Alex Jones for WH Press Secretary

>>135668345
\o/

>>135668345
Please yes. Let's snowball this trainwreck.

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No because I still have respect for the US and the Whitehouse

Yes because I want it all burned down to the ground for laughs and liberal anger.

Your choice, kek.

>>135668345

QUADS = ALEX JONES IN WH.

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>>135668345

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>>135668345
why does he look like anders in this pic?

>>135668736
>No because I still have respect for the US and the Whitehouse

Ironic, coming from someone who probably voted for trump

At this point if we can elect trump we can do anything

>>135668345
At this point he's one of the only guys that would accept the job.

>>135669316

Lets do this!

>>135668345
To the guy who said that he looks like Anders, Anders just recently changed his name to Fjotolf Hansen

>>135669563
(You)

>>135668345
Would be glorious and you know it.
GLOBALIST SCUM BACK OFF

>>135669316
Rolling

Please god make this happen.

>>135669563
(You)

So much yes

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>mfw Alex in the WH

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>>135668345
PLEASE
>>135668499
checked

would be hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9RBXlE86Ng

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Finally something that doesn't feels like agenda driven faggotry.

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>>135669972
Weird, I couldnt imagine Roger Stone ever being caught dead in a baseball cap

>>135668345
LETS DO THIS REDDIT xD xD shabadooo, fellow peeps!!! Praise popo!!!!!! XD le mem magic am I right???

Edit: wow, thx for the gold kind stranger! :D

how do we ATUALLY go about doing this?

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>>135668345
This would be amazing

>>135668345
\o/

that would explain why current year nigger preemptively slandered the water filter salesman

>>135669316
>1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

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>>135670377

???

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YES WE ARE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS!!!!

>>135668345
saved

>>135669316
So it shall be, that Kek has willed it.

>>135669316
Fine

Wish granted

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>>135668345
didnt know i wanted this til now

>>135669316
kek

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Alex Jones will enter white house on 9/24/17

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d stands for

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>>135669316
Alex Jones will never work for the government.

>>135668345
I would literally cum buckets

>>135668345
I would cut my own balls off to see this happen.

will be the best timeline

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>>135671444
>>135671511
>Trips
>Dubs

>>135669316
k

>>135668345
Hes an incredible bullshit artist. He'd fit right in.

>>135668345
Let's not

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>>135669316
quints and he is the POTUS 2020

Penta 66666 for nuclear anihilation
>Fallout 5 confirmed

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>>135671444

>>135669316
here you go

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>>135668345
(((infowars)))

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>>135671498
>I would cut my own balls off to see this happen.
nice

>>135671945
This

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yes

Why do all governmnet tyipes dress the saem? Like what if he just wore pajamies? is that illegal? Why no one does this to distinguish themselves? Instant psychological trick and win, yes!

>>135669316
>>135669316

>>135669316
please please please please

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Kek be with us, shadilay brothers
Rerolling

I can see Alex Jones talking about "20% OFF BRAIN FORCE" during press briefings

it won't happen

(((Alex Jones))) as Press Secretary?! No!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2gdkQIv3kY

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>>135672199
nice

>>135669316
Roll

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>>135669658

I'll be downvoted for this but I don't think he would fit the role.

>>135669658
>to the guy who said
do you not know how to reply??

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGq6cjcc3Q
get fucked

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AJ meme dump here

http://politicallyincorrectbase.com/results.php?tag_name=alex%20jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBaFj_IJVXo

>>135668345
He wouldn't take the pay cut.

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>>135672444
>>135672199
>>135671911
>>135671511
>>135671444
PRAISE KEK SHADILAY
QUADS ARE COMING SOON
KEEP ROLLING

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>>135668736
>I still have respect for the US and the Whitehouse
How can can a burger still feel that way, with everything that has been going on with the US and the Whitehouse the past half century or so?

>>135672770
>Kekistani
kys

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69 get

>>135672625
jesus christ you are a fucking faggot

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>July 2017
>Be the Mooch
>Leave your job and sell your company to join the Trump administration
>Wife divorces you, getting half of all your money because she hates the President
>Miss the birth of your son because you were with the President
>Child support payments starting soon for 18 years
>President Trump: "You're fired!"
>tfw it's still July 2017

>>135670703
Bert bert muh dork may mays

>>135672444
Holy shit, can't believe I didn't see this. I asked him about his name change in my last letter to him but he didn't even mention it in the reply I got from him. Thought it was the Norwegian prison system that wouldn't allow him to discuss the meaning behind the name.

>>135668345
Let them eat Test pills!

>>135673058
really? how so?

>>135669316
If quads then Alex Jones and his fagboys can choke on the (((meds)))

>>135671951
Wouldn't doubt it, ultrafag.

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I rather see Milo for press secretary. It will trigger the lefties to death and it will mildly trigger the blind jew hating homophobes on the right.

>>135668345
please

>>135671951
It's not often I feel sick to my stomach on 4chan, but Jesus Christ dude

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>>135673561
>le based pedo man

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>>135669316
please kek

>>135669316
I want mems

SOON

>>135669316
YES

>>135671945
It'd be more entertaining than the previous stuck-up fuck.

>>135672848

what do you care, you love kebab

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Kek be upon us
Kek guide us
Kek meme us into a new reality
Kek we ask for quads
Kek bring us the rain of frogs
Kek you are our guaridan
Shadilay! Praise Kek!!

>>135669316
Rolling

>>135668345
It will be jones

Quads GET

>>135668345
LE EPIC MEME xD!

>>135669316

1776

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>>135669316

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>>135669316
I'd be okay with this

>>135668345
Take my energy. Take all of it. I would die of laughter if this fucking happened

>>135668345
I don't even like Jones but I want to see this shitshow go forward. Lets make it happen.

>>135669316
reroll for this

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>>135669316
SUPER MALE VITALITY BROTH CHOCOLATE

>>135669316
ok

>>135668345
General Kelly is a infowarior. Consider it done.

Alex "I'm in the illuminati's pocket" Jones already works for the gubmint, and his wife is a Jew. So how about..... NEEP!

>>135669316

INFOWIPES.COM

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>>135668345
yeah just what we need, another kike shill in the white house

However, i'd totally bring snacks to the shitshow for you faggits.

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We're all gonna make it guys. Praise kek.

>>135669316
Brain Force PLUS™

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>>135676663
God people like you are the fucking worse, in many cases worse than leftists.
>KIKES RULE WVERYTHING HAHA YOU THINK IM THAT STUPID KIKES RULE THE WORLD ITS JEWS
you faggots just sit on the fence and yell jews at everything and the claim to be intellectually superior than everyone, yet when it comes down to it people like you have nothing to offer but whining. You're fuckingg cancer for the movement. You'll be on the top of the list when DOTR occurs, fucking court jester like faggot

>>135671498
Nah ... you're just looking for an excuse.

>>135672848
Respect for what it could be if ((they)) left. What we have had for the past half century or so is still better than the (((multiculturalism))) your shithole has had rammed up its sore, maple encrusted asshole.

>>135668345
Fuck that.
Alex Jones 2024.
You like Trump's wokeness? Alex is woke times 911. Put that nigga in the President's spot and all the world's problems will be solved in 1776 minutes.

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>>135668345

Molyneux.

>>135669316
Roll

>>135668345
Rawling for Alex, come on Alex.

>>135669316
Roll for death

>>135678348
>cult leader sociopath as press secretary
It would probably work. Liberals are easy to brain wash.

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Bill Clinton is a rapist

>>135669316
You're asking too much.
Pray for double figures, and Jesus will make it so.

>>135668345
Done.

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>>135671093

>>135669316
Alex should do it.

>>135677183
>>>135676663
Calm the hell down, dude. Are you whining about people hypothetically whining? When I wasn't even whining at all? I used to be a huge Alex Jones fan, and then I went down the rabbit hole in regards to him. You really think he'd still be alive despite what he says if it wasn't for (((someone))) feeding him what to say and where to be and what to do? Have fun with your head in the sand.

>>135669316
Thanks for coming on such short notice, dear members of the free press. This is the info war.

>>135669316
1776 will commence again

>>135678906

NO QUADS NO PEACE !

>>135671951
...yeah doesn't seem that bad.

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>>135668345
>mfw vid related happens regularly during press briefings
https://youtu.be/9qX5ZbZJrY4

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inb4 alex jones is actually bill hicks and exposed as shill

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>>135679859

9999 Jones POTUS 2020

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>>135669316

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>>135669316
Let's see if we can make it guys

>>135679992
REEEEEEEEEE I WAITED FOR THE WHOLE NEW QUADS TO ARRIVE. FUCK YOU, FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

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>>135668345
DO IT

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>>135669316
Watch this.

>>135679992
what a digital dummy

>>135680134
GLOBALIST SCUM.

BONE BROTH PLUS™

>>135674723
ok shlomo dont you kikes already own enough of the (((entertainment))) industry?

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>the president has decided a new budget plan regarding the the schools in suburban areas. furthermore we are starting to take actions against the shapeshifting reptillian vampires that turn the frogs gay
i could live with these press conferences

>>135669316
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

>>135669316
no

>>135668345
i would lose my fucking mind if this became reality

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>>135669316

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>>135680347
Wasn't yesterday John, still walking on thin ice i see?

>>135669316
The world is not ready, kek will not grant your wish.

>>135668345
Lol pls lord kek pls pls pls

>>135669316
Nadaone

>>135669316
ok

>>135669316
please

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>wanting a broken man in office that pays alimony checks with cuck male syrups from his website

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>>135668345

>>135669316
alex jones will win

captcha: kekkening ramus

ALEX YES

>>135680938
REEEEEEEEEROLLL

>>135680974
NIGGERS>>135680938
>>135680938

>before I get started ladies and gentleman I just want to let you know that Infowars life products are currently 20% off with free shipping.

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>>135668345
REHIRE SPICEY

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>>135680938
>>135680974
>>135681020
a kekistani ladies and gentlemen...

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>>135669316
giving my energy

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>what is trump going to do ab-?
>IT'S THESE TRANSHUMANIST GLOBALIST VAMPIRES DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY BUY DNA FORCE NOW

It'd be amazing to see Alex up there in the White House press room. This is the guy who broke into Bohemian Grove and was regularly arrested by the Bushes.

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>>135680347

>>135669316
rolling

>>135669316
So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

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>>135669316
Kek deliver unto us the messenger of the gods!
Hep us to break free from the conditioning.
O Mighty Kek deliver unto us the prophet who warned
of the chemicals in the water turning our frogs into the gay.

I'm only rolling so that mooch doesn't get the record of shortest time as director of comms

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>>135669316
Kek plz

>>135669316
WITNESS ME

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>>135679844

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>>135669316

>>135669438
Hero archetype.

>>135669316
make it so

>>135679859

We all know he's a shill but he's the best shill we can get.

>>135669563
it is incredible how assholes that make these type of replies NEVER HAVE THEIR REAL FLAG DISPLAYED

like who in the actual fuck thinks the EU flag is cool???

>>135669316
HAIL VICTORY

>>135669316
A man can dream

>>135680850
It's funny how his wife duped him when the things went south enough.

>>135682331
Bad proxies :D

>>135668345

Quads for the humble water filter salesman

If you Faggots meme Jones to become Press Secretary. I'll Bannon myself and suck my own dick!!

>>135669316

> I'm a pioneer, I'm an explorer
> I'm a human, and I'm coming!
> I'm animated, I'm alive, my heart's big!
> It's got hot blood, going through it fast.
> ..I like to fight too!
> I like to eat! I like to have children!
> ..I'm here! I've got a life force!
> This is a human, this is what we look like!
> This is what we act like! This what everybody was like before us.
> This is what I am, I'm a throwback. I'm here!
> I've got the fire of human liberty! I'm setting fires everywhere!
> And humans are turning on everywhere!

>>135669316
I go out and face these scum!

>>135682776
Capped and your IP has been backtraced, so you better deliver.

>>135679089
been there, done that. it's quite disappointing actually. Alex is far from perfect but the (((grand conspiracy))) about AJ simply isn't there.

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>>135682882

This unironically makes me hype

>>135669316

god wills it

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>>135668345

>>135669316
here you go

>>135682882
https://youtu.be/ULTKs_tWPbE

>>135683169
UMA DELICIA

>>135669316
ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

>>135682882
>somebody that watched Colbert enough to write down every line he said
pathetic

>>135668345
bump

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>>135669316
I will make it a reality.

>>135673561
leave my country you nigger

That would be FUCKING INCREDIBLE. Imagine Jones having a major RAGE session from Caveman in the press meetings. FUCK YEH

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>>135683330
Damn, that was close

>>135683337

COPY PASTA.

>>135668345
That would surely be the final nail in the coffin.

Hires Alex jones, first press conference Alex jones announcing mass arrests on treason and espionage. Hillary and Obama perp walking. Omg can you imagine the reeee?? Shitlibs heads would explode. Ignorant chicks and cuck bois would be suiciding themselves in the streets. There would be mass overdosing on prescription drugs and booze. Are we lucky enough to live in that timeline???

>>135668345
Sure, he'd also last about a week and a half I imagine?

Alex wins

>>135673561
you forgot your kekistan flag, reddit.

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>>135669316
Rolling Praise Kek please start building churches guys

He's gonna do it

>>135679844
it'll be WAY better than spicy. MAKE IT SO!

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>>135669316

make it happen! for the demise of the globalists!

Alex Jones will be the Mooch

>>135682882
It's sad that this will only be hilarious to my generation of people, nobody afterward will be able to understand how perfect this is

>>135669316

BOGDANOFF
BOGDANON

>>135669316
First order of business

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>>135681214
PRAISE KEK MY NIGGA

>>135669316
Q
U
A
D
S

>>135669316
KEK PLEASE.

>>135669316

FUCK YOU KEK

>>135668345
Sure, getting Jones into a job he's last about a month in before being utterly humiliated and his life wrecked sounds like a plan. Let's do it.

>>135686667
Lol'd

>>135668345

Yeah fucking right. With john Kelly in as Chief of Staff, he will steer a no-nonsense ship. You know how everyone here loves Mattis because he's a badass salty hard-charging Marine? John Kelly goes by the same playbook. Mattis would never hire Alex Jones, not even with "meme magic," and I can't believe Kelly would ever consider it, either

>>135669316
THEY WANNA MAKE SOCIETY INTO 1984

WE'LL MAKE IT 1776 ALL OVER AGAIN

>>135669316
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>135669316
It will be him

>>135669316
:)

>>135669316
:o

>>135669316
Recurring digits = Alex Jones becomes first lady

MSM shill: How will the President react to North Korea's latest provocations?

Alex: WE KNOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK WE KNOW IT WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE COMIN FOR YA GLOBALISTS WE'RE COMIN FOR YA!!!!!!!!!

>>135668345
yes

We're dreamers. Every time we dream it, we're one step closer.

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>>135668345
Make it happen

>>135669563
(EU)

>>135669316
Literal vampire pot bellied goblins

>>135669316

ALEX will not be in the WH.

Anonymous source told me.

>>135668345
WE WOULD NEVER EVER!!! have to hear cuck shit ever again. Would send CRYSTAL clear message to the world.

Nobody is gonna get quads stop fucking forcing it.

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>>135688884
so close

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>>135668345

>>135669316
Kek

>>135669316
please put him on the podium after a bottle of brain force

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>>135668345
Tally Ho boyz! Spool up the choppers and let slip the frogs of war!

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>>135669316

>>135669316
Checkem

Imagine AJ in that role, it would be incredible.

Please Lord Creator, let my quads make this happen.

>>135669316
Check this out

kek wills it

>>135669316
quads for Alex in the WH!!

>>135669316
Roll

>>135671882
DUBS

Ok fine he'll get it.

>>135669316
come on u quads

BOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>135668345
NO

Alex Jones is gay

https://youtu.be/mfln_czXHms

Some one make a simular splice like this except CNN or the other msm networks are the catchers.

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>>135669316
interdimensional

>>135669316

Kek. Let's make teh info war start WW3.

>>135669316
BRAAAAP

>>135691733
To late you just did

no. Alex Jones for Surgeon General.

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>>135669316
IT SHALL HAPPEN

>>135692507
Vote for No KeK has spoken.

>>135668345
It will happen. I know it.

>>135669316
Well maybe he can be president instead

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>>135669316

>>135668345
Fuck no. This is the last thing we need. If any alt-media figures, it should be Cernovich, but I know that will never happen and he's honestly better off doing what he's doing.

if you could please inquire about my numbers.


thanks

>>135669316
ROLL

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I will be appointing Alex Jones as our Press Secretary within the coming days. Thank you all and God Bless America!

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>>135669316
It shall be done. He wills it.

>>135693099
cheers pipi

>>135669316
penis go in vagina

>>135669316
SUPER VITALITY WHITE HOUSE

>>135668345
>Let's fucking meme it
Is there a more Reddit sentence?

>>135669316
Fucking hell.

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please be the one

>>135669316

Quints and an Alex Jones/Amphibian chimera is WHPS.

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>>135669316
How about no.

>>135693099
>t. President Donald Trump

>>135669316
Done

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>>135669316
I'm on it

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>>135668345
I think it would be funny as shit.

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>>135669316
Rolling

>>135668345
Praise KEK let the digits talk!

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It's time

WE NEED IT

>>135668345
i want this more than almost anything

>>135669316
here

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>>135693417
Let's see if the quads are in here

>>135669316
alex jones is well informed and completely sane, he just acts like a deranged right wing conspiracy theorist to stay under the spotlight and possibly earn some money by selling his shitty "MAIL VITHULITY" products

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>>135669316

>>135669316
AJ is the FINAL SOLUTION to BREAK THE CONDITIONING

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>>135671951
That's going to leave a mark anon

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>>135669316
>>135693794
Alex?

>>135669316
Once more into the breach, dear Anons

>>135670377
>parabolic fit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135668345
that's dumb, how would he run infowars then

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>>135669316

>>135668345
Not now and not in a million years, if Alex Jones actually gets any position in the white house i'm going to believe 100% this universe is a simulation run by aliens just wanting to have a giggle.

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>>135669316
So it is foretold

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>>135670616

>>135669316
Comms director.

>>135672444
Hahaha breivik you fucking mossad kike, I should have known your freemasonic ass has been shitposting here the whole fucking time.

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>>135672848
Because we're not Canada or Europe or the rest of the shit world.

US>>>every one else.

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>>135669316
so many fucking yous holy crap

>>135668736
That's been the idea since day one.

>>135694349
LOOK A ME LEAF GOYIM IM A BIG FUCK WHO LIVE IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY


btfo burger

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>>135682331
caring about flags on a taiwanese shrimp shelling forum

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>>135668345
This. Please meme this into existence. Imagine Alex Jones giving a presser, stopping in the middle, then pimping his wacked out products. Solid gold.

>>135694393
>You'll never have a girl look at your dick they way she's looking at that pizza.

>>135677183
i smell a yid

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>>135669316
kek wills it

>>135694518
Nazis are losers. Delete your account.

>>135694617
k.

u still have a little tiny burger penisse

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>>135669316
Do it, Alex in WH

>>135694753
Um, no, sweetie?

>>135694831
can i succ ur lil pipi

>>135693099
wtf no, VETO
just make Ron Paul do it, I want him to answer every fucking journokike with a reason why we need to end the fed, trust me everyone will love it, believe me

>>135694543
Look man, just buy the damn filters

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>>135694902
Are you gay or trap?

Why should I let you suck my dick?

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>>135668345
MEME IT INTO EXISTENCE BOYS