>Be Estonian >Get woken up by bright sunlight around midnight

NO WEEEEZZING THE JUICE!!!!!

>>135619513
>Be Australian
>Get woken up by kookaburras at 6 AM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXA0-YAoo9Q)
>They keep fucking going for like an hour
>The Sun rises at 7 AM
>Fuck it's cold
>Roll out of bed and put some coffee on
>Turn on the TV and see that some lebs got arrested for plotting a terrorist attack on a plane
>Fucking lebs
>Make some vegemite toast too
>Warm my hands with the toaster
>Have a bite and go in for a shower
>The tile is ice cold and the water feels like it's burning for the first two minutes but that's okay
>Stay in for 20 minutes because I hate the cold
>Get out
>Go to work
>Fuck it's cold
>Some cunt got in a crash so I have to sit still for 20 minutes waiting for his car to be taken off the road
>Fucking druggies, probably was a leb too
>Get fucked by boss for 7 hours straight
>Get off work
>The postie left one of those "sorry we missed you" cards, fucking cunt
>Have snags, mash and corn for dinner
>Fuck it's cold

Sirens outside, too. Probably another leb.

>>135619513
So why this flag if you are proud nordic estonian?

>be american
>get shot

>>135622964

>Be American
>Get woken up by inbred brother at 3 am
>goes back to sleep
>woken up by inbred brother again at like 8 am
>Looks at my DNA report, I'm a mutt of every european but I'm still mostly white
>Goes to work at local pizzeria
>Socialize with the new worker who is a 9/10 female
>Check the news for whether or not America is completely fucked yet
>threat from North Korea
> lol