/vg/ - Venezuela General - Fast Baked Edition

1st for fascists

MADURO FOR THE WIN

>>135583390
QUICK RUNDOWN OF THE SITUATION
https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/891690923779739648

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>>135583390

death to all commies

Live opposition speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S64ITLlWkM

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3rd for qts

>>135583640
kys

nth for venezuelan refugee gf

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>>135583687
This is a couple of blocks from my home

As good as the / sag / (South America General)

Besides that:

> Mercosur is now analyzing the Expulsion of Venezuela based on the Ushuaia Protocol by the country's corrupt democratic pillars
Https://twitter.com/AlbertoRT51/status/891821510314348544

>EU president says he does not recognize the result of the election
Https://twitter.com/AlbertoRT51/status/891821399375040512

>>135583974
We should just combine /vg/ with /sag/ so this place wont die in a week

How long until civil war?

>>135584161
Soon
>>135583687

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SANCTIONS TOMORROW https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/891830799984721920

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>>135583390
Damn... forgot to link to former thread. You can find it here:
>>135570103

>>135584062
>We should just combine /vg/ with /sag/ so this place wont die in a week

No problem.

I just want to bring the news to you guys.

>>135583687
>>135584192
Were those commies who got blowed up?

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Britain stands in solidarity with the workers of Venezuela as they attempt to thwart this CIA coup

>>135584539
yes

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>>135584539
YES SIR

>>135584539
Yeah, their police force, and by now if you are ideologically against the government you would have already gotten out of that

>>135584221
They'd be so fucking fucked if the US stopped buying their oil. We're one of the only ones who can refine their heavy shit crude.

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>>135584571

Death to Commies!!1!!

>>135584585
>>135584613
>>135584710
Absolutely based.

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how long until Maidan-tier?

my understanding is that it's a full-on chimpout during the day and night sometimes, but they never really hold an area.

>>135584571
I would pay a one-way flight ticket to Venezuela for this bitch

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>>135584727
That's why Trump should hammer them so hard with sanctions so they crumble and the regime self implodes.

>>135585032
Completely agree. Without US cash from oil sales the regime wouldn't last a month. Some Venezuelanon in a thread a couple weeks ago told me we're the only ones left still willing to give them cash for oil.

>>135584727
I can stand the hunger for a while if it means I can see Maduro and his henchmen in absolute despair

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>>135583390
Yes stupid goy we need more oi-, democracy, good goyim

>>135585032
>>135584727
https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-weighs-sanctions-against-venezuelas-oil-industry-1501441035?mod=e2tw

>>135585032
>Mercosur Sanctions are Coming
Https://twitter.com/AlbertoRT51/status/891821510314348544

It will be difficult to be Venezuelan after that.

When do the polls close?

>>135585324
We already get Venezuela's oil.

>>135585359
>An embargo on imports of Venezuelan oil is off table for now
Gay.

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>>135585324
>being anti communist is being a jew

What you posting there, rabbi?

>>135584888
To hold an area you need guns, protesters have no guns, as soon as they get some help or a group of the military deserts they won't hold anything

>>135585324
>that cheap mud from the Orinoco fringe they call "oil"
>so much demanded by the USA no matter it's cheap and its price doesn't go up despite what's happening right now in Syria, Lybia, Irak, the Emirates

>>135585459
When they add as many votes from dead people as possible. The votes are pointless because the assembly is already set in place, but they don't want to show that they don't have any support from the people with the ridiculous abstinence we were shown today

>>135584888
The thing is that the second you step in the municipality in which the executive, the supreme court, the ombudsman, the electoral authority, and the military high command all reside you get shot by the National Guard, the National Police, and the paramilitaries. It serves no purpose to make your stand in an opposition controlled area.

>>135585706
maidan didn't have guns for the most part. just lots of tires and molotovs

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>>135585252
so what you're saying goyim is that you want a shit ton of Venezuelans to immigrate to the US?

>>135584539
beautiful isn't it?

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>>135585706
>To hold an area you need guns, protesters have no guns
That sounds like a job for a certain freedom loving super power and their loyal Colombian lapdogs-I mean allies.

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>>135584821
>>135584238
>>135583974
Is this you flying?

>>135584571
>Britain
And I thought the eternal kr*ut was the main world problem

>>135585822
well, yes, maybe now we start seeing a higher level of protest(like the semi-IED against the police today)
>>135586074
please

Also, gas the lefties civil war now

>>135585767
I know but I just want to know when the shame results are announced

>>135583974
>> Mercosur is now analyzing the Expulsion of Venezuela based on the Ushuaia Protocol by the country's corrupt democratic pillars

Implying chavistas give a shit

>>135585998
>so what you're saying goyim is that you want a shit ton of Venezuelans to immigrate to the US?

Hey Burguerbros, remember that the immigrants come to Brazil and to Colombia, so please, No Tomahawks in Caracas.

We already have too many Venezuelans sleeping in the streets of Manaus

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>>135586074
Give em hell.

>Please let there be a civil war
>Please let there be a civil war
>Please let there be a civil war

But for the love of God, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HERE!

We already got too much illegals flooding our streets and taking, we don't need anymore of that shit.

>>135586218
it's always around 12am-1am so probanly in 2 to 3 hours

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Trading hot venezuelans for qt pale skinned traps, pm me for info. also gov is saying they got over 10 million votes, not even chavez got that much

>>135585998
Shoo shoo filthy Jew.
>>135586014
The only thing that would make it better would be if it happened on the 4th of July.

>>135586310
don't you have like a shit ton of jungle separating important cities from vzla? Also, language, refugees will go mostly to Colombia or Argentina if they can get a plane

>>135584221
I don't think these sactions go far. The (((sovereign bond holders))) will try to block them

>>135586274
>No Tomahawks in Caracas.
Why not? You can't possibly tell me you wouldn't love to see 2000 lbs of freedom being shoved up ever collectivo asshole. The only good commies are dead commies.

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>>135586112
I do not Know, dear.

>>135586263
>Implying chavistas give a shit
Starving to be painful, so.

>>135586310
Enough PCC, CV, MST and CUT, imagine Venezuelans joining the North factions to get money with crimes?

>>135586685
No tomahawks plz
Just carpetbomb the Miraflores palace and their airfields

>>135586685
>Why not? You can't possibly tell me you wouldn't love to see 2000 lbs of freedom being shoved up ever collectivo asshole. The only good commies are dead commies.

White Phosphorus and Sarin are more exciting to me.

>>135586310
One, two Venezuela's coming for you.
Three, four close the borders
Five, six grab your flipflops.
Seven, eight stay alive.
Nine, ten never vote again.

A few weeks old footage but quite amazing

https://twitter.com/Javierito321/status/882820392401948676

Resistance using rapid-fire fireworks against some APCs

>>135586627
You'd be surprised, but no we already have plenty of Venezuelans flooding Roraima's frontier.
It's only a matter of time until they come to São Paulo after jobs, same shit happens with the Bolivians

>>135583687
BETTER DEAD THAN RED

>>135586639
I find it very hard to believe anyone on earth is dumb enough to buy a Venezuelan bond. If (((they))) are against sanctions is probably just because (((they))) love communism and despise freedom.

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>>135583687
Commies getting blown up? I know what I'm fapping to tonight!

>>135586837
Meant it as a (possible) pilot.
Damn, I wish I would hear more from anti commies in South America... sometimes it feels like people like you are almost non existant there. Is that due to media propaganda or is the majority really that brainwashed?

>>135583687
Ok, the opposition may be right, but this is just wrong

>>135586310
Fuck you. I hope they flood you. Better you than more of these fucks trying to come up through our southern border.

Since the opposition lacks of weapons, there is any torrent where it can be found and instructive for home made defense and house defense?
I think /vg/ can collaborate with Venezuela resistencia to undermine commies tactics. I'm sure some of you have military preparation and also knowledge about Cuba repressive tactics.
This is a good opportunity to help venezuelans if you guys want to do so.

>>135586837
>Enough PCC, CV, MST and CUT, imagine Venezuelans joining the North factions to get money with crimes?

Jesus Christ, now that you mentioned it, imagine the problems we would have in our politics once these immigrants allies with the left...The horror!

Shit would go downhill more than it already went.

>>13558706
They buy them because they give a very high yield and Venezuelan government have payed until now and plan to keep doing it.

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>>135586351
>qt pale skinned trap

We Mad Max now.

Though seriously how do I hook up with a qt who needs a green card?

Any news?

Hello where are the qts?

>>135587287
Just don't. You should avoid a civil war under all cost. Nobody wins in a war.

>>135583687
I hope this won't scale into something like S_r_a

>>135587157
>Meant it as a (possible) pilot.
>Damn, I wish I would hear more from anti commies in South America... sometimes it feels like people like you are almost non existant there. Is that due to media propaganda or is the majority really that brainwashed?

Lula, Chavez, Evo ...

Social-democracy with State of social welfare were what made all these disappear.

Here in Brazil they were more suppressed because of the Military Regime that caused the Anti-Communism to be demonized

>>135587194
Nobody died during the explosion, and they are pretty well, actually.
Not major injuries.

>>135587287
Ask /k/, they'll be able to help you. Make sure you let them know you're venezuelans and looking for assistance in commie removal. Don't mention you're a /pol/ack. They hate us.

>>135587194
These "people" wake up every morning put the National GUARD uniform and then shoot, rob, beat and unjustly detain and extort people. They deserve that and more.

>>135587197
Knowing your country's luck, they might skip here since we are also knee deep in shit and try their luck in your burgerland LMAO

>>135587315

Only more supporters for the "Lulão da Massa"

>>135587477
>Nobody wins in a war.
Except the side that wins the war.

>>135587710
Not even them because there are always many deaths from both sides.

>>135587702
Too many fucking mortadelas already!

If they start to pander to immigrants so they can get more supporters, we gonna need a wall!

#bolsonaro2018

give ARs pls

>>135587389
if you have money you can easily get one, just get on instagram,

>>135587583
>Nobody died during the explosion
Say it ain't so anon.

>>135587315
Rapefugees die in europe when it's too cold or when they drown,imagine how hard it would be to cross the fucking Amazon rainforest.

>>135587197
>>135587595

Let's hope ABIN disappears with the illegal people who are making a mess

>>135587847
So what? Better dead than red.

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>>135587287

>>135588028
even here in U.S. some somalian (I think) froze to death in May trying to get to Canada.

>>135587477
It is a war else we will lose, indisputably because of massive starvation and possible genocide carried out by the government.
That's it is urgently needed material for home made defense, I mean, to remove commies from the streets

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>>135587287
d

>>135583687
Ohhh I'm touching myself tonight

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>>135587287
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>>135587979
>give ARs pls
How many you need f.am?

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>>135587287
eeee

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>>135587287
re

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Civil War is about to start in Venezuela.
>And anyone gives a tenth of a shit.

>>135587287

/k/ has PDFs of diy guns, but we can't really post them on 4chan. Just google homemade guns PDFs, there's even videos on YouTube. But for you guys the main thing would probably be ammo. You might only be able to do black powder muzzleloaders if you can't get your hands on bullets.

>>135587583
The protesters are getting killed pretty regularly, why aren't they hitting back with IEDs and molotovs?

>>135588135
This is good information, keep posting it

>>135583685
Thanks.

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>>135587287
gg

I'm so sorry this has to happen to you, Venezuelabros. Be strong.

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>>135587287
Thermite could probably work right??

>>135588482
don't worry, when you see them with the mexicans next to your house you will give a shit

>>135587287
>Since the opposition lacks of weapons, there is any torrent where it can be found and instructive for home made defense and house defense?
>I think /vg/ can collaborate with Venezuela resistencia to undermine commies tactics. I'm sure some of you have military preparation and also knowledge about Cuba repressive tactics.
>This is a good opportunity to help venezuelans if you guys want to do so.

I can try to get some manuals, but they are in Portuguese ...

>>135588482
I care. Communists must die.

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>>135587287
reda

>>135587445
I'll repeat my question until it's answered.

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>>135583390
>Memezuela civil war
>more Veneniggers refugees coming here
Fucking hell.
Mercosur was a mistake.

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>>135587287
>135587287

>>135588675
Download all these pictures, print them however you can or spread your groups through Whatsapp or what the fuck social media you people use.

Strong arm your folks however you can, don't let the fucking commies get to you, cause if they do, they will kill you!

Protect yourselves, God bless you.

>>135588626
Only molotovs for now.
People just don't know how to arm a pressure cooker bomb.
I'm ready to fucking start tutorials to show how to do so.

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>>135587287
elal

>>135588697
Why isn't the CIA supporting right wing dictators to rise up in SA? Wasn't it their common routine?

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>>135587287
eed

>>135588833
Average Venezuelan women are actually pretty.

>>135589004
Not since clinton

>>135588911
That's exactly what I'm planning with another group.
God bless you too.

>>135587287
Here is some advice.

LEAVE VENEZUELA

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>>135588728
like one spic vs another makes difference.

>>135586351
Good lord, how much does one cost?

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>>135586963
webm of that

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>>135587287

>>135587287
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Real-Gun

>>135589004
Shut up, this is why comunism will always be politcally alive in this continent. The commies pose as martyrs

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>>135587287
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>>135589181
lmao you dumbass
they are against you, and with their birthrate they sure are winning

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>>135588740
as if communism every really existed.
All we have had are dictatorships.
USSR, Cube, NK, Ven, Viet China, etc.

>>135587287
If I was in Venezuela right now I'd join a fascist group.
Be safe bro

>>135588913
Godspeed Mexibro. I wish you well in all of your and your countrymen's commie removal endeavors. Remember, Jesus and America are on your side.

>>135589154
Good shit, spread this around however you can!

Also, remember that not everyone around there can read English, you might need to translate those images to Spanish.

If I knew how to read and write in Spanish I could help you out, but sadly I can only do it in English or Portuguese.

Godspeed, my good man.

Who's got the popcorn!?

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Yfw they go commie and collapse the next year
Cap this

>>135589347
You coke running shit you are all against us.
9/10 of you spic rats do not come here for anything other then your own selfish reasons.

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>>135587287
eeee

>>135589004
After the USSR fell we kind of stopped caring.

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>>135587287
An all time classic, might have something you could use
http://bnrg.cs.berkeley.edu/~randy/Courses/CS39K.S13/anarchistcookbook2000.pdf
God bless the people of Venezuela in their struggle against the communist regime
Death to collectivists and enemies of freedom

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>>135585675
>not learning from arab spring
>thinking venezuela is a communist

Yes goy look at those ebil gommies

>>135583687
blood for the blood god/freedom tree

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Maduro mastered the Blade, I don't think defeating him will be easy.

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>>135583685
>https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/891690923779739648
Fucking lost it at the record scratch.

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>>135587287

>>135586310
>Illegals
Doesn't Brazil have an oper-border policy?

>>135589629

this guy is right

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>>135587287
Please don't get the dumb idea of building any of these devices on a full blown civil war breaks out, you seriously fuck yourself up or even accidentally kill yourself.

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>>135587287
and i am out

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>>135589570
>implying they weren't already commie
>>135589396
Oh look it's le real communism has never been tried faggot. Where have you been?

>>135589519
>>135589531
Thank you both

Of course I'll translate those images to spanish. I have already someone helping me, don't worry about that.
I'm looking for bombs mostly. The video some anon uploaded in this thread where guards were hit with an IED was a very ied n00b

>>135589629
>arab spring
You know that islam radicalism played a role in what happened? Venezuela isn't islamic

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Here are Luty smg plans. Open bolt smgs are easy as shit to make.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://thehomegunsmith.com/pdf/Expedient-Homemade-Firearms-Vol-II-PA-Luty.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwit-bK_uLLVAhXFJiYKHW0_Dv0QFggdMAA&usg=AFQjCNGCr0nV3pEaZ9m9mugYJNh-hsFybQ

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>>135587287
This will probably be better in a fight

>>135590025
Thank you anon, I appreciate your help.

>>135590053
>bombs
Please, don't do this.

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>tfw you live long enough to see your home country be utterly destroyed
>lived long enough to see the place you grew up in cease to exist
>lived long enough to witness it all from when it was a corrupt democracy to a dysfunctional anarchy
>lived long enough to see the place you used to call home become a spectacle for first worlders to insult and laugh at, and others to meddle their fingers in to inevitably further ruin a conflict they know nothing about

I had friends die there. I saw small businesses I grew up around become pillaged. It's all lost.

It's all lost.

It's truly saddening to say this, but too many people in Venezuela will die because of this.

But I must say, if this stops with Chavism once for all, then it will be worth it.

I hope you find Maduro wherever he hides himself with his bodyguards, shave his ugly mustache, publicly hang him, rip his head off and set it to display in the first square you can find.


But until that happens, too many innocent people will die.

>>135590109
also fairly dangerous, make sure to test them out beforehand if possible.

>>135589629
>>135589978
The arab spring is not the same as this. The arab spring failed because it happened in Muslim countries. I don't think this will result in "le perfect liberal democracy xDDD" but almost anything is better than the current government.

>>135590034
Stupid Escobar faggot go read up on the basis of communism as written by Karl Marx.
And then you might know the difference.

>>135583390
WW3 will be simultaneous civil wars across the globe. Venezuela is just ahead of the curve. The Venezuelan civil war might not start today, but it is just a matter of time. Just as with the rest of the world.

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>>135589629
wait, I don't get it. Are you using the "not real communism :DDD" argument or the "it's the capitalists fault :DDD" argument?

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>>135590233
>>135590053

>>135590053
Just be careful. You and your confederates are no good to your country dead or in jail. A good soldier kills for his country as long as he can, he doesn't die until he has to. Be smart.

>>135590257
I'm sorry. How could a nosy first worlder help?

>>135590478
Be extremely careful with this one. i dont want you maimed

>>135590211
Serious question, how would this even help? It seems short and soft

>>135590257
Such is life, don't worry history won't remember your friends or the store. They will be forgotten forever the day you die.

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>>135590105
Yes so? Look at Maidan. Don't you understand, USA has become kike kingdom, whoever they support, you should support opposite whether intentions are good or bad. This thinking got Europe cucked hard with refugees

>>135589581
then keep laughin and not giving a shit, just makes matters easier

>>135590053
Hey my man, gotta water that tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants.

Just make sure you take the appropriate steps to be careful, don't want to blow yourself up with any of this.

>>135590233
I'll don't do it if Maduro leaves

>>135590327
I'll be laughing when you get cucked same as Sweden you all like to laugh at so much

>>135589947
>>135590025
Thanks for posting. Important stuff, might save the lifes of loved ones and others. Save that shit, whoever and wherever you are.

>>135590628
You need to make the newspaper dense by adding more layers or I saw a video where a guy put a rock between the newspaper and folded it

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Thoughs?

>>135589955
We do, but sadly you folks are the kind of people that the leftist here would love to have you supporting them.

And the left here is supportive of Maduro and his regime, make no mistake about it.

If you still want to come here, please keep your eyes peeled and avoid these assholes:
PT, CUT, MST, PSOL, PCO and it's allies.

Also, our unemployment rate is incredibly high, dont expect to find good paying jobs here.

I honestly feel so bad for my family members down there, I wish the red cross was more active to help mitigate shit down there, I would join in the blink of an eye.

>>135588793
I really mean it.

Anyone know of any solid volunteer aid that might be rendered? I am interested in helping the families of people that don't want to be involved at all.

>>135590822
Every commie deserves every whip

>>135583687
Really sad that they didn't blow the rest of them up too.

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>>135590352
I've read Marx, he was a lazy faggot who never got tired of being wrong about everything.

>>135590822
Fake
Venezuela is second most insecure country in the world.
It is commom for people to take justice with their own hands.

>>135583390
>ANC's candidate José Félix Pineda killed at his home.
Now things can only get worse.
But why did he sleep in the same place every night?

>>135587287
DO
YOU
FAGS
KNOW
THAT
THE
VENEZUELAN
GOVERNMENT
CONTROLS
THE
INTERNET
IN
VENEZUELA
?

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>>135587445
I'm going to bed

>>135590822
Fake news

>>135587445
>>135588793
>>135590932
In columbia
In Venezuela
just go to venezuela and grab some sloot off the street and say youre a foreigner, she will 99% of the time want to marry you. Remember: women are the first to flee, its their instinct.

>>135590822
Not cool.

They should have just killed him and be done with that, doing things like that just hurts their cause.

>>135590215
You should know used coffee powder can be used instead of soap in Molotovs. It's not as effective, but more available.
Also make nail boards. I don't think you need instructions for that.
And be save m8

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>>135590478
MAJOR FUCKING WARNING

The explosive mix being recommended has the potential to ignite from static shock. Make sure everything is grounded while you're working, as screwing on a cap has a very real chance of setting the whole thing off. Make sure to line the threads with an anti-static compound, or else some one is going to be picking your teeth out of the drywall.

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>>135591267

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Twitter is full of chavista propaganda, guys.

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>>135590763
>lose argument
>being THIS assblasted

>>135590969
There aren't any. Sorry anon.
You need to contact directly with the people you want to help, else it is impossible.
Government blocked packages of medicines and food labeled as aid or charity.
Only the government officiales can let medicine and food into the country.
You can check for families looking for medicine on Twitter, just look for #serviciopublico and only pay attention to verified twitter accounts

I haven't followed this shit too much, what's going on? Why is there more violence than usual? What's at play? Is Venezuela fucked?

Pls respond.

>>135591233
Three words for you:

VPN

>>135591182
Probably false trust in his personal security forces. Should have hopped between different quarters for sure.

>>135590822
I can't read Mexican. Can someone translate please and thank you?

>>135591504
A translation on these would be nice

>>135591284
they chose this path. everything that will happen is on their hands. remember that always. this is what happens when the boot presses just a bit too tightly on the neck! people will rise up!

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>>135591487

>>135590969
Same, as I posted before, I'm a well trained medical dude.

>>135591414
>Also make nail boards. I don't think you need instructions for that.
A good nailboard is more complicated than it looks. Once the nails are in people neglect to clip off the heads, and its rare to see one bound properly with bailing wire in order to prevent splitting with repeated strikes.

>>135591551
Saved

>>135591576
It's getting worse mexibro

>>135591588
So you think venezuelans can afford paying monthly fees for a VPN?

Every time anyone gives or quotes a cookbook to a venbro, you're putting him/her in danger

>>135591595
People lynched the guy in pic for being a chavista

>>135591610
>>135591595
Terrorists in Táchira in Carabobo Avenue lynch a young man just because he's chavista, these are the ones who want to rule the country? How democratic!

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>>135590668
I will as one spic is the same as the other. Oh no wait a bunch of short uneducated spics who cannot even speak English will take over the US?

>>135591233
This is a government ran by barely literate bus drivers and garbage men too stupid to understand basic principles of supply and demand let alone the internet. I'm the sure anon is safe.

>>135591610
And I quote:

Important: The official account of Leopoldo Lopez shares photos of months past and passes them off for pics of today #VenezuelaVotesToday

The yellow:
This is how Voluntad Popular and leaders of the opposition lie with old images of the Caracas Polyhedron.

Lower Left: This is how we receive images at a national level of #EmptyCenters #EvidentLyingConstitutent

Circled image yellow: Where is the construction?

>>135591610
I can't understand what is his point, but basically he's trying to undermine a tweet from a opposition account by pointing out some buildings that weren't built when the photo was taken which is being used to portray that nobody assisted to the election to vote.

>>135591860
>>135592017
Based. Death to tyrants and their enablers.

>>135591721
You mean a nailboard as a weapon to hit people with, don't you?

>>135591058
but his ideas of communism was nothing like what we have seen in so called communist countries in history.

>>135586963
>>135589284
thx for the webm of that.
twitter seems to be cut.

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>>135591651

>>135591275
>>135591267
>>135591487
>>135591651
>>135592260

God bless these fine hombres.

>>135587516
isn't enough roosky influence in southland for that to happen

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In summary chavistas are just saying that the opposition is lying. Voting was massive and the photos of empty votation sites are just fake

Of course, nobody with half a brain can believe the muh 99%

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>>135583687
Holy fuck that was a crazy vid

>>135589396
>this meme again
why do you keep denying everything? NEVER compare the ideal version of YOUR brew against the REAL version of OTHERS' brew

Either compare both ideal versions or both real versions

Where do I buy a venezualen bride? Also how much for high class whores there?

>>135584571
>more flags than people

>>135591164
Venezuelan linching doesn't end in violence or even death most of the time, it's mostly humiliation. I think it was yesterday that they captured two soldiers, stripped them of their clothes and made them run around the highway naked.

it's usually
>strip them
>tie them to a pole
>burn their vehicle
>show the entire country so they become a laughing stock
Venezuelans are pretty docile excluding the really dangerous ghettos

This is a pro-Maduro thread. It's the only viable option.

Opposition is a bunch of ZOG puppets.

Anybody else see this shit?
>Maduro tries to show off the technology that will supposedly prevent people from voting more than once
>scan shows that he doesn't exist or the card was canceled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hri-UdU_oAE

http://flyt.it/85I416

anyone want to go in the /pol/ discord and get comfy

>>135592591
Ok, if true, this doesn't seem that bad. This is a fair punishment

>>135592467
There are enough iranians and ruskies and chinks down there for the Donald to take a gaze into it

>>135592591
you forgot that time they set that guy on fire

>>135590822
Why didnt they hang him he is barely visible?

My predictions: Another communist regime takes power that isn't lead by Maduro because shitskin South Americans are retards

Any periscopes of stuff going down?

>>135592640
Yeah kek, but the scariest thing is when he said something like 'it will be FOREVER recorded in history that I supported this...'

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>>135591555
I am not assblasted, you were laughing at Europe for bearing such a crisis, but you will soon realize what massive influx of third worlders mean. Remember: poverty doesn't have religion, everyone is literal nigger when he is starving

Countries that won't recognize today's election
>México
>Argentina
>Perú
>Colombia
>Brasil
>Canadá
>Chile
>España
>EEUU
>Noruega
>Costa Rica

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>>135587287

>>135592833
>you were laughing at Europe for bearing such a crisis

Where?

>>135592841
Also:
>Suiza
>United Kingdom
>European Union
>Panamá

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>>135592833

>>135587287
DIY weapons
https://mega.nz/#F!9boggSKQ!XKDJalsQ5BXloQqd4Lq2Gg

>>135593021
I love this, death to the commies, chavistas or whatever the funk they call themelves

>>135593021
So, is that a commie or what? Have they lynched anybody yet, like hang them in public?

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>>135583390
>>135583687
made me lol

>>135592833
USA has have massive immigration from everywhere since it was created...

>>135592640
A reflex of the scam

>>135593021
Venezuela's ombudsman called this a hate crime, and also ISIS terrorists who lynch people for being chavista
Image is photoshoped as fuck.

>>135592975
Burgers, not you in particular

>>135592611
I'm a Pro-Trocano (Brazilian MOAB)

If Maduro touches a finger that is on the border, Democracy comes quickly to you
:DDDDD

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Its time to give war a chance venezuela, if you guys need weapons the cartel would be happy to share for some qt venezuelans

>>135593200
Yep, that's a chavista.

>>135593021
looks fake

>>135592675
I remember that time, the guy was innocent as far as I remember and the thing escalated so much because at that point in time people were fed up with crime and it was the first wave of a short lived street justice spree that lasted a few months.

With a 98% impunity rate people can only tolerate so much.

>>135587287
>anarchist cookbook

https://uniteyouthdublin.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/anarchist-cookbook-william-powell.pdf

These fucking Venezuelans is a cancer in South America!

>>135590655

daily reminder that the evil capitalism aid communism in ww2 to blow up natsoc germany, you illiterate little shit

>>135592833
none of them look like theyre starving

>>135593224
And to be fair, when a lot of the European waves of immigrants came over, they barely spoke English. The only difference now is skin color.

>>135593258
Then why even place the blame on me? I take absolutely no joy in the fact that this is happening. It actually makes me miserable.

>>135583390
DAILY REMINDER THAT /POL/ IS A MADURO BOARD.

Maduro

>supports Assad
>hates America
>hates Israel

Just like Assad, Maduro is under attack by American terrorists and their mercenary rebels. Fuck America, long live Venezuela and Syria!

>>135593256
>>135593317
It's not, check this>>135592833

>>135593461
Daily reminder that Maduro is:

>A communist

>>135584571
fuck off kike, Britain stands for the abolition of the red menace

>>135593377
They are using american clothes, thats why they dont look skinny mohammed

>>135593461
Daily reminder that Maduro will be hanged soon enough if he doesn't stop trying to be a dictator and step out of office.

>>135593461
This

>>135592554
There's a lot of Venezuelan qts on Interpals. /int/ has a general about the cite called /cp/ for culture pals. They can give you the rundown on the site. I met my Russian gf there.

>>135593426
Then why do you want new war? Because le helicopter memes?

>>135593322
This is why you guys should avoid a civil war.

>>135593461
maduro is a jew, literally, he loves jews

>>135593461
>>135593461
As well
>supports Iran
>supports Hezbollah
>supports spanish LGTBs
>supports commies
>supports indigenous-grassroots multiculturalism
>belongs to OPEC

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>>135586310
Shouldn't have supported a chavez when he was alive. Now you MUST pay.

>>135592841
The fuck is EEUU?

>>135593461
I'm sure it's a great solace to the people starving and being murdered in the streets that their President isn't fond of Israel and supports some Syrian halfway around the world.
Fuck off.

>>135593888
UMA DELICIA

>>135593905
Burgerstan

>>135593888
UMA

>>135593905
United States in spanish

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Family in Venezuela. Word is the Andes and barquisimeto are going to have massacres tonight

>>135593685
Yeah, we'll check back in a few years with you Anon, after your Russian waifu leaves you now that she's in free land.

>>135593461
>/pol/ supports communism
Fuck off kike. Remove commie

>>135587847
>if you kill your enemies they win

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>>135594027
Pic related happened in Barquisimeto earlier today, army snipers shooting protesters.

>>135593502
I know somebody was stripped off of his clothes, but in the cardboard it is supposed to say that he's being lynched for being chavista, but it is obviously someone shopped the image to write that.
I thought you were refering to that.

In the original image you can see barely read it says something "ladron" which means thief.

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>>135583687
Good riddance.

>>135594048
Her family is rich as fuck and she has a degree in economics from a US university. She doesn't need a green card.

>>135594135

>>135587847
this is how many bluepilled colombians think after that massive brainwashing viral campain on "MUH PEACE" alienated many of them from reality

>>135593988
>>135594015
Stop that

>>135594217
This is absolutely horrifying

>>135594217
want one of those guns real bad :(

>>135594358
ño

>>135593784
I think almost anything would be better than the current government, it would be better if it happened without a war.

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>>135593888
Checked

>>135590257
Welcome to South America

>>135594431
>ño
What are you, gay?

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>>135594005
DELICIA

>>135594217
A guy was shot in the face where this happened.
He was buying breakfast, literally. He had nothing to do with the protesers.

>>135590655
>hindu swastika
>gadsden
>porky (aka shekelstein)
lmao what a retard

Die commie scum!

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>>135594596