>July 2017
>Be the Mooch
>Leave your job and sell your company to join the Trump administration
>Wife divorces you, getting half of all your money because she hates the President
>Miss the birth of your son because you were with the President
>Child support payments starting soon for 18 years
>President Trump: "You're fired!"
>It's still July 2017
>>135672282
Kek did he really get divorced? Too many Mooch threads, but this is pretty funny.
Maybe he shouldn't be participating in a deep state leaker ring which makes WH vulnerable to criticism from the leugenpresse since he is the communication director?
>>135672282
Is that suppose to be Italian? He looks more like an Colombian connection.
>>135672282
JUST