Holy shit I just got robbed, what the fuck should I do ? I was

>>135621171
Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again?

>>135621171
>call police
>"these fucking immigrants with knives mugged me"
>get arrested for hate speech

>germistan

Dieser Faden, schonwieder.

>>135621171
make a thread on /pol/ instead of calling the cops. always works for me.

File: 1485793968987.jpg (160KB, 1844x1210px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 1844x1210px

Nice pasta, fuccboi.Not.

>>135621171
Yes. Call the police on a german handing scamming people with stale pasta

>>135621171
no and you better not say a fucking thing or you'll get thrown in jail.

congratulations you just got culturally enriched

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/holy%20Alexander%20Platz/

>Call police.
>Describe suspects.
>They were immigrants.
>"We'll be right there."
>They arrest you for hate speech.

>>135621171

Yes in America you would immediately call the police.
I have no idea what you people do over in
Germanistan.
Alternatively you could maybe purchase a conceal carry permit after a solid background check and fee, and simply carry a concealed firearm....
Oh wait.
Germanistan.
Ummmm.....go home and cry. There. And don't go outside anymore. Or move.

>>135621281

this isn't funny you aussiefag! My legs are literally shaking right now!

>>135621171

move out of germany you fucking idiot. my ancestors left like 200 years ago because they knew the kikes would take over eventually

>>135621171
Of course call the police! Don't forget to properly describe them as Asians.

File: 1443827885393.gif (116KB, 275x200px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 275x200px

Ich glaube dich nicht.

I know germans are cucked, but no german must be beta male enough to admit they got robbed like a bitch

>>135621171
Allahu is proud of your contribution to the poor Muslims.

File: CzechThisOut.png (45KB, 505x800px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 505x800px

>>135621171
Hey Germ, hows that immigration going for you?

>>135621754
The USA is kike central now you fucking retard.

This shit is happening to Europe because the kikes are done with it.

>>135621171
Nice try, Achmed. We're not telling you how to get in contact with local government to demand gibs. You can at least figure that out yourself

File: Shlomo Shekelstein.jpg (157KB, 501x585px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 501x585px

>>135621171
Multicultural enrichment in it's full glory. Get your asses ready, bend over and do not complain.

File: CNaMv3bUwAAnPsg.jpg (24KB, 506x461px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 506x461px

>>135621171
>should i call the police
No!

File: 538.jpg (63KB, 600x1189px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 600x1189px

Fucking pussy obviously you should have had a metal pen which you stab to knife faggot's throat take the knife proceed stabbing, go for next and have a true berserkers frenzy.

Go back there everyday until you find them this time make sure you have the first move. You scared lil pussy

>>135621681
Of course you should call the police, fucktard.

PART

>>135622439
Nice flag, Gurkhanon

>>135621171
Call the police but don't expect any help. And be more careful next time, this is not the country it used to be.

>>135622439
WUZ

File: CS056GLW4AEk98H.jpg (31KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 600x400px

>>135621171

Welcome to Germanistan. Stop fucking voting for Angela 'I love Arab and African migrants' Merkel.

>>135621171

>suddenly 3-4 immigrants come jump on me and one of them pulls a fucking butterfly knife(they are illegal here)

You people still don't understand that a law making something illegal will not stop criminals from getting guns and knives. It only stops people who follow the law, not the criminals. They will still use knives and can get guns on the black market.

So you are less safe when the government bans weapons for self defense.

>>135624647
based Poland.
I love Polish people although jews jewed your country many times.
>>135623439
yo! How many drug dealers have you killed? Man, if I were you I'd have killed so many degenerates and druggies.

>>135625013
nepal is cool too, but I like bhutan more

File: fred.png (173KB, 370x260px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 370x260px

>>135621171

File: 1501453937575.gif (2MB, 500x205px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x205px

>>135621281

>>135625061
That's okay. We are a shithole and it's populated with low IQ jungle monkeys.

File: 1466074822008.jpg (53KB, 553x827px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 553x827px

>>135621171
>Berlin
>Alexander Platz
this story seems legit, but you should run away without giving them your wallet or start screaming kurva at them in the most slavic accent you can do, while squatting of course

Give them a nobel peace prize for fighting oppression

File: gib_uns_geld_oder_wir_fick_dich_deustcher.png (1MB, 3684x1859px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3684x1859px

>>135621171
hmmm... why do i feel like I've seen this before
deja vu?

SAGE

>>135624680
Please tell me that's a shop

>>135621171
I know this is pasta, but you should burn down a mosque.

File: 4L_wlX49lcg.jpg (2KB, 125x121px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 125x121px

>>135621281
That's a fine post my Aussie friend

>>135625468
Based norgebot 2.0

File: 84230918420984098.jpg (25KB, 400x386px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 400x386px

>>135621171
>what the fuck should I do ?

Nothing you gunless cuck. Sit down and take it. I'm sure mummy merkel and her Islamic Stazi will save you

>>135621171
always carry a knife mate

fuck the law,the law no longer is there to protect you in germany,but to keep you in line while they wipe you out

blame your treasonous govt

File: undefined.jpg (38KB, 492x346px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 492x346px

>>135621171
>Germany lets in immigrants to 'help' them
>Makes there own people suffer

>>135625245

top kek

>>135621171
you got merkel'd. You just won one free teddy bear.

>>135621171
>runned
nice try ahmed

>>135627088
fuck off pajeets, Germans don't have good English either. I know this Dutch girl whose English is worst than 1st grade students here.

>>135627088

What's with all the lame poo in the loo jokes?
These jokes are shittier then your hands

>>135625468
he should really stop going to Alexander Platz

>>135621171
Gib uns Geld oder wir sage dich deustcher

>>135621171
Quick post your bank account and routing number, we will try and help.

>>135621171
noob was gehst du auch raus ohne verteidigungswerkzeug und das im grünen berlin

>>135621171
Google "how to build a zip gun" or any of the other thousands of ebooks out there.

Learn how to fight dirty or any of the other thousands of techniques out there.

Start here

https://www.paladin-press.com/

>>135621171

Cry more whiteboi, this is what your women want

>>135621171
as if they let you run without handing over your phone.

larp somewhere else sören.

File: 233232.jpg (65KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 750x1334px

>>135621171
Start training MMA. It prepares you best for street fights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D55fV53K9zY

>>135621171
>Gib uns Geld oder wir fick dich deustcher
Ur language be 4 retards bro

>>135621223
Fpbp

>>135621171
oh you mean just like how this happened last week?

>>135621171
>I then give him my wallet and runned as fast as I could

why not just run in the first place?

>>135621171
Phone the police and then tomorrow hit the weights and join a martial arts class.

You should never have let them get away with it. I'd have told the cunt to stab me and then used my fucking abdominal muscles to clench the knife stuck while I broke his fucking neck with my bare hands.

>>135621171
>hanging out with some friends at Alexander Platz

It's your fault. No one hangs there except lefty muh-multiculrural-city shills.

>>135621281
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

>>135635948
What are the chances he'd be accused of being racist if he ran to someone there and tried to report it to nearby civilians?

>>135621171
>should I call the police ?
Implying that is gonna do shit. Africans and Muslims are pretty much above the law.

Snap out of it faggot, rule of law is a thing of the past. Begin carrying a pepper spray or taser even if it's illegal, always have a dummy wallet with fake cards and a couple 5€ bills with you and learn martial arts (boxing, BJJ, etc.).

I don't do this but it's because I don't live in a shithole called Berlin.

>>135636191
None, if he would report them as tanned germans.

What do you mean "what do I do?" You keep on enjoying your cultural enrichment duh

File: germans.jpg (297KB, 1052x957px) Image search: [Google]

297KB, 1052x957px

>>135621171
Why are you upset this happens everyday with your tax money?

>>135621171
Ihr glaubt nicht was grad am alexpassiert ist. ich und meine homiess gehn so und sehen eine gruppe schwule. wir ziehen die ab und die rennen heulend weg. von den geld gehn wir koks und nhutten kaufen.

File: good goyim rtch.png (14KB, 202x216px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 202x216px

You forgot to drop your pants and offer the Muzz-Faggots your Ass ?

Go back there - get Robbed and Butt-Raped properly.

File: 12717606_862728900516963_317596792918881392_n.jpg (23KB, 477x349px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 477x349px

>>135621281
I know this is a joke but your right.