New Zealand General- The Rise of Winnie

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vote labour

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Winnie for PM

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>>135623062
y tho

>>135622994
jesus christ all those wimpy whites. Auckland needs a nuke

>>135623374

I already made a thread before I noticed this one, we'll see which one survives the longest.

Labour continues proud tradition of self-destruction - internal polling puts them at 23%
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=11897254

Gareth Morgan posturing as the anti-Winnie, not realising that position's already taken by Nat/Lab/Greens
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/95283029/gareth-morgan-positions-himself-as-alternative-to-winston-peters

Useless cunt Nikki Kaye scrapping the decile system to replace it with the decile system
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/education/95287409/decile-system-to-be-scrapped-and-replaced-with-risk-index

Cops whinging about wanting tighter firearms restrictions
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=11897206

A new survey shows a rising number of voters happy to see New Zealand First in power
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/video.cfm?c_id=280&gal_cid=280&gallery_id=179203

how's our favourite australian colony doing?

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>>135622910
Can't wait to put my gay babies inside you.

Reddit was laughing at you guys. Said your only plan was shitposting.

>>135623551
Not sure. How's the West Island going?

>>135623589
Link?

>>135623296

I've started a shrine to Vulcan in the hopes I can get Rangitoto going

>Winnine growing stronger
feels good man he is going to be close to 20% come election libs will not survive this.

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>>135623589
That is our only plan. They won't be laughing when the Rt Hon. Winston Peters is Prime Minister.

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I wish we had the census and released the results prior to the election, then people might have some clue how fucked we are and vote accordingly.

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>>135622910

>>135623870
>dirtying the Union Jack

>>135622994
>>135623062
lmao

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>>135622910
new zealand, u dont deserve a general.

go home

>>135623663
labour internal poll had him on 16% and he always gets about 3% higher on election night but he has not even yet started the real drive

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>>135624092
>inferior sportsmen
Yeah, right. I hear your war against the emus didn't go too well.

>>135623296
they have not even read NZ history in 19th century

>>135624169
This, he hasn't even started disrupting the time line.

>>135624092

O B S E S S E D

>>135624191
>sportsmen
>war

i hear your war against education went well

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>>135624272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK5Qq8KHFRw

>>135622910
>Dicklan, you want sum fush and chups brew?
There's literary nothing of worth in NZ to talk about

>>135624395
I hear your war against capital letters went well.

>>135624632
>>135624735
i hear ur war against not samefagging went spectacularly

>>135624601
>>135624092
We have an election coming up, so expect to see a /nzpol/ general every night until September 23rd.

>>135624880
Your war against spelling has been a decisive victory, I see. Unlike your war against emus.

>>135624880
>>>135624632
What did Ocker mean by this?

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Whenever somebody mentions The Opportunities Party I vomit in my mouth a little

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>>135624947
ids 2 lade shep shager i have ceased ur mens of prudukshin

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Is election sign vandalism degenerate? I live very close to a hotspot for election signs, and I'm considering adding some upgrades to some of them.

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>>135625079
Found your hat. Now fuck off.

>>135625176
how ironik

The political ignorance in this country is real.

Someone sum up the candidates for me.

>>135625173
Nah mate, they're for the greater good.

>>135625433
>National
Chinese Proxy
>Labour
Somali proxy
>Greens
Commie Proxy
>ACT
National
>Maori
Not even a proxy
>TOP
He hates cats
>United Future
This is a party still?
>NZ First
Das Raysis

Quick rundown on NZ politics for non-New Zealanders

>National Party

The centre-right party of neoliberalism and immigration, the "steady pair of hands" people vote for because they're either not paying attention or are scared of lefties getting in

>Labour party

The centre-left party of neoliberalism and immigration, totally void of charisma, good policies or leadership which is why they haven't managed to form a government for the last decade

>Greens

What you'd expect: ex-hippies, multiculturalists and SJW types who only manage a decent vote share because of inner city women that love hugging trees

>The Opportunities Party

Meme party led by serial cat killer, polling terrible and wont last past this election

>The Maori Party

Gibs

>United Future/ACT

National party puppets

>NZ First

/ourguys/, anti-immigration and economically reactionary, on the rise in the polls, Winston Peters leads the party and is the most charismatic figure alive in NZ politics

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>>135625433
National- cucks
Labour- also cucks
Greens- self explanatory
NZF- based, only option worth voting for

>>135625569
>>135625580
>>135625585
If winnie really is our guy then I guess I'll vote for him. Any kiwifags doing anything else to help him win?

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>>135625173
Yeah vandalism is degenerate. Not worth it desu.

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>>135625829
I'll probably put some billboards up, they're not up yet in my town and I'm in a seat NZF is looking at doing well in

How did you guys vote in the flag referendum?

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>>135626014
I was always going to vote to keep it

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>>135626014
Oh yeah what happen to this

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>>135626014
We voted to keep the Union Jack flag.

>>135626014
voted to keep, the alternatives where all shit

>>135623559
What the fuck is this. Why are Aussies so fucking degenerate?

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>>135626014
Personally I am very upset that pic related was not chosen.

>>135623943
>Dirtying
Fuck off idiot

>>135626285
Show us your flag cunt, stop fucking LARPing

>>135626285
>idiot
>says the Nazi
>thought invading the Soviet Union was a good idea
Okay pal

>>135625173
I in no way condone vandalism, but yeah you should totally do it.

>>135625173
pretty degenerate mate

>>135625173

When I thought JK was going to still be leading I was going to go around attaching triple brackets to his name

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>>135622910

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>>135625580

nz is full of pooftas