
>GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
>HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
>IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
>JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
>KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
>LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
>MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
>NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
>OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
>PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
>ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
>XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
>YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT

Don't know if these are accurate.

>>135699334
for the most part

Anyone here yesterday hear about male jumped near Hubbard? Or link to archive please

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>>135696398
>not posting audio of 10 hours of rain
It's like you don't even wanna be /comfy/

Bump for one of the last sane threads

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Good Evening Roberts I hope everyone is getting /comfy/

wew, dead robert thread
/pol/ is dead.

>nigger with a gun

>>135704031
It isn't the real Robert hours for another 113 minutes

>>135705011
true, but CPD always comfy

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just settling in
comfy here

>drunk male passed out on the corner

>found a missing child
>child is fighting NOT to go with the parent

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>>135701618
oh yes,Robert

>male black named ears beat a pregnant woman with a 2x4

>>135708158
I wonder if that counts as double battery and assault.

>2 Child Panhandlers stating they're homeless.
>Intoxicated Male Black Sexual Assault ( Public Exposure.)

>gunfire at the walgreens

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what up roberts. deadsville last night. can't imagine that could happen 2 nights in a row

>schizo sister in law having a mental breakdown

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Holy shit these threads are pathetic now. What happened to the days when we would hit the bump limit in like 15 minutes? These threads are dead now. Has Chicago tamed their Coons?

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>>135711560
its not even real nigger hours yet dude relax

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>>135711560
>Has Chicago tamed their Coons?
where you been dog? you're asking questions that have no answer

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white power robert check them keysss

>>135712095
howdy WP robert. day stalking pic?

>>135712095
also, do those markings on the sleeve indicate sgt.?

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>>135712347
pics from my trip anon fash wave it pleaseee

>>135712526
idk maybe i just thought it was a good pic and btw the doggo is cpd bomb doggo

SHOTS FIRED

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Rate my dank OC

>Animal Bite
>Domestic Abuse
>Shots Fired
>Battery in progress male black assaulting a female not allowing her to leave.

>>135713012
it is. the cruiser is super clean. those dogs work harder than whole nigger neighborhoods

>>135713115
picasso

>>135713115
10/10

>white cop doing his best latino accent

>laundry list of a backlog
i heard disturbance and genitals out of all that

>Sexual Assault. ( Exposing Genitals)
>Male Black Battery against Female Black x2

Fix your damn radio, man

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>SKYLINE
north side out side the train station

>>135714607
Chicago's funding at it's finest.

Robo-Robert is breaking down from lack of funding. Male Black will run rampant....

>>135714740
man if they used half the gibs for some new radios

REAL ROBERT HOURS APPROACHING LADS

GET READY!!!!

I have a feeling that tonight is going to be prime chimping hours.

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>>135705994
Comfy bump

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>>135714702
nice

>they're unloading stolen bikes off of a truck

>refuses to leave the ER
>threatening the doctors and nurses

>two shot

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>missing tooth
>smelt really bad

wew

>he is a little intoxicated

"Shit I wish I was"
"You and me both"

lmfao wew

>>135717916
unprofessional no? high stress job tho

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>>135696398
Have a bump, Roberts

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>>135707733
I dont know why but this pics give me faith thanks for that

What do you guys do here?

>>135718731
observe race realism in real time, among other things.

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>>135718731
Listen and learn. My favorite thing to do is recap funny stuff I've heard or play bingo. Didnt see any bingo cards in this thread though

>>135718885
Ok i guess i will try this out, got meh headphones

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>>135718885
These threads are always better when someones passing around bingo cards. Anyone here ever gotten bingo in a single night? Also I'll dump some more cards.

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>>135719017
Fuck me didnt realize I had the same card saved twice.

>>135718361
What is that a pic of?

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>>135719094

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>>135719132
All I'll share for tonight. I never made any myself and I dont want to post everything I've got otherwise it wont be as fun finding new ones.

Do they know about us?

Sounds like some shits going down

>>135719440

They know people listen, but I don't think they know that racists from /pol/ listen to them.

Dragging a body.

Draging a body? Wow

SEEEN DRAGGING A BODY

Dragging a body through a fence. fucking nigs

>>135719440
In case you're unaware, the law is since taxpayer money pays for these radios taxpayers are allowed to listen to, but not interfere with, them.

Well i wanted to sleep tonight but i guess im staying here

>Yellow Cab Blocking an Intersection.

>wife hit him with a truck
>refused EMS

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>>135719961
its addictive robert

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>a funny picture while waiting for something to happen

>drunk street performer refuses to leave

Wtf

>Drunk street performer

I think dispatch was being generous in their description.

What was that God awful noise?

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http://archive.is/yerCT

Have you guys seen this shit?

>$20 "amusement tax" on internet bills
>Then a Plastic bag tax
>a few days ago a "sugar tax" went into effect
>It taxes things that contain no sugar at all.

Chicago is one tax/border wall away from a full blown meltdown.

Boat sinking, this is so randnom

>boat sinking in the harbor

That's a new one.

Drunk and playing the guitar

>>135721382
October 1st Chicago is going to have their social program reduced by 25% and with an extra catch of well bodied invidisuals need to work for welfare benefits. There is a website for the countdown and I cannot find it again for the life of me.

>>135721705
Please, You must try harder.

>>135721464
Yeah, haven't heard that one either--although the other night Robert was called to a marina to help catch a boat that was drifting without power.

PULLED A GUN

holy fuck theres like a crime every 30 seconds. Didn't know chicago was this much of a shithole

>>135722139
>On his own Nephew.
>>135722182
This is a slow night.
>Male Black Broke in to a Liquor Store.

>kicked in the glass a the liquor store

>Gang Disturbance Shots Fired a few hours ago.
>Arrived back to the scene of the crime.

>>135711560
>Has Chicago tamed their Coons?
Did Hillary win the electoral college?

>she just kicked her
The mental daughter kicked the mother or vice versa?

>>135722182
Stick around my friend, see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

>ex-girlfriend is chasing him
>she has a wrench

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>Multiple Shots Fired.

>>135723037
its only 11:13 CST so night is still young

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>>135721705

Wait, what? Explain. People that want unemployment benefits have to...be employed now?

>>135723158
I was up all night working last Saturday and Robert was still responding to shootings with multiple victims at 5am in the frigging morning. These animals may be animals, but goddamn are the diligent in their depraved dedications.

>>135707733
Original comfy as fuck pic

>>135723311
Testament to this is that I saw your update first and knew exactly which image you were referring to before referencing the post. I get lost in that animation.

>homeless lady threatens kids to shut up

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>>135723464
indeed

>gunshot wounds to both her legs

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>>135723250
The article said, "All well bodied invisual must work". To be god honest they could be using tactics the Soviet russians did and that was giving "jobs" that literally do nothing beyond stay in 1 area for a extended period of time, searching for employement could be counted as working all and all I am not sure the full detail, my response is purely spectiactling, it appears any article you can view is more opinion based then giving the facts of the change.
>Shot gun wounds to both her legs.

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>4 Male with guns.
>6 Shots Fired.

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>SIX
>SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>>135723736

As long as they're making it harder to abuse the program, I'm all for it. The next two months are going to be very interesting for the CPD.

>who is this?
>what's the difference?

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>Male black all black
>Who is this?
>What's the difference!

Did someone just hack into the scanner or is robert getting really fed up with chicago?

>>135724681
its sure sounds like that

>>135724681
It appears to be an emotional night for the dispatchers.
>Person stalked to their house.
>Missing child male 0 contact for over 24 hours.
>Unknown Male threatening the caller.

>Taxi Driver Assaulted.
>Female Hispanics throwing beer bottles and driving recklessly.

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>4 Gun Shots
>Robbery
>Robbery

>>135696398
Did that sound like a game show noise to anyone else?

do they normally play sound effects over the radio?

>naked male in the street

>There is a naked male in the street
god i wish that were me

>Naked Male in the street

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>naked male in street

>male hispanic pushed a teenager into a vehicle

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>>135726370
>>135726343
>>135726299
>>135726268
< Time for Real Rober Hours.
>Male exposing himself to a female.

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>>135696398

>>135727319
>>135727363
Could someone give me a rundown on the keys? First time in a Robert thread.

>it's Friday, I need to get out of here...

>>135727506
>Check yo' keyz
The transmission key on a Robert's audio device may be stuck or pressed in to by something on their uniform this is a request they make verbally to have everyone on that feed to check their keys.

>>135727758
Thank you, Anon.

>squatters have a mattress in caller's parking space

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>2 Shots Fired!
It is fun to count with friends.

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>>135727506

>>135728195
:3 so comfy

>Burglary shattered the glass no shots were fired.
Oh that makes it all better.

Getting a little salty on those plates...

>chasing a stolen van
>it crashed

What was that number and are we spamming it?

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>need evidence technician

I wonder what bad thing happened there...

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>>135728195
>tfw attempting to be a Robert and be in the shit
Englewood here I come

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>5 male black trying to break into cars

Who the fuck would live in a hell like that?

>>135730587
shit that map looks like the trafficking map for /HTG/?

I am amazed the number of crimes you hear in just 5 minutes of this.

>>135731520
Welcome to Chiraq, Robert

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>male black fighting with bats

how many bats?

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What's up with the morse code?

>>135732283
Repeater IDing itself. It's an FCC requirement.

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d-did we lose robert?

>>135732283
ahahaha negroasty got toasty

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>>135732445
Dang thought it was some super secret code. Speaking of, why isn't the scanner encrypted? Seems like anyone with an IQ over 75 would know that you could listen to this feed and you would know when someone dropped the dime on you.... maybe I just answered my own question.

What are the most active hours?

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>>135696398

>Linkin Park HS break in

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING.....

>>135732829
fridayy nights but in general things pick up attt 10 or so

>>135733006
you listening to the feed with the ambient music behind>?

>>135733006
Alright thanks

>>135732747
That image just destroyed my sides.

>>135732829
We are in the real nigger hours right now. Essentially 10pm to 5 am with the most crime at 1 to 3 am

>>135733114
I assumed it would be 1 to 3 thanks for filling me in. I never thought listening to a scanner would be this interesting

>>135733114
So that means throw on the ambient music newfags

rape kit

>>135733075
yeah man

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>>135733313

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>>135732747

Hey anons want you to know that something big is going to be going down in chicago area soon, just a happening

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>>135733557
peace out brothers

>female got punched in the face

>>135733557
>something big is going to be going down in chicago area soon, just a happening
give details nigga, the city is one big happenig

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DRUG CHIMPOUT

>hammer fight in the street

>car taken at knife point.
Nigga drive away.

>>135734040
ITS HAMMER TIME, ROBERT

ILLEGALLY PARKED IN A HANDICAP SPACE.
HAPPENING!!!!

Arrest made, we got one bois

>husband's off his meds
>bipolar
>schizo
>drunk
>combative

Wew, lad.

>>135734981
Cant wait to hear the end to this one

>>135735024
digits for at least one DOA

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...his pants are open

I am so glad I don't live in chicongo

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>>135738011

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>>135738195
That does look good. But I don't feel like going through the Congo to get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MVbAkPycBM

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>>135738195
>female cut her arm with a shard of glass

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>>135738195

the true chicago food kino coming through

>>135738481
they know their target audience! HA

I am trying to go to sleep but I can't stop listening to this.

Love the nigger trying to remove the boot on his van tire. Good luck jigaboo

what was that about a seamless panty?

>Darwin award winner

Kek