Mudsharks

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>Type One: (most common)
The type one mudshark is usually overweight, uneducated, and about a 4/10. Distinctive markings include: hoop earrings, oddly colored or streaked hair (pink, teal, etc) trashy tattoos, visible bruises, leggings, fat asses. They manage to look 40 and 20 at the same time.
>Type 2 mudshark (rarest)
The type 2 mudshark is usually fit and aesthetically pleasing to the casual observer, yet without massive amounts of makeup and other products their looks go from about an 8/10 to a 5/10. Typical markings include: fake blonde hair, bad skin, semetic noses, Michael Coors watches, and daddy issues that can be seen from outer-space.