The Solar Eclipse Could Mean Disaster for Trump, According to

They're really grasping for straws now aren't they. What happened to those dumb "witches" casting "spells" hahaha

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Poopy Plumpf is done.

Say it with me, /pol/!

>>135577933
Wtf I can't believe I voted Drumpf. I'm such a fucking moron his bigoted lies

>according to astrologers
did newsweek really publish this?

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>the trump curse is going to extinguish the sun
Nice knowing you all.

>>135578162
Liberal Witches and Warlocks have been casting spells since he took office. When the darkness falls across the land, so shall Drumpfy! When the light of the sun graces our eyes again, it WILL be HER turn!!!!!

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Bank of America mural created in 1992.
spooky.

It wouldn't surprise me if they started practicing haruspicy.

>>135578162
They sure did.

>>135577933
Fuck everyone coming up here for the eclipse. You niggers are going to trash my town for a fucking week. Go back home, nobody likes you

Our senile brain-dead overlords are very superstitious.

>>135578753
Plant Bombs

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>>135578069
IM WITH HER!!!

>>135578481
isn't this at the Denver int'l airport?

>>135577933
It also means the end for America

WE SHALL BLACKEN THE SUN IN HIS NAME, THEN BLIND THE WORLD IN OUR GLORY

>>135577933
BLUMMMMMMMPF

WATCH FROM AMONG THE PEONS OR ON THE CLIFFS, THE WORLD SHALL BURN FROM OUR CAUSE

WE SHALL BRING OBSCURITY INTO DARKNESS, AND FROM DARKNESS WE SHALL SHOW THE LIGHT

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>>135577933
It's over for him, drumpf's finished.

>>135577933
Liberals finally win with their anti-sun powers.
Good game astrofags.

AS THE BLACK SUN RISES, WE SHALL HERALD THE BEGINNING OF THE END. WATCH THE WORLD ROIL AND BEG FOR MERCY, ONLY TO FIND THERE IS NO HOPE

wtf i hate the sun now

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>>135577933
THE BLACK SUN WILL RISE

THE SPIRIT OF HITLER AWAKENS.

>>135580158
Hmmm, I think he should look into getting a new job.

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>>135580238

>>135580561
SOON, BROTHER. TAKE CARE FOR THEY CAN NOT KNOW WHAT WE POSSESS

>>135580502
I don't know why he would make a 100% concrete prediction on a highly publicized near future two possibility event where one of the possibilities would prove him wrong given that he had to personally know he didn't really have magical powers. If I was going to make a living off of pretending I was psychic I would probably stick to predictions like "2018 will be filled with turmoil."

>>135579299

What did he mean by this ?

>>135577933
It's going to be a disaster for the left when he activates his crimson behelit

>>135580936
The Grim is with her?

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>When a bunch of retards on 4chan drive the world insane

>>135580238

or change?

>>135577933
>surely THIS time Drumpf will go down

>>135581418
WE EXIST IN CONSTANT CHANGE. CHANGE WILL OCCUR -- IT WILL BE DEVOID OF LOVE, HOPE, AND CAST OUT OF ONLY DESPAIR AND FEAR

>>135581077
>we can start making 'Trump did nothing wrong jokes'

>>135578162
http://archive.is/izjnZ

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>>135578069

Oh! So done!
https://youtu.be/Ier5WpLciC4

>>135580885
To be fair, it was a really safe bet at the time.

>>135577933
>astrology
Girlslaughing.png

>>135580158
>mexican intellectuals

wtf, i hate drumpf now

>>135580883
I wonder if they know they are going up against the consciousness of God's daughter, who physically posses the ability to exist and not exist at the same time.