This. Is. Deep.

>>135692763
IN A WORLD THAT ONLY EXISTS IN FICTION

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cunt

this is what mental illness looks like

So Trump invaded UK or is she going to attack US? I wish I was as delusional.

>>135692763
>referencing her own book
somewhere between shameless and deluded lies this tweet

>>135692763
>be a billonarie
>spend your time talking stupid shit on twitter

why

>>135693199
I doubt she actually wrote it. It was probably ghostwritten by a man.

>>135693309
the book or the tweet?
cause both I'd believe

>>135693309
Sexism is not tolerated here.

>>135692763
Just like your mom's throat faggoy

>>135692763
>1.1M faves

Kill me now.

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>>135694449
Considering Hillary technically won, it shouldn't surprise you.

So what are Trump's horcruxes?

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>>135692763
Literary who?

>>135692763
Right, that's it lads, pack it up, we're done.

>>135694579
No proof whatsoever of Russia hacking anything.
Supported by the FBI and EVERY mainstream fake news outlet.
Deliberately ignored many Red states.
Refused a recount due to her knowing huge numbers of her votes were fake.

Lost 232 to 306.

>>135692763

Liberals can only speak and reference pop culture...

>>135692763
With magic wands?

>>135692763
How does one defeat their president???

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>>135694579
The numbers that matter.

>>135693309
>a man
>writing the garbage that is Harry Potter, with its dull writing and non-innovative plot.
Yeah, no.

>>135692763
Books are different than real life.

And Trump already won anyway.

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I like the Lord of the Rings versions instead.

>Not American
>Doesn't live in America
>Seeks to overthrow the American government
If ever there were a more appropriate circumstance to drone strike someone.

>>135693309
>harry potter creates nothing unique, and steals from established stories, some centuries old
no i honestly believe she wrote that dogshit

>>135692763
Le Drumpghth is finished!!!!

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>>135692763
really made my cerebral cortex chemicals flow

>>135694579
You can go on about how she "won" but she didn't "technically" win lol. "Technically winning" implies following the rules. Donald Trump technically won.

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>>135692763

It's this kind of shit that makes me look forward to 2020 where I can go out of my way to make sure liberals have to endure 4 more years of Trump

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>>135692763

>tfw Liberals kill trump
>But they are all doomed to have the Donald Trump logo in their fore heads

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>>135692763
Would she get triggered if I tweeted at her
"I'll be honest. No idea who you are but you're kinda like the lovechild of Rita Skeeter & Umbridge from Harry Potter aren't you."?

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>>135692763

what the fuck is she even saying

>>135692763
Wait she's going to destroy 7 horecruxes containing Trumps soul and then find 3 magical items 1 which can resurrect her, 1 which can turn back time, and 1 which can make her invisible?

Or what does she mean? That's the only reason they were able to defeat voldemort due to the fucking last books being a boring as fuck RPG

>>135692763
Rowlings is next to be cursed

>>135695562
More inclined to believe the entire series was ghost-written by several others.

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>>135692763
>>135692905

>>135693495
ur gay and unfunny

>>135693294
Because shes a childless depressed liberal cunt

>>135693495
get back in the kitchen cunt

>>135692763
Didn't Harry die to defeat Voldemort?

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>>135692763
Lmao does she think she has any power at all? She's an irrelevant bitch who wrote shitty kids books and now she's saying random shit for attention.

She's British, why should she give a shit?

>>135696841
Because Trump is like Darth Vader who will conquer the Shire and then move on to Galifrey so we need a Mockingjay to save us.

>>135695352
FUCKING DELETE THIS YOU SHIT RURAL SUBURBAN RETARDS AREN'T FUCKING HUMAN AND THEIR VOTES DON'T MATTER TRUMP IS JUST A BOURGEOISIE CUNT THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE WORKING CLASS THIS IS WHY THOSE LIKE ME IN THE MIDDLE CLASS NEED NEEDED BERNIE BECAUSE HIS POLICIES HELPED US THE WORKING CLASS NOT RURAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS

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>>135696841
Because America is literally the most powerful nation in the world and everything they do effects the rest of the world, dumbass.

>>135693309
I actually believe she wrote that

but i don't believe a woman actually made american psycho
its just too good

>>135697239
>baiting this hard

>>135697069
I recognize that your post is in English, but none of what you just said makes any sense to me.

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>>135692763
Fuck off and write another shit book you dozy cunt!

>>135697300
>confusing shitposting with bait
meanwhile your actual bait is itself pretty poor tbqh.

#NEVERDRUMPF

>>135692763
I wonder what would've Gandalf said...

>>135697548
What bait?

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>>135694579
blah blah blah b8

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>>135692763
>>135692763

>>135692763
http://mileswmathis.com/potter.pdf
i'll just leave this here

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>>135692763

Fuck off slider

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>>135694579
>California should decide every election

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>>135692763
Wow! The creator of harry potter is batshit insane.. who would have thought..

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>>135698058
Good meme, too bad it expired.

>>135692763

Fucking cringe.

>>135694579
what do you mean 'hacked by russia'?

>>135693495
"flag"
No surprise there..

>>135697372
>if he wont fight for himself, he wont fight for another

Wow. Those are exactly my feelings why I hate SJWs and liberals. they are hypocrites

>>135692763

Why is this crumpet-fucking Bongistan cunt so obsessed with Trump?

Really, I'm genuinely curious why he gets to live rent-free in her thick skull every fucking day.

>>135697244
Good - anything to ruin Euro-Trash's day.

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>>135692763
It seems like many liberal celebrities are trying to repeat what Trump did: shitpost their way to political power. But these sort of posts are critically lacking in variety; all seeming to be hysterical variations on "DRUMPF." It's tempting to call this ineptitude, but these people also know their audience.

>>135695561
This.

>>135695825
kek

>>135695999
Do it.

>>135692763
Plot armor doesn't work irl.

Lord of the Rings was better.

>>135692763
>the intellectual left

>>135697292
A man wrote the book, the woman directed the movie

Harry defeated Voldemort by sitting there, letting Voldemort shoot him and having the spell bounce off him and hit Voldemort because of an asspull. So they're basically saying that they'll beat Trump by allowing Trump to shoot them.

>>135698593
>t. 56%
I'd rather live in Europe than America. Your country and your people are some of the worst in the world.

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>>135692763

>>135697765
The one that nobody took:
>>135697244

>>135692763

fucking shit stain cunt of a whore.

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>>135694579
>B-b-but it was HER TURN! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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>>135699196

>>135692763
As in. "This bullshit's getting deep."

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>>135699326

Harry had to kill himself to defeat Voldemort. Maybe they should start with that

>>135692763
By exploiting some sort of wizard wand tax code bullshit instead of dying like a man?

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>>135699388

BITCH STOLE HER NAME AND IDEAS FROM A B MOVIE IN THE 90'S. PATHETIC HOLLOW-HEADED CUNT

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>>135699462
Post more if you got them.
I lost a large part of my collection of this crap

>>135699196
>>135699326
>>135699388
>>135699462
Why the fuck are Americans obsessed with all of our shit pop culture?
It's ludicrous, this, Doctor Who and fucking BBC Sherlock.

>in a world full of magic voldemort, who maybe killed 5 people, is the most evil thing imaginable.

harry potter is designed and promoted as a satanic intro to magic

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>>135692763
And then Harry's dumbass son went back in time and prevented Voldemort's death.

Seriously, fuck this stupid play.

>>135694579

Go clean the fucking cheese out of your stinky fucking cunt.

>>135693309
Definitely not. The way she writes men it's clear it's not a man writing it.

>>135692763
with magic?
k good luck with that
i'd laugh if Trump went down in flames but lel

>>135692763
as in fiction?

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>>135699388
And without Harry Hermione would have been expelled in Book1 or have died in Book 2, what's their point?

>>135699196
>>135699388

This shit is depressing. How did making fictional characters children's primary role models even start? I was never encouraged to BE Luke Skywalker or Batman as a kid, but that's the kind of mindset being drilled into these kid's heads

>>135695537
Because that's a parody of things that leftists have actually said

The whole "Trump is Voldemort" crap is just juvenile, and judging by the half million retweets a lot of people seriously believe that. Once again, tone-deafness on the left

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>>135699605
It's their religion.
You better not blaspheme against it or else you are a heretic, er I mean, a xenophobic racist bigot sexist

>>135692763
libtard fantasy land!

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>>135699222
That wasn't bait. What I said was correct.

>>135699912
Without Harry Hermione wouldn't have any friends and would commit suicide.

>>135692763

Yeah about as deep as her 20 point font books.

>>135694579
Oh "you"

>>135698138

It didn't exactly expire, but we did saturate the market in a week because of how fast they got created and shared. More will probably show up if there is meme potential in real life that translates well into lotr.

>>135694579
actually she did not technically win
she categorically won
in a category that is insufficient for a technical win

>>135700607
We'll have a fresh batch after the next happening

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Why does Rowling think that reality would mimick one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>135696070
Good guy stop bad guy. Weeeeeereee

>>135693294
Did you describe JK Rowling or Trump?

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>>135692763
Just like a made up story, huh.
What did she mean by this?

>>135699388
>without this made up character this other made up character would have died in this made up scenario in this made up world

WTF IM A FEMINIST NOW

>>135694836
The American people.

>>135700692
The first two movies had better effects and setting than the rest. They weren't inexplicably wearing human clothing as opposed to robes

>>135693495
Your mum tolerates it

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>>135700841
>thread is barely over 100 posts
>come to my thread guys!

>>135700184
>Stalin-worshiping cuckery
(you)

>>135700682

I don't doubt it a second. Which is ok I like lotr. Not so fond of happenings anymore tho. Can I get some digits for a peaceful 4 months?

>>135701202

Fuck you too then kek.

>>135701183
I used that as a reaction image but despite that I am a Stalinist. I never said that though so I don't know why you're saying I was baiting, you autist.

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>>135693495
>flag
>processing..
>fag

>>135701356
>posts image indicative of stalin worship
>h-how did you know i am a stalin-worshiping fag
jew-senses.

>>135701569
It was only a reaction image though. The fact I'm a Stalinist is irrelevant to what I said

>>135692763
Is she going to write another book and needs to build attention?

>>135692763
Just ignore pretentious cunts who cannot accept the world is run by white men. This has worked for over 7000 years, why stop now. No platform for whores.

>>135702010
If it weren't indicative how would I have known?

>>135703739
Did I say it wasn't indicative? What I said was that it was irrelevant.

>>135692763
why the fuck is she interested in my country. Stay the fuck on your island, drink your tea, and shutup

>>135703985
If it was irrelevant how would it be indicative and how would I have known?

>>135703992
Countries need'nt exist in 2017. We are one world. One people.

>>135692763
>#Resistance
yes. good. go resist trump from your big fucking mansion far away from my home country.

>>135704414
It's irrelevant because I wasn't talking about Stalin or Stalinism and that picture was simply used as a reaction image. I was talking about how everything America does effects the rest of the world, now tell me how Stalin is relevant to that.

>>135692763
I will make it clear for you maggot faggots
Hillary is 4chan and trump is reddit

>>135705133
Hillary is tumblr you faggot. She supports all that feminazi, perpetually offended, muslim loving ass fuckery.

The God Emperor Trump is anti SJW as fuck.

>>135692867
fpbp

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>>135692867
Just here to post this

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>>135692763
>Deep

Not really, she just means it is all scripted and bullshit.

>>135692763
>Foreigner wants a Coup to overthrow the American President

hmmm

>>135692763
Why are all her fans grown adults?

>>135692763
This bitch should worry about her own damn country. Bongs and leaves need to get off our dick.

>>135705653
Both are Jewish puppets at the end of the day.

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>>135692763
>resistance

It's a cult

My image related

It's a 100% cult that promotes in-behavior while shunning the "unbelievers"

It's not healthy and someone should inform her or her children/parents

I am Sven, prepper of bulls, knower of cuckology

>>135705653
>he thinks tumblr is still a thing
No one cares about SWJ, we are behind the peak and climbing down.

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>>135705942
This. She is trying to start a new cult in her name. Do not be fooled.

I don't understand, wasn't Voldemort was actually trying to break free from the tyranny of muggles and trying to protect wizardhood by banning miscegenation?
Other than special snowflakes, it was an established fact that mudbloods had inferior magick.

>>135705939
Yeah, they have ridden that Holocaust gravy train a long ass time. All politicians are actors but it gives us a small choice on which version of the illusion of freedom we have.

>>135705958
Well not for much longer. Papa T was the clarion call that America was finally sick of SJW faggotry.

>>135706429
>keep it simple keep it vague, create new words for vague concepts

like "undocumented immigrant" instead of "illegal alien"

oh my goooooooood i disagree with that shit said so much

>>135692763
We will defeat Trump like Don Quixote defeated the Cyclops

>>135696533
She actually has given birth to three children.

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>>135692763
So she wants to use fictional stories to compare to real events?

>>135709505
>Implying there would even be orcs, uruk hai, or Numenorians several centuries later

It's the Fourth Age buddy, get with the times.

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>>135692763
OMFG SPOILER WARNING YOU FUCKING BITCH!

>>135708018
underrated

this is a fake tweet https://www.google.com/search?q=%22We+will+defeat+trump+just+like+harry+defeated+voldemort%22&oq=%22We+will+defeat+trump+just+like+harry+defeated+voldemort%22&gs_l=psy-ab.12...6304.6304.0.11004.1.1.0.0.0.0.102.102.0j1.1.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.0.0.3i5pXnsR4AI