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I've been thinking... Bethesda might have predicted the 2016 election with their civil war questline. On one side we have the Imperials who want to continue the legacy of the past king (Obama). their leader is a female who has no clue what's going on at any time whatsoever, and her husband was ruler before her. they're all for big government and healthcare and shit, and were presumed to be the majority until they were (unless you sided with the imperials like a prick) decimated by the stormcloaks. Stormcloak. that's the last name of their leader. of course god emperor trump is almost universally recognized by his last name. Ulfric has a great legacy and is descended from the hero Ysgramor. He is also believed to be very racist, although he just cares about strict immigration law. so strict in fact that he blocks argonians from entering the city of windhelm via massive stone wall. nevertheless, many of his followers are genuinely racist. then we have Jarl Balgruuf. this faggot considers himself to be in the middle of both sides, and yet ultimately sides with the imperials, just like bernie sanders.
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I haven't even gotten to the best part. what role does the aldmeri dominion play in all this? the cucks and sjw's of course. lemme explain. they officially side with the imperials but are much more extreme. what is the major instigator between the stormcloaks and the thalmor? they banned the worship of a certain hero god who was beloved by the nords. sound like a certain chaos frog god beloved by the alt right, who's worship was outlawed by the anti defamation league. thoughts on the comparison?
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>>135603251
You're overthinking this.
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Either the #dudeweedlmao is going to your head or you're on to something here anon
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>>135603251
Would that make the Forsworn ISIS then?
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