DRUMPF IS FUCKED

The science is settled guys

>>135637759
This is what it's come to

>>135637759
>Trump was born during a lunar eclipse

Well that's actually quite interesting.

>Eclipse will spell badly
Perhaps. Symbolically, at least in a negative aspect, it represents the "intellect of man trying to compete with/destroy God" and the unleashing of dark, evil energies and spirits upon the Earth.

That could be interpreted in many ways, Especially with the eclipse crossing over America but I believe it could mean an assassination attempt against Trump, or a final ploy of power against him.

>>135637759
>"... according to ASTROLOGERS"
Well, shieeeettt. Let's see what zodiac symbols have to say about the future of humanity.

Daily reminder that Newsweek is a tabloid.

IMPEACH!

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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

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>>135638501
The Russian narrative is pretty much dead, even starting to shift onto democrats....watch the solar eclipse narrative take over. The desperation is still real.

>>135637759
See you in September clearly states; "Danger in the summer moon above"
https://youtu.be/FFEbYjuO6iQ

lol solar eclipse would not affect Trump xD

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>>135637759
Look uo this shit

Eclipse footage from plane:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDte7ilni_s

>>135637759
The cabal has to tell you what they're doing or they're not allowed to do it, so even though this seems absolutely fucking retarded on the surface, it's most likely an advanced warning.
I was already planning on not attending the first day of college because I'm pretty sure the "black sun" will trigger all the terrorist cells to act, and I want to be near my supplies just in case I'm right

>>135637759
Yeah but what if it just makes him stronger?

>>135637759
Jews control the AyyyLmaos and they blast the sun right in our planet Plumpf!

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>>135637759
He's going to turn evil

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IT IS WRITTEN IN THE HEAVENS

YOUR ERA IS AT AN END QRUMPEC

>>135637759
(((kutner)))
is that Ivanka's distant sandnigger cousin or what?

>>135641234
For one night.

>>135637759
Dubbs are more powerful then eclipses.

4 more years.

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My rune stones confirm. Yep he's fucked.

>>135641492
>Dubs*
>Than*
MEDIOCRE

>could mean
>according to astrologers

>>135637759
Let's hope Trump doesn't have the crimson behelit

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>>135637759
>astrology

>>135637759
Are these people really so desperat and hopeless that they have to turn to western astrology which is nothing but hokum?

Who here Vedic astrology master race?

>>135641492
then what?

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>>135637759

>>135637759
>astrologers
Oh noooooo.

>>135637759
BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFF

russia is going to hack the eclipse

>>135637759
>newsweek

Man my school used to get us subscriptions to that mag and we would write mini reports on articles every week.

I wonder if I ever reported on anything written by kikenwald.

>>135640187
Hi Peach, you're a potato fucking faggot.

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>>135637759
>astrologers

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Cool beans

>>135641092
Can you elaborate some more on their weird sense of karma?

>>135637759
I've been waiting for this thread. /pol/ is about to realize that 99% of the left's beliefs have been rehashes of astrology since the 1960s.

>muh introvert/extrovert meme
>muh arbitrary generational labels
>muh personality quizzes
>muh 46543541611 genders

The left exists to cater for those who hate themselves and desperately seek nonsense to layer over their ironic lack of identity.

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>>135642494
This post deserved digits...

>>135643058
except personality tests are at least somewhat grounded in reality as opposed to reading the stars

>>135641234
is there a name for this, when people just point at things and say they're references and inferences to other things and they're literally just pulling it out of their ass?

English classes did this shit constantly, and i blame them heavily for the way people are today.

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>>135637759

Oh sweetie, didnt someone tell you the earth is flat?

>>135643382
prophets & schizophrenia

>>135643395
hmmm gee i wonder

>>135641041

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>>135643395
If you zoom in close enough to any point on a curve you will see a straight line. It's not fucking hard...Jesus Christ.

>>135637759
>according to astrologers
>astrologers
What the fuck

>>135642169

>Who here Vedic astrology master race?

I adhere to Vedic astrology, although I believe that Vedic astrology was originally tropical. My rashi is mina.

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People are really choosing any reason to rag on trump

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>>135638972
>disagrees with experts
I bet you're a climate denier too faggot

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>>135637759
>(((Kutner)))

>>135643322
Some of them may be SLIGHTLY grounded, but the majority pull the exact same stunt as a horoscope.

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>>135637759
>Astrologers
Only one step above a Mexican Warlock, and two steps ahead of Mexican Intellectuals.

I say the redditfags reading this should let upboat this shit on their let Reddit politics section and with some luck the crazies their will take it over. This will show the redditworld how insane the left has become.

>>135637759
Trump is the Fire Lord? Loses firebending powers during solar eclipse?

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>>135643395

anon that photo is shopped don't you know the earth is really a giant hill and the people on the other side of the hill can't even use wheeled devices because if you start rolling you never stop?

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watching these faggots squirm is pure entertainment.

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>>135643672

It's 27 km above the surface of the earth. You should see significant curvature. Keep burrying your head mate.

>>135643871
>questions about your general behavior and self-image
>same as a horoscope that doesn't take any of that into account
[x] doubt

>>135644114
North korea will invade us confirmed

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>>135641262
>QRUMPEC

>>135637759
Hi. Can they outlaw what these people are smoking? It's way to strong.

>>135643382
apophenia, pareidolia, schizotypal personality disorder, and schizophrenia

>>135637759
This killz drumpfster. Sad.

>>135637759
the news is so openly fake they report on astrology now

>>135637759
>newsweek

stopped reading there. fuck off and huff cyanide, shartblue idiot. also,

>1 POST BY THIS ID

THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD. STOP RESPONDING YOU RETARDS. SAGE, IGNORE AND REPORT THESE IDIOTS ASAP.

>>135641262
Oh fuck off Olmek.

>>135644041
This story is a few days old, so it already happened. The response was a mix of normies laughing at the headline, generic seething Trump hate from leftards, and a few of our guys trolling.

>>135641041
Kids.. stay off drugs. This is proof.

>>135644647
I like that. Should be more exposed like that though. Nice nonetheless

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>>135637759
They are so cute

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>>135642331
>>135642364
>>135642384
>>135642417
>>135642440
I remember all that. Those were a freaky few threads...

>>135643395

The surface isn't flat in your pic. The atmosphere ends a bit higher on the center. You hust proved the truth: that our planet is (almost) a sphere.

>>135645066
>Needing to point out it isn't to scale
>Your readerbase are literally the "TRUMP IS DONE THIS TIME!" crowd

Checks out.

>>135643785

> tropical
I don't understand the basic calculations sorry.

> rashi
But rashi in itself says very very little. I'm assuming you mean Chandra rashi? In which case only transits can be (very very roughtly) evaluated from that information alone.

How was life for you from September 2009 to November 2011? Were there any major themes?

>>135644240
You're assuming the questions are anything but loosely tied to the answers.

But keep telling me how your Twilight character quiz represents your heart.

>>135637759
It's called the great american eclipse, which sounds a lot like his campeign slogan. The last one was in 1776, and that was a pretty big year for america.

I don't believe in astrology, but if I did, it would be a good sign, not a bad one.

>>135641234
autism

>>135637759
Dude, what?

>>135645814
>Twilight character quiz
what the fuck are you on?
nice strawman btw

It is true you dumb niggers

http://www.jessicaadams.com/2017/04/04/uranus-in-taurus-in-astrology-to-2026/

>>135640575

that's it...

i'm a cruzbot now

>>135647769
anything after saturn is not visible without telescope so it's use in astrology is made up.

>>135647230
they're telling you when they'll try to assassinate trump

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Our system thinks your post is spamOur system thinks your post is spamOur system thinks your post is spamOur system thinks your post is spam
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>135644230
that's 1 hour of mellow bicycling, all depends on scale, do the same thing on pluto and you'll see a much more pronounced curve

>>135648187
Dumb nigger Romans know about Uranus

Post your Apoceclipse music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_UHZ_62GCI

>>135637759
Might actually have more impact that the usual bullcrap.

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Leftism is the revival of magical thinking. They value fantasy more than facts. Communism, Harry Potter and now even f*cking astrology. Next they're do voodoo or cast spells against the evil dark forces of right wing.

>>135637759
I used to be a big Trump supporter before reading this thread, but now that I know the implications of the upcoming solar eclipse, I am officially OFF the Trump Train!

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>>135644230
Can I get Snopes in here to refute this please

>>135649543
>he hasnt seen the posts about witches casting spells against trump

>>135649987
Don't forget the Mexican Warlocks

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>>135641234
>evil
Like Hitler? =^.^=

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>>135643798

>>135645752

>I'm assuming you mean Chandra rashi?

No, I mean mina rashi (i.e. Pisces).

>>135651920

I know Mina Rashi is Pisces. Do you mean your ascendant (lagna) was in Pisces or your moon was in Pisces?

>astrologers
You mean those people who have never predicted anything ever?

the absolute state of liberals

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>>135637759
we know

>>135637759
if the eclipse marked his birth, then the next eclipse maybe marks his rebirth giving him even more energy

The beginning of the end for Trump

>>135638972
What isn't a tabloid today?

>>135641492
Where's the repeatingg digits?