If Christ himself lived today, would he be a liberal or conservative?

>>135598611

Christ does live today.

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>>135598611
big if true

>>135598611
He is alive and I'm him. Heil Hitler

>>135598711

Are you saying Jesus would sieg heil?

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>>135598611
obviously neither. His truth is very subtle and takes a lifetime to understand. It's not a political ideology.
It's more about the difference between knowledge... and wisdom.

>>135598665
Christ lives in all of us.
He would also very well know these american "ideologies" are pretty much the jew bhind a smokescreen

>>135598665
This.

Asking which post-(((enlightenment))) paradigm He favors is stupid. He's the King of Kings.

>>135598840
I'm saying I'm Jesus and Sieg Heil

>>135598611
Christ never existed. He was made up by Paul to get the chicks.

when jesus comes back he will kill all the jews and dispensationalist christians and start a 1000 year reich. we just have to hold out until then

>>135598665

said it before i could say it

He is alive. He was killed, then He came back from the dead and ascended living into Heaven. You should know this already.

He's obviously socially conservative, or rather traditionalist. There is nothing democratic in the Bible so I'd imagine He's a monarchist and a theocrat. His economic policy would likely be free market with welfare previsions for the elderly and disabled, although the primitive church was voluntarily communal Jesus was not a communist in the sense we understand the word today. He certainly isn't a liberal or a socialist. I'd imagine He would support distributism.

>>135598611
Centrist on Economy
Slightly Patriotic?
Statist
Traditional af

8 values of Jesus

Which means he would've gotten...

Right Wing Populism

>>135598611
He would be an islamist, the only people mtoday who wants to live a righteous life

>>135598611
He would be apolitical and establish a kingdom on earth (apolitical as in he wouldn't discuss politics, nor care).

>>135598611
implying he did not respawn

>>135598611

he wouldn't find a decent job, that's for sure

>>135600419
he would be called an extremist a fascist and a homophobe a transphobe and all kinds of things probably would get killed again

>>135598611
He'd be a Jew, so it doesn't matter.

Waiting for someone to show up and say Socialist or Communist.

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>>135598611
he would probably slap the shit out of the commie degenerate heretic pope today

>>135598611
Seriously, a liberal.
All the "don't kill your enemy" bullshit is cucking us.

>>135601005
a liberal that is what they want you to think

“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.

>>135600816
No, when Jesus comes back he comes to rule the kingdom of God, the Caliphate which will be global.

>>135598840
The jews did try to kill him after all

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>>135601005
>Falling for the liberal hippie Jesus meme

>>135601123
>bible quotes
this is how I know you're wrong

>>135601376
Unless he was leading an army to kill all enemies, he is a bitch.
Oh and also a jew.

>>135598611
Christ was the proto-SJW. He was literally killed BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SJW FOR THE WORLD AT THE TIME. Of fucking course he'd be a full-blown commie.

>>135601556
He's going to lead an army and kill all His enemies when He returns.

>>135601556
and no argument this is how i know you are a moron

>>135598611
A millenial
>fucking dad won't give me a car.

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>>135601755
Christ was killed because he was becoming more popular than the Pharisees, who basically ran Israel. He exposed their hypocrisy and paid for it.

>>135598665

Indeed.

>>135601988
>>135601963
wow nice argument
got me good

>>135598611
He would be a bleeding heart socialist advocating open border polcies and the like. Not even kidding.

>>135598611

Render unto Caesar what is Caesar and to God what is Gods

also this
>>135598665

>>135598611
He would probably support Thich Nhat Hanh.
Not mindless political faggetry, moron.

>>135598863
For fucks sake what an obscure reference. I bet youre proud

>>135598665
>/threading your own post
hi /b/

>>135598611
>>135599008
Driving the moneychangers from the temple was basically Kristallnacht 1.0

>>135598611
He'd probably be apolitical, just as he was during his time.

>>135598611
He would kill himself the moment he sees the state of the world.

>>135598611
Nazbol

>>135598611
He would probably have gotten gassed by Hitler, since he was a jew.

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>>135598611
>If Christ himself lived today,
blocks your path

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>>135598665
>/thread on your own post

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The retards here who don't even know the slightest thing about Biblical literature *do* realize the Jesus was the guy who originally whipped the kikes out of the Church, correct? If he were to come back, the kikes would go into full "SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mode.

>>135598611
Buddhist

>>135598611
Traditional family values, keeping the banks and government honest, values, humility (liberals are the most narcissist shits I've ever met).

Conservative by today's standards.

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>>135602739
yeah like this jew that hitler made a fieldmarshal and others in his army and government also now the holocaust is real?

>>135598611
But... Liberals ARE conservative.

actually He is alive today and forever more... He is seated at the right hand of the Father, just not on this Earth at this nano-second.The false Kenite Khazar Talmud moshiach(messiah) will appear on Earth to deceive the people of the world and then Jesus does return here to stop the evil and deception.

>>135599410
> projecting

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>>135603080
Im an atheist, and it most certainly was FPBP, faggotstein. Jesus was supposed to transcend your petty politics. The tragedy is that he did not exist.

>>135598665
FPBP

>>135603182
>keeping the banks honest
>conservative
Exactly how many extra chromosomes do you have to have to believe this, anon. Conservatives are the ones who've deregulated the banks time and time again.
>humility posturing from probably a Trump supporter
Jesus wept.

>>135604444
What a waste of a get.
I'm an atheist too, and threading your own post is one of the worst things you can ever do in your life.
He should seriously consider an hero.

Independent.

Chill mane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_8Y1PXDSis

>>135598611
He would be helping (((his people))) manipulate whites.

>>135598956
Elvis is the only King.

>>135599320
some times i imagine Jesus being like the emperor from wh 40k, other like a iron first tirant

hope he's like the emperor, fighting with his men conquering the galaxy

>>135602529
>not wiping it all out like he did with the jews

>>135598665
>/threading your own post

Literally the only time this has ever been okay.

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>>135598611
If Christ were alive today, he'd be a jew.

You know what to do with jews.

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>>135598611
Neither, both terms imply that eternal truth can change...

Liberal versus Conservative = dialectic that can be forced into synthesis

This is what Opus Dei has done in the Church.

>>135599410

I agree, he didn't believe that people should allow the government to act as a proxy for their charity vis-a-vis taxes but rather through supporting your local community through your own direct efforts and funding.

>>135598611
I think he would be a mix of things, and no side would him. Because like many of us here, we stand on the outside looking in... Possible Jesus a traditionalist and a mix of a classical liberal with nationalist / conservative values.

>>135606851
Wouldn't his version of Judaism and even ethnicity be completely at odds with modern Jews and their Jewry?

>>135598665
FPBP

AMEN

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>>135606851