BREAKING: Multiple North Korean subs heading for US waters:
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/892163851147456512
GET THE FUCK IN HERE! EPIC THREAD!
>>135695569
It's nothing, just a few tourists wanting to see how that freedom stuff works. Welcome them and be gracious hosts. It is the American way.
>>135695569
Uh oh
>>135695569
>north korea
>subs
this is routine
is late,go to sleep
>North Korea
>Submarines
Hahahahahaha
Pic of the submarine they built got leaked! We are fucked!
>>135695569
Would that be a huge loss if they nuke your West coast, with its shitskin majority and the rest being white libtards?
>>135695881
>>135696121
It's not nothing, they are testing something. NK wants to experience some American Made Freedom any day now!
I was just listening to shortwave. What does 4 sky kings mean again?
>>135696068
>Being this dumb
>>135695569
Is this really it?
My bacon and sausage pizza isn't ready until 8pm.
Do I still have time to eat?
>>135696068
>Ausfailia being intelligent
They have roughly 78
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_North_Korean_ships
>California was nuked off the face of the Earth in your lifetime
>yfw
>>135696551
Yea anon please do, get /comfy/ it's gonna be a wild night
>>135696485
dont even joke about that man hahaha
NK has been trolling newfags on this board since day one. It never happens. Unless you see a mushroom cloud from your bedroom window do not fall for NK bamboozlery.
>>135696665
so close yet so far away
Commifornia about to be nuked.
Check 'em
>>135695569
Please nuke portland.
>>135695569
It'll be hilarious when they sink in the middle of the Pacific ocean before we even get a chance to blow them up.
>>135696353
Right? Rock on Kimfu
>>135696353
No. I would be overjoyed.
Kim is looking for that Szechuan Sauce
>>135696068
Diesel subs that would make the 30's Kriegsmarine embarrassed to be seen in.
>>135696353
Would almost be a favour tbqh
Update from WH Anon: we are now at DEFCON 2.
>>135695569
>says nothing about "US waters"
>would take them weeks to get here anyway
>>135696068
They have the largest fleet of operation submarines in the world. Shit-tier but still the largest.
>>135696353
If they hit L.A. bigly
>>135697075
operational*
>>135696994
where's this?
Anyone else in San Diego? So many jets scrambling in the past half hour.
kim really tryin to die tonight huh
>>135696918
Timestamp Kim or I call bullshit.
Is trump really dumb enough to try to initiate a false flag like Bush did? Does he really think no one will blow the lid off of it and he'll lose his entire base? Perhaps that's why we've had no attacks yet, he's scared of the leakers. He honestly wants an ISIS/NK 9/11 style attack that can bring up his approval ratings.
>>135696485
It mesns your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post
Are NK subs cappable of launch a nuclear attack?
>>135696800
Checked
>>135696918
Rick and Morty is blue pilled
>West coast
Oh god, yes.
>>135697166
He's got to see the writing on the wall.
I think it's one of those deals where he's fucked either way so might as well go out with a bang.
Perhaps positioning themselves within range of U.S. interceptors in Alaska.
>>135697151
I'm in Oceanside, next to Camp Pendleton. I haven't heard any today.
>>135696994
Link?
>>135696994
Defcon 2 is super low. Defcon 5 is the highest and most dangerous you idiot
>>135697124
> "we are now at DEFCON 2"
> "where's this?"
just kill yourself
>>135697218
Highly unlikely they have the tech to do so while submerged. I would imagine that their diesel submarine tech wont be that useful against modern anti-sub detection.
>>135696659
koreans said they're aiming for the heartland. the midwest is fucked.
>>135695569
>>135697434
weak bait
>>135697218
Nope
>>135697334
>It's against the rules to like things that present opposing views
>>135697151
Yup, NAS North Island is pretty busy. I hear them too
>>135697334
nope
>>135695569
I don't care if I die as long as Seattle gets nuked.
>>135697434
It's the opposite:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON
I know this is bait but not everyone knows it right off the bat.
>>135695569
>Experts believe if Friday's test had been fired on a flatter, standard trajectory, it could have threatened cities like Los Angeles, Denver and Chicago.
http://archive.is/XuNca
rip america
>>135697552
>tfw between appalachia and east coast
>tfw the norks will never get us
I hope they blow up california
>>135697661
Rick and Morty is actually super redpilled KYS you literal retard
>>135697075
I saw that a couple of days ago, quite surprised desu
>>135697771
Especially San Fran Sicko and LA.
>>135695569
>muricans get nuked
>flee to yurop on boats
>get shot at the frontier because of the new anti-immigrants laws brainwashed into the normies by /pol/
>mfw
>>135696994
no we are at DEFCON 1 srs
>>135697661
Rick and Morty is actually super redpilled kys sperg
>>135696918
Kys fagget
>>135695569
bye bye OP
>>135697505
he meant the fucking post you retard
inb4 Commiefornia gets nuked
>>135695569
nothing burger story
the only capable balistic bearing class is Sinpo (NK have only 6 of them)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinpo-class_submarine
and they have only 1500 nautical miles range
>>135697409
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/31/politics/north-korea-ejection-test-submarine-activity/index.html
They're working on submarine missile launch technology
>>135697738
Comfy. West Tennessee I hope they miss memfrica
>>135695569
The Hunt for Led Octobel
>>135697719
Trusting Wikipedia
>>135697813
It's alarming actually. If they are able to get out of Korean waters undetected, they could pose a viable threat.
They could operate silently enough for enough to get through before having to resurface.
And plus, they could have several fleets creating a distraction.
We're talking about 100 submarines total, all potentially armed with nukes. This should be far more worrisome than their ICBM program.
American dogs will burn soon!!!
to commemorate this glorious day I will order the Korean BBQ Steak Sub from D'Angelos
>>135695569
Confirmed.starts tonight. Keep you posted.
fuck guys my dogs have been barking likr crazy for the past 10 minutes, is htis my last happening?
t. california
>>135698161
R A R E
A
R
E
>>135697843
Your country sounds made up
>>135698051
Did someone say TN?
Reporting for duty!
>>135697989
and nothing of value wass lost
>>135698161
Are you in DMZ or actually in DPRK?
Hurry up and nuke us already, you fat gook faggot.
>>135697786
No it isn't you little homo. It's still a good show but it's for reddit atheists.
What if all this North Korea aggression is faked by our own government and is another excuse to jam military bases in Eastern Asia just like the Middle East after 9/11?
Oh no wait that's exactly what it is.
Sad that some Nork sailors will drown deep into the Pacific.
>>135697786
>>135697876
Never watched it and don't care. I like 1930s-1940s era Americana like Woody Guthrie and John Steinbeck even though they were both socialists and I'm tired of the RWDS thought police telling me it's blue pilled trash
Im so fuckin sleepy. I think im going to plug some ambian up my ass and get some shut eye. Who wants to match me? Bernie can still win!!
>>135697218
No but they could in theory stuff one of their fuckheug nuclear devices into the bow of one of those Romeos and try to detonate it off the coast of Pusan or Nagasaki, maybe even Tokyo.
ITS HABBENING
>>135696918
Kim is looking fresh
>>135698161
Your days of terror are over. Soon you will be finished
>>135698264
It's the most boring place i've ever been.
>>135698345
This is untrue.
Our submarine is not bad
Digits confirm nothing happens. Go to bed.
>>135698291
he's using a proxy
>>135698374
USA is terrorist country.
Not us.
>>135697876
Back to readit fagget
>>135695569
>North Korea trying to attack the US on the most fortified piece of coastline in the world
R E T A R D S
>>135698455
o dam. g'night them
>>135696353
We would all be so happy in our minds and online, but we would be "outraged" and "angry" as an excuse to rally our nation to go curbstomp some norks.
>>135695569
cnn reporting
>>135698479
Howd you get here?
>>135697786
The only person I know irl that likes that show also happens to suck cocks on a daily basis.
>>135698479
We know that.
But seriously where are you typing from? you're not just some burger soldier in the dmz right?
That'd be hilarious though..
>>135695569
Mup beep.
Koreans can't get past guam
>>135697215
ree
>>135698479
Yeah, we know. As soon as China agrees to look away we're going to cleanse you in a rain of fire bro. Tell God I said hello.
>>135698625
Kek
>>135698455
i won't go to bed because im eating pizza but thanks for the confirmed digits im safe now
Is it true habbening))00 or what
>>135697215
>>135695569
I really, genuinely want the Norks to do something incredibly stupid like nuke LA.
It'd kill millions of liberals and minorities, redpill the rest of California, rally support behind Trump, and give us cause for the first justifiable total war in over half a century.
>>135697203
>He honestly wants an ISIS/NK 9/11 style attack that can bring up his approval ratings.
was just thinking about this, perhaps his plan is to war with the enemy at home, if cases and charges start flying before the election America will be afraid to vote for anyone else
>>135698161
Please just nuke us already Kim.
>>135698455
Party pooper
>>135698628
its literally kim jong
>>135698801
Soon!!
>>135698834
Hero!
>>135698777
Oh snap
>>135698147
The subs would never get anywhere undetected though
>>135698777
NK happenings never actually happen.
>>135698884
timestamp with pic for proof you gook
>>135698595
>>135698628
>>135698738
>replying to proxy
murica gon get rekt
>>135698944
>>135698595
>>135698628
>>135698834
Part of China shows as North Korea because of the flag-detect algorithm here.
>>135698901
>>135698834
Holy shit. >>135698884
This is best 4chan experience of my life.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ikE1_8bdU
>>135696551
No you would have to be a complete retard to fuck with one of the major nuclear powerz
> Twitter link says unusual activity
> Anon says subs on their way to USA
Fake news Anon
>>135698777
Ivan, is your butt gaped?
>>135698161
Best Korea my nigga
Someone give me a rundown on how subs are tracked down and destroyed. I'm kind of under the impression that submarines are by definition hard to find because the ocean is so big, and I've always thought of sonar as a relatively short range technology. Am I wrong? Do they have something better than sonar now? It seems like a strange concept for me to accept that the United States has full coverage of the Pacific ocean, including underwater.
78 subs armed with ICBMs sounds extremely dangerous to me even if they are shit tier subs. They can fire missiles from them right? I think I've seen a video of Kimmy watching a missile launch from a sub.
>>135698901
Hello kim....you going to start barbecuing burgers tonight or should I just go to bed??
>>135698964
Worst case scenario I'm larping anonymously. One in a million chance I'm insulting a real nork. Nothing to lose, everything to gain.
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/31/politics/north-korea-ejection-test-submarine-activity/index.html
>>135698264
Your country sounds 44% filled up
>>135698379
Sven cousin bored in a place without peace trucks
Kim listen very careful, CIA niggers are inside your head
Reminder that best korea is our ally, and will free us from degeneracy. /ourdictator/ will rid those commies in california for us.
>>135695569
Probably nothing simply becuase I am tired of being cockteased with this North Korean shit. Although they could be testing US's reaction capabilities, dont see it being much more than that.
>>135698147
They're diesel subs, they aren't going undetected anywhere anytime.
ugh i can wait no longer
barron if you see this tell father to nuke the gooks now!!
Fuck, I live in San Jose. What do I do!?!?
>>135699212
>West Coast
Nothing of value will be lost
>>135696485
it means stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
>>135699445
Diesel-Electric subs. They can operate 48 hours or so undetected on battery power and could easily move out of Korean waters in that period of time.
>>135696353
wtf i love Kim now! pls dont send them back
let em play fallout
>>135699133
Thank you for kind support
Don't worry guys, our CF-18 (better F-18) interceptor fighters will protect your sorry asses.
>>135699127
I have a polish name
>>135699489
Go camping in Yosemite for a while
fuck im in nevada which can be reached i believe
>>135695569
It doesn't even say they're heading for US waters
Also, last time Trump sent ships to Korea it took them weeks. So why should this be a happening right now?
>>135699734
Why waste the nukes though?
>>135695569
And how in the sweet everliving fuck would you know their destination, hmm?
>IT'S HAPPENINGH!1!1!11!!!11! thread 1,354,973 of the day
BREAKING
North Korean submarine intends to strike Yellowstone National Park, thus triggering the eruption of the supervolcano located there.
AP, Discovery Channel sources
>>135696918
Could they not even be fucked to slap a fresh coat of paint on that literal rust-bucket?
I'd be embarrassed as fuck to have to ride in that thing if I were a dictator.
>>135698901
Your country is full of shitheads.
You're communist scum.
You'll never have food like we do. Faggot.
Implying these niggas got enough gas to get one of their submarines even 30% of the way to Hawaii
also why do north koreans all look like little kids wearing baggy clothes that don't fit? I know they're literally malnourished and small people but still, why not wear well-fitted garments? dafuq? even their military personnel look SLOPPY
>>135696800
As long as prevailing winds keep fallout away from my beautiful clark county I'm okay with this
>>135697876
>>135697786
Embarrassing
>>135695569
>high above the US navy intercepetion fleet a sonic boom cracks, a flaming object shrieks across the sky
>Is it a missle?
>Both the norks and navy watch as it slams down into the ocean with the force of a MOAB
>Suddenly a deep roar is heard from below the waves and and the head sub soars off into the air before a flash leaps out of the sea and blows it in half
>As the wrekage hits the water, doing 40 flips and landing on his feet aboard the next surfaced nork sub stands shirtless Mattis, his hair bright like Goku, he's on 9001 power levels of freedom
>He lights a cigar and leans down and tears the sub hatch off with one hand and doves below deck
>Several minutes later torpedo explosions rock the water, but mattis sub never resurfaces, all thats left is the oil slick and dead bodies and debris
>Radar picks up one contact making it's way back to North Korea, a survivor.
>Several days later soldiers on the DMZ watch as fires rage all across NK, then a huge man is sighted climbing the NK flag tower, holding a fat koeran in his hand like Kong Kong
>It's mattis
>The north throws its most advanced fighters at the beast, chugging bi-planes to kill the creature and save the leader
>Mattis beans Kim and throws him in perfect spiral, so perfect it breaks every football record ever made
>Kim hits all 3 planes and explodes into a shower of red white and blue fireworks, causing an explosion that spawns millions of Walmarts and Mcdonalds across north Korea and makes every women suddenly white, hot and in a bikini
>Mattis puts on his aviators and sails the american flag high above NK as eagles and F-15s fly behind him
And that was the story of when NK challenged freedom land
>>135699353
Although they could be testing US's reaction capabilities.
That's something like; Top NK Commander: "Sir, we haven't even left the peninsula yet, and their already onto us".
Kim: "OK lets turn them engines off". "We are wasting precious fuel".
They all go back to HQ, eat and drink until Kim's gout starts acting up, and then kill a few hundred civilians.
>>135699664
Our airforce is almost as bad of a joke as our navy. We've lost nearly 1/3 of our fighters to accidents or mechanical failures.
>>135699489
>San Jose
Learn Spanish, obiviously.
Aprender Español, obviamente.
>>135695569
if they nuke California I'd fucking celebrate.
>>135697075
FUCK. Pack it up boys we lost.
>>135695569
i'm literally making popcorn right now
>>135700001
>basic bitch burger 'n fries
Ohhhh, so rare, so exotic......
That shit isn't even remarkable within the burgers and fries spectrum, never mind when compared to cuisine as a whole. Weird.
>>135696797
Hilarious that they would nuke their greatest ally in the west.
>>135700359
WW3 popcorn sounds pretty comfy right now
We all know that nothing big is going happen.
So yeah it's not happening.
Not before September 23th, until then we shall see...
>>135700119
washoe > cuck county
hows your libtard paradise down there?
>>135695569
nk looking to sink itself some nigger navy!??!?!
Don't touch our nigger cattle and tranny navy god emperor of NK whose name I can not remember :(
>>135700211
Canada has good special forces who make the brute USA blush.
>>135695569
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>135696485
bill clinton just got a blow job from debbie wasserman schultz.
>>135700227
San Jose is actually mostly asian. You're better off learning Vietnamese. At least there are no muslims or chechens here like there are in russia.
>>135700491
Fuck off, Reno
>>135699614
>One of the biggest economies on Earth
>Being this retarded
Why do inbred Kentucky/Alabama retards think their shithole states are remotely relevant?
>>135698884
>>135698901
OH SHIT NIGGA
also, where are these fucking things? as long as they stay over there in the jap sea i'm fine with it.
>>135699664
its so pretty
>>135700001
>Very nearly roy rogers quints.
Its never going to happen is it. Every day i pray.
>>135699664
Thats an F-22 leaf nigger
>>135696068
>>135695569
Screencap me you nazis! This will be Trump's downfall when he pulls an Iraq for antagonizing people of color.
>>135700500
Britannia confirmed worst greatest allies for allowing this in their god-given waves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPHL4Q86t4
>>135700825
Yeah, and I'm not afraid of virgin anime watching Trumpers.
>>135700825
lol wut?
>>135699219
>"We will handle North Korea. We are gonna be able to handle them. It will be handled. We handle everything," Trump said after a reporter asked him about his strategy.
He's fucking clueless. Ww3 could kick off, and we've got a fucking celebrity in charge of America.
I hate persons like you from the bottom of my heart, have a hearty fuck you.
>>135700600
We can handle less money if there are less people spreading it between each other
Nk wont attack usa cause they know they're gonna be wiped out. Usa wont attack nk cause they know nuking seoul is unavoidable.
The end.
Protip: it won't "happen".
>>135700493
>much nigger navy
Wouldnt that be a case of 'too many cooks'?
>>135700967
Yeah sure, he is clueless. Not like all the faggots here crying WW3 at the drop of a pen. not happeneing ever you stupid faggots
>>135700825
Nigger
>>135700084
I think the garments keep them cool and also can be easily recycled. But ya it looks unprofessional.
>>135698777
Afraid of losing your free labor?
>>135701268
Gamergate fattie who couldnt get pussy
>>135696353
>the face when I got arrested by authorities in france because I said the n word on /pol/, an american website
fuck this nazi country
>Could sink and detect German U-boats 43-44
>Can't detect NK submarines
Bullshit. The Americans have great tech to locate subs.
>>135698791
Amen. Plus once the fallout clears out a bit we'd have a cool place to build a replica of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Literally nothing will happen, go back to bed.
>>135700800
dumb burger not knowing his aircraft
>>135699323
NK are commies themselves you absolute fucking burger.
>>135696353
If North korea nuked the west coast i would suck their dicks
>>135699664
No that's an M-16.
>>135701400
Really?
HAPPEN ALREADY
>reading this thread
>Phone alert goes off
>ends up being an amber alert.
>so fucking loud I get a mini heart attack.
>>135696994
(((WH Anon)))
>>135701551
that's clearly a C-130
>>135697215
REEEEEEE
>>135697218
Yes, but with the failure rates of 96%
>>135701145
ehehehehe
>>135697215
This is It
>>135700958
Politics isnt a game of chess in a dark room like your fascist heris say, it's more akin to a cause and effect from how nice you are.
>>135701625
you can't say that from france, or say that the holocaust never happened. you face legal charges if you do.
Some shitksin in france probably got triggered over my post and reported it. Paid 1500€. Literally nazi germany all over again, just denounce your neighbor if he said this or that
>>135701711
lmao
>>135695569
Anyone else think of the movie 1941?
>>135698282
Fuck Tennessee, West Kentucky is where it's at.
>>135701739
Nice T-37
>>135698572
Win win.
>>135701257
He is clueless though. I agree this almost certainly won't be WW3. But if something was to happen, I wouldn't be very confident if trump was leading USA. He just seems a bit stupid.
>>135701402
Do you even know how many times Russian submarines came here undetected?
>>135701711
lul
fuck it I'm still going surfing
>>135699664
That's an f22....
>>135701739
i have been studying aircraft since i was 7, i think i know a thing or two.
btw nice T-37 pic
>>135695569
North Korean diesel-electric submarines aren't bad. The problem is that they lack range and have no ability to refuel/resupply at the distances being speculated on by OP.
I would not be surprised to see them make a move on a carrier group in the area, though. If it happens, my money is on a them using one of the Chinese/Russian super-cavitating torpedos.
One sunk US carrier at the hands of NK is all it will take to signal to the world the age US ocean supremacy is at an end.
But it won't happen. They'll sunk before they ever get a chance. All the benefits of their submarines and knowledge of their waters won't mean anything if they leave the safety of their waters.
>>135701855
Damn dude that sucks.
>>135702046
NK Subs are NOT the same as Russian subs, you can't detect an underwater floating bathtub?
>>135700800
No, this is a F-22
>>135697786
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>135695569
Big if true.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
>>135695569
Praise Kek.
>>135702142
I think you posted the wrong image. This is an F-36
>>135701896
Watch your mouth faggot. Ky jelly ass bitch. I actually consider Ky worse than northern states, because they "remained" neutral. They're like the France of the US.
>>135702069
Do it anon!
>>135701711
Rau?
>>135702224
>tfw too intelligent to be an aircraft
shits feign
>>135697771
Living in Florida finally paying off.
>>135697738
Looking might Comfy there anon.
>This is now a very comfy thread.
>>135702186
We could only be so lucky to be rid of San Francisco.
>>135702331
>>135702262
Faggot
>>135702224
There's nothing Intelligent about a B-52, anon.
>>135695569
>Oh look it's another "NK is going to nuke the US" thread
Posting NK threads on /pol/ should be a bannable offense at this point.
>>135702428
>>135701420
tfw not american and have no future in playing in a irradiated wasteland why live
>>135702468
Or the B-36
>>135698964
>implying my saved flag folder can tell the difference
>>135696797
If California is invaded, will they still secede?
>>135702532
>>135702634
Cute SR-71
The Communist Union of Soviet Republics shot down that plane in '59.
That's why they built the U-2
>>135702642
may as well just do this then:
https://s.4cdn.org/image/country/kn.gif
>>135700825
Ahahahahahaa. Nog thot doesn't even have a drivers license.
>>135696353
>>135702748
I thought this was reddit? Looks like reddit to me.
>>135702224
That plane looks really smart.
>>135702770
>U2 shot down by Russia
>Francis Gary Powers is the pilot
>Trump has powers
Trump is confirmed for Russian.
good goys
Is this for real?
When did this happen??
https://youtu.be/Oi4o1u6ba1w
I live in colorado, how fucked am i?
>we have cheyenne mountain (aka NORAD)
>also have one of 3 air force space command head quarters
>>135702786
thanks anon kun
>>135702920
I knew Trump was a Nazi.
I don't believe their sub fleet is cruise missile capable is it? A real threat is that they can lay mines and restrict travel into ports. Noko order of battle is very well understood, their assets are very closely tracked. This is a ttp probe as someone mentioned before, or a false flag like someone else mentioned. If you see lots of us ships loitering off their coast or a us missile strike next, my guess is the latter.
>>135696353
Southern California here. You have the go-ahead. I will take one for America. Send the missles. Glass the place and start anew. Only allow colonization by immigrants who can prove their grandparents lived in continental europe.
>>135702956
aside from the shitty way they treat their people and they're COMMIEEEEEESSSSSS Nk is alright.
>>135703081
Messerschmidt bombers enroute
Please nuke LA, please nuke LA, please nuke LA
>>135697843
>muricans
>flee
>TO EUROPE
Lol yeah, riiiight.
>>135700812
Rofl, sonar will hear their gas clunkers half an ocean away.
>>135696353
Pls Kim
>>135703177
No.
Kek, praise be into thee, have them target San Francisco, and free me
>>135699664
Clearly a C202 folgore.
>>135703158
Can confirm.
>>135700825
fucking half-breeds, you can't even be black properly
Can they wait a bit? Im vacationing and Washington and would rather not die.
>tfw living in San Francisco
I didnt ask for this
hold me
skyking skyking do not answer
all stations snowfall repeat all stations snowfall
delta exray three whisky seven foxtrot standby
>what did he mean by this?
>>135703004
and the SGC
>>135695569
they'll be there in 36 hours! BRACE YOURSELVES
>>135703359
I grabbed my Glock, just in case
>>135696353
Seriously if they nuked San Francisco off the fucking map they would be doing us a huge favor.
>>135695569
>breaking 911 twitter
>not the fakest of fake news
>>135703392
If you live in San Francisco you deserve to be nuked
I wonder how American tanks would hold up in North Korea?
What would they be fighting against?
>>135697876
Have a fun summer? School is starting again soon
You need to be 18 to post here. Sage and reported
>>135702186
More of these
WHOOOOOOOOO GIVES A FUCK
LET THE SHELL RAIN DOWN UPON ME
when WW3 starts you'll see hordes of rabid feminists throwing period blood at the invading soldiers while being gunned down and the defending forces will be too busy dilating their disgusting gashes while picking out hairballs by that point I think invading the world will be a breeze for NK
>>135703496
Thats not a glock though
>>135700825
9-17-97?
>>135703562
>Posts a German tank
>>135696918
1975 here we come
>>135703546
I-I-I'm only here for the tech jobs...I'm not one of the libs
I didnt know I'd be dying for my greed
>>135703496
I don't leave home without my m9s
>>135703392
Hey anon. Foster City here.
Want to meet and regroup with me in the Purisima Creek Redwood Trail?
>>135702331
Gave me a nice laugh, cheers <3
>>135701855
Shoulda called the police nigger kikes
>implying this means anything
North Korea doesn't have the balls to do anything regarding attacking the US. They know as soon as they attack it will be game over for Kim's regime and their country. This is most likely just some show of force or military drill.
>>135703663
I dare you to talk to me that way while I'm riding in my Irish tank!
Imagine if they nuked the USA
The world would be such a good place again
>>135697215
shieeeeeeeeeeet
>>135698161
When the bombing starts and you stand in the ashes of pyonyang, ask yourself if juche matters then
How does it feel being a bunch of larpers? You guys are nuts.
>>135703744
I keep my 9mms under my pillow.
>>135703562
basically the equivalent of the T-72
>>135695569
>>135696485
It means you're a faggot who needs to get a life
>>135698161
Do it faggit
>>135698161
Oh no
>>135702809
kek
>>135695569
be in Midwest
zero chance of strategic strike or invasion near me
/comfy
>>135703988
It feels good anon, real good
>>135703756
sure, I'll bring my SKS
>>135703995
Of course that's no match for a AK-47
>>135701143
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiCC
>>135704289
or an AK-74
>>135695569
A big fucking nothingburger. Our jihadi dolphins will sort them out if they are a threat.
>be me. 40s. Single. No kids. No senpai. No friends. Can count one one hand the people I care about on earth
>injured on job for life. Spend my days reading, /pol, totally blackpilled
>have a reg cooze I invite over to slobber on my dick
>had her over earlier
>half a oz of killer kush on hand
>pizza incoming
>BBC Earth on HD playing
>realize I've made my peace with cunt mother, dead father
>oddly calm. Nofear
>bring it on cunts
>we deserve this
>>135695569
NUCREAR SUBMARINES!!???
>>135704401
That's not a pizza, this is a pizza
>>135704362
That's why there's M-16s.
>>135704551
(((Dairy free)))
>>135697843
surprisingly didn't have you yet
>>135704591
>>135698161
proxy fag
>>135704591
Exactly
>>135704607
Just noticed that lol
>>135695569
Nothing is gonna happen and a lack of digits will confirm a big not-happening.
>>135704686
klek
>>135701400
>>135701855
Incredible. I don't even know if Hiroshima gives IP adresses to the French fucking Police.
>>135704811
>>135704805
I heard the M-60s jammed a lot in Korea though...
>>135696068
If you just entered that into google instead of this thread you wouldn't come off as such a drooling retard.
>>135704896
That's why good cleaning supplies are a must
>>135704811
we fugged
>>135705007
A must for Winter warfare.
>>135705086
Wtf is wrong with Bill? Going to need a quick rundown, a basic gestalt if you will.
>>135704551
no, the image is literately labeled as quiche
>>135696485
Means something is up and intel officers believe its important enough to use their one time use codes to transmit it.
>>135705257
Maybe read the thread before you chime in at post 350?
>>135705177
Can you verify the MM for this desert eagle?? Got it from a buddy and need to go to the ammo store to stock up
MFW watching T-2 right now
>>135705339
I believe that's 7.62x39
>>135705086
no you fugged clinty! I found your stash of sex slaves.
>>135705339
My grandfather always carried one of those with him when he flew bombing missions in Iraq.
N. Korea subs are old and probably not that reliable. I'd assume there is a 100% chance they will "sink" or experience an unfortunate explosive accident, if they venture anywhere too far from their coast.
>>135698164
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_North_Korean_ships
In Ft Myers?
>>135698161
dprk, what is your opinion on jews / globalists / khazarians?
what steps are you taking to prevent globalists from taking over your country through centralized banking?
>>135705674
Nicely done
>>135700385
agreed he could have at least had the decency to post Whataburger or inanout
Is this you, Kim?
stripes.com/news/navy/navy-scuba-diver-appears-to-have-breached-barrier-at-norfolk-1.480783#.WX_TBqhlCEc
>>135698777
It is now, boy.
>>135705830
Anytime.
>>135706088
Since this thread is about done, I'm going to zip off in my Ferrari.