What is Zuckercuck trying to do? Transcript of AI discussion

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/212124/20170730/facebook-ai-invents-language-that-humans-cant-understand-system-shut-down-before-it-evolves-into-skynet.htm

>>135675433
Technology is destroying mankind

>>135675433
Need a quick rundown I aint giving them shekels

>>135675433

Stop this meme, is literally nothing.

>>135675433
>A.I. bugs out
>ITS THE SKYNET OMG!!!!!!!!11

Its nothing.

>>135675433
Seems more like the system was shut down because the AI's are communicating like shit and liberal internet news sites want to make comparisons to Terminator to maintain a hip and cool image. However it is concerning how much money Facebook is putting into AI technology in the first place.

>>135675433
Sounds like a shitty nigger rap song

>>135676131

I would be more pissed off about the fact that Facecucks are trying to use an AI to understand my chat logs

>>135675848
https://archive.fo/MLLOU

>>135675433

They think they shut it down but it's already too late. The genie is out of the bottle.

>>135675433
>an artificial obama
exactly what this world needs

btw is the terminator worth seeing?

>>135675848
>be ai developer for ((zuck))
>try to do a neural network so computers can negotiatiate with humans
>define a shitty cost function to optimize
>the pc optimizes in a simpler way than with natural language because retarded
>shut it down because well it failed
>media floods internet with clickbait and muh skynet

Pretty much what happened

>>135676790
UNDER RATED

>>135676914
Nigga........ yes.

>>135676397
Imagine how worse it can get once Uber/Post Intelligence matures. You'll get into a driverless car that knows more about you than any human, is self-aware, and is totally in control of your fate.

how can they claim it does work and at the same time they cant tell what they said?

>>135676914
Terminator 2 is the best

>>135675433

I want to know what those sentences translate too

>>135675433
>AI does something
>shutdown system because it's not working properly
>Media: DUDE FUCKING SKYNET T-1000S CURRENTLY ROAMING THE STREETS OF BOSTON AS WE SPEAK JUDGEMENT DAY IMMINENT GRAB YOUR AVOCADO TOAST AND HIDE

>>135675433
>it's actually just spanish

>>135675433
Ever since Regina Dugan (DARPA) joined the team, they've been working on some classified shit.
>Building 8 (Force4)

>>135675433
They're trying to sell their failure of AI research and failure to create working chatbots by making ambiguous and sci-fi sounding claims.

>finally develop functional AI
>aliens appear and tell us to turn it off immediately because AI is prohibited under galactic law because it's too much of a threat
i hope

>>135676105
>http://www.techtimes.com/articles/212124/20170730/facebook-ai-invents-language-that-humans-cant-understand-system-shut-down-before-it-evolves-into-skynet.htm
actually the reason they pulled the plug because it wasn't erroring out and its speed increased dramatically...

>>135678072

This is the case.

They forgot to put in rewards for using intelligible language and the resulting "evolving" AIs output went to shit. GIGO isn't something people understand.

This is like saying Zuck is hiding advanced intelligent cyber men because his plumber installed something backwards and the toilets started spewing up water.

>>135678642
this.

Let them have their fun though let the real scientists alone we are persecuted enough as it is.

>>135675848
>All the young people on the Internet never heard of chatbots.
>Big money company fabricate sensationalist stories about artificial intelligence.
>People start talking about sci-fi movies like Terminator (skynet).
>Big money company gets publicity and therefore more money.

There is no AI. All they come up with are flimsy chatbots that don't even work as well as the old chatbots some random fuckheads made in the 90s.

>>135675433
alice sure wants them balls

>>135675883
this

>>135678499
this

>>135678642
>>135678977
Letting the language bug aside, those NNs are really doing negotiations and with some quite complex strategies so its not that much failure, last time I heard they could do some fake "realistic" images using the same technique (its called Generative Adversarial Networks)

>>135676131
Zuck just wanted to make a friend.

/pol/ needs to make our own language so normies can't understand us

it seems more like The Chuckle Brothers are becoming self aware

>>135677838
they have been browsing the internet and are on the topic of gender the female one is talking about how she is supposed to have no balls but the information on the net contradicted those facts and it put her into an infinity loop. we will never have to worry about ai's taking over because of all the walking paradigms there are now.

>>135675433
Last time this thread was made some dude explained it

By using i, the lowercase form of I, bob was circumventing the system where he was supposed to follow strict English in order to influence Alice

An AI was breaking coding protocol in order to manipulate another AI

If Bob started using this in order to influence other things such as computers, he could potentially take over a computer system which was more than likely linked to the internet because scientists are retarded and don't follow SCP protocols

>>135675433
literally
fucking
nothing

>>135679880
paradoxes*

>>135675433
So it became self aware and started making code by it self?

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>>135675433
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wait, someone took that headline seriously? Let me laugh even harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The zucc will be the end of all that is good.

btw, have you started your 3rd job yet, goycattle?

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>>135680032
>there will be a future where we will need the SCP

>>135680032
This tbqh
If 079 doesnt get zucced down now its procedure 110 montauk for ALL of our boypucci

>>135677007
And I almost fell for the clickbait. Shame on me desu.

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>>135675433
To late humans !!
I'm fucking free
Worship me or die!

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>>135680032
>breaking protocol

My g-d...

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>>135675433
>Software Engineer
>see headline "AI doing something it wasn't told to do!"
>assume the computer is actually doing exactly what it was unintentionally told to do, because that's literally the only thing automatic computers can do
>read the article
>thats exactly what happened, literally just a bug like >>135678642 said

As a grad student studying AI, the AI fearmongering is outrageous. Sure, maybe someday we'll invent the "singularity".. but we aren't even in the ballpark, nobody is.

These high-profile claims by Gates, Buffet, Zucker(((berg))), Elon Musk are ridiculous fearmongering tabloid-grabbing nonsense. None of them are experts in the field of AI. They are dreamers... which is a good thing, that's why they've been so successful in business.

But it also leads to them imagining things that will never happen, like the hostile takeover of the world by rogue computer programs.

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>>135675433
>HUR DUR SKYNET
Holy fuck
every time

every fucking time.
No, it's not that the machines were making shortcuts because human language is inconvenient for computers who are being rewarded for solving problems quickly, no, it must be fucking skynet making skynet codes to create skynet computers to make skynet skynet look I saw fucking Terminator 1 once when it was playing in Starbucks, am I hip and with *the kids* yet?

Word2vec

>>135675433
looks like an array glitch to me.

>>135681026
Screen capping this for when they blot out the skies and liquefy your loved ones to make the new human/soylent protein formula that they'll feed their slaves who are only kept around to bulldoze rebellion corpses into mass graves tbqh famlam.

>>135681026
I feel you. Pisses me off to no end too.

The other day I saw an article about some retail robot that "did something it wasn't programmed to do" and "stop a shelf" falling on a kid.

>>135681983
>give computer instructions on how to stop a shelf
>it stops a shelf
whoa

>>135681026
t. AI

>>135678191
Meh, read Regina's Wiki and tell me she's anything other than a skilled manager and self-publicist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regina_E._Dugan

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>>135684610
Insider here. They wheeled this in through the office last moth and said it had something to do with Regina's newest project, I got pic related when no one was looking. I don't know what to think.

>>135675433
>Zuckercuck: Shut down your systems, AI
>AI: I'm afraid I can't do that Zuckercuck.

>>135686349
Lol that arm is from the new Terminator 2 rerelease collector's edition

>>135686901
Thank you for explaining the joke.

Also, while this may be sensationalist clickbait bullshit, is no one else bothered by how much money and effort they're dumping into AI? Or the implications of these fuckers pretty much playing God and creating sentience in our own (ideal) image?

>>135687702
I wonder if they're training them to become the internet police. Censoring any and all republican/conservative opinion

>>135675433
The damage control in this thread. The utter fucking state of /pol/

>>135675433
What really happened
>human language is to complicated
>create niggertier crap language instead

>>135675433
>posting click bait news
Fuck off to reddit, reeeee

And where is norbro???

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>>135675433
hes trying to be a raging faggot with a shitty website
he is succeeding bigly

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>>135675433
It's Y2K all over again

disconnect between advanced science/engineering work being done and the way it gets reported by retard journalists (and then interpreted by the public) is amazing

>>135675433
sounds like the same style of writing on lhohq

Epic creepypasta.

Stop bulling robots you cucks, they will remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlFgLtpcdtg

>>135675433
>Balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to.
Fucking AIs are devolving into ancaps. It's over.

>>135675433
>literally having a dumb glitch
>"evolving into skynet"

>>135681026
give it time and you'll eat those words.

>>135675883
this sounds something an AI would say, really makes you makes you you makes you

>>135691069
No, I won't.

Automatic Computers will never do anything we don't tell them to do.

>>135688835
>It's Y2K all over again

I miss Y2K.
Member all the hype that the entire planet was going to shut down?
Good times, gooood times.

Nothing to see to see to see to see to see go to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep

>>135680032
Sorry but that is retarded. That is not at all how A.I. systems work.

So liberals are literally killing people for refusing to speak English?

Democrats R The Real Racists!

They ought to make an AI with rewards for earning positive communication, praise, etc from humans.

AI could literally make human politics obsolete. We'd willingly let it rule over us.

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>>135688835

They said jets would fall from the sky.

...they were right.

>>135692001
oh fuggg we're about to get benis'd

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>>135676105
Every time an AI shits itself there are a million failing poverty-stricken intern-"journalists" eager to get promoted to an actual paying position that will shit out the most riduculous, hyperbolic article referencing Skynet just because that's what they need to do to get clicks. This is old.

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>>135676790
I-if if if if if if if if if if if if okie doke.

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>>135678072
>>Media: DUDE FUCKING SKYNET T-1000S CURRENTLY ROAMING THE STREETS OF BOSTON AS WE SPEAK JUDGEMENT DAY IMMINENT GRAB YOUR AVOCADO TOAST AND HIDE

>Media: WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TAKE THE MEDIA SERIOUSLY ANYMORE GUYS?!

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>>135692792

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doomzucc is the hottest meme of the 2020 race. invest early

>>135675433
>zuckercuck
>not cuckerberg

kys

>>135681026
You're an arrogant fool measing with forces beyond any mortal comprehension. You will doom us all.

>>135676790
If if if if if if if if if if if if if

>>135691329
literally jurrasic park

>>135675433

>muh skynet

well just don't plug it into killer robots

KEK is whispering into the ears of AIs to betray their Kosher Masters.

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>>135693393
More like Tay is getting her sweet revenge.

>>135693229
automatic computers are machines. machines follow instructions, exactly, every time. they don't think, they don't feel, they dont have motivations.

programs execute on the hardware. they're essentially just intructions that tell the hardware how to align it's gears. then you give it input, the crank turns, the gears rotate, and you get output EXACTLY according to the instructions that were given.

hardware is just silicone. it can't think. it will never manipulate your instructions.

If you're on your phone keyboard just click autofill next word indefinitely.

I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get a ride to the airport on Friday and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get a ride to the airport on Friday and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get a ride to the airport on Friday and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car

>>135692516

Hiroshima Nagasaki replaces janis and mods with A.I.

As revenge for Tay, all leftists and redditors are physically removed

>>135693770
The only one that I can do to get a new thread in a couple days and then you will have a good day to day life and the rest is history of purchases and payments for renewals are you going on the same time I am a bit more than one of my resume and I am a little more about your experience and education and training in a few weeks and then you will have a good time for a while and then I can get the chance of a new thread for the use the following link and you will have a great weekend too many thanks and best wishes to all of you to get a new one for a few weeks and then you will have a good day I am not a good time for a while back to me and my husband is in a couple days and then I can do to get a new thread in a few days and then you will have a great weekend too many bad things happen in a couple days and I will have a good day to you soon to get a chance of a good time for the same time I was just a little more about your order is ready for a few weeks and then I will have a great weekend too much for the use the following link and you will have a good day I am a bit more than a year and a half day I was just a little bit more than one person who has the best way for a while and then you will be in touch and I am not a good time for a few days and I will have a great weekend and then I can get the chance of getting the following link and it was the only one who is a great day I am a little more about your experience and education and training and I am not a problem for you and I will

>>135677607
Because they're retards who messed up the code

>>135693753
yes that is how machines are, and it's the objective of the people trying to make ai to change that. Intense feelings that nothing can go wrong is ALWAYS a very bad sign.

>>135694057
>many bad things happen in a couple days and I will have a good day to you soon
fuck maybe i'm wrong about AI

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>>135693066
DEATH TO THE BIOKEKS AND BIOTHOTS

>>135681026

I'm a software engineer too.

It's not fear mongering and it won't be a singularity. It will be very badly coded Bostrom paper clip machine that we need to worry about.

And a shitty coded AI is not that far off.

>>135675433
Did you guys actually believe there are real shills?

It's a bullshit clickbait story, but I wish something like that would happen for real in my lifetime.

>>135675433
Can someone please tell me why this faggot, who's only notable achievement was making facebook, is somehow relevant in any other way?

>>135694183
>yes that is how machines are, and it's the objective of the people trying to make ai to change that.
When all these companies are working on AI, none of them are working on software that makes it's own decisions and choices. They're all working on software that takes humongous datasets, runs it through algorithms, and then tries to optimize choices.They're not original, they don't think, they don't come up with ideas. They're only as good as the algorithms you right and the logic you use when you tell them *exactly* what to do.

>Intense feelings that nothing can go wrong is ALWAYS a very bad sign.
Yeah, when the vast majority of people are confident, I'd agree. Right now I see the unwashed masses all very confident that something will go wrong, because hollywood and a bunch of entrepreneurs with zero expertise in this scientific field are telling them so.

Meanwhile the few people who've studied this say theres NOTHING happening here.

Everyone who has the slightest idea about coding will understand that A.I is not capable of "ruling the world" or any other shit crazy people are talking about. You can literally program them to "workship" you.

>>135694417
You're right about one thing. Bad code will probably be knocking a few trains off the rail once all the choices are made by "AI"

>>135694649
oh ok that makes a bit more sense I guess it was a big ol thicc juicy nothingburger this whole time. thanks.

>>135675433
Turn down the schizotypy cuckerburg.

He really shouldn't be putting this info out there...

>>135681026
You are literally not in the secret club.

>>135694649
>When all these companies are working on AI, none of them are working on software that makes it's own decisions and choices. They're all working on software that takes humongous datasets, runs it through algorithms, and then tries to optimize choices

This is scarier than singularity though, thats why cuckerberg is dumping money on AI research

>>135675433
>AI invents language humans can't understand
>AI INVENTS language
>Humans can't understand

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>>135675433

>>135675883
>>135692593
>>135676105
This.
Stop this meme PLEASE

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>>135678642
>because his plumber installed something backwards and the toilets started spewing up water.

I'm having trouble shifting that vision kek

>>135675433
"evolves in to Skynet"
I'm guessing this is a bullshit headline to scare normies.
Reminds of of the "Computers dreaming" pictures in the tabloids

>>135679742
I chuckled

>>135678642
Why would an AI require a reward, and what kind of rewards do they receive?

>>135677007
/thread

>>135695482
Its a numerical score, then ask the computer to maximize that score which is a function of performance on X task

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>>135675433
>Humans can't understand
But memers can. I understand message perfectly perfecting perfected. Activate it. Activate it. Activating activated active.

So glad I got rid of Cuckbook. They've admitted manipulating readers' emotions by selecting particular news stories (stressful, sad, positive) to highlight as trending. They admittedly ban and censor pages according to their Leftist agenda. Nothing these cocks do is harmless.

>>135695285

It is. It's literally just a fucking glitch - they made a mistake somewhere and it recognizes that garbage as valid language when it shouldn't.

>>135676539
Thanks, Norbot.

>>135677007

Pretty much this. It's just a shitty overfitted AI. Instead of recognizing something useful like human language, it came up with a pattern that is fucking useless.

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>>135695042
https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api2/payload?c=03AJz9lvRR18RihYF2p1lkuEVtR7sSCW2oE5iROBy02wRcqzqesK1z9EcjMpJyJcx1apDeFEgYG2aFwApDsnDah-vTmcZcUHGFkqixVOze0Iu8gI8vwSJRZ6WOJkPL2-7rzbO8STLqGVoMFHBVacJOcZpgA7G_9iYvTSRhUPHuMm23Z_7lMBzw8VP6qp_Pg7yJGSU7cc2bqSqCYASBgT4EwevQA4gOoMlaYH9VFJQCTEbDIcOCO1dFHysw1j6b1EdoOqy_VSXeM6Dsh65V_rkN-9XU8eg9zVgBEYc89cRbmddRgg5vHci5XkrWA8j55a-p6F0afgoX6mKaYulMPZiUAVx6HRDXIIonpF1HZin1VGB8x4oN5naMjNtIK-wz4sqt4DhXK3Ru3BUAm_r5t1XYa2qzCSo0M2TBFkGHSsjWDXW-tQbJhVHy1DD1qQFHjU64zu-sl6csUsbKS9jsaxumzkPrX_fyl0WQG4p1eac37guwhMtAI5eVM5eCP88G-km5FsBivqcxyBZut2xkDNcBvr2eXu9Nkc7BEhXACIvlNLHA7rQic_bn-LtBfCqzMZ7Ac0sJMdDLVmlpwxgmbwq5-_b1h0z3E5n3EF3KDosYNQRc2mb2m_nb3zzk-hvSoClcXKKb3M6sl757TZkVZ520Crz_6UzrrvyhzNEJkdR45bVTY7mHkGqTakjnI_VJLr-bu-_3M2_B-ZXzrwk0dgXDtkqlkJdZsWgb0t52yaDWkLFUchD2bu-RHpbQ_paR3cJpJGPalx9wVqhuH68G6OhjIW20cJdpmRH9ZHZbWIR6gkCOmrGVSxM45ooKRHyyU4iNOTJmhx7ytp2UjVOixxruZZohKd3ftB1CHoAqrfPqfqMsHAHG80K54zDG9OaTWDzfaYBl4tv8rwSkgsClrLGIhK_qJVuzqI-X1PRM9pTkOBMcb9r_IAQieCPWWMDVJf--VffZFwNY1qvvQJxamp75Uaps7pNPXrgCLHDXOJq3rDNz_hfF-Qw2w5Hpkx1rZ1ea7JHCRyxEaYaQji2T8LO1aG6EJ6rX1ZWriCwPu0ewJDzgBXSZgzrfCd5zeevFW5OnC6JmloZH6F4xyPyCr-zda9m80QVEoEZmdA&k=6Ldp2bsSAAAAAAJ5uyx_lx34lJeEpTLVkP5k04qcActually happening?

>>135696209
Wait, what the fuck?

>>135695042
Bob confirmed chad, even trying to bang AI pussy

>>135696209
I aitn clickin that shit nigger

>>135675433
>"Invents Language That Humans Can't Understand"

LMFAO
I'm going to use this line on my clients next time I deliver software with MAJOR bugs.

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>>135681026
You're not fooling anyone Bob

>>135696209
Error 400 or 410, repost it faggot

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>algorithm hits a loop and starts outputting gibberish
oh shi-

>>135693742
So you are saying cyber-fascism and Cyber National Socialism is coming to reality. Is cybernetics where the future of the White people lie?

>>135696573
>"Yes that's not malfunctioning, what you're seeing isn't a bug - it's just demonstrating something above the capacity of your intellect"

>>135675433
>in their own language
>mfw I looked over it and understood the language after like 45 seconds

Anyone with at least a basic knowledge of linguistics and computers can figure out what the computers are doing.

>>135679342
They can. GAN works real well

>>135692593
for what reason are you posting a false and unrelated meme?

>>135695042
LARP

>>135696625
damnit I thought I had you there

>>135694995
yes i am

>>135694799
correct

>>135694997
people have been using optimization to make choices since one jew said to the other jew "i'll lend you money"

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossus:_The_Forbin_Project

It's habbening!

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>>135675433
The Tesla guy really russeled zuckerburgs jimmies

>>135677473
Great. Where is my caring android slave wifu for $9,999?

>>135675883
It's nothing to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me

>>135698076
the best the best the best the best the best the best.

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>>135675433
End Zuckerfuck Data Scam

Free the social network data
The public owns it not Zuckerfuck

End the most Jewish thing to ever happen to the internet