so what happens here? i literally don't know anything about

>>>/int/

>>135663806

but surely someone must have sent landers or drones there at one point to see whats in portugal.

>>135663122
Our language is cool...

>>135663122
The most tragic decline in all of Western history. They went from ocean conquering pioneers of empire, to the poorest, most irrelevant country in Western Europe.

>>135663122
They play soccer and evade taxes.

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>>135663122
>its like 2% white
>flag
>le 56%
>Telling what countries are white

>>135663122

It's a place

>>135663914

its not bad its just funny.

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>>135663122
>muditerraniggering proto-brazilians
should tell you errything

>>135664341

our 56% lives in 99% white areas though. at least we aren't the UN's poster child for the beige race.

>>135664550

every time this is posted i can never tell if this is shopped.

>>135664583
Portugal is the western european country with less muslims and niggers,ignorant amerifat it has far less niggers than your country.

>>135663122
>>135664206
>>135664206
>>135664206

>>135665262
>portuguese are White
no such thing ever happened

>>135665262

>less muslims

but can you remove kebab from your genes.

>>135663122
kek 2% at least flag checks out

>>135665924
Can you remove yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oksdM00OSFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1THY5lWiGLk

>>135665262
There are quite a few angolans and brownzilians though.

>>135665924
>implying there are any

Sure, because you of course fuck your invaders and allow rape-children to spread their genes.
Fact is that the portuguese have pretty much the same genotype since the fucking neolithic, so fuck off.

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>>135666464

>1 town in our fuck huge country with 310 million guns

yea ok, got me there. when they come spilling out of deerborn how ever will we defend ourselves.

Believe it or not in the 18th century it was the most powerful nation

>>135667523
>18th century
What? I hope you ain't diaspora

>>135663122
It's a warzone, yesterday I nearly got blown up twice trying to get to the supermarket. Then when I returned home I had to dodge a truck. Spooky stuff.

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>>135669224
You guys should stop giving visas and citizenship to brazilians, unless they are children or grandchildren of portuguese from both sides of their families. Not to mention angolans.
Of course it is not as bad as the UK, Germany and France with sandniggers, but brownzilians and angolans aren't good people at all either. You guys should try to stop it now, as it still isn't that bad. When favelas start popping left and right because of brownzilians and PCC/CV start to "act" in Portugal as well, things are not going to be good.

>>135663122

They were OK with their colonies, but now they are in a corner of Europe. Kind of Brittany in France, far away from when action happens.

North is textile industry, overall agriculture and south tourism.

Too small to be relevant or to get anything internationally.

>>135663122
The longest unbroken military alliance in the is between Britain and Portugal. It's actually older than Britain itself, now that I think about it....

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>>135670099

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>>135674368
>TFW you see your own post in an infographic/meme

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>>135663122

>>135663914
How's Fall River?

Comfiest country in europe. Noone cares about us , calm evryday lifr

they made brazil

>>135677492
And then brownzilians made it the shithole that it is.
Brazil was actually pretty decent during the colony and empire days, thanks to the portuguese.

>>135676586

>heh, even though the entire white population of your country is almost equal to the entire white population of Eastern Europe, """technically""" your country by percentage is only 60% white, checkmate 2 scoopers.

>hold on, I have to calm my daughter down, she just got raped 5 times today by """"asians""""

>>135670099
They only give citzenship if you're children of portugueses. Both my grandparents are portugueses and only my father got citzenship, me and my brother were excluded from the application.

>>135677923
Check again the new nationality law.

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>>135663122

https://www.publico.pt/2017/04/20/politica/noticia/netos-de-cidadaos-nascidos-em-portugal-podem-ter-nacionalidade-portuguesa-1769421

>Netos de cidadãos nascidos em Portugal podem ter nacionalidade portuguesa
Governo aprova lei da nacionalidade, que concede aos netos de portugueses que emigraram o direito de ter nacionalidade portuguesa. Indivíduos envolvidos em actividades relacionadas com a prática do terrorismo não terão essa possibilidade.

Acho que foi promulgada pelo Presidente da República dia 10 de Junho desta ano - 2017.

>>135663122
I played as them once in EU4 but that's about it. Are they accepting rapefugees?

>>135678465
>>135678077

Obrigado.

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>>135663122

Literally nothing. Every day is exactly the same, I'm not even joking.

>>135674368
Kek, that Brazilian faggot getting choked.

>>135677923
The problem is usually not as much with citizenships as it is with the visas,. Way too many brownzilians who have no business being in Portugal get permanent visas for nothing.
Of course i'm not saying that Portugal should give citizenship to 1/4 portuguese 3/4 brown brownzilians, that would be straight up suicidal.

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>>135663122
Here's the basic gestalt
>first Europeans to colonize
>first to circumnavigate the globe
>first to start global maritime empire
>last to end global maritime empire
>uncucked
>Never militarily conquered by anyone
>Finish their Reconquista from the Muslims before Spain
>Has world's oldest still active alliance with Britain

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>>135678535
Another infograph made by me in paint (with the exception of last row made by another anon)
Unfortunately, yes.

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>>135670099
Our politicians are treasons.... our nationality has been given to the entire third world (afrca, brazil, india). In the past 15 years we have 500.000 new "portuguese"

>>135663122
Burger. Portugal is a white european nation since the first day... but like all the west, we are being invaded. I would say we are now, 85% - 89% native white

>>135678077
>>135678465
shhttt shut up, do you want even more aliens/non-europeans here?

>>135663122
Most powerful country in the world

>>135680818
Don't worry bro, i have no plans to leave Brasil and go to Portugal. I already live like a king here, i just want to visit someday.

>>135679149
>>135678465
>>135669224
>>135680941
Sorry for being off-topic, but recently i started researching on portuguese history, mostly through José Hermano Saraiva's documentaries, such as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeNseZzYeOs (which >>135679834's post reminded me of) and they seem pretty decent, but are they accurate? I take everything with a grain of salt, since it seems to have been aired on TV (and that's usually not a good sign).
I'm asking you guys because you're portuguese and are on /pol/, so i assume you guys have a good understanding on your country's history.

Portugal is a spanish region like Catalunya or Basqueland but they speak retarded galician

>>135681166
lmao. Bro your ass was kicked so many times, that we even occupied Madrid just for the lulz.

>>135681055
Yes, you can.

>>135681055

Dude was a legend and a professor of history. He did enjoy going into legends and whatnot but he does warn its a legend before going into it.

>>135670099
Three laws are stupid because they can't be explicitly red pilled. A lot of foreigners come to this shithole and mix with Brown's. Because of that they can get double citizenship, while white Brazilians with pure, but not recent immigrants have no right at all to receive such benefit. Fucked up

>>135683489
These*

>>135663122
Do drugs/go bankrupt?

>>135663882
We just never got around to it. It's probably nothing.

>>135663882
portugal is poor in natural ressources

>>135663122
full of shitskins from Angola and Brazil..

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>>135663882
portugal has a lot of cork

>>135684378
Some, specially in Lisbon metropolitan area... they came to Portugal since the 80's

>>135663122
>Btfo kebabs hard
>BTFO Spanish
>First global superpower
>Discover half the world
>Laid the foundations for todays maritime global economy
>Oldest Bros with the Brits
>BTFO french
>King is a pussy and runs away
>Loose Brazil
>Get replaced by the dutch and become irrelevant like Spain
>Have a civil war
>Kill faggots monarchs um 1910
>Go randomly in to ww1
>Go facist
>40 years of that shit
>Colonial war because of amerifags and commies have interests um África
>Basicly portuguese vietnam
>Loose all that shit
>Become democratic cucks
>Completly irrelevant with now more niggers
>Half of us live in france
>Now suck the EUs dick for a living
>But yay drugs are basicly legal

>>135664279
They didn't conquered shit,Vijayanagar Empire literally made way for them,they helped them with transportation and everything,we allotted them some land.

>>135664550
>>135664639
me too. this images confuses me af

>>135685327
Lose, not loose.

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>>135685764
Are you that jelly?

>>135685914
>Hue

>>135685327
>>Half of us live in france

This is pathetic. Do you have any ideia of what you are talking about?
Portugal has 10.5 pop. portuguese people in France are what? 1 million? how many italians live in france? how many french went to germany? how many germans and their descendants live in the Usa? 70 million? how many irish leaved Ireland, how many polish, how many english? how many swedes went to america? hundreds of thousands.

All this to explain you that our diaspora is nothing compared to the majority of european countries.

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>>135685976
are you jelly?

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>>135685764
>They didn't conquered shit

Lmao

>>135686310
Not at all

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>>135664279

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>>135684106
The redpill is that Portugal is poor because of revenge by (((Chosen People))). Look a the news article from 2000 still burthurt until this day - because Germany traded wolfram for gold - like we knew that gold had (((a previous owner))).

>>135663122
Read up on Saudade. The Portuguese are like the Spanish, but suicidal and depressed.

>>135685764
Why Indian are so Indian-centric? Even the British guy didn't talked about India.

>>135686487
Literalmente a única coisa que fizemos de relevante este milénio

>>135686487
>>135687259
Win a eurocup with 1/4 of the players that are not even native portuguese-europid. Not our win for sure.

>>135686639
We are usually more quiet than our hermanos, saudade is something like nostalgy... it has to do with our past, always missing something, and probably atlantic stuff.

This song describe it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-4ejzALy0

use the translator for the lyrics

>>135678077
What's it say? My great grandies are Portuguese and I want in, looks cozy and I drool over the Azores. White American here. Half Portuguese, half German/Scottish.

>>135663122
at one point they received shiploads full of gold from huehue

>>135688015
If you are 100% euro and portuguese, welcome home.

>>135688242
Thanks bro, here's my favorite Portuguese song.

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>>135687883
Credo, é mais https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3WGttZdksg
>>135688015

They completely decriminalized all narcotics.

ALL of them. You can't walk up to a cop, put cocaine on the back of your hand and snort it right in front of him and he won't do shit.

>>135688395
You forgot the link like a true tuga

>>135688460
>Americans acutaly Belive
Im smoking hash right now and if a cop Walked up to my and i have more then 4 grams i would go get arrested if go Over 4 grams you get arrested as you were a dealer and nota a user
that and they always bother you with public intoxication

>>135688722
Haha sheeeiit

https://youtu.be/1DX9JDckUTs

>>135688460
>ALL of them. You can't walk up to a cop, put cocaine on the back of your hand and snort it right in front of him and he won't do shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_Portugal#Regulation

I just checked it is in fact a real place. Strange though I've never met anyone that's been there or from there.

>>135688409
So I need to get my grandmother to get citizenship from her mom's birth certificate, then my mom from that, and then I can. Damn

>>135663122
I go to Portugal once a year.

It's the best European country you can visit and the only one I ever will.

>>135677769
?
Brazil had a bunch of waves of immigration from europe and japan.

Retired people

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>>135685764
literally the weakest humans

Northern Portugal is beautiful, I love going on holiday there. The South is like Southern Spain so a lot of shitskins but not a lot of niggers or gypsies surprisingly

Totally unrelated but England-Portugal partnership is the official oldest unbroken alliance in the world starting from 1080AD

>>135690646
>starting from 1080AD

Sauce?

>>135663122
I just know they made a huge fucking mistake

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Unfortunately, we are getting now more the "New British" - including dindu nuffins - in Algarve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIhCOdqcrY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBrOYvVvVmo

>>135691518
>Did you get scared?
fixed

>>135691518
rotfl Britain is lost and now they are exporting?

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>>135692537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z57velVfoRU
United Kingdom restarted Atlantic Slave Trade somehow. This time is via airplanes

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>>135693866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6qFXQWpbwc

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>>135692537
http://www.tvi24.iol.pt/videos/sociedade/turistas-ingleses-tem-espalhado-o-terror-em-albufeira/5950f9880cf2a0720c469aa1

>>135663122
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrl27HNZL3A

>>135694388

Fucking terrorists, they ought to be drowned.

>>135695073
fuck of mudzilian

Pretos de merda

>>135679834
>uncucked
don't trick the burgers, this is 100% false
>Never militarily conquered by anyone
yeah, fake news
>Has world's oldest still active alliance with Britain
and how did the eternal anglo help portugal, again? protip it didnt

>>135678378
what the fuck, where is this from

Give me more

>>135695439
Shill..........

Most famous portuguese in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG6MhGBOov8

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>>135695073
Dude, run, your house is on fire!

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>>135680941
only when it gets rid of pic related

Never been on Portugal, it's like it's not even real and just a pigment of our imagination. You hardly ever hear about it here in Spain, when you hear Portugal, you might be enticed to believe it's some bizarre and small piece of land somewhere the coast line of South America.

>>135695439
Show us your third world flag mudzilian.....

>yeah, fake news

So tell us when we were conquered? the all 3 french invasions were saw fight back and we end up wining.

>and how did the eternal anglo help portugal, again? protip it didnt

In fact they ve helped us sometimes, we also have help them and we got in troubles because of them.
Btw, it's an historic alliance nothing more

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>>135663122
Negatives:
> shitskins not meds not celts literally migrated to europe from north africa
> Shittiest language ever
> Even poorer than greece
> Catholics

Positive:

> Beautiful cities
> Decent food
> No migrants

Final score: 3/10

>>135696250
The funny thing is that the same thing happens in Portugal in relation to you. We hear now some about despacito, lmao and about real madrid.

>>135679834

>uncucked
>Has world's oldest still active alliance with Britain

can only pick one

>>135663122
Like the Spanish, but they work even less and drink all the fucking time...

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>>135696716
M8 check genetically where we are and where you are, if someone in europe is a shitskin is you son, not iberians.

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>>135696716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3x3-QpdeA0

>>135696543
>bragging about being saved by bongs

and the beady anglos betrayed portugal several times, not helping in the Portuguese-Dutch war (matter fact fighint against Portugal initially) and cucking portugal out of a united colony in southern africa in the late 19th century, helping directly to the final cucking of Portugal by carbonária freemasons

>>135696716
>> Even poorer than greece
did you pay your denbts already?

>>135663122
Porto makes really nice soaps, for whatever it's worth

>>135696746
Crazy stuff

>>135664279
it was caused by Britain you know

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>>135697374
>denbts

>>135697310
> not helping in the Portuguese-Dutch war (matter fact fighint against Portugal initially)

And we have hlped them in their war's against the dutch? you are a bit dumb. They went in war with france, spain, netherlands and we never help them.

Only when we ask them for help they helped us, and the same happneed when they ask our help (for example wwi) dumb fuck

>>135695636
https://zenunofraga.wordpress.com/

>>135697539
spot the nu-fag

>>135697799
>send your army to fight for the dutch
>GREATEST ALLIES PLZ FUCK MY DAUGHTERS

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>>135695128
Original source with video: http://pt.euronews.com/2017/06/28/portugal-invasion-acaba-em-confrontos-no-algarvev=TE7O51IfiF0

>>135697374
no dont even plan to jews can go fuck themselves

>>135680416
>be refugee
>arrive in Portugal
>nobody gives you free shit
>flee to Germany

>>135679834

Magalhães was paid by the Spanish crown and he died in mídia res
We did the first trans atlanctic flight and the first flying object tough

>>135663122
spanish is funnier tho

>>135681055

He isnt a historian per say, rather a story teller like the original Homer, he was minister of education with Salazar and managed to make 1 million people litterate, he is accurate and many things you will want to search yourself, this shit makes me nostalgic for when i was 5 or 6 years old

>>135699282

I saw it and the pictures, running around with their 3 world circumcised dicks. Solution? Raise prices, it's not like tourism is bring made for is anyway