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>Early-Mid 30s although I honestly don't feel a day older than 25
>6'2
>240
>IQ 160+ (I used to teach a standardized test on the side for $150/hr)
>graduate degree in Mathematics
>worked as mathematician, computer scientist, businessman, investment banker, quant
>wealthy
>worked on wall st
>multiple passports
>watched Canada go to shit over the past decade
>Canada's economy is slowly going to shit


Decided to apply for a job because I'm bored. Some BS Canadian HFT startup. Show up to interview suited up in captoe oxfords because from website and job description I posited it as a financial role

>interviewer is a cuck, great
>greets me
>asks me to do a programming test, politely decline as I may have a degree from an top school and I can code in assembly if need be
>starts asking me about what "stacks" I know
>confused, asked I thought this was a management quantitative role at a High Frequency Hedge Fund?
>"ugh no we need coders"
>politely ask what the salary is
>$50,000 CAD
>Look around the office, all Pajeets straight from the street
>I don't even respond, just get up and walk out.
>Tell this story to some former colleagues who proceed to casually offer me mid 6 figure jobs if I want to go back, especially with Dodd Frank getting repealed (I just run a hedge fund from home now).

Why is Canada's economy so pathetic? Why on earth would any skilled person take a job in Canada?
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Canada is so bad they use dollars to pay people now.
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>>135694784
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>>135694784
Are you a Jew?
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What are you even doing still in this shit hole country? and in Onterrible no less.
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>>135694784
>...and then I woke up
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>>135694975
that was obvious when he said multiple passports
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>>135694784
Why live in a frozen hellhole like Canada?
Also you sound rude, if you were that good btw, you would have been headhunted already. Why do you change jobs so much?
There's something fishy...
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>>135695278
Not SHELLfishy, though..
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>>135694784
>Worked wall St
>Chose to back to Canada.

How much did you fuck up that you can't even land a job in the US again.
>160 iq
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>>135694975
I don't think so...

>>135695229
I don't have an Israeli passport

>>135694992
This was in Montreal


I'm just amazed that countries like Singapore, Switzerland, the USA, etc are so much more advanced when compared to Canada's communist economy. How does this country even function with such a low living standard relative to its natural resources?
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>>135694784
>>Canada's economy is slowly going to shit
It takes time to fix the shit Harper got us into. Patience my friend. Also, be more careful when you apply. When you have 160+ IQ, you should be able to tell. Also why didn't any of your friend give you a reference? You must have some friends working and making good money (I do). Perhaps your just full of shit or unemployable.
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>>135697130
>This was in Montreal
Montreal has few if any pakis. Must have been Toronto.
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>>135694784
You may not have wanted the job, but I bet the interviewer was just killing time so as not to cause an embarrassing situation by admitting to your face that they already didn't want you, once you declined the programming test.
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>>135694784

Only country to give grandpa residency/citizenship after WW2.

He got loaded.

We are indebted to country. Even though they won't want Zionists soon.
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>>135694784
first thing you need to do is get on a treadmill you overweight kike
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>>135694784
Canada has a lot of good software talent but they pay like shit. You're not the first guy to figure this out the hard way.

If you want to make $$$ in tech, NYC and SF are the places to be
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because your PM is Spencer Rice playing KvS against the sane countries of the world
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>>135700018
Why do people assume anyone who works in finance is a Jew? Most ludicrous meme around

>>135700235
The job was fronted as a quant management role, supposedly with 10 figures AUM
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>>135694784
Cool LARP.
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>>135694784
>6'2
>240
lost some weight, fatass
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>>135694784

>having an IQ lower than your weight

what a fucking turbopleb
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>>135694784
"I don't always lie on the internet, but when I do, it is completely unbelievable."
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>>135694784
Iktf,
I just applied for welfare, fuck that noise.
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>>135695552
that's how you know he's larping

that and

>35 but I feel so young!

35 is old as fuck
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>>135694784

> Early-mid 20's although I honestly don't feel a day older than 16
> 6'2"
> 140lbs
> IQ 120+
> dropped out of community college twice
> worked as fast foodie, telemarketer, entry-level low wage computer work, government
> poor, in debt
> no passport
> watched Canada go to shit over the last decade, didn't notice until 2-3 years ago
> Canada's economy is shit

Decided to take a government job because it pays better than any other I've ever had and I can't be fired.

> coworkers are cucks and fat ladies, great
> spend all my money gambling, don't pay off debts
> Never win, always lose it all
> Get given car but since I blew my last few paychecks won't get it on the road for another month or two
> Work as contract worker 6-8 months of the year, go on unemployment for the rest, play video games, waste my life
> salary is $41,000/year
> Look around office, hate my life
> no ambition, watch porn, don't lift, don't approach girls
> I don't even care, just get up and go to work for no reason
> Tell this story to former colleagues and they proceed to casually say "Ha ha it's better than working at Timmies!"

People like me + low-skill immigrants will kill Canada. Sadly I am better than most (((men))) my age.

Trying to sort myself out. I really am, advice appreciated. Inb4 kill myself, maybe one day
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>>135694784
what is a CIM and does it come before or after a pitchbook? testing to see if you were actually an investment banker
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It took me 27 months of searching to find a job after graduating with a STEM degree, and it only pays 50k starting

The Canadian economy is the ultimate meme, meanwhile in America graduates have multiple offers 80k starting minimum
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>>135694784
>claims to be a genius and financial expert
>doesn't understand what's wrong with the economy
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>>135701298
>>6'2
>>240
>lost some weight, fatass
Be absolutely assured, it's pure muscle and OPs superior sized manhood that is adding to the weight there. His penis is 12 inches long when flaccid and looks like a baby arm when erect. He's better than you. So much fucking better than you or I...
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>>135701943
>27 months searching

what was your GPA?

Did you intern?

Were you part of any fraternal or extracurricular organizations?

Did you actually have a portfolio?
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>>135701522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvHLtWwnrp4
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>>135701943
>The Canadian economy is the ultimate meme, meanwhile in America graduates have multiple offers 80k starting minimum
Thats a good one Canadabro. More like starting out in the mid 40's with 150k in debt.
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>>135701905
> 6'2" 140lbs
>man
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>>135702381
only if you go to some overpriced out of state private school and major in gender studies

then you will have that situation with a $40k job as a diversity trainer or something like that
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>>135701800
No, 41 in a week is old as fuck.
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>>135702394

> booze, weed, porn, gambling addiction

im a victim. In soviet Canada, I win
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>>135697746
I think it's because the OP was bored and wanted a change of pace.

I'm sure he could work with his friends but after a while why stew in the same pot?
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>be wealthy and young
>complain about anything
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>>135702720
> booze, weed, porn, gambling addiction
Wait that isn't just normal?
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>>135702659
>No, 41 in a week is old as fuck.
I'm 44 and my dick pretty much quit working at 41. Its all downhill from early 40s.
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>>135702720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjqz6sc9GA
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>>135694784
Similar story for me op.

>be me, 35 year old, don't feel a day over 21
>190 iq, like that jew autist on the shit CSI copy but with autists and that disgusting fat cunt
>graduated MET top of my class and the teacher gave me a gold star and I showed my mummy and she have me a lollipop
>president constantly phones me to tell me how cool I am
>all the cool people invite me to their birthday parties
>teach nasa idiots how to make toast in bread on hot
>worked as a spaceman, fire engine man, geeniuyus, scientast, rocket shooter with chemicals and cool stuff like wear this break
>I hang out with bruce Wayne and lend him money and the needs it if even if he has emergency
>passport for every country in the world and they don't even check because they are so afraid of it.

Go for a job because I am bored between spaceflight and having sexes in famous womans

>interviewer is a faggot communist
>I barely make it out alive?
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>>135702983
Do you have a wife, gf?

How did you deal?p
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>>135703305
>Do you have a wife, gf?
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>How did you deal?p
Yes, wife. I can still get it up on occasion but its kind of a floppy erection and not very satisfying. Could be depression though, job has been shit for a while now.
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>>135694784
>"ugh no we need coders"
And understand, anon, that their definition of what counts as a "coder" is far lower quality than what you or I would accept as a coder. Pajeets can't code for shit. All they know how to do is copy/paste modules and then look confused when shit doesn't work right.
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>>135703450
Is it endangering your marriage?
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>>135703450
>>135703450
Yeah but you are a Democrat...
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>>135701916
I worked in FICC not M&A/PE, but a pitchbook comes before the CIM and I've heard all the nightmare stories...

>>135701905
Become a cop. OPP makes $150,000/year on average just to write tickets.

>>135701989
I'm at around 15% bf. I am muscular

>>135702855
Everything loses meaning. Money doesn't seem real. I have a lot of funds under management, more than people can imagine, but to me it doesn't seem real. It's like playing a game.

You don't want to be wealthy. Trust me. Everything changes, and it's for the worse.
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>>135694975
He just said he runs a hedge fund.
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>>135703697
I can take some of that money off your hands.
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>>135694784

$50,000 USD is not even an entry level salary for model validation in the US, much less for a quant developer role. Stay down leafs!!!
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>>135703180
I hate posts like OP so fucking much.
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>>135703697
become a fund manager, a real one and try to compound capital at a high rate of return, if successful you can really start playing the game... someone like a george soros can do whatever the fuck he wants on a global and political scale

paul singer is another example of someone who can wreak havoc on economies without even lifting a finger, they are the ones that are really playing the game.
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>>135704088
if you work for mercer you are guaranteed to be a millionaire and it won't even take that long, but there are multiple billionaires working at RenTech
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>>135703697
you're just depressed, brosef
get some grounding
whatever floats your boat, like finding your soul calling or doing some good around you
look for meaning, it's not so hard to find
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>>135704363

Alas, I'm just a lowly quant working for a commercial bank developing models for CCAR.
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>>135694784
since youre still wealthy
>find qt
>make prenup
>have kids
>make canada white again.
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>>135697130
Ontario is sucking up every bit of revenue the west coast spits out. It's impoverishing us and preventing the west coast from getting any influx of capital from investing in ourselves that would enable further development.

Christ if we hadn't let the chinese into BC it'd be a fucking white paradise right now.

Both Victoria and Vancouver should be approaching silicon valley tier, but the economy is paralyzed with a lack of capital and affordable housing. Vancouver Island has a lot of affordable housing in Nanaimo, but there's no capital investment for jobs, and infrastructure for getting to/from the island is shit.

Fix the infrastructure, invest capital into the island, and the BC economy will boom.
Ensure it's whites-only and you've got a path to success.

A functioning Victoria/Vancouver then provides an outlet of goods for the other western provinces to ship to.
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>>135703697
You need some young fun boipucci bruh
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>>135694784
can i have a job
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>>135694975
>jew
>6'2 240 lbs

pick one
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>>135703697
>Everything loses meaning. Money doesn't seem real. I have a lot of funds under management, more than people can imagine, but to me it doesn't seem real. It's like playing a game.

So play the game to make Canada better.
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>>135694784
>>asks me to do a programming test, politely decline as I may have a degree from an top school and I can code in assembly if need be
They ask this because most CS grads can't code for shit
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>>135704687
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>>135700908

People who work in oil/mining and some healthcare positions make the big bucks

Sorry you learned the hard way anon
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>>135694941
still paid in loonies where I am
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>>135694784
Why are you larping here
>IQ 160 +
>Canadian
>not Jewish
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>>135703697

>You don't want to be wealthy. Trust me. Everything changes, and it's for the worse.

Expand on this, please. I've got potential to be wealthy and I'd like to know if I'm wasting my time.
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>>135705336
Money is not going to solve your problems you need Jesus
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>>135694784
>I'm so smart I have to brag about it


uhhh... I don't think someone smart would be doing this
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>>135703608
>Is it endangering your marriage?
No, we're both too busy to care I think. Nothing like getting up at the crack of dawn and putting in a solid 12 hours at the factory to make you feel like a real man I guess.
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>>135694784
>IQ 160+
>multiple passports
lel
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help me leaf

I'm smart, but I have autism and never learned self-discipline. How do I stop hanging out with rural/suburban retards online? Please help me. Anything.
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>>135704870
Sam Hyde.
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>>135705660
You gotta come up north and be willing to swallow some maple syrup from my leaf stem
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>>135705844
you're no help
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>>135694784
Sage.
This board is cancer and gets worse every day
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>>135694784

Hey Leaf, let's say the log of a commodity spot price has state space dynamics:

dx(t) = mdt + sdW1(t)
dz(t) = -kz(t) + vdW2)t,

whre all parameters are constant, dW1(t)*dW2(t) = rho*dt with dWi(t) a standard Brownian increment. Find an analytical solution to the price of a forward contract with the spot price as underlying with maturity T.

Waiting . . .
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>>135694784
was a military officer who is about to do an mba at a decent canadian school


not really sure what to do. any advice for someone in the same boat? figured finance in canada was the least cucked industry
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>>135705336
Not having money fucking sucks. Don't listen to the "don't want to be wealthy", "money doesn't buy happiness" memes. Yes, wealthy people get depressed, get sore backs, tooth aches, get in fights with their spouses, deal with addiction, all the usual shit that makes everybody unhappy.
Get wealthy, save, invest, and leave the rat race to live in a nice quiet place out of the city when you don't feel like working anymore. Or you can work like a nigger until you're 65 and move into a mobile home because that's all you have savings for.
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>>135705569
I wish you the best. Try tribulus bulk herb. Worked pretty well for me a couple years ago but I'm currently too lazy to take it. Also DHEA, and longjack herb.
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>>135706312
how do I learn this stuff
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>>135704779
maybe, ironically I enjoy chaos on the trading floor

>>135705336
The money meme is a myth. I still remember when I became wealthy on paper, and it was a weird feeling. I had heard all the warnings from friends so I prepared myself, keeping assets offshore in non-compliant mareva jurisdictions, didn't flaunt my wealth (I wear a fucking smartwatch, a Garmin) etc.

I only told a few friends, ones that I thought I could trust. Sure enough, soon enough everyone in my family knew. I had people finding my number somehow from high school and asking for favours. Relatives asking for loans. Friends you haven't heard from in years all of a sudden won't fuck off and sometimes offer to suck your dick (not even kidding sadly).

You lose motivation to make more money, because what's the point? You don't need it.

Forget about dating. You only go their place, never have any ID on you and lock your phone. Maybe there are women out there who like you for you, but women are natural parasites and their first objective when sizing up a target is their networth (they are very advanced in this). If they know you are moneyed, they will do anything to get pregnant such as retrieving condoms, smearing sperm into their vaginas, fake swallowing sperm then visiting the bathroom, etc. When I worked on the street I would always lie about my day job and have a completely different set of clothes if I met my non-finance friends.

Poor people only care about money.
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>>135706312

I should also add the log spot price y(t) = x(t) + z(t) if it wasn't obvious.
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>>135706312
Not OP but the answer is to exterminate the kikes. Hope that helps.
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>>135703697

> become OPP

Maybe. Not a bad idea.

> you don't want to be wealthy

yeah I love only being able to afford shit food, live in shit neighborhoods, take the bus, waiting 6 paychecks to get dental work done while living in pain, having my phone and internet cut off once per month or two, etc.

I know this is all my own fault but how can you say "you don't want to be wealthy" to a lifelong poorfag? nonsense
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>>135706604
Take economics
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>>135706604
>how do I learn this stuff

The DIY way would be to start with Shreve's Stochastic Calculus for Finance. The straightforward way would to take a graduate class in options pricing.
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>>135706612
what was your path to success? were you always a golden boy or did you go from miserable failure to millionaire? Is there any hope for someone to succeed with a meme degree and practically no education at 22?
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>>135706598
>I wish you the best. Try tribulus bulk herb. Worked pretty well for me a couple years ago but I'm currently too lazy to take it. Also DHEA, and longjack herb.
Thanks anon, I will look into that.
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>>135694784
If you look up the Google trends for Canadian searches of "file bankruptcy", you can see they spike sometime around 2016. Trudeau's effect on our economy is making it's mark, Day of Rake very very soon. Expect a housing crash that'll make the world forget about 2008.
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>>135706800
Digits confirm.

Huzaahhh.
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>>135706765
>Take economics

Depends. All the economists I work with are not very strong in continuous time.
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>>135706414
Whatever earns you a lot of money

Then use that capital to influence the nation for the better, and give preferential treatment to whites while doing it.
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>>135694784
>>>135702659
>>No, 41 in a week is old as fuck.
>I'm 44 and my dick pretty much quit working at 41. Its all downhill from early 40s.

>over 40
>cant into copulation with floppy dingus
>not on trt
Why do you hate yourself?
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>>135707100

And again . . .
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>>135707100
Yea your suggestion for specific finance was more accurate, I did it at the same time so it all blurred together in my mind
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>>135707136
Never really looked into it. Give me a couple sources to get me started.
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I work in a mid level Real Estate outfit in a major U.S. city.
>around 650K account receivable per month.
>not including 20- 30 home sales per month.

Total multicultural shit show, we are an absolute slum lord. None of the minorities have any urgency, or organization. I literally dread going to work in the morning because i cant easily get anything done or rely on anyone to take their job seriously. There is literally no level of industriousness, everyone does the bear minimum just to get by.

There are three partners. One is a race mixing white American, the other two are Israeli Jews.
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HELP ME LEEEAAAFS
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What is going on? I thought that full-scale weed legalization was supposed to fill Canada with money.
...or you're telling me that Trudeau STILL hasn't done it? Wasn't it, like, his major promise?
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>>135706612
>shitty people surround you when they find out you are wealthy

This is all true. I used to date a multimillionaire, and she was the most miserable person I have ever met. On paper her life looked good; she didn't really need to work and she could do whatever she wanted. She was always flying around the world going on vacations and shit in beautiful places, stuff like that. But she never seemed happy. The reason? She had zero real, lifelong friends. She had no good memories with people. She couldn't trust anyone. People constantly begged her for money and tried to use her.

All she wanted was a marriage and a family -- a normal life. Hell, even I was only dating her out of pity (I was young, naive, and felt bad for the "depressed" girl). I didn't care about the money at first. Made sure I always paid for our dinners and shit. But eventually I dumped her because she had so much sadness that it just made me resent her. How can someone so wealthy be so sad? And thus the cycle perpetuated itself.
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>>135707611
The weed will legalize itself.
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>>135706612
That's because poor people are so mired in poverty that there's nothing else in life for them to even consider.
Everything revolves around having enough money to enjoy life, and they simply don't have that.

It is further exacerbated by a society that puts wealth on a pedestal.

Don't pretend for a moment like you wouldn't be another one of these people if you were dirt poor.

If you think it's shit, start fixing it. You're in a better position than most to do so. Be the anti-soros who uses wealth to expand the wealth of the lower and middle class and improve the infrastructure, development, and happiness of the nation.

>We don't say to the rich 'Give to the poor', we say 'German people, help each other'. Rich or poor, each one must help thinking, there's someone even poorer than I am, and I want to help them as a fellow countryman.
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>>135706612
Why don't you start a business with your money? Have something of your own that you control, contribute to the world somehow.

That's my plan eventually, I'm an EE getting experience in the field before I start something up of my own. If I had mad money like you, I would immediately start making plans to get things going.
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>>135707744
>>We don't say to the rich 'Give to the poor', we say 'German people, help each other'. Rich or poor, each one must help thinking, there's someone even poorer than I am, and I want to help them as a fellow countryman.

Nice quote
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>>135694784
Go overseas and make shit tons of dough, stupid. 160 pts should have gotten you there Pratush
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>>135694784
OK serious question I guess since I don't know what the fuck to do and you talk the talk.

>6'4"
>250
>IQ 160~
>bachelors degree in Mathematics
>graduated 2016
>fucked around for the last year because i didn't know what to do
>want to actually settle on a career and go for it now
What the fuck should I do? I'm not going back to fucking uni I don't care how much more I could earn in the long-term. I want to get a job right now.
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>>135708035
considered technology sales?
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>>135708035
Lose weight and apply to crunch numbers at a university / research mill / govt
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HLEP ME LEAF PLEASE

GIUDE ME GIVE ME WISODM
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>>135694784
I literally have 3 friends ~40k in the hole with STEM degrees working retail.

We are dead fucking meat senpai. I'm just glad I dropped out before I racked up any debt, have some fairly healthy savings even though I'm working shit jobs.
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>>135694784

>Why is Canada's economy so pathetic? Why on earth would any skilled person take a job in Canada?

Its the same with everything. Heavy duty mechanic fag here. We have guys leaving canada ll the time because why work in Canada and make 50-55K when you can do the same job in the US and make 70-90K, making american money thats worth more than shitty canada bux.
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>>135706612
If you are serious about the job can you email me with your contact: [email protected]
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>>135708035
Get a graduate degree and become a quant, then make literal truckloads of cash.
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>>135708179
>sales
Not in this lifetime, sunshine.
>>135708193
>lose weight
No reason to at all
>research
Not in this lifetime, sunshine.
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>>135708300
>why work in Canada and make 50-55K when you can do the same job in the US and make 70-90K, making american money thats worth more than shitty canada bux.
Not to mention that cost of living and ammenities are cheaper there too

Oh, and more options for fucking everything
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>>135703759
So Jew then
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>>135708403
>graduate studies
Not in this lifetime, sunshine.
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>>135708421
>No reason to at all
You're 250lbs at 6'3 you fat fuck
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>>135708510
Not fat, big boned and muscly. Don't care what you think about my weight, not asking questions that pertain to my weight.
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>>135706612

Thanks for the input. Honestly everything you've listed sounds way better than the alternative, even with the downside of not knowing if anyone likes you for you/sees you as an ATM. I've had quite a bit of success in artistic endeavors outside of my corporate pursuits, so I'm not really worried about descending into the nihilism many wealthy people get trapped in.

I'll push onward toward wealth.
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>>135708655
why are you British such effete passive aggressive cucks?
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>>135708812
hey leaf I'm about to graduate with degrees in CS and Math from a total meme school. Any advice? Please fix my life for me
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>>135708655
>big boned and muscly
k good m8, just making sure you're not going through life a fat fuck

Well fuck m8, you've got a math degree, yet you don't want to get a job in positions most common to that field, what do you want us to tell you - sell drugs?
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>>135708812
Irrelevant, answer my question or stop responding to me, not interested in anything else you have to say.
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>>135708497
so you're a lazy retard that doesnt actually want to do anything?
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>>135708876
>>135708905
I'm not the leaf you are looking for
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>>135702659
haha 47 in a week and still do enduros and run a 5:45 mile and smoke a pack a day. wtf do you do that makes you feel so old?
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>>135708951
It would seem so. Many such cases. Sad!
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>>135706312
Let's see you solve this, OP. Should be easy for you.
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>>135708971
Please, I'm desperate.
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>>135708891
I don't want to go anywhere near a university or any kind of institution of learning or research of any description. I have my reasons, let's just leave it at that. And I said I'm not doing sales, I worked sales in the past, I fucking hate sales. There is a fuckload of other shit I can do, I need some ideas though.
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>>135708976
Have been mired in a 2 year downward spiral of depression.
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>>135709098
CS degree? What languages?
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>>135709118
buy chinkshit online and rebrand / resell it.
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>>135709118
>I don't want to go anywhere near a university or any kind of institution of learning or research of any description
Smart move there, I'd say the same thing desu

>no sales
k

I don't care enough to help any more, cheers and good luck m8
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>>135709148
Well, we mostly did Java and C, but I've also messed around in PROLOG, Lisp, and my current job i'm doing web stuff in C# (.NET)
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>>135708951
Willing to work, not willing to go to university again. Done with education, nothing else there for me, also don't want to be poor any longer, would be poor for at least a year or two if I return to university. Would rather earn a comfortable if not spectacular salary starting tomorrow than have no money for two years then earn mega bucks. Don't have any need to earn £100k a year, £30k after a few years and £40-50k later in my career will suffice.
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>>135709269
second on sales, underrated profession
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>>135694784
this is just a humblebrag
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>>135694784
>160 IQ
>on /pol/

Something's not adding up here
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>>135694784
>>graduate degree in Mathematics
>asks me to do a programming test, politely decline because I can't code

FTFY
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>>135709273
Java big in demand, move to a major city they'll hire you

If thinking long term, I'd look into expanding on the lisp and look at the latest tensorflow stuff

Also, security in general booming, easy to make work selling fear desu
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>>135694784
This is all fine and I mean no disrespect, but you must be a fucking shitty quant to be offered a six figure job.
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>>135709118
Make a program to automatically trade cryptocurrency and make massive gains.
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>>135708238

Nelow rhe vaginay is another, but tighter
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>>135709494
I really just need advice on self-discipline. I'm shitting my life away on this retarded site, and not learning anything.

I feel reasonably confident that I'll get a full-time offer at my current place for when I graduate, but I'm in a cubicle, and if I'm still working in a cubicle at 30, I'm gonna kill myself
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>>135709135
haha jokes on you, it's been 7 years.
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>>135694784
hey op. i'm in toronto, engineer, doing software. also successful, making big bucks and bored. wanna do business together?
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>>135709269
>>135709362
OK, if no other advice is forthcoming, sell me on sales. Worked sales in the past, soul-crushing and mind-numbing work, not for introverted, introspective minds such as mine, need line of work where I am left to my own devices with a task so I can flourish, minimal interaction with other individuals if possible. Can manage building a successful relationship with co-workers but dealing with outsiders becomes problematic for me.
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>>135709569
>train a neural network to trade blockchain
soon

>>135709619
>I really just need advice on self-discipline
Tony Robbins, Unlimited Power - old meme book worthy of a read if you need to upgrade your current mindset desu
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>>135709619
do you just do front end stuff? I assume not since you mentioned C#.
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>>135709569
Can't program, never had the desire to learn, did some programming basics at degree level but remember very little of it. Would be open to learning now but unlikely to apply myself in own time, would be most likely to occur in training for specific job role.
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>>135709700
>sales
>introvert
Yep not for you
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study AI and profit
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>>135709793
My experience is that there isn't enough signal in bitcoin markets to do deep learning strats.
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>>135709569
like an E-Trade for crypto? Cuz the jews are already doing that.
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>>135709806
I do a lot of front end stuff. Unfortunately, I'm maintaining a bunch of older asp.net sites, i.e. web forms, but the newer stuff I'm doing is either .NET CORE MVC, .NET MVC5, or web apis with a frontend in angualr or something.

I'm an intern so I've mostly just been doing small fixes.
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>>135709960
>there isn't enough signal in bitcoin markets to do deep learning strats
Sounds like a challenge worth exploring
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>>135708035
If you're not bullshitting - machine learning and data science.
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>>135709899
AI is a meme
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>>135710084
The latest deep learning neural networks are proving some rather interesting results desu
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>>135710084
sure thing bud
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>>135709569
why would you do this for something whose price is pretty much stagnant?
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>>135710061
Sure, not trying to dissuade you, in fact there is a lot of money to be made because there is no professional money in BTC.

The converse is that you can't put real money at play because you will move the market.
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>>135709118
I'm replying just to laugh at you
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>>135710213
>The converse is that you can't put real money at play because you will move the market.
shit touche that's a catch 22 i'd not given a moments
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>>135710165
Are you talking about those convolution networks, senpai?
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>>135710169
>>135710165
it's too late to get into AI. By the time you learn everything, the hype will have died down, and you'll be competing with a million indians and chinamen who know everything 10x as well as you
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>>135694784
If you're wealthy and have citizenship elsewhere why not leave?

I'd be happy with $50k though
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>>135710312
i'm better than everyone else
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>>135709700
i'm an entp (i don't believe in it as voodoo astrology but rather just a simple description of personalities)

I think the number one thing is what you're selling. You should really only be looking to sell enterprise software.

- its not for everyone, the rejection will always come and you'll have to put on a bit of a mask every morning. Most XNTP types are too proud for this

- I read an article the other day about how some of the most successful salesmen are entp/intp personalities however their sales cycle is much longer and different than others. You're a problem solver who should spend more time learning the customers business than other sales people. That's my advantage. I can understand anyones business and manipulate my product into how it could work for them. I despise the classic big smile/facade sales approach. I dress casually and understand the business/ product well.

- big ticket, software salesmen are the highest earners in the organization. Tom Siebel was making as much as Larry Ellison at one point in Oracle.

- you'll always be on the transaction end, meaning you're always important. You'll always be valued by your organization if you're performing well. Prized far more than any engineer or manager

- my favourite part is freedom and individuality. you're given an absurd amount of freedom compared to anyone else in the company, as long as you're performing. I've seen sales guys do some pretty fucked up shit and gotten a pass (multiple times). Nobody's going to manage or bother you. It's like being a high end athlete or an infantry soldier. Every morning you go in, its like the entire company's goal is to help you do your job

- It's a sexy role that keeps you sharp all your life. the sales team feels like the rockstars of the company. they stay in shape, stay social and don't decay into boring meaningless work
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>>135710300
What's your uni and professional background?
I did software engineering in uni, then banking at t bulge bracket and now work at a fintech startup. Am probably going to launch my own saas business in a few months but still unsure.
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>>135709655
I contemplate suicide every few days, once or twice a week.
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>>135710031
wow, sounds like my resume. MVC is shit though imo. Should just use webApi with angular and avoid all the pain. Been programming for 23 years off and on. I went to an interview and assholes here told me they wouldn't pay me any more than 60k because I 'lived at the beach'. Hang in there anon, start your own biz before you turn into a IRL pepe.
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>>135710455
no you're not. you're a failure. You've never succeeded at anything and you never will. You'll only going to embarrass yourself by sticking your neck out. Check yourself and fuck off.
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>>135710067
Not bullshitting, story is mostly true with some intentionally false details so as to obscure identity. How to enter the fields of machine learning and data science?

>>135710233
Non-sequitur, no need to reply to laugh, replying does not alter the laughing experience.
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>>135710455
How's the general intelligence problem being solved? I can see the use of neural nets for specific problems but to call them intelligent seems a stretch. Is it just a matter of raw computing power?
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>>135708035
Depends on your personality. Can you feel emotions or not? Are you introverted or extroverted? Do you need social stimulation or are you autistic?
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>>135710185
>he hasn't ever followed crypto
crypto market has been volatile as fuck, there are massive gains to be made if you can make a program that can reliably detect when whales buy/sell
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>>135710499
bba finance with econ minor, then went in an unrelated field of copywriting, sysadmin & 2d/3d design

Now working for self, dicking around on some games / software / projects desu - ah the joys of saving everything and staying single
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>>135710720
it's not. AI is a fucking meme.
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>>135710860
>AI is a fucking meme
They've said this since the 50s, yet the funding keeps flowing after the ai winters thaw
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>>135710794
any tips on getting into freelance copywriting as a side gig?
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>>135710505
that sounds horrible. Maybe you should get a hobby and quit trying to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. Get a motorcycle and ride the pain away anon.
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>>135710949
ok king leaf I need your advice.

should I go into AI? or wha should I do with my life. Please helpe me :((
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>>135710488
Interesting response, enjoyed reading it. No interest in MBTI, don't see what purpose knowing such a thing would serve, don't see how such a test can be accurate. You offer reasons I'd never thought of that make me consider it, but also reasons I'd never thought of that put me off it. Ultimately feel as though I would be better off not in sales, can see the positives for other people but simply not for me.
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>>135710971
Approach small local business with $ but not enough time on their hands, and offer to create content for them. Depending on the type of business, can be flyers, brocures, catalogs, websites, social media, etc - Having a silver tongue helps
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>>135694784
'
you sound like a guy who is about to have life pass you buy and is making up half the story to try and sound above it.
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>>135710860
>meme
>literally one of the biggest competitive advantages any company can have
>>
wtf is wrong with all of you

> be me, 27 year old Western European
> come to Canada for shits and bants
> get job within a month, starting 50k
> made a manager within a year 70k
> hired by another company as an engineer for 90k
> getting offers for $70-80 p/hr on contract from Mexico the USA to Canada to Europe, not taking them just yet as started with said company above only three months ago

What I notice most about Canadians is you are quick to offload blame and responsibilities. Most of you don't want to start in the gutter and work your way up either.

Get your shit together.
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>>135710354
My destiny is finance. As for Europe, well, Brexit, plus I don't ever want to go back to Londonistan. A lot of companies are going to Frankfurt, but I don't like living in Germany despite speaking German. Germans are uptight cunts and their food sucks shit.
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>>135711117
What's your background? What education? Any skills / hobbies of note?
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>>135710860
Yeah, plus even if the G problem was cracked you wouldn't be able to control the thing anyways. Expert systems seem like a much better solution in just about every situation.
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>>135710734
It hasn't been "volatile as fuck" at all recently.
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>>135711279
bachelors in CS from a shitty school. No skills or hobbies whatsoever. I literally fart away all my free time on this retarded site.

Everyone I work with tells me I'm smart though, so I think I'd be able to succeed if I put my mind to it.
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>>135711367
Stupid people think other stupid people are smart for all kinds of stupid reasons. Opinion of stupid people not relevant indicator. Not to say you're not smart, other facts more important to consider in discerning truth of that statement.
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>>135711210
Do you not have a burger passport? Good luck in any case I'm stuck doing password resets and shit for $40k
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>>135711164

What qualifications do you have , and how did you go about your job hunt?

I'm having the hardest time. UBI cannot come fast enough!
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>>135710685
>how to enter the fields of machine learning and data science?

(1) enroll in a PhD program in applied physics / computational science / statistics
or
(2) get coding, build your street cred with a startup, make your own startup. Machine learning gets investor cash.

Here's a freebie that will make you millions if you play it right:
develop an AI that automatically mixes songs in the style of famous DJs
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>>135701298
How much of a skinny cuck fag are you that you assume that's fat? If youe 6'1" or over and weigh under 200 you're a fem faggot.
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>>135711556
for the purposes of this thread, just assume I'm smart and go from there
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>>135711164

>50k

>gutter

Pick one
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>>135708812
oh that's highly ironic you fucking canuck. Literally every one of you cunts I've met over here is a little passive bitch. I've ever only seen two fights in Canada and I've been in both of them.

>>135711589
Engineering degree. There are jobs here for engineers.
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>>135711639
>(1) enroll in a PhD program in applied physics / computational science / statistics
Was determined to avoid further studies but now reconsidering after numerous replies in this thread. Alma Mater offer discounts for graduates, could probably afford to do it for one year, may consider, will read into options further tomorrow.
>(2) get coding, build your street cred with a startup, make your own startup. Machine learning gets investor cash.
Stated in earlier reply, don't know how to code, learnt basics at undergraduate level but forgot most of it, open to learning but unlikely to happen unless training for another role.
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>>135711978

Where?

Oh and Have you seen anyone need GIS skills? That's my background
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FYI You don't pay for PhD. The school pays you. I earned about $35K / year + tuition + healthcare in Boston during my PhD
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>>135711639
can you do it without a phd program? I think there's about a 0% chance any phD program would accept me
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>>135712048
honestly any monkey can learn how to code these days, there are plenty of options online
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>>135712048
You need to learn how to code. It's not hard. If you use linux or osx you already have python. If you use windows, download anaconda, get jupyter working and start doing stuff.
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>>135712356
Depends on circumstances, many PhD students pay, some have cost of studies funded via other means.
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>>135706612
Ugh I was dating someone who was doing this. Promised me she was on Depo and was secretly trying to do anything to get pregs. All because she thought I was a whale. Fortunately for me she was borderline infertile and couldn't carry. Crazy calculating bitches out there. Best to find non-sociopathic girls
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>>135709269
בשוק סמייא צווחין לעווירא סגי נהור
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>>135712511
They're not going to reputable schools or they're in puff programs.
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>>135701943
Kek you fell for the stem meme
Shouldve done phd in Transexual Muslim studies if you live in Canada
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>>135712415
Confident it would not present great challenge, still, unlikely to resolve to apply self to extent required without goal in mind, don't presently perceive any goal with coding skills necessitated to be worthwhile, don't perceive coding skills likely to present worthwhile opportunities, may re-evaluate if situation does not change in near future.
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>20
>6'
>160lbs
>IQ: 95
>HS dropout
>unemployed and living off welfare
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>>135712778
every job that pays more than six figures requires coding skills. even biologists can code now.
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>>135694784
>6'2
>240
wow you're a fat fuck kys
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>>135703697

> become a cop

Pretty sure it's crazy competitive, also that industry (and firefighting) has something of a bias towards minorities when hiring.
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>>135712217
Toronto.

> GIS
No idea. Learn to program. Start with python, learn VBA inside out and work your way up to java. Couple this with AWS technology and you might be on your way somewhere. What use does a company have for someone with ideas but can't enable them?
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>>135701905
> $41,000

That ain't too bad, I ought to get myself a Gov job.
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>>135703180

Are you this Chad guy I keep seeing comics about?
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>>135713009
Most jobs won't expect biologist, as per your example, to enter job with coding skills, biologists taught on the job. As previously stated, not against learning to code, but not going to apply self to learning to code in spare time, better uses for time.
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>>135711367
>>135712382
>>135711117
pls respond :((((((
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>>135711692
http://www.healthdiscovery.net/links/calculators/ideal_bw_men.htm
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>>135713357
Check out a guy on youtube called sentdex. If you can follow him, it's a fantastic start. Learn the principles, don't copy pasta.
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>>135712909

I like you!
>>
85 y/o reporting in
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>>135710488
I scored an ENTP in the past, I've enoyed sales in retail but ended up hating it because it felt so empty. Now that I've graduated with a BS in Kinesiology, I think i'd be pretty set to go into medical device sales or other health sales. Any recommendations on how to start this? I just graduated and I have done quite a few applications in this field, but I've never gotten any contact back. I've been told my resume is great by interviewers so far.
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>>135713077

No it's all muscle
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>>135706808
>Is there any hope for someone to succeed with a meme degree and practically no education at 22?

Are you me?
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>>135713106

You have a point but my entire 15 year work history has been with my city or provincial governemment (first 10 were student jobs, starting when I was 16) No private sector at all

Now our province is in a metric fuckton of debt, shit is hitting the fan and berywhere I look, there are hiring freezes.

Hell I've shook over 30 hands from architects, consultants, environmental monitoring groups, non profits and consultants. They tell me I'm a decent candidate but theres no jobs

Needless to say, I'm not a happy camper right now to say the least
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>>135713357
find out what you really want to do first of all

if you go after what people tell you to do you'll regret this later
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>>135713650
but that's a problem for me because I don't wanna do anything
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>>135713616
no, obviously
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>>135713587
Sure
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>>135713719
sort yourself out, nobody can help you there m8

i was a lawyer and quit because i hated that shit and it was hard as fuck to give that up
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>>135712909
You're my kind of guy!
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>>135713650
Enjoy licking pussy more than anything else. Have large penis, not conscious about being naked on camera, would be open to work in sex industry. Ideas?
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>>135713887
how do I sort myself out?

inb4 le meme leaf
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>>135713625
So use the downtime to re-orient yourself and pick up a new skillset. Programming coupled with your knowledge base gives you added firepower. If you're clever enough, you'll find a way to couple GIS and programming and work from home. You've nothing better to do by the sound of it.
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>>135713773
Perhaps in a figurative sense? What's your meme degree? Mine is multimedia systems & creative computing.
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>>135697942
have you ever been to montreal? parc ex is pajeet city, and they're all over the rest of the city mixed in with the more predominant breeds of shitskins
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>>135713137
>>135713944
>how do I sort myself out?
I already told you m8, read "Tony Robbins - Unlimited Power"
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>>135714258
I did a double major in Computer Science and Mathematics, but from a really shitty state university
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>>135714335
but meme books and shitty manager aphorisms don't work on me.
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>>135713944
Clean your room
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>>135714385
The book isn't a meme, the "meme books" is the meme you've fallen for
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>>135713944
>how do I sort myself out?
You don't, it's on the same level of advice as 'b urself'.
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>>135701905
be better.
start small, strengthen willpower muscle.
stop gambling.

the jobcuck thing is just to stave off poor-depression.
read philosophy and help mankind succeed to stave off nihilism.

do this through me.. Anon.
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>>135710084

+1 AI is a meme. Work in the industry. Media hype cycle is on FIRE right now for it and it's scaring people into fearing what is essentially an automated fancy average.

Get wise: Investors use PR men to hype stories via their contacts in the media. If you hear about something someone paid to "reach you with a message". Don't be naive.

Look at it from a money perspective would you invest your money in something that had the potential to replace people? Heck yes. Would you invest in something called "A fancy way to create numerical groupings and averages around a cluster of data points"? Nope.
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>>135714385

Try Think and Grow Rich
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>>135694784
Bull shit. For being so smart the purpose of the interview eludes you?
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>>135704152
this.

>muh can't make $100k! muh wanna make $100k!!!!!!

fucking grow up op. jobs are cuck shit so just do whatever you need to do so you can do meaningful shit (raise a family; fuck a good pussy & cuddlez nightly; invent cool shit) in your free time
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>>135714464
he fell for the "the "meme books" meme is the meme you've fallen for" meme

literally what the fuck am I going to get out of a Tony Robbins book?
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>>135702294
I'm not sure what this had to do with anything but I had a good time
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>>135714358
>really shitty state university
Yeah same here, never liked school and cheated in most assignments. I'm just gonna keep working min wage till my parents kick me out. Then I'll figure something else out.
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>>135713944
find out what interests you, do some research and explore the possibilities

you won't figure everything out in one day. take it step by step

just let me tell you that anything that you choose to do will require hard work so stop being a bitch and grow up

"i don't wanna do anything" stops being funny when you're a teenager

unless you're depressed, then seek treatment
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>>135714750
>literally what the fuck am I going to get out of a Tony Robbins book?
Read it and find out you fucking luddite
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>>135714489
This.

If you can learn to program something to the median or mean then huuuurrrrrrr I'm an AI software engineer.

With that said, there is an extraordinarily large market for AI technology. 99% of people don't require anything out of the ordinary for day-to-day activities.
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>>135714769
I've been depressed my whole life. I used to be on perscription stimulants which staved it off, but I haven't taken any in a month now.

I appreciate your advice to stop being a bitch and grow up, but how do I internalize that? It's incredibly easy to just be a bitch and not grow up.
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>>135714916
>I appreciate your advice to stop being a bitch and grow up, but how do I internalize that?
This answer is contained in Unlimited Power

Good luck and hope your life doesn't stay mediocre m8
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>>135706312
kek

>be larper
>get fuktasaurus rektz by anon
pots
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>>135713998

Kinda, I got a term job inspecting boats for invasive species and doing water quality sampling , which is similar to my last few years of doing survey work. There's minimal work in GIS this year though and the job ends in October

Thought about taking an electrical trade , so I can say I'm not just a pencil pusher . Haven't researched the job market for that yet tho
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>>135715052
Tony Robbins is that you?
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>>135709118
at least not in your country anyway
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how the fuck do i just filter all Canadian posts
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>>135715150
I wish.

Just trying to help an anon that's lost like I once was, is all. Good luck m8
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>>135715190
I'm getting a rake installed on my router.
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>>135694784
>T-th-they w-wwant me to w-w-work!!!!!!!!!!
the sooner your 160 gets over this faggotry, the sooner you can relax and enjoy fucking a hot white wife
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>>135715270
just gimme a tldr on the book
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>>135715190
Have you been triggered? Do you need a safe space?
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>>135715353
I agree, reading is fucking gay.
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>>135715353
tl:dr; you're going to live a mediocre life due to your inability to man up and actualize the change needed in your life to improve
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>>135715190
You can't. We can now jump behind other flags.

ahahahahahhahahaah

get fucked cunt
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>>135715582
I assume anyone who is a flaggot is just a leaf desu
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>>135715538
bro come on I already knew that. I'm asking how to fix it
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>>135714903

Moreover people will buy AI solutions because it's sexy. So don't write it off completely. It's still a great skill to have but it's not something you can just start with and be good at over night. It forces you to know the theory behind it in order to reason about it in code.
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>>135704209
Soros' strategy is basically short and destabilize. You have to be a soulless demon to try and make profits that way.
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>>135715995
>You have to be a smart shekel hoarder to go and make profits that way.
ftfy
>>
you forgot to tell us how big your dick is
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>>135716187
it doesn't matter because we're going to fucking rake it off
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>>135703180
So when you do the chad shuffle do you flap your arms to the side or straight out in front of you?
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>>135694784
>can bench-press 300lbs
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>>135694784

>run a (((hedge fund))) from home

FUCK OFF AND DIE, LEAF
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>>135694784
cool.

I'm a late 20s basement dweller. Ive never left home and the most ive ever made is 8.60 an hour at the occasional part time job. I got my license when I was 24 and ive been driving my moms car ever since. I spend all the money i have, 95% of which is given to me by my parents, on taco bell and alcohol.
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>6feet
>260 pounds

fatass. thats your problem.
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>>135706943
Well, just have the federal bank of Canada print more loonies, lend em to banks at 0-0.25% interest, and have them inflate the housing and stock markets like in good ol 'merica. Sure it won't fix anything, but it'll look great on paper. Maple index 500 at 30 year high!
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>>135706943
>bankruptcy
Yea but cmon now
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>>135714916
idk if you're still here but gradually incorporate small responsibilities in your life

start small like making your bed after you wake up every day (inb4 jordan peterson meme).

create and cultivate habits that will improve your life and also give you a sense of accomplishment, even if it's just cleaning your room

it's a process and you have to embrace it
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>>135694941
Fuck you and your unfunny joke you fucking faggot, my post would have been such a better first post
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>>135694784
ditto nigga...
*30s
*10+ years luxury goods cross functional sales, merchandising, finance, and it experience
*mba finance, ba political science
*opened nasdaq
*internationally known
*non-compete half over
*can't find out of industry role???
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>>135719137
Except corgis arent funny faggot
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>>135694784
Considering it's a startup they're only going to be looking for entry level stuff.
$50,000/yr is exceptionally good, maybe about average in Toronto I guess cause of living expenses.

When I first graduated a while ago my first job was simply working in the lab doing sub-sampling all day long for $33,000/yr. I made more than that cause there was so much overtime though. I wasn't complaining though because if I lived in the US chances are I'd be an unpaid intern.
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>>135703697
>Everything loses meaning. Money doesn't seem real.
Give your money to me, faggot. But we both know you won't because you're a fucking liar. "Being rich sucks...but I won't give it up." That's because you know being not rich sucks worse.
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>>135725931
Neat.

>I wasn't complaining though because if I lived in the US chances are I'd be an unpaid intern.

That's where you're wrong.

My first internship on Wall St was $90K USD, equivalent to $150,000 CAD / year inflation-adjusted, as a fucking intern.

Good Goyim.
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>>135726472
That's probably pretty rare. Usually new grads are paid dirt cheap wages.
Also I'm doing chemistry which is pretty underpaid. There's a lot of foreigners with simple chem tech degrees working here cause you don't need that special of certifications. They can't really move up though because their english is bad and they don't do well with clients.

It's a pretty relaxed industry though. It's sort of rush rush but not that much. It's all limited by the equipment so nobody is there beating you to go faster.
It's more relaxed than tech industries and the companies are generally the same sort of atmosphere.
Most of my friends that did engineering are unemployed these days because of the oil collapse and I'm in an environmental lab so I'm pretty shielded from any economic issues. It's pretty unlikely for environmental regulations to decrease very much any time soon.
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>>135727175
That was an intern, cuck. I was a good 2 years away from graduation. Literally $90K USD / $150K CAD in today's Leafcuckbucks.

So you're a carbon / global warming parasite.
>Kys

Remember Trudeau will bring in infinite Poos, Africans and Muslims to replace you (assuming you're not white) and bring that $33K down to $20-25K (sub min wage, like under TFW, in the name of social justice).
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>>135706312
whats the answer to this? b4 thread 404s
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>>135727529
The TFWs actually can make more. One of my friends used to be a TFW and he did inevitably get a job making $15/hr after he applied to a few jobs. I didn't think they were allowed to switch jobs but apparently as long as a place is willing to sponsor them they can. There's no limitations on their wages either. The original purpose of the TFW program was for things like our nuclear industry and whatnot where we had to bring in foreigners that could help with research.

Even here though for a while engineering interns were getting paid like $30+/hr by oil companies. But nowadays they're lucky if they can find a job at walmart lol
Obviously I'd like to be making tons of money but it's not really possible anymore. I did work for an oil company while getting my degree and the people in the oil industry are just kind of shitty. Everyone there knows you can be laid off at any time so it's just like everyone is always watching their back and you have to be so careful about what you say and do. It's a really annoying industry to be involved in.
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>>135728535
You sound like someone who'd suck the balls of the black bull's BBC penetrating your wife while moaning "BREED HER!"

>Kys cuck

You can easily go to a real country like the USA and earn triple. The fact you rationalize your own White Genocide shows your own weakness.

>KYS
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>>135694941
>implying
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