Mooch is already writing a memoir about his 6 days in the White House

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>>135689269
Why is nothing happening?

Well. The guy sold his company, divorced his wife, missed his childs birth, forever ruined his reputation with that on-the-record phonecall debacle, got fired after ten days and was never officially hired, so he's likely not getting paid, either.

Gotta try to get at least something out of this shitshow, I guess.

EYYYY OHHH

AM JUS' BUSTIN' BAWWWLS HE'A

WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY ME LIKE DAAT

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>>135689870

But, seriously, this has to be some kind of record.

>>135689269
Bet he got a nice severance package too.

>>135690167
Poor guy. I liked mooch and really wanted to see him stay. I thought his talks with Chris Cuomo would be a regular thing.

>>135690307
He hasn't even been officially hired. They could kick him out and not pay a cent. And, well, that would be totally in-character for Trump, too.

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>>135689870
he might top himself

>>135689269
>quest to fight leakers
>get fired
>immediately leak

>>135690789
>Paying people who trust reporters
Why would you do this?

Chapter 1: AY WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH GET A LOAD A' DA BALLS ON DIS GUY

>>135689870
That's what he gets after calling Trump 'anti American'. It was all planned by Trump to fuck Scaramucci up. 94.2D chess.