Holy Land General: Fakestine Edition

>>135674207
Israel to deport West Bank Palestinian detainee to Gaza Strip
https://www.maannews.com/Content.aspx?id=778456
Settlers install mobile homes on Palestinian village lands near Nablus
https://www.maannews.com/Content.aspx?id=778452
Israeli court extends detention of 18 Jerusalemite Palestinians
https://www.maannews.com/Content.aspx?id=778460
Israeli settler family to move into Hebron home, days after expelling Palestinian owners
https://www.maannews.com/Content.aspx?id=778457
Abbas' Health Deteriorating as West Bank http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/1.804074

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Jihad must be delared


the time of prophecy has come and must be fulfilled


israel must be reformed into an islamic dominated republic....its now or never.

>>135674407


>http://haaretz com/israel-news/1.804074
https://archive.is/NnBfi

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>>135674816
No pls

>>135674873
sorry

>>135674207
>Holy Land
Ain't nothing holy about that backwater shithole

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>>135674207
long live Israel !

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>>135675263
Delet

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>>135675590
make me

>>135674207
What did you have for dinner today?

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>>135675941

>>135675234
Its shorter than israel/palestine

>>135676034
Pasta and chicken

>>135674816
How about holding off on ww3 for a bit?

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>>135674207
>Holy Land
Why would you want to live in let alone fight for such a shitty piece of land?

>>135676398
How's the weather?

Thanks for keeping me updated. This thread should be a daily thing. It's important to keep an eye on the target.

>>135674949
See you in september then

>>135676803
Good

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>>135676934

>>135676935
>thinking palestine is a (((democaracy)))
If hamas wins nothing changes

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Yfw Abbas is kill

Me

>>135677515

I'm half Palestinian but seriously, I can't support hamas anymore than I could the kikes. Islam and Judaism are one in the same and I'll only support/ visit that place when secularism reigns supreme... so probably never.

My father is from Hebron, where are you?

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>>135679085
Agreed, Hamas needs to go away or at least change their dumbshit ways

I know you didn't reply to me but I'm a Palestinian, my father is from Yafa and my mother is from Jerusalem

>>135679085
Hamas makes everything worse for everyone
They bomb tel aviv, we get sanctioned
there is no hope unfortuately

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>>135679085
> I'll only support/ visit that place when secularism reigns supreme
Than you're most welcome to visit almost literally any place in Israel except for the old city of Jerusalem.

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I really freaking hope this shit won't escalate s because I really wanna go to Tel Aviv

>>135681871
why is your king acting tough? Israeli on vacation here
also Tel Aviv is degenerate don't go there

>>135679085
Also I'm from toul karem

>>135682137
the king is angery becuase netanyahu took the guy from the israelie embassy who shot someone or something
https://www.maannews.com/Content.aspx?id=778392

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>>135682137
I wanna visit Yafa becuase this is where my ancestors been and also there is a lot of homos there so I wanna have a fun fun time with a twink there. So I'm kind of a degenerate myself.


About the king
He acts like that so he doesn't look like an embarrassment to his people and to the world. Also he wants the Israeli soldier to be trialed

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"oh boy can't wait to visit Yafa"
>shit happens in Jerusalem
"Oh I hope it won't escalate"
>Shit happens in the Israeli Embassy which escalated the situation
"At least I could go to Israe.... "
>Israeli Embassy is going to be closed for a while

Why do I have such a bad luck?

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>>135686085
I also wanna visit Palestine and meet you habibi

Isn't Haaretz like Israel's The Onion????? Can anyone clear this up?

>>135687454
no its just a site with varying view points, but over all its liberal

>>135686648
me too

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Update: Abbas Released From Ramallah Hospital After 'Routine Tests'

http://www.haaretz.com/middle-east-news/palestinians/1.804056?v=CB1932EA2197D786F1204743C5CE4B9D